#forest speaks facts

[icarusredwings]

Posting memes that took me 6 seconds to make getting over 50 reblogs vs. my deep charater analysis posts getting 3 likes from the same 3 people who, like all my other posts, is SO social media coded.

As outkast says, "Yall don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance."

But those of you who do wanna hear me AND dance- What do you want from the gas station?

[icarusredwings]

It's actually Poolveriness.

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[deadqueernoldor]

Thinking thoughts about those from Cuivienen and how they later treated the Valar, especially after Cuivienen was destroyed.

I imagine a foundation of sorrow and a layer of betrayal and pettiness. They had promised safety. And how did it turn out? Kin of Tata and Tatie their first leaders, slain in Valinor by the Dark Hunter from which the Valar promised protection in Valinor.

And then, the War of Wrath comes and with it the destruction of Cuivienen.

If any of those were re-embodied in Aman, I wonder if they make it a point to always turn their back to Valar and Maiar. I wonder if they only speak in the tongue they had first devised all those millennia ago and spoke in Cuivienen before time and different kindreds changed the tongue, not Sindarin or Quenya from the Great Journey's time or later. I wonder if they sing songs in their ancient tongue, songs about the beauty and unsullied health of Cuivienen every time any of the Ainur are near.

I wonder if the Valar feel any shame when those who they once looked upon in wonder and love gaze back at them with indifference or disgust.

[mantisgodsdomain]

Finished Slay The Princess.

Final order of princesses: The Stranger, The Damsel, The Moment of Clarity, The Prisoner, The Wounded Wild

Final number of princesses killed: Somewhere between 0 and 0.5

Final number of princesses slain: 0

Out of all of the Princesses, The Beast ranked at #1 enthusiasm from the liveblog chat and #7 (out of 7) at amount of coherent commentary made. #1 comment across all routes was "women" from all members of chat. Had a lot of fun doing it. We are really, really bad at slaying princesses.

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

I don't really know how to introduce this aspect of the Monster au so i'm just gonna talk about it here cause it gives context to. quite a bit, and also I just want to talk about this au cause it's making me insane-

So, in Mandela, the St. Gabriel's church had been abandoned for. years, due to the amount of disappearances in that area and the fact that it's very close to the forest of the same name, which also has a lot of. bad things tied to it. However, the church is still being used, not by typical Mandela residents, but. a Cult that's worshiping the forest and the Savior's Willow itself.

The Cult is. basically formed of humans, werewolves, half-formed vampires, and just. overall weird people. their goal is just. helping the forest spread, wanting it to completely consume Mandela entirely. Their members are. so. oddly kind towards people. at least towards people they think would be interested in joining their "cause". They go to random people around Mandela, Bythorne, and Werksha, asking them if they'd be interested in joining "the cause", not specifying the details. most say no. And they seem to get. a bit. pushy the more the person resists. they also target people they know aren't human, like werewolves (they have approached Thatcher and Adam both before. along with Dave. they seem. especially interested in forest spirits like Dave.)

However, they're most interested in. Mark. due to how "tethered" to the Forest he is. In fact, he's a crucial part in their plan, due to how potentially deadly he can be, and how he's literally a living hive of shadows.

[icarusredwings]

Literally. It confuses Logan so much how he's the straightest dumb ass. It kinda pisses him off because somehow he's MORE annoying about her then scott is with jean??

Sure scott never shut up about her but Wade is bringing her flowers, making her cards, calling her at the most random times.

They could be making out, an alarm on his phone goes off and Wades like "Ope sorry I got a date. Gotta get ready." And Logans sitting here like huh?? What just happened? As he watches his boyfriend brush his teeth, put on lotion and get dressed in IRONED clean clothes.

"Ill bring you back some garlic knots!! Bye big boy! Bye my widdle princess. Bye al!"

Except its not... hidden? Its not.. sneaky? Vanessa doesn't come home with him (because lets be honest its kinda gross here and she just takes him back to hers) The appartment is logans territory. Wade is his when hes here even if Vanessa visits.

Wade.. Respects him?? Puts both of their dates on the calander?? Tells him about their date, asks him when their next date is, brings HIM flowers too??

Logan "What is this? Ive never had this happen before. Ussually im being hidden and not appreciated." Howlett.

The "My boyfriend's girlfriend respects me entirely and she calls me to ask if she can take wade out instead of acting as if he's just a side piece. Shes nice to me and agrees with wade that im good for him, handsome and a good choice" Wolverine.

Wade " Of COURSE I ask my boyfriend if I can go out with my girlfriend and if he wants to come too. Of course I get tested every two weeks so I don't accidently contract something. Of course Im honest about my intentions and follow through with my word. Of course I dont mind if they flirt with each other, I like watching how red his face gets when Vanessa calls him a beefcake" Wilson.

Dead "What am I a monster?? Of course im not going to let Vanessa treat him badly thats fucked up, No why would I hide him? Hes my trophy husband and I will show him off. I hold both their hands in public and try my hardest to not let one feel lesser" Pool.

Poolveriness everybody.

And don't even get me started on his flirt buddies Peter and Nathan. If either one of them with full confidence came to him face to face and asked wade on a date, he'd be on that phone SO FAST.

"Omg really!? Like- as friends? Or..?"

"No. Erm.. is that alright or..?"

You would just see them standing there while Wade fumbles to get his phone out and starts pacing and whispering.

"OMG OMG Okay PAUSE! I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE Ooohh goodd come on Vanessa pick up the phhonneeee-YES! oH hey babe.. heh.. yeah Uhm sooo.. remember that guy I told you about? Nooo babe the other one. Yeahh. Welllll- Yeah!!! I know right? Uh-huh. Uh huh. By 6? Hmm Hey- When do you think we'll be done? Before 6 right? They want me home by 6."

And while this could be a turn off for some people, He does not care. If you cant handle him calling his partners to make sure its okay then you cant handle him. Periodt.

"Alright, I gotta call wolvie next. See you at 6. Love you! Bye bye.... heeey Peanut. Uhm. Ssooo... yeah. Yeah!! Uh-huh!! Isn't that great!? So Ness wants me home by 6 and that should work but I wanted to ask you, Obviously... right... yeah.. No no nothing like that- i think? I-its just a movie I think... uh huh. Okay!! Pinky promise!! Okay, Byee! Love youuu- Oh the bastard hung up. So good news! I can go out with you but I gotta be home by 6 and if we wanna do any hanky panky we gotta go back to my place cause wolvies really protective of me- Oh man he loves me so much... so what movie are we seeing? Anything good? Something with Ryan Reynolds in it? Or OR Hugh jackman?"

Colossus is like an ex that ended on good terms. Mainly he just sends him memes that he dosn't understand.

the code-switching kills me

[bornetoblood]

What if we snuck out of class and kissed in the HORRID SNAKE WOODS

[theforestknowsmydreams]

I just showed a friend the planned parenthood Gollum picture and he made a noise I never heard him make before

[mdddante]

SO UHHH IA GANG.... HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THIS

[claitea]

are there places to ask people about obscure video games. because i remember my friend had this ds game about training a dog but i can remember SO LITTLE of it theres no chance of me finding it on my own. i know if i saw the gameplay i'd remember it. this has been bothering me for YEARS and for some reason today i am particularly annoyed about it

the only other things i remember about it are that there was a minigame to clean dirt off the dog's bed, and there was a small forest to explore in a topdown format and through one path i believe you could enter competitions

[icarusredwings]

Us

Forest damaging yall 🤝 Tripple B fixing yall

Also us

Tripple B damaging yall 🤝 Forest fixing yall

wanna write a sad, nasty, but also kinda hopeful thing where logan hooks up with wade in a casual-sort-of-way, post-honda-odyssey and deadpool 3, etc.

only. wade is so pathetic and grateful to be touched and fucked and treated like he's desirable.

he obviously falls WAY too far and way too fast. he's very desperate and needy in an 'I thought nobody would ever want me except my last girlfriend who literally died in my arms - then I rescued her only for us to break up, so I just assumed I would be forever alone again' sort of way

maybe... wade starts neglecting his other friends and isolating himself from them?

not because logan's forcing him to, obviously - but because wade is just so fucking broken at the thought of losing people he loves, again, that he's scared to let himself love them fully? so he focuses on Logan (Logan, who can't die!! who can be with wade forever!). Keeping him happy. Sucking him off real sweet, or spreading his own legs and rolling over whenever Loagie's horny. Hiding his face in the pillows so Logan doesn't have to look. Trying so hard to convince him to stay....

and Logan, who just wanted someone to stick his dick in, but genuinely finds wade annoying and not especially attractive outside of when they're stabbing each other... is just a little uncomfortable

but he needs a place to stay, and it's Wade's house. Plus, Wade feels good on his dick. The mouthy bastard is so desperate for affection, and he's eager to do pretty much anything Logan wants, including letting Logan spend his days drinking on the couch and watching shit tv. If Wade pisses Logan off too much, Logan can just stab him and treat him like a punching bag. Wade always heals right up again after - and vice versa. So - hey, what's the harm?

(OF COURSE he is falling more and more for Wade every day... starting to see the very real beauty in him...... but is in desperate denial of his own feelings. And OF COURSE Wade graduallyyyyyy starts being less unhealthily codependent - mostly because his friends refuse to let him put up the Depressed Immortal Afraid Of Loss walls.)

Eventually, they figure things out. But for a while, they're both having enthusiastic, consensual, and very, very miserable sex - though neither of them can explain why they're not happy...

These two are SO RIPE for angsty, fucked-up nastiness and cutesy adorable fluff. I need a sprinkling of the former with the latter, please!

[emmafallsinlove]

when rory goes back to yale and being forced to see a therapist, she talks about logan and dean. but she never mentioning jess, not even once during this session, even though she met him not very long ago and it didn’t ended on the best terms either, and yet, she never mentions jess……

[eastgaysian]

misc dak-wai lore they're fascinated by animals but animals tend to be wary of them, which always makes them kind of depressed. after the moonrise tower steelclaw incident they stopped trying to approach stray critters and instead stare mournfully at them from a distance. halsin's like i can go over and talk to that cat and see if it wants to be pet? and dak-wai (clearly really wants to pet the cat) says no... i can't.... and doesn't elaborate because halsin was not present and they don't want him to know. they genuinely feel almost as guilty for killing that cat as they feel about isobel's death.

dak-wai staring at gale talking to tara like 🥺 you have to tell her to stop eating the pigeons. they also had to be confronted about overfeeding the owlbear cub. if it's still hungry i should keep giving it food. i don't understand the problem. I think in their little house with a beautiful garden ending lae'zel and dak-wai have an absurdly fluffy cat who lae'zel proudly describes as a fierce and merciless hunter while dak-wai gets scratched for trying to carry it like a baby

[sagesfandomspot]

Can we talk about the look of absolute fury on Dean's face when he reads Rory's letter about the car accident? Because that level of anger directed anywhere near anyone, let alone his girlfriend, is genuinely terrifying.

[icarusredwings]

LMAOO Okay but for real Im so happy to be known as the "Oh its good. Its insanely good..... But- youll cry for 6 days straight until they finally update and then you will cry another 6 days" Person/ blog.

Its honestly an honor that you all adore my thoughts so much ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Me checking @icarusredwings 's tumblr every 5 minutes for his next fic update knowing full well when it does drop I'm gonna be emotionally destroyed

[mantisgodsdomain]

Lycanthropy should count as a chronic illness.