#poolveriness

[icarusredwings]

Deadpool if it was a red string au:

Weasel: Man, I hope who ever is at the end of my string is hot.

Wade: Man, me too ahah- wait

Weasel: what?

Wade:...string??? As in.... one?

Weasel: uh... yeahhh??

Wade: *staring at his multiple, different colored strings, leading in all different directions* ..Shit.

[psymachine]

canon scene from the next movie 🔮

[icarusredwings]

Baby lets get one thing clear.

I see you. I do. I really do. Every like, every repost, every comment I see you. I love being able to be like "man, @stucky-just-stucky is gonna LOVE this" and here you are. Eating it up.

Get fed darling.

Because I love these so much. I love that you gab and tell me your ideas (for me to steal >:)

Yes, they do assume that he's going to be a horrible teacher. They think hes going to cause huge problems and be a liability, distract the students, and be a bad influence. For the most part? They are correct. But like you said, his pranks are much smaller, like playing Brittney Spears over the speakers, threw overcooked grilled cheese at kids as 'dodge practice', and often joins Mr Howlett's P.E. to teach them skills. He's the hardest one on them. Some kids love his class. Some kids HATE his class because they think its hard. But Wade ironically uses this time and his class to raise their confidence and build connections with them. To teach them how to read their enemies' moves. A lot of students think about patterns when being taught fighting tactics, but with Wade, he HAS no style of fighting. It's quite physically so random that you never know what he's gonna do.

His SCHOOL at is literally @Suckitscotty because he voted against him coming to the school seeing how difficult he was to handle with Russel and how much of a liability he would be, I mean Logically he aint wrong. Having a mercenary who is known to betray teams, leave no witnesses, is unreliable, and has severe mental illness and a personality disorder IS infact not a good idea. If it was anyone else id agree, FUCK NO but it's Wade. The same man who purposly targeted himself in prison so a child wouldn't get beat up as much, the man who jumped for joy when told he was going to be a father, the same man who got ripped in half by juggernaut while trying to save a kid AND fight a future bounty hunter. You are going to have to get passed him if you think you're going to mistreat any one of these kids.

Even on his sick days he insists on coming to class. His head is in a trash can most of the day but he's still here and still trying his best. Sure, a kid gets puked on every now and again but he apologizes profusely and feels terrible about it. Logan begs him to stay home, to rest and just sleep because his body needs it but Wade refuses. He signed a contract to protect these kids. It's what his life is now. He can't have kids of his own (not in the Finding Home Au anyway) but all these youngsters are his brats. Bro fluctuates between Shouta Aizawa and Hizashi Yamada about teaching style.

He's the 'silly teacher' but the moment a kid starts crying it's like a switch in his brain and suddenly he wants to beat up a 13 year old boy for making one of his students cry. "Go beat his ass!"

"Wilson! You cant encourage the students to fight!"

"If he says boys are stronger then girls then let her show him other wise!"

I can so see him interrupting multiple people's classes for the sake of fun. Walking in on Beasts chemistry class to touch stuff and watch beast freak out because 'Youre going to blow up the school again!', coming to be nosey in Gambit's sex ed class as he randomly sits down in an empty desk and raises his hand to ask a really nasty- but realivent question. One that the kids might be too afraid or embaressed to ask. Like what happens if you get double dick in the ass. 'Can you still get pregnant? What if Im not ovulating?' "....wade.. you cant ovulate. Your a man." Only for wade to look down at himself and scream. The kids laugh and Remy rolls his eyes with a smirk as he watches him get up. 'I'm telling on you!' And runs off fake crying only to wonder into Jeans room to ask her what something says because he's dyslexic.

'What's this say?'

"Try to sound it out."

As embaressed as he is, he knows its good for the kids to see him struggle so they feel less bad about it. 'Hy....hype... er.. act.. i've? Hypurr act I've?'

She giggles.

"Who can tell me where the mistake is?"

And a student raises their hand.

He esspecially loves bugging Scott and borderline is up Logans ass all the time.

He adores coming into scotts Geometry class just to point out that something is incorrect or if Scott purposly asks him a hard question to awnser it "what? Thats the hardest you got teach?"

Sometimes mid lesson Wade will wonder into Logans PE class. Sometimes for a kiss, to lay on his shoulder and groan about something, or to straight up let kids throw shit at him, then tease them if they can't hit him.

Logan absolutely loves him here. He feels like it was a mistake for them to reject him so many years ago. He could have been making this much progress forever now. Already, class attentiveness and test scores have raised 20%.

I just feel bad for who ever has a room next to Wade and Logan's quarters.....

And Quicksilver.. for how much blood he has to clean up all the time from when a kid actually DOES get him. "OW FUCK- Oh my god! You did it kid! Stabbed me right in the kidney! Good job champ! Hi fiv- OH Ouch- okay no- down low maybe?" He's always so proud of them and you know damn well he cries at graduation.

xmen: we have a mansion you'll get paid regularly you can have an easy job in the offtime we can help you with figuring out your past

logan: ewww lmaooo ur weird haha nooo haha

wade: logan !

logan: *moves into 1 bedroom crack house with a 40 yearold and his mom*

[becoming-not-became]

Thinking

I find myself swimming frequently in a poolvery few know about it’s there where I undress unashamedly for no one else will find me there it’s cooland it is calmand it is deep so deep in fact that no matter how far I dive I never touch the bottom it is I guess my minds very own treehouse a place for it to go and pretend and sometimes dream a place of comfort and of joy and of peace and of serenity…

[icarusredwings]

I have problems incorporating Ellie because the comics/movie timeline does not link up, and I've had a hell of a time fixing the Xmen movie/Logan Timeline (because it has to make sense in my story damn it) I'd have to retcon wade banging Carmelita Camacho when he was broken up with Vanessa, and how do you do that tastefully?

So what is your opinion on how to do this?

Does it work in cannon?

Thoughts in general?

Okay so- Canonly to the movieverse, It's said that Ellie (Eleanor camacho) will not be in this universe, this is probably because Ryan doesn't like the idea of dipping on his daughter seeing in many comic universes, while he does take in Ellie he quickly realizes how crap of a parent he is, always on the run, always in danger, and he dosn't want her in danger (most times) so he leaves her with an adoptive family. He visits often, gives her a phone and tells her to call him any day or night for anything at all and he'll awnser, he plays with her often but has to leave half way through almost every time, her adoptive parents sometimes dislike Wade (for obvious reasons) but they let him come with them trick or treating and to her birthday party.

In the comics Ellie also is a big fan of Spiderman and peter meets Ellie a few times, saying he wasnt aware Wade even had kids, in which he responds that he wasnt either until a couple years ago. This is said as a joke since Ellie is only about 6 when this is said, but its true, Ellie was already born by the time he knew anything about her existence.

He even told her mother that she couldn't possibly be his because she's too beautiful. All in all, you can see him struggling so hard to balance his mental health, his work, his daughter, and just trying to live enough FOR her. She becomes his anchor, but really... really.. struggles to meet the standard of a "good father." To us, we can see how hard he's trying, but Ellie, her father, lies, doesn't come when he says he will, and all an all? Gave her away. It's a gorgeous story, really, depending on which one you read. Older Ellie eventually takes on the legacy of Deadpool in one universe and tells people loud and proud that she's Ellie Wilson and that she IS deadpool (similar to how Laura IS Wolverine).

Alright. Canon done and done.

Now. As the Board of Headcanons thoughts and opinions.

Yes- Ellie would be conceived during the time Vanessa and him are broken up, so somewhere between movie 2 and 3. I *Think* that it's implied that Wade went back to make Vanessa alive again, shooting himself in wolverine orgins, trying to kill baby hitler but failing, etc and then its implied (I think) that Cable goes back home after that seeing as in the 3rd movie the TVA says that he abused his powers with it and Wade mentions that he dosn't have it anymore. That he "smashed it" or something but Wade is a known liar. He probably returned it to Cable (or idk maybe he really did wreck it. Dropped it off the freeway or something- but then they probably could just fix it again idk) so he could go home to his daughter.

Im not entirely sure on the deadpool movieverse timeline, but I wanna say it's a good 6 years in between movies / how long he's been broken up with Vanessa? So yes, they totally could have had Ellie in the plot since Carmelita was a hookup. One that kind of was a bit Eeehhh if you ask me anyway since she only does it because she thinks she's about to die and wants to have sex again before that. He takes off his mask, and she runs off, probably leaving Wade feeling way worse then before hand.

Now I haven't read this specific comic, but she claims that she couldn't find deadpool for the entire pregnancy (accurate) and wanted to give Ellie up for adoption or she wanted child support (?) So Wade took her instead.

You could very easily label her as a sympathy/ rebound hook up from Vanessa but again, movie would be more complicated if he came back to vanessa with a whole kid so thats why they decided to keep her out (and child acting laws/pay probably)

There would infact have to be a whole argument of "Wade where the fuck did you get a kid!?" "Uhhhh shes mine" "no take her back where you found her thats someones daughter you nutcase!" "No no- I mean... shes literally mine.."

Which would do well inna fic where Vanessa and Wade stay broken up, because If my ex boyfriend had a whole kid with someone else I doubt it would be easy to get back together- but if you want it to where Vanessa is still together-ish with Wade then you will have to do something where Vanessa becomes kind of like a step mom.

With how young Ellie is- you could probably write it to where she fully believes V is her mom in the first place. The timeline makes sense that way, I think. You would just have to work out the whole "My boyfriend is having a massive mental identity crisis and is extremely depressed to the point he's neglecting his daughter"

And THAT would be the issue. Does Wade neglect Ellie sometimes? Yes. Is it for her own good? Yes. Would he EVER do anything to personally hurt Ellie? You're out of your god damn mind if you think yes. He does not want to be like his father so he would never hit her. Shout at her? Sure. Regret it? Instantly.

I also can't see Vanessa leaving Wade in such a dark place with Ellie and Al either. She definitely wouldn't leave a child in a home where she wouldn't he cared for- So you would have to have V take Ellie which would lead to Wade being MORE depressed, and maybe thats why he's trying to get his life together so badly? To get his daughter back?

Because normal dads have normal jobs right? Hence the car salesman gig. Maybe hes saving up to move to somewhere so Els and him can have a cleaner, safer, bigger apartment because Obviously sharing a bed with Al makes Vanessa look at him with somewhat suprise and pity. V would want him to get a place where Els can sleep safely and have her own space. Even if its their own apartment and wade gives Els the room and he sleeps on the couch, as long as shes his priority.

V taking Ellie from him would be a major eye opener for him to get his shit together.

(He also would probably call her all the time to talk to ellie and demand that Ellie dosn't meet Vs boyfriends or hook ups because HE'S her dad, not them, he'd kill a bitch if Ellie called them dad)

After the movie, when Logan and Laura are there, Wade can look at her and ask if he can have Ellie back now, and she tells him "Lets start with weekends." Because she can tell just how much he's actually gotten it together but hes not quite ready to have her full time again.

As time goes on with Logan, They would eventually have to move but yes, in about 6 months time he would get Ellie back and have his little family that consistents of a mommy, 2 daddys, a dog, 3 daughters, and a grandma.

[icarusredwings]

kidwades opinion on Moana? you can do all of em if you want, but i’m specifically curious about logan’s kidwade!

- @laddies-rambles

So firstly, Nessa's Wade is definitely the type to stare wide-eyed and with a small triangle mouth when there is singing or water scenes. He especially likes baby moana, and if Ness lets him, he'll put his hands on the screen and sit up a bit more excitedly. "Baby?" He'll ask her because he didn't really yap, so he's more of a gabber, very few actual words but a lot of huffs, sighs, whines, grunts, etc. She has come to learn "Be easy with her. She's little" gets his hands off the tv and he sits back on his knees with his hands in his lap. Wades undying love for children is so strong that even as his smallest self he still wants to keep them safe. It's so cute though to see him shift around excitedly and full out giggle at the baby scene every time though.

In all honesty it breaks Vanessa's heart considering they were supposed to start a family but now that isn't such a good idea. They've already had a long talk about it while he was big and as much as it broke him, he didn't want to risk their child having any mental issues or problems like him incase they ended up being genetic.

Logan's wade, much like Al's wade, thinks of her grandmother as Al and cries every single time. The movie is a huge range of emotions for him so sometimes can stress him out more depending how little he is today, you will see him tear up, make a pouting grunting noise and then run off to find Al. He hugs her and curls up with her, rambling that he doesn't want her to die and that it's not fair for her to leave him forever. This is usually when Logan would intervene if Al was persay- Sleeping and then jumped on for snuggles, Logan would have to pull him away and comfort him. He's already (MISTAKENLY) tried to explain the concept of death to him while he was like this, and it made things WAY worse. Like WAAAAYYY worse.

So now- He's learned to skip this part.

"Kid, Look over there!!!" *skips this entire scene*

"What?" "Aw shucks I thought I saw something. Oh well." And he never notices really that it's skipped. It's never a good idea to let such a little mind with multiple opinions linger on such a big thought for long. Other then that though, he ADORES the water scenes and it makes Logan question if he should take him to the beach but then remembers that he cant swim and gets a bit upset about that.

Poolveriness' Wade is just as same obsessed with the water scenes but is actually able to handle the entire movie, understanding the powers that moana has and that this movie is "Very girl power" as he says. He also likes the green earthly woman and the sparkly crab. Sometimes, he will vocal stem. "I ate my grandma."

He heavily enjoys watching her walk through the water and such and tells them that she's "Princess jesus"

[icarusredwings]

It's actually Poolveriness.

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[icarusredwings]

Wanted to ask this: How do you do Poolverine with a CGLogan and a Little!Wade because I now want to try this someday?

Im not understanding the question seeing as I do a lot of that so Im not sure if youre asking why I do it or ... how?? I just... type my ideas?

If you mean my headcanons and stuff Kitty and Kid on ao3 has a head canon chapter :)

For one, Poolverine and Poolness are two different stages/types of regression.

Poolverine is overalls, untied shoe laces, crayons, stuffies at the park, and babbling his head off.

Poolness is binkys, zip up fluffy onsies, select mutism, will just stare at you blanky for hours, mainly just plays for a few minutes then falls asleep on the floor, needs his spidey sippy.

Personality wise Poolverine little wade (NEVER baby wade. He is NOT a baby. He will scream at you and get upset if you call him a baby, and probably punch you in the face if you call him a cry baby) has a much larger attitude, sings, eats way more, can manage if left on his own.

Poolness little wade will cry if left alone or if he cant see or hear you, like I said, he's much more quiet and will simply lay with you while watching blues clues. Sometimes if you are lucky he'll take his binky out and tell you that he loves you or that he can see blues pawprint.

And then you have... *shivers* Poolveriness middle aged 'little' wade. Aka a man whos currently taking a bath while chugging beer out of his cup and not exactly playing with his mermaid barbie rather then flirting with it. He's.... a menace... he needs kept on a leash.. very rebellious, pushes bounderies, says curse words, says vulgar things, stomps his feet, has tantrums, but is VERY sensitive and will break down immediately if you scold him, saying to stop acting childish or stupid, he will take it personally.

[icarusredwings]

How would the Little!Wades' (I'm asking all of them) see Sleeping Beauty (the 1959 one)?

So with Nessy's Wade he will watch the singing parts, the dancing, the animals, but I mean other then that he doesn't seem *that* intrested. Like sure, he won't fuss if you turn it on but he mainly will colour through the entire movie, only looking up sometimes to see the singing and what not. He loves singing parts of anything.

With Logan's wade, he thinks it's funny when the fairy god mothers argue over what color to make the dress and also enjoys the dancing. He really likes Maleficent too, he likes her horns and how evil she is, he thinks its cool she can turn into a dragon. Logan has tried to explain that shes bad because she cursed Aroura but wade dosn't care that much but Wade *almost* always enjoys the villains more.

Poolveriness' wade thinks it's boring and for babies. He also doesn't like the story line very much. He claims it "needs work" and "is for babies" and as we all know he's NOT a baby so it makes sense why he dosn't really pay attention if its on. Infact he most likely will immediately get into something and act out, out of boredom.

[icarusredwings]

Literally. It confuses Logan so much how he's the straightest dumb ass. It kinda pisses him off because somehow he's MORE annoying about her then scott is with jean??

Sure scott never shut up about her but Wade is bringing her flowers, making her cards, calling her at the most random times.

They could be making out, an alarm on his phone goes off and Wades like "Ope sorry I got a date. Gotta get ready." And Logans sitting here like huh?? What just happened? As he watches his boyfriend brush his teeth, put on lotion and get dressed in IRONED clean clothes.

"Ill bring you back some garlic knots!! Bye big boy! Bye my widdle princess. Bye al!"

Except its not... hidden? Its not.. sneaky? Vanessa doesn't come home with him (because lets be honest its kinda gross here and she just takes him back to hers) The appartment is logans territory. Wade is his when hes here even if Vanessa visits.

Wade.. Respects him?? Puts both of their dates on the calander?? Tells him about their date, asks him when their next date is, brings HIM flowers too??

Logan "What is this? Ive never had this happen before. Ussually im being hidden and not appreciated." Howlett.

The "My boyfriend's girlfriend respects me entirely and she calls me to ask if she can take wade out instead of acting as if he's just a side piece. Shes nice to me and agrees with wade that im good for him, handsome and a good choice" Wolverine.

Wade " Of COURSE I ask my boyfriend if I can go out with my girlfriend and if he wants to come too. Of course I get tested every two weeks so I don't accidently contract something. Of course Im honest about my intentions and follow through with my word. Of course I dont mind if they flirt with each other, I like watching how red his face gets when Vanessa calls him a beefcake" Wilson.

Dead "What am I a monster?? Of course im not going to let Vanessa treat him badly thats fucked up, No why would I hide him? Hes my trophy husband and I will show him off. I hold both their hands in public and try my hardest to not let one feel lesser" Pool.

Poolveriness everybody.

And don't even get me started on his flirt buddies Peter and Nathan. If either one of them with full confidence came to him face to face and asked wade on a date, he'd be on that phone SO FAST.

"Omg really!? Like- as friends? Or..?"

"No. Erm.. is that alright or..?"

You would just see them standing there while Wade fumbles to get his phone out and starts pacing and whispering.

"OMG OMG Okay PAUSE! I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE Ooohh goodd come on Vanessa pick up the phhonneeee-YES! oH hey babe.. heh.. yeah Uhm sooo.. remember that guy I told you about? Nooo babe the other one. Yeahh. Welllll- Yeah!!! I know right? Uh-huh. Uh huh. By 6? Hmm Hey- When do you think we'll be done? Before 6 right? They want me home by 6."

And while this could be a turn off for some people, He does not care. If you cant handle him calling his partners to make sure its okay then you cant handle him. Periodt.

"Alright, I gotta call wolvie next. See you at 6. Love you! Bye bye.... heeey Peanut. Uhm. Ssooo... yeah. Yeah!! Uh-huh!! Isn't that great!? So Ness wants me home by 6 and that should work but I wanted to ask you, Obviously... right... yeah.. No no nothing like that- i think? I-its just a movie I think... uh huh. Okay!! Pinky promise!! Okay, Byee! Love youuu- Oh the bastard hung up. So good news! I can go out with you but I gotta be home by 6 and if we wanna do any hanky panky we gotta go back to my place cause wolvies really protective of me- Oh man he loves me so much... so what movie are we seeing? Anything good? Something with Ryan Reynolds in it? Or OR Hugh jackman?"

Colossus is like an ex that ended on good terms. Mainly he just sends him memes that he dosn't understand.

the code-switching kills me

[icarusredwings]

Taking requests for how Kid Wade sees certain disney movies and if he would like them or not.

You can specify if-

Vanessa's wade, Logan's wade, or both of their wades because they behave differently. As you get older how you regress changes and for wade he semi grows up in a sense? With vanessa hes very timid and almost mute. With logan hes much more cuddly and talkitve but still anxious and is more likely to behave then Poolveriness' kid wade, whos yappy and has an attitude. More tantrums and questions authority, curses more.

Or if you want Al's wade so post vanessa but pre logan, very similar but slightly different then logan's wade.

I would say this he ranges from 4-6-8

Asks prefered, not commented or else ill forget.

Already did Fox and the Hound :)

[icarusredwings]

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[emilyrox]

Wade should come with a warning, and Vanessa tried to warn Logan, but he was too deep by the time she did.

Vanessa: Here are all of Wade's red flags you should be aware of.

Logan: Red is such a pretty color on him 🥰❤️

Vanessa: ...ok true

Vanessa: but bruh

~

[Wade and Vanessa notice that Logan still kinda sees himself as a third wheel]

Vanessa: Hey Siri, how do we drill it into our dum-dum boyfriend's brain that we both love him unconditionally and will continue to love him forever?

Wade: Oh I tried asking that earlier. It just said-

Siri: Here are results for power drills being sold in your area

Wade: yeah that.

Vanessa: Not a bad idea, honestly

Wade: He has a wicked strong healing factor like me, remember? I'm worried whatever we engrave will just heal over and won't stick with him 😟

Vanessa: ..shit you're right

Vanessa: Hey Siri, how do we drill it into our dum-dum boyfriend's brain that we love him forever and ever when he is resistant to all physical injury?

Wade: Tried that too, and-

Siri: Sorry, I don't understand the question

Vanessa: Fuck! *throws phone across the room*

Wade: Woah, déjà vu. At least you didn't throw yours out the window.

Vanessa: *Gasp* No, your pictures!

Wade: Don't remind me 😫

Vanessa: ...

Vanessa: Have you tried Alexa?

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[icarusredwings]

How I feel accepting the Mic. As the Board of Headcanons I must say that I am often never wrong, and this is why I was elected into this position in the first place, to provide my royal subjects with the facts they so deeply deserve!

The genuine security that they both have with themselves and their relationship amazes Logan, hes not used to that. He's not used to the attention from both parties at once in an affectionate way. He's not used to a pretty lady coming to take him on a date when shes his boyfriend's girlfriend. Usually he's hidden but theres no hiding.

To add to the restaurant idea though I can so see Wade squished against the glass staring at them and whining. Not because hes upset that theyre doing it WITHOUT him rather is upset that HE'S not there because of how codependent this motherfucker is. He tried to wait at the house he really did but then he got bored, and then he texted vanessa, and then he asked logan where his hoodie was, and then he got sad. So he showed up. The big baby misses his people. Its like trying to seperate a bonded pair of animals and he WILL infact pretend to be dead if you leave him for too long. He'll stand outside in the rain and stare at them through the resturant window with the biggest puppy eyes. Logan rolls his eyes and vanessa just laughs. "You owe me 20 bucks"

"I could have sworn he would last longer than this." He sighs, clearly underestimating how much of a clingy koala he is.

Wade should come with a warning, and Vanessa tried to warn Logan, but he was too deep by the time she did. This is what his warning would say:

You know what? I like you. Here. *writes you a romantic valentines Day fair date scenario*:

At first he's nervous, stuttering to the hostess only for Vanessa to very boldy tell them they need a table for three, unsure if he's allowed in the pictures, stepping away only to be dragged back into it, Unsure if he's allowed to hold both of their hands in public, but Wade has already decided to grab his when Vanessa already had his arm. Even after all that, He gives hesitant glances when people look at them oddly, usually when Wade is having a fuss and Vanessa is calming him down with teasing or reassurance.

"Right, Logan?"

He swallows, looking at her, unsure. "What?"

"The cotton candy comes in twos and Wade is throwing a very mature hissy fit about it."

"What if I only want three!!?"

"So I say we get 4 and let him have two."

Logan scoffs. "Like he needs the sugar."

"Maybe Al will like one?"

"Or puppins!!"

"Dogs can't eat sugar, Wade -"

"GAASSSPP Oh no wonder why she's always so sad!"

After Vanessa pays (cause she's a boss bitch) and sends wade off to get them, she turns to Logan, asking quietly.

"Are you alright?"

"Hm? I- yeah.. just.. isn't this supposed to be a... couples thing?"

"Ooh.. Logan. You are just the sweetest thing aren't you? Hey, Look at me. You are NOT third wheeling. Okay?"

"B-but wade-" he starts, worried that he might have asked him to come and Maybe V Didn't actually want him to and-

"I asked."

"What?"

"I asked for you to come."

"Why?"

"When's the last time a girl's taken you on a proper date, big boy?"

He swallows again, the look in his eyes far away, somewhere a long time ago. As old as his name.

It means Wolverine

It echos in his head once inawhile still. How real it felt. How happy he was... he didn't think he would ever be able to feel that sort of happiness again until recently.

She smiles when he looks back at her.

".. years.."

"That's what I thought. Now come on, he'll eat it all if we don't get ours and you do NOT want to see him on a sugar high." She giggles, tugging him along.

And for a moment..? He blushes, his heart doing that stupid thing that it did way too often. It skipped. Got hot. Ran away from him as he tried to shove it back into its cage of metal. How it kept escaping? Who knows... but maybe they might.

He watches as they share a twizzler the way those dogs shared pasta, before turning to him with devilish smirks. "Here, kitty kitty." She calls and Wade has the happiest biggest grin on his face.

One that made him forget how much pain coursed through his body with each breath. And just for a bit, after getting tackled and kissed to death, Logan feels loved... stumbling along after them like a lost puppy, unsure if Vanessa's lipstick was a good shade on him or not.. It looked good on Wade. So it must look good on him right?

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[icarusredwings]

Responding to tags

They're watching him play frisbee at the park.

Logan:... He put his hand in the toaster today..

Vanessa: That's a new one. Why?

Logan: It apparently "stole" half of his toaster strudel.

Vanessa, shaking her head: What do you see in him?

Wade, from afar: NESSY LOOK I- *crashes into a tree and absolutely face plants*

Logan: What do YOU see in him??

Vanessa: ....He makes me laugh.

Logan: I don't see how. His jokes are so stupid and half them are about dicks.

Vanessa: Oh I know. It's pathetic but it would be cruel to let something so stupid wander around by itself.

Logan snorts and they watch as he sits up like a cartoon charater only to laugh as puppins licks his face. They both sigh with such fond eyes.

Vanessa:... were so cooked.

Logan: Unfortunately so... He has a concusion now dosn't he?

Vanessa: Oh totally.

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.

[emilyrox]

Forest! Forest! *[holds out mic]* How does it feel to have the right opinion on literally everything?

~

Also Logan would 100% match the energy Vanessa is putting in.

Logan is going to be a true gentleman towards Vanessa the entire goddamn night.

Logan is going to genuinely compliment her personality and how smart and badass she is.

Even though he never said it to her face, Logan is also going to apologize for calling her just "a goddamn stripper" back in the Void.

(And Vanessa either wouldn't care because she's been called much worse by much worse people, or she'd be completely chill and understanding about it.

"Hey, we all say dumb shit when we're pissed off. You know how many times I've told people to kill themselves just for cutting me off on the highway?" Vanessa laughs.

Logan nods, but looks down. "I think...everything I said back there goes beyond 'dumb shit.' "

'Everything' repeats in Vanessa's mind. She realizes he regrets not just what he said about her, but what he said to Wade.

"Well," she starts, reaching to grab Logan's hand. "You don't think any of that now, do you?"

Logan immediately looks up at her, and shakes his head. "No, no, of course not!"

Vanessa smiles, moving her other hand to cup his cheek. "Then that's all that matters, baby." )

Logan is gonna absolutely let Vanessa take charge in the bedroom, let her do anything she wants to him, and do everything she wants him to. And he's gonna love it.

Take that, Vanessa haters.

That's it. Fuck you.

*Takes the pool out of your Poolveriness*

Vanessa and Logan are going on a date, and they're leaving Wade at HOME.

How do you V antis feel about that HM?

"OoOohHhh vanessas so terrible, vanessa was such a bitch, *Makes her homophobic for some reason*, Vanessa is jealous, Dp loves Logan more then Vanessa, Vanessa-"

VANESSA IS GONNA TAKE HIM TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABYGIRL

VANESSA IS GONNA PRAISE HIM FOR HOW WELL HES HANDLING WADES NONSENSE

VANESSA IS GOING TO GENUIENLY COMPLIMENT HIS PERSONALITY AND NOT JUST HIS LOOKS

VANESSAS GONNA PEG LOGAN THE WAY JEAN WISHES SHE COULD HAVE

Then what? Huh!? Then what!? Thats what I thought you fucking cowards.