#poolveriness

[icarusredwings]

kidwades opinion on Moana? you can do all of em if you want, but i’m specifically curious about logan’s kidwade!

- @laddies-rambles

So firstly, Nessa's Wade is definitely the type to stare wide-eyed and with a small triangle mouth when there is singing or water scenes. He especially likes baby moana, and if Ness lets him, he'll put his hands on the screen and sit up a bit more excitedly. "Baby?" He'll ask her because he didn't really yap, so he's more of a gabber, very few actual words but a lot of huffs, sighs, whines, grunts, etc. She has come to learn "Be easy with her. She's little" gets his hands off the tv and he sits back on his knees with his hands in his lap. Wades undying love for children is so strong that even as his smallest self he still wants to keep them safe. It's so cute though to see him shift around excitedly and full out giggle at the baby scene every time though.

In all honesty it breaks Vanessa's heart considering they were supposed to start a family but now that isn't such a good idea. They've already had a long talk about it while he was big and as much as it broke him, he didn't want to risk their child having any mental issues or problems like him incase they ended up being genetic.

Logan's wade, much like Al's wade, thinks of her grandmother as Al and cries every single time. The movie is a huge range of emotions for him so sometimes can stress him out more depending how little he is today, you will see him tear up, make a pouting grunting noise and then run off to find Al. He hugs her and curls up with her, rambling that he doesn't want her to die and that it's not fair for her to leave him forever. This is usually when Logan would intervene if Al was persay- Sleeping and then jumped on for snuggles, Logan would have to pull him away and comfort him. He's already (MISTAKENLY) tried to explain the concept of death to him while he was like this, and it made things WAY worse. Like WAAAAYYY worse.

So now- He's learned to skip this part.

"Kid, Look over there!!!" *skips this entire scene*

"What?" "Aw shucks I thought I saw something. Oh well." And he never notices really that it's skipped. It's never a good idea to let such a little mind with multiple opinions linger on such a big thought for long. Other then that though, he ADORES the water scenes and it makes Logan question if he should take him to the beach but then remembers that he cant swim and gets a bit upset about that.

Poolveriness' Wade is just as same obsessed with the water scenes but is actually able to handle the entire movie, understanding the powers that moana has and that this movie is "Very girl power" as he says. He also likes the green earthly woman and the sparkly crab. Sometimes, he will vocal stem. "I ate my grandma."

He heavily enjoys watching her walk through the water and such and tells them that she's "Princess jesus"

[becoming-not-became]

Thinking

I find myself swimming frequently in a poolvery few know about it’s there where I undress unashamedly for no one else will find me there it’s cooland it is calmand it is deep so deep in fact that no matter how far I dive I never touch the bottom it is I guess my minds very own treehouse a place for it to go and pretend and sometimes dream a place of comfort and of joy and of peace and of serenity…

[icarusredwings]

Wanted to ask this: How do you do Poolverine with a CGLogan and a Little!Wade because I now want to try this someday?

Im not understanding the question seeing as I do a lot of that so Im not sure if youre asking why I do it or ... how?? I just... type my ideas?

If you mean my headcanons and stuff Kitty and Kid on ao3 has a head canon chapter :)

For one, Poolverine and Poolness are two different stages/types of regression.

Poolverine is overalls, untied shoe laces, crayons, stuffies at the park, and babbling his head off.

Poolness is binkys, zip up fluffy onsies, select mutism, will just stare at you blanky for hours, mainly just plays for a few minutes then falls asleep on the floor, needs his spidey sippy.

Personality wise Poolverine little wade (NEVER baby wade. He is NOT a baby. He will scream at you and get upset if you call him a baby, and probably punch you in the face if you call him a cry baby) has a much larger attitude, sings, eats way more, can manage if left on his own.

Poolness little wade will cry if left alone or if he cant see or hear you, like I said, he's much more quiet and will simply lay with you while watching blues clues. Sometimes if you are lucky he'll take his binky out and tell you that he loves you or that he can see blues pawprint.

And then you have... *shivers* Poolveriness middle aged 'little' wade. Aka a man whos currently taking a bath while chugging beer out of his cup and not exactly playing with his mermaid barbie rather then flirting with it. He's.... a menace... he needs kept on a leash.. very rebellious, pushes bounderies, says curse words, says vulgar things, stomps his feet, has tantrums, but is VERY sensitive and will break down immediately if you scold him, saying to stop acting childish or stupid, he will take it personally.

[icarusredwings]

How would the Little!Wades' (I'm asking all of them) see Sleeping Beauty (the 1959 one)?

So with Nessy's Wade he will watch the singing parts, the dancing, the animals, but I mean other then that he doesn't seem *that* intrested. Like sure, he won't fuss if you turn it on but he mainly will colour through the entire movie, only looking up sometimes to see the singing and what not. He loves singing parts of anything.

With Logan's wade, he thinks it's funny when the fairy god mothers argue over what color to make the dress and also enjoys the dancing. He really likes Maleficent too, he likes her horns and how evil she is, he thinks its cool she can turn into a dragon. Logan has tried to explain that shes bad because she cursed Aroura but wade dosn't care that much but Wade *almost* always enjoys the villains more.

Poolveriness' wade thinks it's boring and for babies. He also doesn't like the story line very much. He claims it "needs work" and "is for babies" and as we all know he's NOT a baby so it makes sense why he dosn't really pay attention if its on. Infact he most likely will immediately get into something and act out, out of boredom.

[icarusredwings]

Taking requests for how Kid Wade sees certain disney movies and if he would like them or not.

You can specify if-

Vanessa's wade, Logan's wade, or both of their wades because they behave differently. As you get older how you regress changes and for wade he semi grows up in a sense? With vanessa hes very timid and almost mute. With logan hes much more cuddly and talkitve but still anxious and is more likely to behave then Poolveriness' kid wade, whos yappy and has an attitude. More tantrums and questions authority, curses more.

Or if you want Al's wade so post vanessa but pre logan, very similar but slightly different then logan's wade.

I would say this he ranges from 4-6-8

Asks prefered, not commented or else ill forget.

Already did Fox and the Hound :)