#normal people bots

[silverflirts]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ hi there, i'm nina! i'm a twenty-two latina college student that's super into writing! i really enjoy making these bots so i thought i'd share them in the case that anyone else might find them cool too :) reqs are open !!!

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[sonicspacebar]

I've been on a rescue bots kick again so why not finally post my piece for the rescue bots zine from way earlier this year even though I meant to post it sooner!!!! yay!!!

salvage rescue bot.,,,, my number 1 pookie forever and always <33333

[the-sunlit-earth]

Master Neloth woke up at 3am and chose violence

[salpho]

OC I MADE IN 0.5 SECONDS he's called Wildcard and he's a trivia bot who got a little bit conscious and "broken" technically and is sent by the watchers with the rest of the bots to quiz everyone. He's a bit mischievous and asks players really hard and impossible to answer questions on purpose, sometimes lying to them if they do get the answer right somehow. The only way to avoid this guy screwing you over is if you provide actual evidence behind a your answer and then he accepts and floats away all sad. Ant with bindle style.

[starofmourning]

I think about this one panel from the comics a lot actually

[scificrows]

Today I'm thinking about this:

Or Miki was a bot who had never been abused or lied to or treated with anything but indulgent kindness. It really thought its humans were its friends, because that’s how they treated it. I signaled Miki I would be withdrawing for one minute. I needed to have an emotion in private.

And about how Murderbot slowly starts calling its humans its friends in Exit Strategy, tentatively at first:

Were they my sort-of human friends? My clients? My ex-owners, though legally that was only Dr. Mensah. Were they going to see me and yell for help, alert security?

but also more confidently later:

Maybe that was why I had been nervous about meeting Mensah again, and not all the other dumb reasons I had come up with. I hadn’t been afraid that she wasn’t my friend, I had been afraid that she was, and what it did to me.

The only tag I can access on Ratthi is a partial that says my human friend. That’s strange and unlikely, but the pre-catastrophic-failure version of me seemed sure about it, and I don’t have anything else to go on.

and Mensah confirms this at the end of the book too:

I just want you to know you already have options here, and I expect you’ll have more offers for your services or advice as a security consultant. And that you have friends here you can discuss things with, whatever you decide to do, or wherever you decide to go.

The thought that a bot could see its humans as its friends (and because they treat it as a friend too) made Murderbot so emotional in Rogue Protocol that it needed a minute to process it. And later on in the series it starts to understand that its own humans are its friends too - and how much they care about it and that it can go to them for help if it needs them and I just. I think I need to withdraw and have an emotion about this in private too.

[healpimp]

The games been bot-free for a few months now. At worst I've run into a few closet cheaters.

I won't spend a dime on the game till at least a year has passed, but the game's playable. #FixTF2 did what it needed to. It feels super weird to say, but the game is essentially fixed. You can queue into casual without expecting a lobby full of bots spewing gross and hateful shit in the chat (now its just the bottom scoring scout doing that, though with a significant lack of cheats).

For now I'll be enjoying the game to the fullest.

[floofyfungi]

Summary:

When Alexis' mischief starts to cause problems, Starscream searches for a way to keep a bored human child entertained. His solution is to send her to school on the isolated island of Griffin Rock. Alexis is thrilled. But now she must pretend to be a normal person who doesn't live with a bunch of monstrous dragons. It is a delicate dance of deception, one she cannot afford to fail.

Meanwhile, another of Soundwave's spies arrive, questioning the disappearance of Slipstream and her trine. Alexis struggles to keep Starscream's secrets safe. And things only become more complicated when four strange dragons called the Rescue Bots arrive on Griffin Rock.

It's a good thing Alexis works well under pressure.

[neowinestainedress]

i usually don't do this but i noticed too many of the new followers look like bots (no profile picture, no bio, no likes/following even if they're visible). so if you don't want me to block you please at least update the profile picture (use anything, just please don't have the default icons) and put something in your bio (would be better if it was your age, to follow me you have to be 16+*). i still stand with what i have written in my rules = i'm not your mom and if you interact with me on nsfw posts as a minor it's not my fault*, but i have a lot of followers and i need to do a cleanup. i'm writing this post now but i will start blocking in a few weeks (depending on how busy i am it will either be the end of december or the start of january) so more of you have time to see this, i will reblog this frequently and give one last warning before starting to block.

*i'm not posting much fluff anymore but it's still something i write so ofc what i stated in the past still stands, if you're a minor you can interact with those works and talk to me about sfw things but you still have to be 16 (if you're younger get out thanks)

feel free to reblog this too so it reaches more people!

[macawritesupdates]

Nothing burns me up more than some cheeky ass bookmarking my doc with the tags “made with AI” or “plagiarism” like excuse you. Excuse fucking you. You made an account just to bookmark my fic like that.

Go put yourself in time out and think about how much an ass you are. A clown. A hooligan. An internet poopy stain.

I haaaate AI and don’t touch that shit >8/ all my ideas come right from my brain vomit!

[bigothteddies]

I have got to get off the internet dude real people don’t act the way they do on here social media algorithms push abrasive comments to the forefront wanna be scam spam follower bait accounts and trolls feed into the pattern to make money influencers feed the cycle by regurgitating as much low effort content as they can possibly churn out as often as possible to make as much money as possible political takes that blow my mind happen every day critical thinking is dead and it makes me want to blow my brains out

[thisisvoided]

okay but like genuinely. like for a moment im gonna be completely genuine here. rid15 is legitimately so fucking amazing.

its hilarious, it canNOT take itself seriously 90% of the time, just like. EVERYTHING that is going on all at the same time. like everything is so. its. i cant even explain it. its batshit insane, its beautiful, it gets weirdly serious in a good way at points you dont expect, its just fucking BIZARRE sometimes and like. i love it so fucking much.

like, the rivalry-turned-friendship between denny and fixit??? that wolf guy and his gang of furries/scalies???? that fuckin. porcupine guy who drugs people with his quills and its a random drug each time?????? the time grimlock befriends a monk guy who makes bread and teaches him the art of patience or whatever the fuck through breadmaking???????? like what the fuck is this show on. what is happening. its perfect.

EDIT: the monk guy taught grimlock patience through pretzel making

[red-red-spout]

it's interesting how the vast majority of the people on this website just don't actually know anything about like the broader internet politics sphere. Like... you see liberal bloggers reblogging articles from The Grayzone about the Israeli genocide in Palestine and then two posts later reblogging something from like. prismatic-bell about how you should vote for 99% hitler or whatever.

[cosmic-ships]

Someone take youtube away from me...

I have watched so many Anakin edits // scenes today trying to get my soul to turn back on.

it worked.

[jgabriel1920]

I am now traumatized with people starting dms with "Hi"

...

[enekorre]

Heavily considering closing my ask box, im getting around 10 spam asks a day now 😭