#nonhuman shitpost

[starfallensyndicate]

Someone: testosterone will turn you into a hairy, stinky monster!

Me, a transmasc nonhuman: do you promise?

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Stares at you like this.

[seerschaos]

sniffing you sniff sniff snif snifff snif sniff sni-

[pastacrylic]

[your-therian-parent-says]

isnt it beautiful how a wolf can be a singer, a sheep can be a barber, and a raven can be at a writing desk?

[bearrverine]

baby harv was severely depressed and cringe but she was also correct and free

(inspired by a post that @kittposting made a few days ago that deeply resonated with me)

[bookmothic-dyke]

I wanna be a crow, fuck this human shit. I wanna shit on billionaires and be a winged omen of portent.

[toasty-roll]

just took a shower as an owl kin

call that moist owlet

[talon-dragonbeast]

wait a second...

am i fish?

[sebastians-alterhuman-archive]

bitches be like "omg this is a total mood" and then show an image of a random animal staring at a camera or smth

anyways I'm bitches and this is a total mood

found this here, idk the og source sorry

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[starfallensyndicate]

Grrr rrr wrrr grrr neow meow weow khhhhh grrrr rrr khhhhHHHHHEEE meow neow weow mew wew wew grrrrrr meow meow meow kssssssshhhhhrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr kSSSSS

[mxmorbidmidnight]

*sad honking, grabs my bag*

this is my bag

*stomps on hat, waves flipper at the sky and honks away (my flippers make quack noises with every step)*

[oneinamillion-x]

Body modifications that make you appear less human >>>>>>

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

*someone sneezes*

vampire brain: say gesundheit. please.

human brain: but i don't know german!

me: bless you!

vampire brain: HISSSSS

[v-4-l-0-n]

Bitches be like “my daughter is completely fine” and then their son barks at people on discord