#nonhuman shitpost

[starfallensyndicate]

Someone: testosterone will turn you into a hairy, stinky monster!

Me, a transmasc nonhuman: do you promise?

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Stares at you like this.

[pastacrylic]

[your-therian-parent-says]

isnt it beautiful how a wolf can be a singer, a sheep can be a barber, and a raven can be at a writing desk?

[error404-holiness-not-found]

I never really thought about how interesting a society of alterhumans and nonhumans would be.

The president is an alpaca

The vice president is a goat

The mayor is a vampire

Your neighbor is a god

That cashier is a demon

That cashier is both a cat and an angel

This cashier is like fifty things at once

Their manager is a dragon

The CEO is a fox

Your coworker is the concept of time

Your boss is Hatsune Miku

Your manager is half-human, half-deer

That guy who just stole your wallet is a mushroom, stealing money to help pay for his adopted daughter's healthcare

The guy's adopted daughter is literally moss

This guy over there, watching, is both Shūichi Saihara and a fallen angel

That guy is a shapeless being that constantly takes different forms

That girl over here is a harpy

This girl is a griffin

That other girl is a literal doll

While her boyfriend is a mannequin

There's just so much variety! So much more interesting than a human society.

[raysrambles]

what anti-therians think I'm gonna do when they tell me I'm biologically human for the 94728597th time today:

[bearrverine]

baby harv was severely depressed and cringe but she was also correct and free

(inspired by a post that @kittposting made a few days ago that deeply resonated with me)

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

*someone sneezes*

vampire brain: say gesundheit. please.

human brain: but i don't know german!

me: bless you!

vampire brain: HISSSSS

[starfallensyndicate]

Grrr rrr wrrr grrr neow meow weow khhhhh grrrr rrr khhhhHHHHHEEE meow neow weow mew wew wew grrrrrr meow meow meow kssssssshhhhhrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr kSSSSS

[mxmorbidmidnight]

*sad honking, grabs my bag*

this is my bag

*stomps on hat, waves flipper at the sky and honks away (my flippers make quack noises with every step)*

[v-4-l-0-n]

Bitches be like “my daughter is completely fine” and then their son barks at people on discord

[oneinamillion-x]

Body modifications that make you appear less human >>>>>>

[i-am-trans-gwender]

What slurs can I say as a therian?

[sodatabs-ontherun]

chicken noodles soup kin

[raysrambles]

you can take the kid away from warrior cats but you can't take warrior cats away from the kid (turns out I was a therian)