#therian shitpost

[starfallensyndicate]

You're wrong + ratio + I got sharp claws and teeth + you're gonna be my dinner if you don't shut up

[mxmorbidmidnight]

*sad honking, grabs my bag*

this is my bag

*stomps on hat, waves flipper at the sky and honks away (my flippers make quack noises with every step)*

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[puddin-dear]

I love shitposting abt alterhuman shit n being met with people actually relating and not some kid telling me to kms.

like woah there’s actually a lot of silly critters in my phone??

[barkingdamage]

it’s so fuckin weird to be a therian in a relationship with a human bc what do you mean you’re not screaming about me making us a nice nest? you genuinely don’t understand i basically just proposed we be together forever??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT I AM PROFESSING MY UNDYING LOVE IN THE FORM OF A COMFORTABLE PLACE TO LAY?!

[mooniesenclosure]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[candieduranium]

a bird therian… eating chicken… hmm…

[paxthepuppycat]

yall I was just in such a deep shift, you won’t believe wat my gay cat ass did

I was like this, but I didn’t just lay no

I freaking flapping jumped in 😭🤚

my human clothes on and everything

[vulpeswoods]

im meant to stand in the headlights of a car and get hit, not drive one!

[ethereal-syndicate]

Random post here.

I was watching a short film on YouTube and I never expected to feel so alive and have the emotions I felt! I shifted and I feel so alive and happy!

~ host

[kittenwithabelle]

Can't believe they added Therians to magic. Based af if you ask me.

[starfallensyndicate]

I'm literally an orange cat and now!!! I dyed our hair orange!!! I traded our braincells for the hair dye!!! Mrrrp meow mew

[mxmorbidmidnight]

I art flabbergasted, astounded and befuddled. Crying, shitting, eating wallpaper, lamenting, being an overall wench and to summarise honking my feathers off.

[harpyrex]

i feel like a not- more often than not

if that makes any sense

[puddin-dear]

Tbh sometimes i forget im a creature, and that im not a human (fully at least). That is, until I end up snarling in frustration or yipping after being scared.

Sometimes I’ll let out a hiss and wonder “what the fuck? where did that come from”, and then remember I am several felines in a trenchcoat.

I play my part so well I forgot it’s only a role, and thats fucking hilarious to me.

[megaraptormenace]

It’s fun being an indoraptor, like yes I’m a weird dinosaur. There are literally some of us