#therian shitpost

[starfallensyndicate]

You're wrong + ratio + I got sharp claws and teeth + you're gonna be my dinner if you don't shut up

[mxmorbidmidnight]

*sad honking, grabs my bag*

this is my bag

*stomps on hat, waves flipper at the sky and honks away (my flippers make quack noises with every step)*

[barkingdamage]

it’s so fuckin weird to be a therian in a relationship with a human bc what do you mean you’re not screaming about me making us a nice nest? you genuinely don’t understand i basically just proposed we be together forever??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT I AM PROFESSING MY UNDYING LOVE IN THE FORM OF A COMFORTABLE PLACE TO LAY?!

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[puddin-dear]

I love shitposting abt alterhuman shit n being met with people actually relating and not some kid telling me to kms.

like woah there’s actually a lot of silly critters in my phone??

[mooniesenclosure]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[candieduranium]

a bird therian… eating chicken… hmm…

[kittenwithabelle]

Can't believe they added Therians to magic. Based af if you ask me.

[sillyguystrawb]

Genderfluid but not like a human more like "yeah I'm a female orb weaver spider, agender raccoon, nonbinary demon and male fox. What of it."

[harpyrex]

when your bus driver is so batshit up your street and you feel like you’re flying/falling >

[starfallensyndicate]

I'm literally an orange cat and now!!! I dyed our hair orange!!! I traded our braincells for the hair dye!!! Mrrrp meow mew

[mxmorbidmidnight]

I art flabbergasted, astounded and befuddled. Crying, shitting, eating wallpaper, lamenting, being an overall wench and to summarise honking my feathers off.

[megaraptormenace]

It’s fun being an indoraptor, like yes I’m a weird dinosaur. There are literally some of us

[kittenwithabelle]

This is my wife

"no it's petplay that I can feel a tail wagging"

"no it's normal that I have a prey drive and pounce on things"

"it's just petplay that I make fox noises when I'm safe and happy"

"I'm totally a normal human that has phantom wings and a phantom tail, and sometimes a muzzle"

"regular human things like describing myself as a fox all the time"

petplay*

*therianthropy

[puddin-dear]

Tbh sometimes i forget im a creature, and that im not a human (fully at least). That is, until I end up snarling in frustration or yipping after being scared.

Sometimes I’ll let out a hiss and wonder “what the fuck? where did that come from”, and then remember I am several felines in a trenchcoat.

I play my part so well I forgot it’s only a role, and thats fucking hilarious to me.

[seerschaos]

sniffing you sniff sniff snif snifff snif sniff sni-