#therian shitpost

[starfallensyndicate]

You're wrong + ratio + I got sharp claws and teeth + you're gonna be my dinner if you don't shut up

[mxmorbidmidnight]

*sad honking, grabs my bag*

this is my bag

*stomps on hat, waves flipper at the sky and honks away (my flippers make quack noises with every step)*

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[puddin-dear]

I love shitposting abt alterhuman shit n being met with people actually relating and not some kid telling me to kms.

like woah there’s actually a lot of silly critters in my phone??

[mooniesenclosure]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[candieduranium]

a bird therian… eating chicken… hmm…

[scrapsthegardenpup]

What if I just want a big dog nose to go around and boop people and sniff all the funny smells in the forests?

What’s so wrong with that :,(

[paxthepuppycat]

yall I was just in such a deep shift, you won’t believe wat my gay cat ass did

I was like this, but I didn’t just lay no

I freaking flapping jumped in 😭🤚

my human clothes on and everything

[vulpeswoods]

im meant to stand in the headlights of a car and get hit, not drive one!

[starfallensyndicate]

I'm literally an orange cat and now!!! I dyed our hair orange!!! I traded our braincells for the hair dye!!! Mrrrp meow mew

[mxmorbidmidnight]

[ethereal-syndicate]

Random post here.

I was watching a short film on YouTube and I never expected to feel so alive and have the emotions I felt! I shifted and I feel so alive and happy!

~ host

[puddin-dear]

Tbh sometimes i forget im a creature, and that im not a human (fully at least). That is, until I end up snarling in frustration or yipping after being scared.

Sometimes I’ll let out a hiss and wonder “what the fuck? where did that come from”, and then remember I am several felines in a trenchcoat.

I play my part so well I forgot it’s only a role, and thats fucking hilarious to me.

[kittenwithabelle]

Can't believe they added Therians to magic. Based af if you ask me.

[candieduranium]

caw caw

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️🦉

[wolftheghost]

I got a headache from a shift :)

Basically what happened is im getting a deer shift but specifically my eyes (?) so part of my brain is going "bro why are the eyes at the front and seeing like this they're meant to be at the sides" but obviously i cant see like that so my eyes are just straining and im getting a headache

Also i tried to do a little bit of quads but i forgot that my body works differently to that of a deer and tripped over myself :')

Im having fun today /sarcastic

Great now i have an antler shift toooo :(