#therian shitpost

[cyber-therian]

i wasnt born as a fox because the earth knew id just fidget with the bones of my prey (i am very neurodivergent) ((insert gif of fox spinning a bone on its paw))

[puddin-dear]

I love shitposting abt alterhuman shit n being met with people actually relating and not some kid telling me to kms.

like woah there’s actually a lot of silly critters in my phone??

[mooniesenclosure]

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[scrapsthegardenpup]

What if I just want a big dog nose to go around and boop people and sniff all the funny smells in the forests?

What’s so wrong with that :,(

[paxthepuppycat]

yall I was just in such a deep shift, you won’t believe wat my gay cat ass did

I was like this, but I didn’t just lay no

I freaking flapping jumped in 😭🤚

my human clothes on and everything

[starfallensyndicate]

I'm literally an orange cat and now!!! I dyed our hair orange!!! I traded our braincells for the hair dye!!! Mrrrp meow mew

[candieduranium]

caw caw

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️🦉

[kittenwithabelle]

Therian popsocket Therian popsocket Therian popsocket Therian popsocket Therian popsocket Therian popsocket Therian popsocket!!!!!

Got an elven star pendant coming soon too! I'm so excited.

[wolftheghost]

I got a headache from a shift :)

Basically what happened is im getting a deer shift but specifically my eyes (?) so part of my brain is going "bro why are the eyes at the front and seeing like this they're meant to be at the sides" but obviously i cant see like that so my eyes are just straining and im getting a headache

Also i tried to do a little bit of quads but i forgot that my body works differently to that of a deer and tripped over myself :')

Im having fun today /sarcastic

Great now i have an antler shift toooo :(

[megaraptormenace]

It’s fun being an indoraptor, like yes I’m a weird dinosaur. There are literally some of us

[cfd-jinxx]

(masks wip) my workspace goes crazy 🔥🔥

[affectionatecorpse]

It's me I'm both these people--

Edit:

I had added this version in a reblog, but since most people don't look at the reblog list, I added it to the main post ^^"

[shaveyoureyebrows]

Worm HRT Part 7.93759441 x 10^32!!!!!!!!!! 🪱 💥 🚗 (I have crossed too far into shitpost territory)

If you think I just threw together stock images and drew speech bubbles over @kaylasartwork's post (which you can find HERE: https://www.tumblr.com/kaylasartwork/755434168252563456/exactly?source=share ) that's just your imagination

[pastacrylic]

[starfallensyndicate]

Grrr rrr wrrr grrr neow meow weow khhhhh grrrr rrr khhhhHHHHHEEE meow neow weow mew wew wew grrrrrr meow meow meow kssssssshhhhhrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr kSSSSS

[kittenwithabelle]

Can't believe they added Therians to magic. Based af if you ask me.