#none pizza with left beef

[beardedmrbean]

Not entirely sure what to do with this information

[snoobless]

Happy none pizza w/ left beef day everyone

[hazelnuthelper]

Impulse's guess the build pizza. Why does it look like that??

[future-crab]

A funny thing I've noticed about responses to the Locked Tomb is that most people I talk to agree that the memes and references are kind of hit or miss for them, but no one can agree on which are the hits and which are the misses.

I've seen someone whose taste and opinions I really respect say, "Look, not all of the memes in these books work for me and I think overall there are too many of them, but None House, Left Grief is fucking gold," and someone else whose taste and opinions I really respect say, "Look, I don't hate all the memes in these books, but None House, Left Grief is just unforgivable I hate it."

[sirpuntine]

It’s nice talking to nb trans people about identity cause I can just be like

none gender left masc

and the whole squad will nod thoughtfully like philosophers at the agora

[kasylikeskiwi]

Impulse knew what he was doing all along

[posting-the-alphabet-blog]

Tumblr alphabet

Working on collecting an alphabet of tumblr things. Please send in requests/suggestions and I will add them to this.

Mun is fairly new to tumblr, and is still learning the culture.

A: Arepo

B: Blorbo from my shows.

C: Color of the sky

D: Dashcon

E: Ea-Nasir

F:

G: Goncharov

H: Haiku Bot

I: Ides of March

J:

K:

L: Lik the bred

M: Miku binder

N: None pizza left beef

O: Out of touch thursday

P: Plinko Horse / Piss on the Poor

Q:

R:

S: Spiders Georg

T: Thanks I stole them from the president.

U:

V: Vanilla Extract

W: What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

X:

Y: You can't kill me in a way that matters.

Z:

[pastryslutsupreme]

roomate just texted me “none Jerry left Pete” and i had to make it an image

[thedaddycomplex]

I made a "none pizza with left beef" reference in front of my teenage sons and a couple of their friends, then had to explain to them what "none pizza with left beef" was and that's when I realized the internet has an expiration date.

[copperbadge]

In your opinion, does the pizza from the None With Left Beef meme count as a pizza? Or more of an open-faced sandwich? Or a secret third thing?

You know, I've been thinking about this, and it's tough to form a satisfying conclusion. (For reference, this is the original None Pizza With Left Beef, and it's just...very human that we have given this thing its own wikipedia page.)

My initial thought was that the dish begins as a pizza and then is reduced artificially, so it should remain a pizza -- ie, you are starting from a place of pizza and removing elements, but at the end of the day you are still ordering a pizza. On the other hand, the pizza is not cooked before you remove the ingredients, and if you remove, say, the flour from a muffin before baking without substituting anything else in its place, that is definitely no longer a muffin. Just because the pizza is unbaked dough topped with things doesn't mean those toppings aren't ingredients added before cooking. Mind you, you can't order a muffin to be delivered sans flour, and you can order a pizza without cheese. So this approach is really just chasing one's own tail.

I try to remember in this kind of debate that we are not really discussing objects or their fabrication as much as we are debating naming conventions (hence my "sandwich is not a noun, it is an adjective" stance). The word "pizza" is right there in the title -- we do call it "none pizza with left beef", so I think that in terms of the popular view we are going to have to consider it a pizza simply because by majority we call it one. But if we remove the title of it, and base categorization on the thing itself, we are faced with two questions:

If you were to look at none pizza with left beef without context, would you consider it a pizza?

If you didn't consider it a pizza, do we have a pre-existing category where it could be placed?

I don't think anyone is going to look at it and see a sandwich, whether or not we're prepared to categorize it as one. The originator refers to it as "tasteless bread with salty meat pellets". I think one could make a case for it being some kind of cracker, or perhaps a form of pita given that crackers aren't usually leavened. I think suggesting it might be a kind of nacho is relevant but also clearly the chaotic evil option and leads us into a whole "is it a nacho without cheese" area.

But in the end I think we should go with what Wikipedia calls it:

None pizza with left beef is not pizza nor sandwich nor pita nor nacho, but is "a pizza delivery experiment".

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

none pizza day is actually october 19 2007!! it wasn't originally from tumblr so you're not late don't worry :)

oooh!!!! I truly didn’t know that, thank you!!!!

[holleighlujah]

I keep wanting to make an Ace Pride shirt that says "None.Sexuality With Left Beef" but I let fear stop me.

[awigglycultist]

I can't believe I just learned that the creator of Young Sheldon is the none pizza left beef guy from a Quinton Reviews video

[november52020]

loss pizza