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Everyone be extra nice to Skizz, please

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Sorry still no chapter. Things just keep piling up. I had to switch meds again and these new ones have made me so, so sick. Can't sit up without feeling like I'm dying, much less write. Here's hoping it will get better soon but these side effects have already overstayed their welcome by a lot. We'll see :/

But fic is definitely not abandoned. It's just extreme circumstances

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Hey guys, to those following for my fanfic, I wanted to give an update. To be honest, a bunch of things have gone very wrong in my life all at once and it's put me into a pretty rough mental head space. I don't want anyone to worry about me, I'll be fine, but not right now. I have no intention of giving up on my fic, but updates might be even more irregular. Maybe I'll get in the mood to write to distract myself, but Im not going to force it, and I don't know if I have the mental energy to focus on my current fanfic when it's such a large ongoing project. Thank you to everyone following this fic, you guys mean so much to me and you're all so very kind. I'll be back at some point to continue the story so I hope you will wait for me.

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He was indeed fast and furious.

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this is literally what happened

(sorry if this meme is dead uhhh cleo got it back for me)

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// WILDLIFE SMP SPOILERS

ZombieCleo and her zombies!!!

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What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost!

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🌟 self indulgent hermit drawings with some kendrick lamar songs (^_^)

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Ren turning to Martyn and asking him if they got married in third life when the bot quizzed them about it and Martyn saying “Well I did cut your head off” as if that’s their version of a wedding ceremony ohh god I hate them so much

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This is definitely how it went down

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imagine being ethos lab at your stupid ass fucking desk stupid fucking mouse pad from a defunct 90s tech store rotting from the inside out stupid kleenex box stupid sideways mouse bitch in the goddamn canadian wilderness on your dead decrepit amish farmland nobody around for miles except the occasional car crash lights all off monitor at 30 brightness illuminating your face opening a screenshot of your wild life episode one recording in ms paint and very carefully zooming in and cropping it to perfectly centre frame the minecraft avatar of the man you have been in a back and forth gay ass faux relationship for a decade the man who has said before he would read fanfiction of you both romantically the man who has called you his boyfriend so that everyone can see he is the focus HE is the focal point of the episode he is the call he is the main attraction and btw this matches his thumbnail perfectly did you even know that? did you see his thumbnail because you see all his videos and choose to mirror it purposefully or are you so linked in all you do it just happened . saving that image uploading it to youtube (WHICH YOU NEVER DO) and hitting publish and then just leaving your desk and going to bed alone like it means nothing and if you close your eyes the monitor burn into the back of your retina shows you his ghost

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this is what watching session 5 felt like tbh

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etho figured it out

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Its trivia time!

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my thoughts on this are that if one (former) hermit has let us and his community down majorly, the rest of the hermits have done themselves proud in their response. they were accessible for the victims to reach out to with their complaints. they then sought to verify them, and once they had, they directly addressed the situation in a swift and efficient manner. their statement allowed for the victims to offer their perspectives with their own voices, on their own terms, whilst preemptively warning us that they would be coming, and they had been confirmed and acted upon.

this has been dealt with extremely professionally, with care to protect the victims, and with clear decisiveness (especially from a server that is so famously indecisive, it required a coup to start its second season). this was not dragged out. allegations were not dragged through the mud and victims ripped apart by the jury of the internet. the hermits brought us a situation already resolved and within one day, we are already in the aftermath

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Alone (bamboozler comic)

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Man I was just blissfully watching all the wild life perspectives, staying away from social media to avoid spoilers

What the actual hell is this???