#none of this works at all i am going to kms
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misiahasahardname · 2 months ago
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cast list for our school's beauty and the beast production just came out and it is, honest to god, the worst, most mismatched abomination i have ever seen
this is going to be the last show i am ever able to audition for. and i put EVERYTHING into my audition. (as did everyone else in my year... besides one girl ig) and you know what?
the only two soon-to-be-s6s that got the role they were shooting for were SECOND CHOICE.
THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE APPROPRIATELY CAST ARE THE SECOND CHOICES. WHAT HAPPENED TO S6 PRIORITY??????
also WHAT is the point of listing the shopkeepers and other people from the market in the main cast list. they are not real roles. they are ensemble+. i am not "hat seller", i am just a Slightly more important ensemble member.
i actually need to kms like genuinely. this was my last chance to do something big. but i can't. i won't. because i'm fucking hat seller
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mins-fins · 1 year ago
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ENDLESS, NAMELESS
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❝ bright and clear, it's what i am, i have died.. ❞
in which. you always say that you don't write your songs about anybody, a statement you continue to repeat no matter how much people try to speculate about your dumb little song lyrics. it's a well know fan theory that the person you refer to in your songs is none other than your very own ex, the gorgeous lead guitarist of band aestas, mark lee, someone who you very much dislike talking about. are you over your ex? absolutely not, but you aren't going to tell anyone that. not your friends, not your fans, and definitely not the man himself.
𖥻 pairing guitarist!mark lee x drummer!male reader
𖥻 genre band au, social media au, fluff, angst, comedy, exes to not-so-friends to lovers, mutual pining, sort of slow burn, stubborn lovestruck fool x even more stubborn lovestruck fool
𖥻 warnings swearing, kys/kms jokes, explicit language, sexual jokes, an implication of sexual content, mentions of violence, smoking & alcohol consumption, stubborn bitches deny their feelings for about 20 chapters
𖥻 status complete!!
❝ silence, here i am, here i am, silent.. ❞
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──── ⭒ PROFILES the divorcees 𖦹 a TOTALLY zen band 𖦹 hot girl summer
──── ⭒ TABLE OF CONTENTS !
i. twitter moots no longer 💔
ii. mark's pretty drummer ex
iii. FUCK MARK LEE (projecting)
iv. lying dead on the bathroom floor
v. the xiaoyn beef (or gay love story i guess)
vi. ITS ALL OVER 💔💔
vii. shakespeare but make it gay
viii. platonically sleeping together
ix. baby can we fix it?
x. is this a drug psa?
xi. idk who that is!!
xii. yn and mark, mark and yn
xiii. johnny suh is a real one 🙏
xiv. HE WANTS YOU!!
xv. froyo works every time
xvi. so ivy coded
xvii. 1000 song lyrics later
xviii. chat we lost
xix. cissy strut
xx. $50 in the bank account
xxi. cookies for the conscious
xxii. kiss my shades
xxiii. surprise surprise
xxiv. wedding invitations
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love-belle · 1 year ago
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you were my summer love !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them missing each other while their friends go crazy over their relationship.
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for when you know they'll be your love for all eternal summers. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // pierre gasly x fem!reader
prequel - i want sweet revenge and i want him again ⋆·˚ ༘
warnings - language, mention of vodka once.
author's note - i am in fact not dead :) i hope u all like this <3 i will be back with a new post 4 months later jk I LOVE U THANK U
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paddock.club pierre gasly and celine d'souza have called it quits on their relationship after almost three months of dating, sources close to the pair reported. the pair started dating back in august after gasly broke up with his "summer love", y/n y/l/n, affectionately named as augustine by gasly and his fans. although their break up was kept hush for a long time and so was their relationship, pierre wasted no time in moving on and with none other than social media influencer, celine d'souza. "there is no bad blood between them," sources claimed, "they just didn't fit well and it was no good trying to make it work." for more details about their short-lived relationship and the driver's summer romance with the singer, click on the link in our bio.
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yourusername yeah i miss the way he kisses and the way he grabbed my ass but i can't do anything about it so idk i cry
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username GIRL WHERE IS UR FILTER
username Y/N NO!!!!!!!!! WE DO NOT GO BACK TO OUR EX!!!!!!!!!
username ngl this version of get him back is fire
username girl get UP
username no bc his dick game couldn't have been THIS good
-> yourusername TIME OUT FOR U 😭
-> username be fr is he really THIS funny
username girl WHY DO U NEVER LEARN
username im honestly gonna kms WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO URSELF
username the gasp i js gasped
charles_leclerc go stand in the corner and THINK
-> yourusername SHUT UP UR LITERALLY NOT VALID HERE
username every day i wake up and every day im amazed that she has managed to attain unattainable levels of delusion
-> username no bc im TIRED
username PLS BABE LET HIM GO.
username y/n have u learnt NOTHING
username the lyric change gawd dayum
username is it bad i kinda want her to do something about it ????? like do it for US im off school for weeks and i need entertainment
-> yourusername thank u for supporting my delusions 🙁
-> username GIRLYPOP NO
landonorris i say we start treating y/n like a bad kitten every time she makes a bad decision
-> landonorris that came out wrong
-> danielricciardo i see your vision here
-> charles_leclerc spray her with water DRENCH THAT DEMON
-> yourusername OFF MY PAGE U UNFORTUNATE MUTATIONS THAT ARE UNEMPLOYED FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS EVERY YEAR
-> username OH MY GOD
username i genuinely do not know what to do with this information
username THE WAY HE GRABBED MY ASS OMG
lewishamilton i would genuinely appreciate it if you gave me back my son
-> yourusername he's mine now move along
-> lewishamilton i will never forget that you called me weird
-> yourusername omg i apologised??? and made u sandwiches??? and took roscoe for walks THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS???
-> username they're FRIENDS
-> username no bc their conversations must be WILD and so RANDOM
-> username im eating up every second of this
username now i js need max and nando to be besties 🤞🤞🤞🤞 with y/n and my life will be complete
-> yourusername i don't want them they're annoying
-> fernandoalo_official this is why pierre chose the other girl
-> yourusername SO LOW
-> maxverstappen1 the reason i like you is because you were drinking pure vodka out of a sippy cup at 8 am without blinking
-> yourusername this is why charles doesn't follow u x
-> maxverstappen1 THAT'S A LOW FUCKING BLOW
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pierregasly do something about it
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username SCREECHING WHAT THE FUCK
username i have never ever been this invested in someone else's life THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT
username oh he's BOLD bold
username i know my girlie is panicking rn she did not MEAN for this to happen
username mf say this to HER
username bitches wouldn't be in this situation if they js TALKED FFS
username no bc i KNEW that something was gonna happen when he posted that song on his story
-> username fr like "when i touch her i feel like im cheating on u" BABE????
username cheating on u by charlie puth is actually so y/n and pierre coded it's INSANE
-> username the way my jaw dropped
charles_leclerc i should confiscate your phone for this
-> pierregasly you were the one who held an intervention for me so that i would "get my shit together"
-> charles_leclerc you don't HAVE to get your shit together if it means that i wouldn't be seeing her everyday
-> pierregasly just say that you're scared of her and MOVE
-> username charles is so valid bc she scares ME
-> username u never know what she's gonna do next and that's the scariest part
username im BEGGING y'all pls get back together
username the sigh that left me when i heard that pierre and celine broke up like 😭
username i live in fear that y/n and pierre will get back together and we won't be getting any more angry petty bitchy songs
username motherfucker MAKE A MOVE
username i know the grid is conspiring to get them together like they're MY menacea
-> username yeah and their most effective method (according to them) is locking them in a room
-> username do u think they know that one of them will not be making it out of the room and it'll probably be pierre 🧍
username i am a child of divorce this is christmas of '07 all over again 😔
landonorris i did NOT see you post this and then throw your phone up at the sky and screech as if someone just turned your ribs inside down to make you feel like a fairy
-> pierregasly stay away from me
-> oscarpiastri oh my god that was you??? i thought one of the cars ran over a cat on the track 😭
-> pierregasly okay mctwinks let's get you back in your playpens
-> landonorris unprovoked ☹️
-> oscarpiastri i would say watch your back but you're in the BACK so ☺️
-> pierregasly I WILL RUN YOU OFF
-> pierregasly i'm sorry my team told me i can't say that
username my head is wrapping itself around all this information like a shawl im going INSANE
username i know pierre is on all fours trying to get y/n to take him back
-> username as he should be idgaf
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yourusername yeah i really missed the way he kisses and the way he grabbed my ass so i did something about it
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username IDK WHETHER TO BE MAD OR HAPPY BUT HELLO???
username im gonna scream bc wtf
username NO WARNING WHAT THE FUCK
username sigh ARE U SURE
username are we SURE it's gonna STICK this time
-> yourusername im 182729291% sure charles is gonna murder him if he acts a bit silly again so i'd say it's looking pretty good!!!!
-> charles_leclerc alex hates it when y/n is sad and they both make it MY problem so i'm sorry if i wanna make pasta in a peaceful and tranquil environment instead of bitching about my best mate
-> alexandrasaintmleux you were the one who came up with the most creative insults every time don't LIE like a LIAR
-> pierregasly charles???
-> charles_leclerc they're LYING they LIE they're LIARS
username why am i js figuring it out that y/n is AUGUSTINE like from august by taylor swift
-> username BABE 😭😭😭😭 HOW DID U NOT KNOW
username something about pierre going from her summer love to love love (we don't talk abt what happened in the middle ☺️)
username someone sedate me they're BACK
username i just KNOW charles is pulling at his hair rn bc i know my man has so much dirt on pierre but they reconciled a bit too quickly
-> charles_leclerc I DIDN'T GET TO TELL HER ABOUT THE DUCK INCIDENT
-> pierregasly ONE WORD AND I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THIS EARTH
-> yourusername charles ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ don't be shy ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ i always liked u the most out of ALL his friends ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ please elaborate ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
-> yukitsunoda0511 death would've been kinder than this ☹️
-> yourusername STOPPP U KNOW UR MY FAVOURITE I HATE THAT CHARLES MF HE TRIPS ME EVERY TIME I SEE HIM
-> charles_leclerc for the last time, i REALLY did not see the puddle exactly in front of you and i'm really really really really really sorry that you fell in that puddle. and ruined your dress. and made me pay for it. and then pushed me into a fountain.
-> alexandrasaintmleux say away from my gf charles_leclerc 😡😡😡😡😡😡
-> username i have a migraine
username the lore slowly coming to the surface
-> username NAH BC UR TELLING ME THAT YUKI AND Y/N ARE BESTIES???? ALEX AND Y/N ARE LIKE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️???? CHARLES AND Y/N HAVE BEEF???? HE PUSHED HER INTO A PUDDLE AND SHE PUSHED HIM INTO A FOUNTAIN????
-> username they kept us in the dark for so long we could've had it all 💔💔💔
username time to go on a vacation and make it a mission to hate the dude i meet and then fall in love with him
-> username HATE????
-> username pierre and y/n HATED each other when they first met but then long story short y/n saved him from a jellyfish and then it was lovers part of enemies to lovers ❤️
-> username oh the lore is WILD
username don't be a coward and record get him back with these lyrics 😡😡😡😡😡
-> yourusername i would but pierre would cry if i sang that song again now that he's back in my good books 😔💔
-> landonorris this is why you need to break up again x
-> pierregasly don't make me break check you next weekend
username is it a good time to mention that i saw u at lax and u looked WRECKED so im really glad ur both back together so that he can grab ur ass again
-> yourusername 😭😭😭😭 thank u my love
-> username tears
pierregasly thank you for doing something about it because i could NEVER
-> yourusername someone has to go to the counter and say "he asked for no pickles" in this relationship babe ❤️
-> charles_leclerc i have seen you both TREMBLING at the prospect of human interaction
-> yourusername why are u friends with him pierregasly
-> charles_leclerc not just him now 🥰
-> yourusername i am ready to break up with pierre if it means that i can get rid of this annoying parasite
-> charles_leclerc i go, alex goes
-> alexandrasaintmleux no you go away, i go to yourusername
-> yourusername DEVOURED AND BY HIS OWN GF
pierregasly all jokes (charles included) aside, i love you ❤️ thank you for hearing me out instead of pushing me down the stairs of instant death like charles told me you'd do
-> yourusername i love you 🫶🏼 i could never push u down the stairs, stair (singular) maybe but no ☺️
-> username why r u like this 🧍
username everyone cheer her crisis is GONE
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pierregasly you were my summer love and now you'll be my forever love
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username STOP TEARS ARE LEAKING
username can't believe this is the guy u told y/n she was trippin (she was btw ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)
-> username character development and threats from f1 drivers does wonders to ur personality
username can't believe we're not gonna get anymore petty and bitchy songs anymore 💔💔💔
-> username maybe the petty and bitchy songs were all the comments from this group we collected along the way
username y'all cannot convince me that charles didn't at least TRY to tell y/n to let pierre GO simply bc he's a little shit
-> yourusername can confirm, the reason it didn't work was because then i'd have to AGREE with 🤮 charles 🤮
-> charles_leclerc you act as if i'm not actively gagging while talking to you
-> pierregasly so good to know that the reason i have a LOVING girlfriend is that she just hates my best friend
username pierre will forever be catching strays as long as y/n and charles remain friends 💔
username everyday i wake up and thank the lord that i exist in a world where pierre and y/n are together and that a dying jellyfish was the cause of it all ❤️❤️❤️
username real talk!!!!! how did mama gasly react when y/n told her that her son sucks
-> yourusername i didn't have to, she called me and told me that herself
-> username iconic
-> pierregasly i'm leaving the country and shaving my hair
username "forever love" i will be on the highway don't test me
username god i have seen and noted what u did for the others
username i love it when men are unapologetically in love with their gfs
lewishamilton happy for you both. please tell y/n to return my dog.
-> pierregasly she's currently cuddling roscoe and asking me to tell you to fuck right off
-> lewishamilton godmother privileges PROVOKED
username i will never be able to wrap my head around the fact that lewis hamilton and y/n y/l/n are FRIENDS like how'd THAT happen
-> username do u think they exchange fashion tips and pointers
-> username they deffo talk shit abt charles' fashion choices
-> username they should add him in the gc and TALK to him bc those choices are HORRENDOUS
username y/n 🎤🎤🎤 did u really key his car 🎤🎤🎤
-> yourusername my lawyer advises me to deny this false allegation
-> pierregasly she did something worse.
-> yourusername OKAAYYYYYYY U R NOT ALLOWED TO TALK HERE
-> pierregasly she put glitter ALL over the interiors
-> username WOAHAHSHSKSKSKD
-> username u deserved it 🗣️‼️
username i need a step by step walkthrough of exactly HOW these two got together and i need it NOW
username so when y/n hates publicly on a dude, she manages to make him her bf but when i do it, i make him my mortal enemy??? make it make sense 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
username it is so sexy of me to continue life even when life (instagram) throws obstacles (y/n and pierre being cute and shit) at me
username i will lay in my grave and dream of a love like theirs
-> username aahh haha didn't mean to get so philosophical mb
-> yourusername that was crazy babe
-> username it's true 😔💔
username me patiently waiting for a summer love that will have me ripping my hair off my scalp 🧍
username YOU WERE MYYYYY SUMMER LOOOVEEEEEEE
-> username one direction 🔛🔝
yourusername 4ever is not so bad after all ❤️
-> pierregasly with you it won't ever be enough ❤️
-> yourusername stop making me cry i have a reputation on here 🙁🙁🙁
-> username she says as if her personality isn't js crying over things all day long and being a Hater
-> yourusername OH FUCK OFF
yourusername i love you 🪤
-> pierregasly je t'aime mon cœur but the emoji? (i love you my heart)
-> yourusername it was the closest thing i could find to a tripod
-> landonorris 🔭 this is right here and also GROSS
-> username why are u all like this
yourusername off topic but i accidentally set off the fire alarm and now im locked in the bathroom bc the lock broke and im kinda Panicking
-> pierregasly why are you a fire hazard
-> yourusername THAT'S WHAT UR CONCERNED ABOUT
username i love it when bitches are chaotic like yessss!!!!!!! go and show us that unhinged energy!!!!!!!
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gloomwitchwrites · 10 months ago
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Oooh myyy gossshhh!! Its 1k Follower Event already!!! Huge CONGRATS! 🥳
Can't waiiiit. 🤯
Gloom love, can u pls oh pls do a headcanon on thorin oakenshield & his female queen's JEALOUSY! 🔥😈❤️‍🔥
Thank you!! I know, right?! 1k followers already?? It’s more than that now, but my goodness, it’s certainly a milestone. I am so thankful for you and for everyone who interacts with my works here on Tumblr and over on Ao3. It’s such an honor, and I appreciate all of you so so much.
I am going to tackle this prompt in two ways. The first, is through Thorin’s jealous. And the second, through reader’s jealously. While I am personally meh about jealously, with the right scenarios, I think it really works. This is my little offering to you, anon. I hope you enjoy it!
There are some spicy elements to this but it’s all fairly non-descriptive. So, per that warning, MDNI.
1k follower event rules
King Thorin Oakenshield x Queen Reader
Word Count: 400
ao3 // taglist // main masterlist // 1k follower event masterlist
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Thorin’s jealous tendencies come from a place of loss. He has had so much taken from him over his life that he tends to see threat even if there is none. It’s almost like a defensive response to the world around him, but Thorin is absolutely working on it. Sometimes he is consciously aware of it, and other times he isn’t.
When it comes to his wife and queen, Thorin is more likely to be jealous when someone oversteps. It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, but that he doesn’t always trust others. There are plenty of people who do overstep, but Thorin knows that those individuals mean no harm. This happens a lot with the original company. They will often flirt and tease you, but it’s all good-natured and Thorin doesn’t feel threatened by them.
That is not the case with men that Thorin doesn’t know or trust. He is much more conscious of their presence and how they interact with you. But Thorin is respectful. He won’t ever throw a punch or become angry. He might shove himself into the conversation or place a hand on you to indicate who you belong to.
Any energy Thorin feels he will want to put into reminding you that you’re all his. Not that you don’t already know that, but Thorin finds expelling that energy into a more intimate outlet is the only way he can work through it. Sometimes it’s sweet, and other times it is rough and fast. There might be firm grips, and harsh growls. But Thorin is always gentle afterward. He just needs to be inside his queen.
Now, the other way around? Reader does it to tease Thorin, to make it a game, and he is a full participant that enjoys it too. Disregarding the above section about Thorin (that doesn’t matter here in this bit), Thorin loves to fuel that jealous side because he knows it only results in you taking it out on him in the bedroom.
And not in a “how could you” way, but in a “I’m jumping on you the moment the door closes” way.
It fuels a possessive, protective side for the both of you, and only reinforces what the two of you already have. Thorin purposefully stokes the flames because it riles you up. It’s almost like foreplay for the two of you. It’s staged, but oh so fun.
taglist:
@foxxy-126 @glassgulls @km-ffluv @sweetbutpsychobutsweet @singleteapot
@glitterypirateduck @tiredmetalenthusiast @protosslady @childofyuggoth @miaraei
@coffeecaketornado @cherryofdeath @mrsdurin @therealbloom @ninman82
@thewulf @ferns-fics @beebeechaos @hantheconqueror
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winwintea · 2 months ago
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SELLING MY MOOTIES <33
ib: @https-lvesick 🫶
guys i’m very possessive i either sell you for a potato chip or never let you go okay just warning you in advance
AQUA - @aquaphoenixz
pros: he’s canadian (+10000 aura) / very soft literally so adorable / <- gets super flustered when you call him adorable / also will fight and defend you when needed / he listens to all your yaps / literally my husband / will buy you stuff ????? pls don’t ???? / big exol / but you can convert him to any other group
cons: you have to go through me to get to him (i can also fight) / inner entp makes him a bit stubborn / i’m trying to list off cons so you don’t want him but i genuinely can’t think of anything
price: you thought. 😡😡 he’s not for sale thanks
LOLA - @https-lvesick
pros: i’m trying to think. good fics i guess makes me horny 😔
cons: she hates me. SHE THINKS I’M WORTH 1 DOLLAR BITHC THE FUCK YOU AINT EVEN WORTH A POTATO CHIP I’D SELL YOU FOR / a bitch. 😡
price: 1 gum wrapper. i also need mental compensation.
ELLIE - @jirsungs
pros: gegorgeoyes / literally so sweet / can do no wrong trust
cons: will ghost you but she got finals to ace so it’s okay / pls update / jk i have no complaints
price: 1 million usd (not letting u go without a price smh)
LYVHIE - @lyvhie
pros: always down to play roblox fr 😋 (or any games) / will let you traumatize her / sends you random reels and says “that’s you” / good with kids / listens to your yaps / very respectful to my cock
cons: sucky artist… / sometimes the reels are kinda foul / hates #1, believes #0 is better than #1???? / disappears and then comes back randomly
price: 127 元
HUA - @polarisjisung
pros: loves your yaps <3 / PARK JISUNG IRL / comes with cats / LITERALLY SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW ??? (goes to a crazy good school) / almost got kidnapped probably but she’s too powerful for this world / excellent music taste
cons: cats are probably a better deal lowkey just take the cats
price: park jisung
STARCH - @syatchy
pros: literally a cat / SO FUNNY will make you laugh / very pretty / and cute ofc / stardew valley <33 / kinda rich… 😋😋 / australian 🤗 / peak music taste / slowly getting converted into kpop stan (shhh don’t tell them) / big yapper
cons: oddly horny… very often but it’s okay me too / awake at interesting hours / no sleep schedule / i fell in love with an emo gurl 😔 / will describe in depth and detail how ftm and mtf surgery works
price: 20 cats
VIA - @viasdreams
pros: very silly and fun to have conversations with / probably loaded how else she gonna afford all those pcs (spoil me pls) / angst bestie / 🤠🤠🤠 / neo neo
cons: hatsune miku lover in 2025 /j / weird kid turned… weird kid? / have to take a deep breath everytime i read one of her fics / lowkey these cons can be pros too if you’re into that
price: her entire pc collection
NAYU - @yutarot
pros: you get fic spoilers 😚 / 🤝 gives followers trauma and trust issues / it’s THE YUTAROT / literally a god / FEMALE ENTP I LOVE YOU
cons: none.
price: yuta nakamoto
KIWI - @wonbin-truther
pros: very very creative / super down bad for gong yoo (me too bestie) / literally a baddie okay / very very chaotic (in a good way) / keeps you on your toes
cons: will randomly message you at 12 am with “WAKE UP” damn girl chill /j ily / frat party girl 🙀 / crashes out a lot pls take care of yourself / smaus make me wanna kms sometimes but they’re lowkey fire anyways
price: $420,690 + 127 packs of ramen i need to pay my college tuition thanks
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girlactionfigure · 6 months ago
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A very powerful message from Hillel Fuld:  I really don’t think you understand the absolute miracles that we witnessed last night here in Israel. In fact, I am sure you don’t. Let’s break this down. Israel has three air defense systems, each one of them a technological wonder and that’s not me saying it. That’s Dr. Gold who basically invented the Iron Dome who told me that. The level and sophistication of the Iron Dome is simply unparalleled. But the Iron Dome only knows how to detonate short range rockets or missiles within a 70 km range, give or take.  Then Israel has the David’s Sling system. That knows how to deal with mid range missiles up to approximately 300 km.  Then we have the Arrow system that literally detonates missiles that can fly outside of the earth’s atmosphere. That has a range of about 2,400 km!! 🤯 Last night, as Iran rained down ballistic missiles on Israel, all three defense systems were activated and implemented to perfection. The chances of all of these incredibly complex systems working in unison as flawlessly as they did last night, are basically non existent. If one thing went wrong, if one of those ballistic missiles hit an apartment building, a shopping center, or an army base, we would now be burying hundreds of Israelis.  And all of that is not even the biggest miracle.  A few hours ago, I got a WhatsApp message from a good friend who is a senior executive at Microsoft and who wasn’t exactly a God fearing Jew. Until yesterday.  Here is what he wrote me.  “If you’re looking for miracles man - last night I started believing. Missiles hit all around me but none of them hit my house or any house, for that matter.” He elaborated some more and shared info about the missiles that he watched land just meters away from very strategic places in Israel, to say the least.  Each one of those defense systems is, in and of itself, pretty miraculous, but what is even more insane is the low casualty numbers from the rockets and missiles that we’re NOT intercepted.  Where did those missiles go? I’ll tell you where. They landed in sand, in water, and in “Empty spaces”.  Have you been to Israel? It’s a microscopic country. What empty spaces? Where are these empty spaces? 🤷‍♂️ How have hundreds of Iranian ballistic missiles all either get detonated by miraculous systems or totally miss their mark and land in empty spaces causing zero casualties and minimal damage?!   How?? Listen, I get it. This thought process begs the question, where was God during the horrible terrorist attack yesterday? Where was He on October 7th? Where was He during the holocaust?  All valid questions that require a very serious nuanced conversation.  But if you know anything about what had to happen last night and throughout this war in general, for such a low number of casualties, you’ll know that what we witnessed last night was the equivalent of God splitting the sea right before our eyes.  Guess what. When God split the sea, there were those who didn’t believe it was a miracle and didn’t jump in. And there are also those who feel the need to explain it naturally. Ok, that’s fine.  You don’t want to call yesterday an act of God? That’s your choice, but like my Microsoft friend, if you look at these events objectively, you’d have a really hard time seeing those hundreds of deadly missiles land in empty spaces and not see the hand of God.  Last night was an incredible display of the collaboration between two of the powers that protect the Jewish people: The IDF and Hashem.  Last night will go down in history right alongside many of Israel’s accomplishments in this war including the beepers and the unprecedented low ratio between combatant and civilian, as a military operation the likes of which the world has never seen. Ever! Last night will be analyzed by military strategists and experts for generations.  Last night, we witnessed history.  Last night we witnessed open miracles.  Last night, we witnessed God in all His glory watching over His children.
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fallowtail · 1 year ago
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wife forcing me to try and get help again because i half heartedly tried to kms twice last week (i’m fine literally the laziest attempts ever lmfao i dont even have the energy to kms properly anymore, i miss my early 20s sometimes) but i am digging my heels in so hard because all they’re gonna do is stick me in therapy and not actually give me medication because i’m already “drug seeking” and i refuse to engage with that bullshit lol therapy doesn’t work for me! it’s nonsense! i am not going to go waste all that money we don’t even have and can’t even afford to be blowing on me for someone to tell me to do the same shit i’ve been doing for 20 years as if the ideas or advice have never occurred to me before 😑 none of this shit works and i’m so tired of everyone telling me it does when it so clearly does not, especially when half my issues are autism and there’s no way to fix that and i’m just broken and doomed to be like this forever anyway?? like. auughhh. i’m so angry about it all
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jisungchan · 5 months ago
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kiss me right! park sunghoon (written and smau story)
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about ᝰ.ᐟ park sunghoon, a stubborn yet unbothered music composition major who has put his entire life on the line for his dreams. y/n, a dance team leader and choreographer who studies neuroscience, putting her aspirations on the side for a secure career. these two have spent the last 3 years not knowing each other, so what happens when their paths finally cross? sunghoon is stuck in his ways of believing things will just work out. y/n faced early the harsh reality that has forced her to believe the world is out for her. when these two met, they clashed. will someone's way of living come out to be right, or will they both fall victim to their righteousness?
tldr ᝰ.ᐟ park sunghoon and y/n go through college without knowing each other until senior year. their friend groups are menaces, and many obstacles arise their final year before graduation.
genre ᝰ.ᐟ university au, partially written and smau, fluff, angst, poor attempts at comedy, coming of age-ish, may be suggestive at times
stars ᝰ.ᐟ all of enhypen, all of kiss of life, chanhee (new) from the boyz, some other players to be added...
warnings ᝰ.ᐟ probably some of everything, kys/kms jokes, julie is gay (and the friend group jokes about it), reader is bisexual, swearing, may be suggestive at times, I AM DYSLEXIC SO PLEASE BARE WITH MY TYPOS😭each post will have chapter specific warnings.
now playing ᝰ.ᐟ keshi kiss me right, boynextdoor 20, enhypen your eyes only, p1harmony late night calls, kiss of life r.e.m, pryvt mona lisa, chase atlantic angels, hojean over 85, arctic monkeys no. 1 party anthem, waterparks closer, jaehyun completely, taeyong long flight, patty painted blue, chase atlantic call me back
upload schedule ᝰ.ᐟ brief hiatus while i pick my life back up
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enhau's hot girls💥 + virginity gang💯
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written chapters are in pink!
: ̗̀➛ intro: since when was this a polyamorous relationship
: ̗̀➛ chapter one: so you were just going to gatekeep my wife...?
: ̗̀➛ chapter two: (scary) men
: ̗̀➛ chapter three: johnnie guilbert
: ̗̀➛ chapter four: exposure therapy!
: ̗̀➛ chapter five:
: ̗̀➛ chapter six:
: ̗̀➛ chapter seven:
: ̗̀➛ chapter eight:
: ̗̀➛ chapter nine:
: ̗̀➛ chapter ten:
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taglist ᝰ.ᐟ open! comment or send a message if you would like to be added :)
disclaimer: throughout the series, main character will be 'creating' dance choreographies. however, it is FICTIONAL as it is referencing real life songs and choreographies made by REAL people. my goal is NOT to take any credit for their hard work, i am just using it for the plot and for this FICTIONAL story. also, none of these pictures are mine or belong to me. if you own any of content used in this story and would like it to be removed, please let me know and i will! k thanks for understanding.
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misiahasahardname · 2 months ago
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cast list for our school's beauty and the beast production just came out and it is, honest to god, the worst, most mismatched abomination i have ever seen
this is going to be the last show i am ever able to audition for. and i put EVERYTHING into my audition. (as did everyone else in my year... besides one girl ig) and you know what?
the only two soon-to-be-s6s that got the role they were shooting for were SECOND CHOICE.
THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE APPROPRIATELY CAST ARE THE SECOND CHOICES. WHAT HAPPENED TO S6 PRIORITY??????
also WHAT is the point of listing the shopkeepers and other people from the market in the main cast list. they are not real roles. they are ensemble+. i am not "hat seller", i am just a Slightly more important ensemble member.
i actually need to kms like genuinely. this was my last chance to do something big. but i can't. i won't. because i'm fucking hat seller
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plaguethewaters · 1 year ago
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(under cut bc long useless rant ig)
i am so tired and it makes no damn fucking sense. oh boohoo poor baby had to actually go to school and study today, what a sad little thing its suffering soso much. i am pathetic.
i feel like i am actively regressing and i fear what kind of conditions ill live in the future. if this is what hg does to me, what of university? what kf work? i have been going on purely by luck and whatever little effort i put in, which i apparently cant fucking do anymore. the luck will run out soon too im sure.
i read one (1) page today, didnt nanage anything else but to get depressed ans do fucking shit at drivers ed. I know logically this shit is all fucking useless that in ten, five shit even in like six fucking months none of this will matter anymore. every single problem i have rifht now is so goddamn inconsequential and its ruining my life. I cant even fucking. idk. ask for help for it.
"i cant do homework today bc im glued to my phone reading things that make me even sadder and make me want to study less. btw these things are sososo useless and woll literally not affect my life at all a month into the future. i know exactlt what is wrong with ne and yet i continue again and again bc im a fucked up person destined to destroy my life." like who would even listen to this. my friends have got real fucking problema and i Cannot bother them with this.
i tried reddit once bc i figured the fucking redditors could judge me all that much, that id get simpathy at least, and even the shitty people of that site told me i should grow up and get the fuck over it. Idk. Idk. sometimes i wish my luck ran out fr so someone will finally get me help but also if i fail this year i dont know what i will do.
kinda wish someone wouldve noticed earlier, that i could be on some pill or other to fix this shit of a brain. Kinda wish id been born normaler - bc im not neurodivergent but also cant fucking seem to cope with things the way everyone else is
whatever. this is teenage angst anyway, someone in the future (or like. rn idk) will look at it and laugh. as they should bc this is just a pathetic laughable pity party im throwing out here - not even for attention. km tired.
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runnersnz · 1 year ago
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“In all honesty, running was something that I was pretty well deterred from since I was about 15. Although as a kid I was absolutely in love with it, doing every event possible through school and a few cross countrys... and not to brag but I was doing bloody well in them. I guess life happens, we all fall out of that love with certain things like that (or so I thought). 
Around age 16 was where life hit me in the guts fairly hard. Severe depression from trauma caused by losing good friends sent me into a horrible spiral of drugs, alcoholism and what seemed to be a never ending thought of suicide. Fair to say I lived a very destructive lifestyle because to me I really felt I had nothing left. About 8 years of the same repeating lifestyle and one really bad night later, I decided to get up and within a couple of days I had booked a one way ticket to leave it all behind and move here to Queenstown. It took some time to gather myself, still being pretty unwell and now without the comfort of family and friends, it became a very lonely life very quickly. That was until I met one very special lady while I was out getting some things from Mitre 10. 
For about 3 months I thought she despised me because whenever I came in she would quickly run away to do something else, but funnily enough she never hated me, she was just far too shy to talk to me. One thing after another and we made contact and this is where I found out she was a madly obsessed runner, and far out was I impressed by everything she had accomplished! I thought I would never stand a chance. So the first thing I did? Went for a run. Can't be that hard right? Oh how wrong I was. 
50m in and I was on my hands and knees, heaving, having almost just fainted. I decided to try walking for a kilometre and tried again... in comes the stitch from hell. Best way to describe it was like a heart attack in my stomach. Managed to scramble a run for about a kilometre and it actually felt really good finishing. I think that was where the switch tripped in me and I just had that want to run back in me. Mostly fuelled by the need to impress this girl. And well I guess it worked! Over a year later and we are still cranking out our runs together! My love for running is completely back, although there are parts of me that definitely still think I need to do it just to impress her!  
I haven’t ever been able to express how thankful I am for that girl, and how she pulled me up off the ground and gave me that drive, that want and that love for running again. Having done a few events now and my first marathon late last year, I am determined to keep going. I have a thirst for it, to go further, to be faster. I love it, and it’s all thanks to my beautiful partner, Jayde. None of this would have happened if it weren’t for her and her amazing soul. 
Here’s to many more years of running and a whole lot more km’s!”
Josh @joshsboyd_ (Queenstown) – Portraits of Runners + their stories @runnersnz
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gloomwitchwrites · 10 months ago
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Hi! After the wonderful headcanons you shared about Thranduil and Éomer I want to go for someone you seem to like a lot. Here it goes:
Lord of the Rings
Samwise Gamgee
Preferred weather
What does he like to do in his preferred weather and does he want to spend it alone or with someone?
Thank you! 😊
I do love Sam! I like to imagine that I would end up with someone like Faramir or Éomer when in reality, Sam would be a much better match for me. Living in a hobbit hole, having a garden, reading in that garden, and eating all the time sounds wonderful. That’s a life I’d want for myself, and Sam could give it to me. This will be short and sweet. Enjoy! :)
Content & Warnings: none, just fluff
Word Count: 167
A/N: Thank you to everyone who sent in requests. The 1k event is closed and I am not taking any more requests. Thank you!
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ao3 // taglist // main masterlist // 1k follower event masterlist
Sam who can find the joy in any weather, prefers a lovely spring day.
Sam who sees spring as the first real promise of returning to his garden.
Sam who is a gardener for everyone but mostly himself.
Sam who knows he can soon pick flowers to give to his wife, Rosie Cotton, so that she can make her lovely flower crowns for festivals and celebrations.
Sam who can spend time with his children outside.
Sam who after working hard tending to his flowers and plants, will kick up his feet with a book to linger with the bees.
Sam who enjoys long walks around Hobbiton during this time whether it is alone, with his children, or with Rosie. A friend or two isn’t so bad either.
Sam who can’t wait to enjoy his afternoon tea outside.
Sam who loves clear skies and a warm breeze for work and for play.
Sam who adds extra honey on his scones and leaves sticky kisses behind on Rosie’s cheeks.
taglist:
@glassgulls @childofyuggoth @foxxy-126 @km-ffluv @firelightinferno
@glitterypirateduck @tiredmetalenthusiast @protosslady @coffeecaketornado @miaraei
@cherryofdeath @ferns-fics @ninman82 @thewulf @beebeechaos
@hantheconqueror @therealbloom @berarenado
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yeah-they-call-me-d · 1 year ago
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deactivating/deleting everything. you have my number, come find me when you are ready. or, don’t. you hold no responsibility to me. i love you. i can’t stay away, so i figure the only way to prevent me from continually coming back is to not allow myself the space to. i don’t plan to lurk anymore. i will leave you alone until you are ready. maybe you’re never ready, and that is fair too. i hold none of that against you. with the rate of my mental decay, i may no longer be here when you’re ready, so i guess maybe you have to prepare yourself for that. otherwise, as long as i am still standing, i will be waiting for you to return. i am sorry for bringing up shitty things recently. i realize i have a lot of things i need to work on still when it comes to my emotions towards you. i consistently jump to conclusions with you. that is unfair. you are a good person. you are the love of my life. i need to learn how to treat you the way you want to be treated. you deserve nothing but the best of me, and i realize that this version of myself is actually the worst one yet. i will take this time to work on myself. if i don’t kms first lol. i am going to try to stay above water and actually take the advice given to me to be better. i want to be able to give you the best life possible. i want you to want to be around me. i want to be able to give you space when you need it without this core-shattering fear that you are leaving. i need accept losing you, so if you come back, i don’t always react out of fear of you leaving. i want to be healthy for you. i want you to wake up and want to talk to me. i want you to never fear i will leave or stray from your path because i love you. you are all the i want. i need to prove to not only you, but myself, that i don’t need you. i think that is how i get to a healthy place. i don’t really know how to get there, but i will. i pinky promise you that, michael. i just wish i had your pinky promise you would come back. that’s unfair though. it may end up being that you find someone you love and i don’t want you to have to hold an unfair promise to me. i don’t want you to feel that you have to come back. i just, genuinely, hope you do. i will continue to pray to nonexistent entities and hopefully one of the prayers will stick that you come back.
i really truly love you. i don’t know if i will come back to my social media, but right now it is unhealthy for me in a major way. please take care of yourself. please come back one day. i have so much i want to share with you. i’d also like to hold your hand again.
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talictries · 2 years ago
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friendship vent (agane LMAO)
i didnt say this before because i was too embarrassed LMAO but a little over 2 weeks ago i ruined my best friend of 5 year's 21st birthday by getting way too drunk, breaking up the whole event, and having a ambulance called on me LMAO. i am ok (obvi) but I've always been the one who's leeched off her for emotional support shit (because i have no friends except her lol) and we've had these similar arguments in the past but because it was supposed to be her big day, and it was in front of all her friends from uni and shit, and her family (which had to deal with me and house me for that night) none have ever been this bad.
because my mental health is so shit, she often worries if I've like kms-ed even tho i wouldn't do that. but i gave her space for 2 weeks and finally messaged her today being like yo hope you're well all that shit. she messaged back (a good sign) and we talked for a tiny but but she was like I'm still mad at u abt the party thing but I'm also worried about your mental health.'
and like, sure, i could have just said 'dw I'm all good' and moved on, but in the past 3 years where I've lost all my other friends and family (no one died dw, just stopped talking to friends and family moved far away) I've always kinda leaned on her the most. and over the past few months when my mental health was at its lowest, i could tell she was starting to get anxious just by my mere existence (thinking i was dead or smth) and its been weighing on my mind that she doesn't really need that shit in her life, because her life comparatively is a fuck ton more stressful atm.
so basically i info dumped (not a slay) and was like look i was giving u space, but I've been thinking about our friendship which i am the one who always messes up, and ik we've had a few conversations abt it before but i just wanted to state my piece. already from my side this has been a slightly unhealthy relationship because i know i am far too dependant on you, and i don't want this turning into a more unhealthy friendship because before that was a v internal me thing whereas now its actually impacting your life. so i love our friendships and its happy moments but i want you to really evaluate your life and make the final decision as to if you want me in it or not. maybe not for a few weeks, or moths, or ever, but i feel guilty that YOU feel guilty about it.
and ik it isn't my place to dictate her feelings or whatever but now i fear if i just kept my mouth shut we'd be on the path to getting back to normal. but at the same time, if i didn't say this then i feel like I'm mental-health-trapping her because she thinks if she leaves me ill kms??? like baby trapping but not really. anyway idk. she said 'this is a lot, i need time' which is totally fair and i will give it to her, but honestly now i feel I've been TOO real and she'll be like 'yeah i actually don't need talic in my life' and that may send me spiralling because i have zero support systems (apart from ao3 LMAO) without her.
oh well. if it works out it will, if it doesn't then its better for both of us in the long-run ig. just sad I've ruined another 5 year long friendship because of my alcoholic clingy stupid mental-health-issue-ridden ass.
lol
im ok dw. i truly want what's best for her and if its a life without me then i accept it. i will not be selfish and take more from her like i have. besides having zero friends will legit make me go out and make more because i die without social interaction (i say not showing up to uni for the third day week in a row because I'm lowkey agoraphobic and high-key depressed)
slay. perhaps i will write the most gut-churning sad angst to cope
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punch-a-tree · 2 years ago
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oh boy
This about to be a terrible terrible post LMFAO
so
I met you 8 months ago, back in November. I didn’t think anything of you. I just noticed you were conventionally pretty and didn’t think you’d ever have interest in talking to me
6 months ago in Jan, we started to chat at work on occasion, i don’t remember thinking anything of you much tbh, but I wish to remember what was going through my mind
4 months ago, in March, we first hung out. I thought you were pretty chill, was down to get to know you, mostly bc my other work friends would talk to you and I wanted to too. We started hanging out regularly after this.
1 month ago in June, after being friends for 3 months already, I caught myself thinking about you a little too much. We’d hang, we’d chat, but suddenly one day we just started texting a lot, and I caught myself being a little too eager to talk to/ see you than just any of my friends.
Oh shit, I realized, am I developing some sort of feelings here. SHIT.
So now, it’s been a month, that I’ve noticed/realized I like you. We’ve become good friends. Close friends. We text all the time, we see eachother often. And with every week that has passed, I keep falling for you too much.
I don’t even know what to say/ or do. You are clearly, so so pretty. So painfully pretty it makes me want to kms sometimes because I’m nowhere in your league. Yet you’re still my friend.
So painful since, I see people fall for how pretty you are all the time around you. So much you’re extremely uncomfortable by it. Yet I didn’t fall for just your looks. I feel for you.
I fell for how you text me all the time. I fell for you how you invite me to hang out with your friends so often. I fell for you how we laugh about the same things all the time. I feel for you how we jam out to the same music. I fell for how adventurous and spontaneous you are like me. And on top of that you are so so gorgeous.
But I’m just your fun friend. A person you trust, and feel comfortable around. A person to rely on. A person you can vent your problems to. A person you can confide in when random people hit on you and you don’t like it. That’s why that can’t ever be me.
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I’ve met many people that I’ve liked/ crushed on over the years. Some I did for months/ years. None of them did I even feel vibed on the same level as me. You make me set a standard for what I would look for in a future partner. The humour, spontaneity, the consideration and care for people around you.
I say that because I know that will never be you. You are too pretty to ever want me. Too wild to ever settle for me. All I can be is your good friend.
And a good friend I am. Id do anything for you. I already do what I can for you. I pick you up and drop you off places. I take you anywhere you want to go. I do anything you want to do. Id do anything for you.
I’m scared you will catch on. Notice how I’m always there for you. Notice how I’m always so eager to reply to you. Notice how I’d do anything for you. The last thing I want is for you to notice. Because I know that would put you off, after all the trust you put in me for being just a good friend. But I cannot help myself but be all I can be for you.
I’m pretty fucked, I’m pretty doomed. I’m stuck here waking up every morning waking up thinking about you. Waiting for your message. Stuck here falling asleep to the thought of you. I cannot help it. I’m whipped for nothing.
All I can do is pray and hope one day someone as pretty, funny, charming, and chill just like you will cross my path and fall for me.
Because you won’t. You have your whole life still to live and explore. And I won’t be a bigger part of it than a good friend. And I have to learn to live with that.
It’s just so fucking hard when I can’t stop thinking about you every second of every day. It’s so messy. My feelings are so fucked up.
But I just gotta live through it, and wish for the best. Feelings like this are so rough, because everytime I’m around you in person all I wish and imagine is to hold you tight, kiss your cheeks, and brush my fingers through your hair.
But unfortunately I can’t do that. So I admire you from a slight distance. And wish to meet anyone as cool as you one day.
All I can do is wish and wait. Youre so precious, you break my heart. Shatter it. Somehow I’ll live through it.
Idk how, but I will.
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schrodingers-puppy · 4 months ago
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i genuinely hate having a fearful attachment style because i am all over a person until the second i perceive (whether it's rightfully or not) any form of rejection, and then i immediately shut down and try to pull away as much as possible. like, "oh, i said something and you only responded with one or two words? you aren't interested in speaking to me, you actually hate me but are too nice to say it, and you want me to never speak to you again. so i'm going to distance myself in an attempt to break my pre-existing emotional attachment to you, not spark up more conversation, and not bother trying ever again, because what's the point! you hate me! it's very clear and obvious. i may be autistic, i may suck at social cues, but i can pick up on your disinterest and that clearly means you are annoyed with me at bare minimum or you actually detest my entire existence and only tolerate me out of the niceness in your heart. because you are a good person, and i am absolute and utter scum underneath you."
yeah. yeah that is how my brain works. i want to be able to feel worth something, i want to believe my partner and friends love me, i want to believe i'm a good person, but i know deep down i'm not so why bother trying to pretend i'm something i'm not. my mother was right anyways. i'm only good for one thing and it's not my personality. ugh. i swear i'm trying to be better about my self-loathing but it gets so fucking hard when i remember that approximately three people would care if i died, and none of those are biological family. like, clearly i'm unlovable and just got really lucky that at least three people took enough pity on me to give me a shot, you know? and one of those people i can't even really be sure about. they'd probably get over it pretty fast, right? so. probably two people would actually really remember me and care. bleh. this isn't me planning something or insinuating that i'm going to kms or whatever btw. dw.
[to the tune of gay or european] is it rsd? or just depression? hard to guarantee...
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