#nom nom shes eating people

[embraced-agony]

It's January 2nd. Where is Evelynn today, and what is she doing?

Evelynn is in one of her delightfully massive mansions having a little snack.

[mermaidsirennikita]

40 minutes into my first Anne Stuart read/listen and the hero has

a) APPARENTLY done something in the past to kill the heroine's entire family or something so now she's determined to murder him

b) been like "NOOOOOOOORMALLY I like more of an ass on a girl but there's something about this one that clearly wants to murder me" while doing a chin-hold-tilt to the heroine

c) fucked off to his spinster cousin's house because he's waiting to see if the guy he shot in his SEVENTH duel will become his second fatality

d) been like "WELLLLL I DON'T KNOOOOOW WHY THE MAN TRIED TO MURDER ME I APOLOGIZED FOR FUCKING HIS WIFE"

e) evicted his cousin because she literally can't stay in the same house as him because everyone is so aware of this guy's legendary pussy hound status that they'd all assume he fucked her if they lived together for like a week

f) offered to fuck his cousin

[everythingne]

unbothered - op81

oscar's longtime girlfriend is a ballroom dancer. fans don't like that she has to dance with other people. oscar could not give a shit what people say.

ballroom dancer!reader x oscar piastri // fc: parley and natalie

requested by @starlightdelrey (thank you darling!)

warnings/notes: rumors of cheating (no one is cheating), i know nothing about ballroom dancing other than it looks so fucking cool so take this mwah

liked by oscarpiastri, ronaniliano, hattipiastri, and others...

yourusername: thanks to all who supported us at the US National Dancesport Championships! we may not have gotten a trophy this weekend, but any weekend is good when I'm dancing with my bestie @ ronaniliano <3 (FINALLY!!! now that his ankle is no longer sprained!)

ronaniliano: in the words of my king matthew lillard: "i always come back"

⤷ yourusername: u wanna rewatch that with some post-comp ramen?

⤷ ronaniliano: yes girl lets go

⤷ user: ronan and yn's friendshippp omg

user1: congrats! welcome back to my favorite duo <3

oscarpiastri: ❤️

⤷ yourusername: omg u actually commented?

⤷ oscarpiastri: my mom told me i had to

⤷ yourusername: @ nicolepiastri have i ever said how much i love you?

⤷ nicolepiastri: yes! hundreds of times! but i never mind hearing it again from you !

hattiepiastri: how much to do a txt routine.

⤷ yourusername: i cant perform it but ill bribe ronan into making one for u

⤷ hattiepiastri: as payment, next time ur in aus ill pay for hungry jacks

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yourusername: nom nom nom >:) eating some gold this weekend at @ ohiostarball ! shout out to @ michealchen for the dress this weekend, i felt like a little princesss !!

michealchen: thanks for making my designs shine!

ronaniliano: the prettiest princess on the dancefloor

⤷ yourusername: awe u make me blush :)

⤷ user: uhm... flirting?? on main??

hattiepiastri: lets FUCKING GOOO!!!!!

user1: the way ronan looks at yn omg

⤷ user2: how are they not dating

⤷ user3: no they have to be

⤷ user4: but yn literally has a whole ass boyfriend of six years?

⤷ user1: guys chill they're friends ?? yn has said this before.

oscarpiastri: ❤️

⤷ user5: bro STAND UP. USE UR EYES

⤷ user1: stop being a fucking freak dude

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yourusername: big hugs for such a big finish! double gold this weekend! thank u @ ronaniliano for everything <3

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oscarpiastri: she only cheats at chess (by kissing me and switching our pieces)

tagged: yourusername

comments have been limited!

landonorris: okay save some dignity here man

⤷ oscarpiastri: sorry i have the urge to flex my very awesome world champion ballroom dancer girlfriend who wins almost every event and people should respect her more and not be weird

⤷ landonorris: ur a simp

⤷ oscarpiastri: date someone and then talk to me ab being a simp

logansargeant: you can let go of her i promise she isn't going anywhere

ronanilliano: ugh u two are just perfect its unfair

carlossainz: you certainly have a way of shutting down rumors

hattiepiastri: if you guys ever break up true love is NOT real

yourusername: you're a very easy man to distract :)!

⤷ oscarpiastri: you're doing so right now

⤷ yourusername: yeah get off ur phone loser and pay attention to me :) <3

[russellsppttemplates]

Could you do a blurb where Max does an after race interview and he carries her while doing it but she keeps bothering him like babbling and touching his face? 😂

Note: I assumed Julia's name is missing from there, I hope it was what you meant!

"Do you want to come with papa? Let's go then", Max said as he picked Julia up from your lap, carrying her with him into the media pen.

"We have some special company today!", Naomi greeted, giving a small wave to the little girl who gave her a toothy smile.

"Julia didn't want me to leave so she came with me to the interviews", Max smiled, hoisting her up on his hip to make sure she was safe and secure.

"So, let's start - how do you think the car behaved on this track?", Naomi asked, noticing the little girl looking at her with curious eyes since she had never met her before.

"I think we improved the car a little bit from the sprint race yesterday and then into qualifying as well, and I could feel it in the race today as well", Max said as Julia babbled into the microphone, making him chuckled before continuing his train of thoughts, "it was more consistent to drive and - yes, those are your fingers, Julia! Papa is going to eat them if you keep touching my lips - nom, nom, nom!".

His playful tone earned him sweet giggles from the little girl who cuddled up to his neck, holding herself tighter against him, "but yes, the car was a lot more consistent and given this track is heavy on the tires, we were good with managing them", Max said before Julia smooched her lips on his cheek, a slobbery kiss noise being caught by the microphone and delighting the people watching.

"Great! Thanks Max, and you too, Julia! You sure are a cheeky little girl", Naomi giggled as the little girl pulled on her father's hair.

(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)

[charliemwrites]

It’s been a minute - the last two weeks have been mind bogglingly stupid. But hopefully things are settling now? Idk anyway - consider this something to tide yall over until I can put out the Price/Reader/Simon fic

I am thinking about that threshold of dating when you get past all the prettiness. Like, when being human just becomes part of the relationship. It stops being carefully picked outfits, styled hair, nice perfume/cologne, careful bites of food.

I’m talking about the intimacy of stupid, stupid shit. I’m talking about the first time Krueger calls your name and you reply in a little gremlin voice “wHaT”.

I’m talking about Simon bringing home a treat for you and you do a weird little run, arms swinging and knees coming up too high, to get it from him.

Kyle staring in a mix of horror and fond exasperation as you quote, word for word and perfect intonation, your favorite bit from a YouTube video or tv show or comedy special.

Baffling Nikto by having a stupid ongoing bit that he doesn’t understand and you refuse to explain. Something like, “and I’m gonna eat your captain, of course”. What does that mean? You’re going to eat him?? “Yeah, with salt and butter. Nom nom.”

You pull that bit where you do shitty cosplays of characters. Johnny nearly pissed himself when you wandered into the kitchen covered in green paint with construction paper ears, mumbling in a little old man voice “consume cheez-its, I must, or rip Kenobi a new one, I will.”

Dancing badly, like not even cute badly, just BADLY in the kitchen or while you’re cleaning. It looks almost like you’re having a seizure really. Price is about two seconds from banning that “shake it” song by neon trees

Konig fears “Squirrel Girl” - his pretty little girlfriend disappears to be replaced with this creature that mutters about nesting and acorns and hibernating for winter.

Keegan just about died of embarrassment the first time you pretended his dick was microphone and leaned in close, saying “is this thing on? What’s the deal with airplane food?”

On that note - Gromsko didn’t realize having a pretty little stay at home wife like a traditional marriage meant his dick becomes fair game. She’s grabbin’ him like a handful of candies. When he asks why she points and says “that’s mine by law” and puts a bottle cap on it. “He’s got a hat now”. You make fantastic pies but you also keep asking to hold it while he pees.

You fuss at Velikan to hold still so you can preen in the visor of his helmet. You also put stickers on it and purposefully guilt trip him if he tries to remove it.

Oh and stealing clothes? Oh sure a t-shirt is hot. But their workout shorts? Their underwear or ugly military socks? Sooooo much better than the cute silk set you bought when you first started dating - for you, anyway.

I’m just so here for the weird intimacy of people moving past the aesthetic honeymoon phase of their relationship. Especially when it’s one of the guys who def hasn’t been in a comfortable long term relationship before (like konig or simon).

Same vibes as that time Robert Pattinson invited his stalker out to dinner and she lost interest because he simultaneously so weird but so boring. Not cute weird shit, just weird shit that you would never do in front of anyone else. Stupid, ugly faces and funky voices/impressions and cursed walking/running around.

[fatuismooches]

More Neuvillette thoughts, as requested by people in my inbox.

He is a traditional man, and he wants to court you in the proper way that someone as lovely as you deserve. The only problem is that he isn't actually sure of the way humans do so. Sure, he's seen other people do so, but sometimes it ends up in failure and rejection. And he sure does not want to ever see a dissatisfied look from you directed towards him. So Monsieur Neuvillette will head to the library to borrow a book regarding the principles of courtship. (Everyone is sworn to secrecy if they happen to see. Though the Melusines already know who the lucky person is.) He will genuinely start to worry if you don't show signs of reciprocation or happiness so please indulge him, he's trying his best.

Taking him diving. This doesn't really seem like a Neuvillette thing to do but when he's in love with you I believe he will actually consider your suggestions just to please you even if they seem a bit ridiculous. Why diving specifically you ask? Because he looks like an otter and you also want to show him those cute otters in the ocean to prove it. Even before the romance stage, you are probably Neuvillette's first real friend. No one else has the courage to speak to him as openly as you do. And he does not find it disrespectful, no, he realizes that he quite enjoys it. He doesn't realize how lonely he is without you until a mere day passes without seeing you.

Being besties with Furina. If you manage to catch the attention of the grand Chief Justice, you are sure to get the same treatment from the great Archon herself. You may be nervous at first but if you can deal with Neuvillette you can probably see her confidence isn't all that real and something she uses to hide her fears. Regardless just be her friend because Neuvillette is tired of dealing with her. She confides in and trusts the two of you very much. Furina will also let you in on some secrets of the Chief Justice, don't tell him though.

Expect to be spoiled with riches. I mean he is probably really wealthy and you are his lover so isn't it natural for him to treat you to expensive things? Though if you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of Mora that he's spending on you just tell him and he will dial it back a bit (just reassure him that you really do love his gifts because he'll probably be a bit nervous that they're not good enough.)

Taking the Melusines out on dates with you and Neuvillette. Both of you are like parental figures to them. It goes from a table for two or a table for a few. It's really cute to see how they eat with their tiny hands, and see how Neuvillette listens to their stories with the utmost seriousness. They will also ask you the questions Neuvillette wants to ask you so he doesn't have to. Also, gently biting and nomming on his pointy ears. Just do it. He's really confused at first (is this what humans do?) but he won't stop you. Moving onto his horns. They are very smooth but I don't think they're hard. You could move and bend them pretty easily which makes it super hard for the judge to keep a straight face. Give them a little kiss too.

Everyone knows this by now but he is an emotional man who keeps his sadness and solitude to himself. Neuvillette doesn't rely on anyone to cheer him up but as time goes on he realizes even the smallest things you do makes him feel better so nowadays you'll have a visitor outside your house in the pouring rain.

[tarjapearce]

Something post baby Benjamin blurb :

Mig

Migyel

Migeul

*MIGUEL

f uck

Tipsy fingers typed away as your vision tried to adjust at the little screen of your phone. Girls night out with Jessica and MJ had gone out a bit of control after the third mixed shots of vodka and boozy caipirinhas. MJ was driving, so she drank little. Jessica was tipsy but not as hammered as you were.

The bar and bistro's promo was sure a lovely idea to attract target people like you. Mothers that needed a break from maternity from time to time to enjoy a wonderful night among girl friends.

Whoever that had came up with it deserved a raise, as the place was crowded. The constant cheers of the moms celebrating the little milestones of their families just made the ambience even better.

Miguelitoooo

Mi amor ❤️❤️

Papasitoooo 😘😘

I'll pick you up soon

I wanna slurp you like manudo

*menudo

😋😋🥒

You're sooo hot

Miguel's lips curved as his eyes rolled over the texts. His chest flooded with a warm and shimmy feeling upon the thought of you still believing him handsome and desirable.

Even though years had gone by, and he made an effort in remaining physically active, you loved him all the same.

That made his smile bigger.

He was about to call Gwen to babysit in the meantime, but MJ let him know in the group chat that she was driving.

You arrived, careening your way towards the door and rang the doorbell a couple of times. Jessica just chuckled as Miguel held you by your waist and helped you walk to the room. His hands dexterously peeling your shoes off your feet as you fussed. He sighed

"Quédate quieta" (Stay still)

"No. E-Estoy casada" (Im married)

He chuckled and massaged your feet carefully.

"Is he a good husband?"

"Good?!"

You yelped as he had outright offended you.

"He's the best, wanna..."

You hiccuped as he helped you get comfortable in bed.

"I wanna eat him like the spicy food he loves"

Miguel laughed silently as he draped the warm and soft sheets over you.

You giggled "Nom nom nom."

He approached your temple but you batted him away

"Stop! Imma tell my husband you're... you're..."

"Alright, alright" Miguel rose his hands in defense.

"You better stay in your... sideofthe bed" Your words slurred as you curled into your pillow, mumbling Miguel's name.

Drowsiness took over, drowning any little thought that came your mouth, sleepiness had finally claimed you.

His eyes remained on you, a little sigh, almost dreamy came across his lips. He'd leave a pair of advils and a tall glass of water for you to nurse the headache in the morning.

[phantomrev]

Movie AU Harumi but shes just a Metalhead with issues and takes her anger out on Lloyd bc his dad made a shark eat her parents like nom nom nom

She was also sent to darkleys academy for bad kids like morro was so her a Morro watched the baguel movie that didnt have the spider people in it and thought it would be a silly fighting movie

They were wrong <3

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Pregnancy Dramas

—Things you faced when you were carrying their child

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Fyodor, Kunikida X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Mainly Humor

Format: Drabble

Warnings: Pregnancy, Pregnancy problems, Cravings, etc

Word Count: 1.4k

↳Osamu Dazai

If anyone had told Dazai that he would eventually settle down with someone, he would have merely laughed at them; but there he was, standing next to the infirmary bed while looking at you, his beloved wife, who was carrying his baby.

You were now three months pregnant, your belly shaped into a cute bump. You both agreed to not know about the gender of your baby till it finally arrives, therefor, whenever you went to a sonography you only asked the doctor if the baby was ok and refused to gain any more information. You were feeling sick a while ago so Dazai hurried to the hospital to show you to a doctor, and now you were waiting for the result.

The doctor smiled at Dazai's worried face and put the sonography results on the desk. "You're very attentive toward your wife's health condition, but these kind of problems are common during pregnancy. I'll give you some medicine to kill the pain, though I assure you, all four of them are fine"

"Thank you so much, doc—"

You suddenly froze. Looking at your husband and catching a glimpse of his shocked face, you turned your face toward the doctor. "How... How many?"

"Ah, you're carrying triplets, right?"

Shit.

"T-there has to be some kind of mistake, sir" You were now stuttering over your words and Dazai was still silently staring at the doctor with the same expression. "I mean we didn't want to know anything about our baby until it's born but— TRIPLETS? MY FUCKING VAGINA IS GOING TO EXPLODE!"

"I'll... give you a minute..."

As the doctor left the room, you covered your mouth with your hand. "Aren't you going to say something...?"

"I... guess we'll have to ask Kunikida to be the godfather..."

"So that we raise the kids with his money?"

"Yeah"

"Well, sounds like a plan"

↳Chuuya Nakahara

"Sob* this cake is sob* delicious..."

Chuuya had always had a hard time understanding people around him since they were all a bunch of weirdos, and ever since you showed him the result of your pregnancy test, he couldn't really get you either.

"Yeah... I would have believed you if you weren't crying while eating it" He shook his head with disappointment as he reached for the cake tray, but you snatched it away and shot him a threatening look. "DON'T YOU DARE EAT MY CAKES. THEY'RE ALL MINE!"

"Ok ok, geez..."

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"Nothing! Eat your cakes!"

"Don't tell me what to do! I eat my cakes whenever I want to!"

"Do whatever you want y/n"

You shoved the rest of the cakes in your mouth, and your sobs got even louder. "I'm sob* gonna get nom nom* fat... Waaaa this is so tasty... sob*"

Chuuya thought of leaving the room, but that could make you even angrier.

"It's all your fault that I'm fat since you're the one who got me pregnant in the first place!"

"I'm not complaining baby doll, you look even prettier like this..."

"SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT?"

"My god that's not what I fucking meant!"

During these few months, you had become overly sensitive and moody. He really was the one to blame— Chuuya did knew that; but sometimes he lost control and snapped out, like now. Though the second he saw your teary eyes, he sighed and leaned to plant a kiss on your cheek. "I'm sorry honey... What can I do to make you feel better?"

"...More cakes please?"

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

You were lying on the couch and Fyodor was sitting on the floor with his head on your belly, wearing a soft smile that made your heart flutter. He had become extra sweet with you since the day you got pregnant, so despite all the pain and trouble you were going through, you didn't want these days to be over.

"Are you sure she's going to kick?" he held your hand gently and lightly kissed your palm.

"Positive. I mean, I kinda have the feeling... You know, motherly instinct and stuff..."

"Then I shall wait a little longer" He closed his eyes and started stroking your hand with his thumb. You couldn't help but to reach out for his cheek with your free hand to caress it, and you almost died when he leaned to your touch.

"Fedya..." "I love you too, my darling"

Then it happened.

A light kick indirectly hitting his head, announcing her presence to her daddy.

Fyodor smiled, a dazzling one that was rare and charming to the eye, and looked at your belly. "My... Our baby is a wild one. That was one aggressive kick"

"I'm sure she's just impatient" Giggling softly, you patted your belly. "She's not aggressive, she only wants to arrive soon. Our baby will be an angel"

"She will be; she takes after her mother, after all"

You closed your eyes at the feeling of his lips pressed against your forehead, thankful for your lovely family. You went through a lot to get to this moment, but you could never regret it even one bit. Not when you have Fyodor, and your soon-to-be-born baby.

↳Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Safe and sound sleeps had always been a stranger to Akutagawa. Growing up in the slums, he had to sleep with his eyes open so that he would be ready when a threat came along; and even though he was not living in the slums anymore, he still couldn't get much of a sleep.

You wouldn't let him.

"Ryuu" You shook him lightly, watching as his nose scrunched up with annoyance. He seemed put out and he didn't even open his eyes, talking to you with a low, husky voice. "What?"

"I want fried chicken"

You observed him as his eyes shot open and stared at your serious face with disbelief. He looked kind of shocked, and you wondered if he was familiar with the term "Craving".

"Y/n it's 4am" He sounded unsure. "All of the stores have closed by now"

"I'm pregnant with a seven months old baby Ryuunosuke, I don't care if it's 4am"

"Well I'm not going out right now either" He closed his eyes again, trying to go back to sleep; but your sudden remark suddenly sobered him up.

"Fine then, I guess I'll just have to eat you instead of the chicken"

Your tone was not humorous, nor it was threatening. It was more like you were announcing your next steps if you don't get your way.

"I don't think I'm enough to satisfy you. I'm all bones, barely any flesh"

"Then I'll eat your sister. She's not as skinny as you. She's living next door, isn't she?"

Looking at you again, Akutagawa searched for a hint of humor in your eyes to confirm that you were joking; but all he saw was a dangerous gaze, shooting out of a hungry, pregnant woman's vicious eyes.

"...I'll go get my coat"

↳Doppo Kunikida

"Y/n? Where are you?"

Hearing your husbands voice, you get up and exit the bedroom to greet him at the front door of your apartment. You announced your pregnancy to him last night, making him thrilled to bits. After celebrating with you, he had started planning out the ideal schedule for the nine months ahead. He had left you hours ago to go shopping for necessary items, and now he was finally back.

"Welcome home, Anata" You pecked him on the cheek. "So? What did you buy? Lemme see them"

The blonde smiled and took your hand, dragging you inside the living room to sit on the couch. He then started taking his purchases out of the shopping bags, explaining about them with slight excitement.

"This is a medicine to help you stop vomiting, this device is baby sleep that would inform us when the baby wakes up in it's room, and these are some clothes that I bought for the baby. I tried to buy neutral clothes since we still don't know the gender of our baby"

"Oh Doppo, I think it's still too soon to buy some of these" You chuckled and took the small shirt to have a better look of it. Its small size made you feel butterflies in your stomach. You were having a baby that probably looked like your husband. You finally had a family of your own. Nothing could stop you from being happy. Nothing...

"And these are for when your body gets bigger"

You looked at the pregnancy pants in his hands. "When my body gets bigger?"

"Yes"

NOTHING CAN STOP YOU FROM BEING HAPPY.

"Your ankles are gonna swell, your breast are gonna get bigger, even your face might get a bit out of shape in the last month. Your cheeks might bloat as well too. There will also be stretch marks on your belly, and your vagina might dilate if you choose not to have a caesarean... ARE THOSE TEARS IN YOUR EYES??"

All rights reserved © 2023 AshTheMadWriter. Please do not copy, repost, translate, or modify my works on any platform.

[onskepa]

Stxeli: new life.

Hi everyone! this is the ongoing series for mo'at's fic "a daughter for daughter". If ya'll read that one, it is like an overall cover of what stxeli life would be like. However, I wanna truly start it with this.

Stxeli series

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Sun has once again shine brightly all across Pandora. A new day has begun. Mo'at and Eytukan were starting to awaken when they hear soft babbles of their little one, Stxeli. She was wide awake and was staring at them while having her little foot in her mouth. Both smile down at her cute face. Mo'at gently takes stxeli's foot out of her mouth, "You're feet is to move, not to eat ma'ite".

Eytukan looks at his long time mate. Her bright smile returned to her face. The sparkle is back in her amber eyes. Mo'at was back to being herself. And it was thanks to Eywa's gift. Stxeli was what they needed, she was the cure, the medicine, the answer to heal from their inner wounds. And Eytukan would do what it takes to make sure his new daughter wont ever suffer.

They went to where all the na'vi are, all having breakfast together. Neytiri was already there with tsu'tey and other children. Saying their good mornings, both leaders take a seat and began to eat. Mo'at was given some soft foods by recent mothers. Though mo'at worries if stxeli might not like the foods. Only one way to find out.

First she offers a bit of soft mushed fruit to stxeli, letting her nibble a bit before taking a whole bite. Mo'at sees it as a good sign and began to feed her more of it. Stxeli makes a happy sound as she noms away the mushed fruit.

Neytiri simply stared at little stxeli, not saying much. "You consider the child your sister?" Tsu'tey asks as he takes a bite of his food.

Neytiri took a long minute to answer, "I am not sure" and returns to eat.

Eytukan finished his meal first and faces mo'at, "mo'at, hand her to me, you must eat as we have a long day ahead of us". Agreeing, mo'at hands stxeli over to eytukan as she begins eats.

Stxeli made some babbling noise again, as if trying to talk to eytukan, to which, he is all ears for. He gently traces his little daughter's features, taking in her soft squishy cheeks, her smooth skin, and her little button nose that he likes to boop a lot.

"every morning you are always the first to be up" he tells her, mo'at looks at them both with a smile. "She enjoys the first morning sunlight rays".

After breakfast, mo'at would usually be the one to take stxeli with her as her main grounds is either the healing tents or visiting the spirit tree. Safe areas for stxeli.

And where ever she goes, the clan would stop and greet little stxeli. Many children would even ask to hold her, and mo'at would grant their little desires, as long as the mothers are near and mo'at guides them how to properly carry stxeli as she is smaller than a na'vi baby. Mo'at feels at east that the clan has accepted stxeli. Even better that the children seem to genuinely love her little girl.

Well, almost everyone.

Unfortunately, However, there would always be a bad fruit in the basket. Ateyo and Artsut. Tsu'tey's parents. Such stubborn people they are. They are the only ones who could never seem to accept stxeli yet.

And speak of the na'vi. When mo'at opened her tent, artsut was there. Frowning, mo'at asks "is there something you need artsut?". The woman in question turns to her. But artsut wasn't looking at mo'at, no, she was staring at stxeli with pure hatred in her eyes.

Stxeli was just playing with mo'at's songchord, being blissfully unaware the hate she is getting.

By motherly instinct, mo'at held her daughter closer to her, as means to protect her baby from the possible threat in front of her.

"I see you still haven't gotten rid of that demon" artsut hisses. Mo'at's tail swishes in anger, but does her best to be as composed as possible. To insult a child is to insult the mother.

"and why would I rid of my child? Eywa's gracious gift to me?", artsut scoffs. "A gift from our great mother, I dare say, don't be foolish tsahik. Why would Eywa accept those demons? That is what those demons want. To intertwin themselves with our people! That thing has your mind warped!".

Mo'at scoffs at such false accusations. Before artsut could say anymore, she was interrupted by a loud squeal from stxeli, sounds like she is a bit fussy. "If all you have come is to insult my child, then it is best you leave. I am only kind to your for the sake of your son. But dont try this again or I will have Olo'eyktan to speak with you".

For once, choosing the right thing, artsute leaves in huffing anger. Once mo'at finds the space safe, she puts stxeli down letting her explore the familiar place.

Whenever someone seeks mo'at for treatment, you can bet stxeli plays a important role. She distracts the patient while mo'at treats them. Stxeli would often play, talk, or be carried by the person. As means to keep themselves occupied and not be as in much pain.

Mo'at heals the physical wounds while stxeli heals in emotions. A nice duo. And mo'at already plans to teach stxeli the ways of a healer. She can see her darling girl treating others in time of need.

By the end of the day, curing the communal dinner, eytukan was holding stxeli, missing her all day as he did his duties. "have you been good for your mother" he gently asks to which stxeli answers in sounds only she can understand.

Mo'at chuckles as she smiles, "she has been doing well in assisting me". She turns to give neytiri more food but catches her child staring at stxeli again. Neytiri has been doing that since their new daughter arrived. "What is wrong ma'ite?" she asks. Neytiri doesnt turn to face her, but answers while staring at stexlie.

"nothing....nothing......" was all she said.

Mo'at hopes that neytiri can see the way she and eytukan sees stxeli. She prays to Eywa that neytiri will hopefully soon come to love her new sister.

Okie that is it for this one! Hope you all enjoyed it! Until next time! see ya!

[sillydandelion]

Fluffy rafa morning fic bc i love him so so much <33. inspired by my last Qrt bc yes! Also I am NOT a writer, I do not write like almost ever so pls have mercy thanks!!!

Pairing: Reader x Rafayel

It was a Sunday- basically the day of sleeping in. Luckily for you, Rafayel had other plans.

It was early, the sun was rising, and you were looking forward to cuddling with your silly fishie beloved. Sadly, you could see that he was indeed not next to you, probably on another one of his creative endeavors- it appears his inspiration struck early. You close your eyes again.

A few minutes or hours passed, you couldn't tell, but you suddenly feel a tilt in the mattress next to you. Too tired and groggy to react, you just closed your eyes again and pretended to be asleep. You swallow.

She drapes over you softly, his lips brushing against your ear.

"You swallowed. People don't swallow when they're asleep"

He murmurs softly, and you could feel him smiling. You don't react however, still pretending to sleep. You aren't a morning person, what's wrong with that!

"You know, there's a monster that eats children who get out of bed late"

He whispers again, this time, his nose was nuzzling into the side of your face, wanting to press a soft, tender kiss on your cheek. Or so you thought.

"Om nom nom nom!"

Instead, his mouth opened and was now nipping and biting your cheek instead. Startled, you squeaked and shoved him away, your shoulder brushing your cheek to clean off his dumb fish saliva.

"Ugh! Rafa, what's wrong with you!" You murmur groggily, face scrunched up as you pat the spot he bit. You finally open your eyes, slightly squinting from the light coming from the windows. Immediately you see him, chuckling to himself.

"Ah, so you're awake. I warned you about the monster." He coos, his eyes filled with playfulness and mischief, moving forward to remove your hand and kiss the spot instead, a quiet apology.

"First of all, I'm not a kid, second of all, there was no need for that!" You slaps his shoulder playfully. Curse his pretty face and pretty smile, it was contagious- and his smiled widened at seeing you join in.

"Ouch! Have mercy on me for waking you up!"

He whines dramatically, his face further nuzzling into yours, peppering your face with soft kisses- like he always did in the morning. Your forehead, your eyebrows, the corners of your eyes, your beauty marks... the list goes on. Point is; he never misses a spot. You couldn't help but melt.

A content sigh escapes your mouth as he showers you with affections, still too tired to do anything about it- not that you'd push him away, you enjoyed these moments more than words could ever express. But you were still half asleep.

"Still sleepy, beautiful?" He whispers against your skin. The way he always called you beautiful never failed to make your heart skip a beat- he sounded so genuine it made your heart hurt.

You hum in agreement, arms wrapping around him as you pull him down onto you. Early mornings made you cuddly.

"It's okay. We can cuddle alll day long"

[tunes-and-tentacles]

"Fireball is always a good option," Dahlia said, smiling in spite of the situation. "I would like to know if Vlaakith sent more than just these seven here. Getting information sounds like a good idea to me."

She didn't often pry into people's minds, but she would do whatever was necessary to rid Baldur's Gate of these githyanki. And if that proved difficult, she could eat them. She'd rather get into her minds, if she could, though. Dahlia liked Ka'zalii very much, and he hadn't given her reason to think he'd be disgusted by her eating into front of him, but she still didn't like the thought of doing so.

Dahlia took a deep breath. "Ready when you are," she said.

@tunes-and-tentacles Another lead a dead end. The githyanki exited the trinket-filled shop, leaving a bewildered merchant staring after him. When presented with a description, the istik had produced a chunk of literal slate. Not a githyanki slate at all. Frustrating. As he stood on the sunlit street, Ka'zalii began to wonder if coming to the city was a waste of time. He knew there were pockets of Vlaakith loyalists lurking along the Sword Coast, news of their sporadic raids for supplies had reached him very recently. The city had seemed a decent place to start, still in such chaos after the destruction wrought by ghaik. Efforts to rebuild had clearly begun, but it would take time. It was an ideal place for a group of hshar'lak to hide among the turmoil. Ka'zalii was patient, they would be rooted out.

[aespicysstuff]

Aespa Reaction: Their girlfriend being a ball of muscles

Saju: Before y'all come and say i stole this, I'M JENJENISMYSAFETY

Karina:

• She loves it; I'm not playing around! Karina loves your muscles.

• Obviously, she would still love you without them, but they are a bonus that came with you, hehe.

• She feels safe in your arms. Karina is obsessed with your biceps; she always randomly nom on them (they are so meaty she can't help it).

• She makes sure you're eating well and not going through some diet.

• She gets jealous at the thought of other girls looking at you in the gym, so she literally buys a lot of gym equipment just for you to work out inside home.

• At the end of the day, you will be cuddled face to face with her hands inside your shirt caressing your body, talking about each other's day.

Giselle:

• Giselle is a hot girl, but you had the ability to make her mask crumble with your cute personality and gorgeous body.

• She herself loves going to the gym, so you guys always go together to work out; she is admiring you most of the time.

• Giselle loves buying clothes that enhance your curves and muscles… What?!? Girly loves admiring you.

• She makes sure to remind you that you're a beautiful girl, that you're her baby and you shouldn't listen to people's stupid words.

• Giselle always brags about you to the girls and staff, saying how lucky she was to have the most loving and protective girlfriend.

Winter:

• We all know that Minjeong is a woman of very few words. Well, when it comes to you, oh boy! She gapes like a fish; the girl has no words to say.

• She is someone that I see not caring much about types of body. But she can't deny that your body does things to her.

• She does not work out, but she does love being your cheerleader number 1, cheering you to finish your set.

• Winter loves laying on your back or with her face buried in your boobs; she loves the feeling of your strong arms engulfing her.

• She definitely hugs you a lot, the reason being that she just feels at peace in your hold, so she does it every day.

Ningning:

• Yizhuo would be head over heels for you even more than she already was.

• We know that she never will beat the princess allegations. This was proven to you early on in the relationship.

• Yizhuo likes drinking, and I feel like sometimes she forgets all responsibility and gets wasted. And you end up carrying her back safely to her "castle."

• You're her person to go to when she needs to go shopping, and yes, you end up carrying everything.

• I feel like even though she would be a little possessive, she would love to show you off in a good way.

• She feels so proud and lucky to have you, to the point that she rambles people's ears off. She just loves her big baby.

[russellsppttemplates]

Thank uu againn If by any chance could you make a part 2 of Max' interview with Julia but with the reader's reaction?? Thank u again!!

"Y/N!", Gianpiero called, "watch the TV because your husband and your little girl are delighting everyone who is watching!".

Going up to one of the screens, you changed the channel until you saw Max and Julia, "she loves when he pretends to eat her fingers!", you giggled as you watched your husband make the 'nom nom nom' noises.

"She's such a cute little girl", Amy from the media team smiled, "and she's totally a papa's girl", she mused.

"Absolutely, but they're so cute I can't be bothered by it, honestly", you smiled, watching Julia press a kiss to her father's cheek, "just look at them!", you cooed.

By the time they were back, Julia was craving some mama time, stretching her arms so you could hold her, "mama, mama, mama!", she chanted.

"Did you have fun with papa in his interviews? You were so cute people didn't care much about what he had to say - you didn't let papa do his Maxplaining to uncle Charles, did you, sweet girl?", you tapped her nose.

(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)

[etheries1015]

Cause no hun.

My airhead ass would probably try eating the fucking flowers at first sight😭

*Nom Nom Nom* thanks for the food Rollo

This doesn't seem very...healthy... are you okay my friend? Why are you eating the flowers? Must I put you on a collar and leash?? No eating the magic sucking flowers! *Bonks*

But this is kind of funny lol I imagine two scenarios:

1) While picking the flowers , you cant help but just...stare at it for a second. Why does it look oddly appetizing? All sense leaves you and you just...pop it in your mouth and start chewing. Not realizing that everyone had stopped picking and began starting at you with their jaws to the floor, before Malleus follows suit and takes a bite out of a flower out of curiosity. You're a bad influence

2) Rollo just stares at u as you nonchalantly start munching on a flower, a mix of confusion and disgust. This...this is the NRC prefect? Is this something all people from your world do? Eat wild life without the knowledge of its side effects? Surely that can't be healthy. He takes it upon himself to lecture you first, and world domination second.

And a bonus one:

If we were BOTH there together, I fear i'd have to bonk you constantly. Lovingly, of course. With sisterly love. We are both pulling weeds and I look over to the side to witness you popping a bloom into your mouth. With a disappointed sigh I bonk the back of your head.

"Spit that out."

Cue me having to keep a watchful eye on my...concerning dorm mate who keeps, for whatever reason, deciding that eating the flora was far more productive and oddly sattisfying than plucking them from the ground.

What an interesting team we would make, for better or for worse. 😐

(Fun fact, one of my younger sisters used to actually do this. She would eat dandelions when we were younger, and paper, And grass. So unfortunately, you would not be the first person I have known to put strange objects in their mouth to digest.)

[thepurplewombat]

A small correction: No.

No, Jin Guangyao was not, in fact, trying to resurrect his mother as a false goddess a la the dancing fairy statue.

What he was trying to do - which I believe the text actually makes clear - was use the temple that he established on the site of her suffering, and the statue with her face, to ensure that she had a good life in her next incarnation. Since she was not honored in life, he was trying to accumulate honor for her after her death, so that when her time came to reincarnate she would have a better life. Or become a goddess, which isn't specifically mentioned as a possibility but also isn't outside the realm of the possible.

It was not part of some nefarious long-term plan to unleash a false man-eating goddess on the population of the jianghu.

Anyway, a fic has actually recently been completed where Meng Shi does become a goddess and interact with some parts of the main cast. If you search for Jin Guangyao/Lan Xichen on AO3 and filter for fics that are tagged with Meng Shi, I think you'll find what you're looking for in the first few results.

So I just reread mdzs and I realised JGY was trying to resurrect his mom as a false goddess , the dancing goddess statue was an ordinary rock formation that looked like a dancing woman but after centuries of worship it developed sentience and started eating people's souls , at first reading I thought it was chinese cultural thing since in Asian culture its ordinary to pray to your ancestors and stuff like that ; anyway I wanna read a fic were men shi comes back to life , and interact with the main cast