#nom nom shes eating people

[embraced-agony]

It's January 2nd. Where is Evelynn today, and what is she doing?

Evelynn is in one of her delightfully massive mansions having a little snack.

[mermaidsirennikita]

40 minutes into my first Anne Stuart read/listen and the hero has

a) APPARENTLY done something in the past to kill the heroine's entire family or something so now she's determined to murder him

b) been like "NOOOOOOOORMALLY I like more of an ass on a girl but there's something about this one that clearly wants to murder me" while doing a chin-hold-tilt to the heroine

c) fucked off to his spinster cousin's house because he's waiting to see if the guy he shot in his SEVENTH duel will become his second fatality

d) been like "WELLLLL I DON'T KNOOOOOW WHY THE MAN TRIED TO MURDER ME I APOLOGIZED FOR FUCKING HIS WIFE"

e) evicted his cousin because she literally can't stay in the same house as him because everyone is so aware of this guy's legendary pussy hound status that they'd all assume he fucked her if they lived together for like a week

f) offered to fuck his cousin

[russellsppttemplates]

Could you do a blurb where Max does an after race interview and he carries her while doing it but she keeps bothering him like babbling and touching his face? 😂

Note: I assumed Julia's name is missing from there, I hope it was what you meant!

"Do you want to come with papa? Let's go then", Max said as he picked Julia up from your lap, carrying her with him into the media pen.

"We have some special company today!", Naomi greeted, giving a small wave to the little girl who gave her a toothy smile.

"Julia didn't want me to leave so she came with me to the interviews", Max smiled, hoisting her up on his hip to make sure she was safe and secure.

"So, let's start - how do you think the car behaved on this track?", Naomi asked, noticing the little girl looking at her with curious eyes since she had never met her before.

"I think we improved the car a little bit from the sprint race yesterday and then into qualifying as well, and I could feel it in the race today as well", Max said as Julia babbled into the microphone, making him chuckled before continuing his train of thoughts, "it was more consistent to drive and - yes, those are your fingers, Julia! Papa is going to eat them if you keep touching my lips - nom, nom, nom!".

His playful tone earned him sweet giggles from the little girl who cuddled up to his neck, holding herself tighter against him, "but yes, the car was a lot more consistent and given this track is heavy on the tires, we were good with managing them", Max said before Julia smooched her lips on his cheek, a slobbery kiss noise being caught by the microphone and delighting the people watching.

"Great! Thanks Max, and you too, Julia! You sure are a cheeky little girl", Naomi giggled as the little girl pulled on her father's hair.

(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)

[contentloadingandstuff]

Ganyu, Kujou Sara and their babies - Ganyu & Kujou Sara x Male!Reader

A/N: Shorter than what I usually do, I know. Anyway, enjoy! CW: Parental fluff, little mention of the reader, the characters being monster girls.

Ganyu who shows her kids the richest pastures, high in the mountains of Jeyun Karst. They might be little cuties with barely budding horns, but they climb very well, keeping up with their mother as she ascends the easiest approaches - she wouldn’t want them to get hurt, even if their daddy is waiting with open arms, ready to catch them at the foot of the wall. When they reach the top, your wife always smiles as she sees her babies jump in excitement at the colourful field of bright, joyful Qingxin and Sweet Flowers, just waiting to be devoured. She trusts you to look after her and the younglings as they graze peacefully, lying amongst the lush grass as they nom down their flowers. While there’s no need to watch out for predators, Ganyu still feels safer with you on the lookout. Just don’t try to walk up on her - it’s very easy to spook her when she’s this vulnerable. 

She makes sure her little ones eat properly - as natural herbivores, Qilins eat only whole grain and drink only spring water, and Ganyu will make sure it’s the best variety. Of course, the babies get to enjoy water only from the very sources - you wouldn’t want them to take in any of the nasty things the river picks up along the way. Cloud Retainer already created fields of weather-resistant flowers for her daughters’ enjoyment, and she will continue caring for those so that even Ganyu’s grand-grand-grandchildren can graze upon them. But Ganyu knows that variety is important, so you’ll get to take your little goats to enjoy some rapsflowers right from the beautiful fields of Qingce Village. For centuries Qilin have been free to enjoy the crops as the people of Liyue see it as a sign of Adeptal blessing. And they’re not wrong - Xianyun will make sure the farmers get to enjoy the mildest of weathers and the greatest of harvests in return for their kindness. 

Kujou Sara who didn’t expect her hatchlings to be such a menace to society. When they were young, they were in constant need of attention - if left alone, they would quickly grow cold as they haven’t grown their feathers out just yet. And the squawking… It’s good that she was taken in by the humans at a later age, as just thinking about her adoptive father having to endure her begging for inexplicable amounts of food makes her flustered. Still, they were lovely to look at, snuggled into their parents. Later it would become the only moment when the nestlings would behave. Sara doesn’t remember being this rowdy and mischievous when she was young. The little Tengu are endlessly curious, hunting out every shiny and colorful object made by humans. They are always on the hunt for shinies to nick, be it from trash or from “unguarded” troves to offer them to their parents. It is adorable, but also disrupts the peace. But if the humans don’t seem to mind having their miscellaneous items and bits of food stolen by the General’s sons and daughters, blessings of the Youkai and all… It’s an acceptable practice. She might not have done it, but if it’s in their nature, she won’t try to restrict her offspring in the same way she was. 

Although not being able to fly herself after the crippling injury in her youth, Sara does remember a few things. How adorable the younglings are as they watch their mother spread her wings, admiration flickering in their little eyes! The first few attempts might be moderately successful at best, but Sara won’t mind - practice makes perfect, after all. In no time she will watch them soar the skies, her chest swelling with pride and love. And when they come down, their mother will preen them to make sure their wings are as beautiful and healthy as can be. 

Thanks for reading!

[charliemwrites]

It’s been a minute - the last two weeks have been mind bogglingly stupid. But hopefully things are settling now? Idk anyway - consider this something to tide yall over until I can put out the Price/Reader/Simon fic

I am thinking about that threshold of dating when you get past all the prettiness. Like, when being human just becomes part of the relationship. It stops being carefully picked outfits, styled hair, nice perfume/cologne, careful bites of food.

I’m talking about the intimacy of stupid, stupid shit. I’m talking about the first time Krueger calls your name and you reply in a little gremlin voice “wHaT”.

I’m talking about Simon bringing home a treat for you and you do a weird little run, arms swinging and knees coming up too high, to get it from him.

Kyle staring in a mix of horror and fond exasperation as you quote, word for word and perfect intonation, your favorite bit from a YouTube video or tv show or comedy special.

Baffling Nikto by having a stupid ongoing bit that he doesn’t understand and you refuse to explain. Something like, “and I’m gonna eat your captain, of course”. What does that mean? You’re going to eat him?? “Yeah, with salt and butter. Nom nom.”

You pull that bit where you do shitty cosplays of characters. Johnny nearly pissed himself when you wandered into the kitchen covered in green paint with construction paper ears, mumbling in a little old man voice “consume cheez-its, I must, or rip Kenobi a new one, I will.”

Dancing badly, like not even cute badly, just BADLY in the kitchen or while you’re cleaning. It looks almost like you’re having a seizure really. Price is about two seconds from banning that “shake it” song by neon trees

Konig fears “Squirrel Girl” - his pretty little girlfriend disappears to be replaced with this creature that mutters about nesting and acorns and hibernating for winter.

Keegan just about died of embarrassment the first time you pretended his dick was microphone and leaned in close, saying “is this thing on? What’s the deal with airplane food?”

On that note - Gromsko didn’t realize having a pretty little stay at home wife like a traditional marriage meant his dick becomes fair game. She’s grabbin’ him like a handful of candies. When he asks why she points and says “that’s mine by law” and puts a bottle cap on it. “He’s got a hat now”. You make fantastic pies but you also keep asking to hold it while he pees.

You fuss at Velikan to hold still so you can preen in the visor of his helmet. You also put stickers on it and purposefully guilt trip him if he tries to remove it.

Oh and stealing clothes? Oh sure a t-shirt is hot. But their workout shorts? Their underwear or ugly military socks? Sooooo much better than the cute silk set you bought when you first started dating - for you, anyway.

I’m just so here for the weird intimacy of people moving past the aesthetic honeymoon phase of their relationship. Especially when it’s one of the guys who def hasn’t been in a comfortable long term relationship before (like konig or simon).

Same vibes as that time Robert Pattinson invited his stalker out to dinner and she lost interest because he simultaneously so weird but so boring. Not cute weird shit, just weird shit that you would never do in front of anyone else. Stupid, ugly faces and funky voices/impressions and cursed walking/running around.

[phantomrev]

Movie AU Harumi but shes just a Metalhead with issues and takes her anger out on Lloyd bc his dad made a shark eat her parents like nom nom nom

She was also sent to darkleys academy for bad kids like morro was so her a Morro watched the baguel movie that didnt have the spider people in it and thought it would be a silly fighting movie

They were wrong <3

[fatuismooches]

More Neuvillette thoughts, as requested by people in my inbox.

He is a traditional man, and he wants to court you in the proper way that someone as lovely as you deserve. The only problem is that he isn't actually sure of the way humans do so. Sure, he's seen other people do so, but sometimes it ends up in failure and rejection. And he sure does not want to ever see a dissatisfied look from you directed towards him. So Monsieur Neuvillette will head to the library to borrow a book regarding the principles of courtship. (Everyone is sworn to secrecy if they happen to see. Though the Melusines already know who the lucky person is.) He will genuinely start to worry if you don't show signs of reciprocation or happiness so please indulge him, he's trying his best.

Taking him diving. This doesn't really seem like a Neuvillette thing to do but when he's in love with you I believe he will actually consider your suggestions just to please you even if they seem a bit ridiculous. Why diving specifically you ask? Because he looks like an otter and you also want to show him those cute otters in the ocean to prove it. Even before the romance stage, you are probably Neuvillette's first real friend. No one else has the courage to speak to him as openly as you do. And he does not find it disrespectful, no, he realizes that he quite enjoys it. He doesn't realize how lonely he is without you until a mere day passes without seeing you.

Being besties with Furina. If you manage to catch the attention of the grand Chief Justice, you are sure to get the same treatment from the great Archon herself. You may be nervous at first but if you can deal with Neuvillette you can probably see her confidence isn't all that real and something she uses to hide her fears. Regardless just be her friend because Neuvillette is tired of dealing with her. She confides in and trusts the two of you very much. Furina will also let you in on some secrets of the Chief Justice, don't tell him though.

Expect to be spoiled with riches. I mean he is probably really wealthy and you are his lover so isn't it natural for him to treat you to expensive things? Though if you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of Mora that he's spending on you just tell him and he will dial it back a bit (just reassure him that you really do love his gifts because he'll probably be a bit nervous that they're not good enough.)

Taking the Melusines out on dates with you and Neuvillette. Both of you are like parental figures to them. It goes from a table for two or a table for a few. It's really cute to see how they eat with their tiny hands, and see how Neuvillette listens to their stories with the utmost seriousness. They will also ask you the questions Neuvillette wants to ask you so he doesn't have to. Also, gently biting and nomming on his pointy ears. Just do it. He's really confused at first (is this what humans do?) but he won't stop you. Moving onto his horns. They are very smooth but I don't think they're hard. You could move and bend them pretty easily which makes it super hard for the judge to keep a straight face. Give them a little kiss too.

Everyone knows this by now but he is an emotional man who keeps his sadness and solitude to himself. Neuvillette doesn't rely on anyone to cheer him up but as time goes on he realizes even the smallest things you do makes him feel better so nowadays you'll have a visitor outside your house in the pouring rain.

[onskepa]

Stxeli: new life.

Hi everyone! this is the ongoing series for mo'at's fic "a daughter for daughter". If ya'll read that one, it is like an overall cover of what stxeli life would be like. However, I wanna truly start it with this.

Stxeli series

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Sun has once again shine brightly all across Pandora. A new day has begun. Mo'at and Eytukan were starting to awaken when they hear soft babbles of their little one, Stxeli. She was wide awake and was staring at them while having her little foot in her mouth. Both smile down at her cute face. Mo'at gently takes stxeli's foot out of her mouth, "You're feet is to move, not to eat ma'ite".

Eytukan looks at his long time mate. Her bright smile returned to her face. The sparkle is back in her amber eyes. Mo'at was back to being herself. And it was thanks to Eywa's gift. Stxeli was what they needed, she was the cure, the medicine, the answer to heal from their inner wounds. And Eytukan would do what it takes to make sure his new daughter wont ever suffer.

They went to where all the na'vi are, all having breakfast together. Neytiri was already there with tsu'tey and other children. Saying their good mornings, both leaders take a seat and began to eat. Mo'at was given some soft foods by recent mothers. Though mo'at worries if stxeli might not like the foods. Only one way to find out.

First she offers a bit of soft mushed fruit to stxeli, letting her nibble a bit before taking a whole bite. Mo'at sees it as a good sign and began to feed her more of it. Stxeli makes a happy sound as she noms away the mushed fruit.

Neytiri simply stared at little stxeli, not saying much. "You consider the child your sister?" Tsu'tey asks as he takes a bite of his food.

Neytiri took a long minute to answer, "I am not sure" and returns to eat.

Eytukan finished his meal first and faces mo'at, "mo'at, hand her to me, you must eat as we have a long day ahead of us". Agreeing, mo'at hands stxeli over to eytukan as she begins eats.

Stxeli made some babbling noise again, as if trying to talk to eytukan, to which, he is all ears for. He gently traces his little daughter's features, taking in her soft squishy cheeks, her smooth skin, and her little button nose that he likes to boop a lot.

"every morning you are always the first to be up" he tells her, mo'at looks at them both with a smile. "She enjoys the first morning sunlight rays".

After breakfast, mo'at would usually be the one to take stxeli with her as her main grounds is either the healing tents or visiting the spirit tree. Safe areas for stxeli.

And where ever she goes, the clan would stop and greet little stxeli. Many children would even ask to hold her, and mo'at would grant their little desires, as long as the mothers are near and mo'at guides them how to properly carry stxeli as she is smaller than a na'vi baby. Mo'at feels at east that the clan has accepted stxeli. Even better that the children seem to genuinely love her little girl.

Well, almost everyone.

Unfortunately, However, there would always be a bad fruit in the basket. Ateyo and Artsut. Tsu'tey's parents. Such stubborn people they are. They are the only ones who could never seem to accept stxeli yet.

And speak of the na'vi. When mo'at opened her tent, artsut was there. Frowning, mo'at asks "is there something you need artsut?". The woman in question turns to her. But artsut wasn't looking at mo'at, no, she was staring at stxeli with pure hatred in her eyes.

Stxeli was just playing with mo'at's songchord, being blissfully unaware the hate she is getting.

By motherly instinct, mo'at held her daughter closer to her, as means to protect her baby from the possible threat in front of her.

"I see you still haven't gotten rid of that demon" artsut hisses. Mo'at's tail swishes in anger, but does her best to be as composed as possible. To insult a child is to insult the mother.

"and why would I rid of my child? Eywa's gracious gift to me?", artsut scoffs. "A gift from our great mother, I dare say, don't be foolish tsahik. Why would Eywa accept those demons? That is what those demons want. To intertwin themselves with our people! That thing has your mind warped!".

Mo'at scoffs at such false accusations. Before artsut could say anymore, she was interrupted by a loud squeal from stxeli, sounds like she is a bit fussy. "If all you have come is to insult my child, then it is best you leave. I am only kind to your for the sake of your son. But dont try this again or I will have Olo'eyktan to speak with you".

For once, choosing the right thing, artsute leaves in huffing anger. Once mo'at finds the space safe, she puts stxeli down letting her explore the familiar place.

Whenever someone seeks mo'at for treatment, you can bet stxeli plays a important role. She distracts the patient while mo'at treats them. Stxeli would often play, talk, or be carried by the person. As means to keep themselves occupied and not be as in much pain.

Mo'at heals the physical wounds while stxeli heals in emotions. A nice duo. And mo'at already plans to teach stxeli the ways of a healer. She can see her darling girl treating others in time of need.

By the end of the day, curing the communal dinner, eytukan was holding stxeli, missing her all day as he did his duties. "have you been good for your mother" he gently asks to which stxeli answers in sounds only she can understand.

Mo'at chuckles as she smiles, "she has been doing well in assisting me". She turns to give neytiri more food but catches her child staring at stxeli again. Neytiri has been doing that since their new daughter arrived. "What is wrong ma'ite?" she asks. Neytiri doesnt turn to face her, but answers while staring at stexlie.

"nothing....nothing......" was all she said.

Mo'at hopes that neytiri can see the way she and eytukan sees stxeli. She prays to Eywa that neytiri will hopefully soon come to love her new sister.

Okie that is it for this one! Hope you all enjoyed it! Until next time! see ya!

[sillydandelion]

Fluffy rafa morning fic bc i love him so so much <33. inspired by my last Qrt bc yes! Also I am NOT a writer, I do not write like almost ever so pls have mercy thanks!!!

Pairing: Reader x Rafayel

It was a Sunday- basically the day of sleeping in. Luckily for you, Rafayel had other plans.

It was early, the sun was rising, and you were looking forward to cuddling with your silly fishie beloved. Sadly, you could see that he was indeed not next to you, probably on another one of his creative endeavors- it appears his inspiration struck early. You close your eyes again.

A few minutes or hours passed, you couldn't tell, but you suddenly feel a tilt in the mattress next to you. Too tired and groggy to react, you just closed your eyes again and pretended to be asleep. You swallow.

She drapes over you softly, his lips brushing against your ear.

"You swallowed. People don't swallow when they're asleep"

He murmurs softly, and you could feel him smiling. You don't react however, still pretending to sleep. You aren't a morning person, what's wrong with that!

"You know, there's a monster that eats children who get out of bed late"

He whispers again, this time, his nose was nuzzling into the side of your face, wanting to press a soft, tender kiss on your cheek. Or so you thought.

"Om nom nom nom!"

Instead, his mouth opened and was now nipping and biting your cheek instead. Startled, you squeaked and shoved him away, your shoulder brushing your cheek to clean off his dumb fish saliva.

"Ugh! Rafa, what's wrong with you!" You murmur groggily, face scrunched up as you pat the spot he bit. You finally open your eyes, slightly squinting from the light coming from the windows. Immediately you see him, chuckling to himself.

"Ah, so you're awake. I warned you about the monster." He coos, his eyes filled with playfulness and mischief, moving forward to remove your hand and kiss the spot instead, a quiet apology.

"First of all, I'm not a kid, second of all, there was no need for that!" You slaps his shoulder playfully. Curse his pretty face and pretty smile, it was contagious- and his smiled widened at seeing you join in.

"Ouch! Have mercy on me for waking you up!"

He whines dramatically, his face further nuzzling into yours, peppering your face with soft kisses- like he always did in the morning. Your forehead, your eyebrows, the corners of your eyes, your beauty marks... the list goes on. Point is; he never misses a spot. You couldn't help but melt.

A content sigh escapes your mouth as he showers you with affections, still too tired to do anything about it- not that you'd push him away, you enjoyed these moments more than words could ever express. But you were still half asleep.

"Still sleepy, beautiful?" He whispers against your skin. The way he always called you beautiful never failed to make your heart skip a beat- he sounded so genuine it made your heart hurt.

You hum in agreement, arms wrapping around him as you pull him down onto you. Early mornings made you cuddly.

"It's okay. We can cuddle alll day long"

[tunes-and-tentacles]

"Fireball is always a good option," Dahlia said, smiling in spite of the situation. "I would like to know if Vlaakith sent more than just these seven here. Getting information sounds like a good idea to me."

She didn't often pry into people's minds, but she would do whatever was necessary to rid Baldur's Gate of these githyanki. And if that proved difficult, she could eat them. She'd rather get into her minds, if she could, though. Dahlia liked Ka'zalii very much, and he hadn't given her reason to think he'd be disgusted by her eating into front of him, but she still didn't like the thought of doing so.

Dahlia took a deep breath. "Ready when you are," she said.

@tunes-and-tentacles Another lead a dead end. The githyanki exited the trinket-filled shop, leaving a bewildered merchant staring after him. When presented with a description, the istik had produced a chunk of literal slate. Not a githyanki slate at all. Frustrating. As he stood on the sunlit street, Ka'zalii began to wonder if coming to the city was a waste of time. He knew there were pockets of Vlaakith loyalists lurking along the Sword Coast, news of their sporadic raids for supplies had reached him very recently. The city had seemed a decent place to start, still in such chaos after the destruction wrought by ghaik. Efforts to rebuild had clearly begun, but it would take time. It was an ideal place for a group of hshar'lak to hide among the turmoil. Ka'zalii was patient, they would be rooted out.

[aespicysstuff]

Aespa Reaction: Their girlfriend being a ball of muscles

Saju: Before y'all come and say i stole this, I'M JENJENISMYSAFETY

Karina:

• She loves it; I'm not playing around! Karina loves your muscles.

• Obviously, she would still love you without them, but they are a bonus that came with you, hehe.

• She feels safe in your arms. Karina is obsessed with your biceps; she always randomly nom on them (they are so meaty she can't help it).

• She makes sure you're eating well and not going through some diet.

• She gets jealous at the thought of other girls looking at you in the gym, so she literally buys a lot of gym equipment just for you to work out inside home.

• At the end of the day, you will be cuddled face to face with her hands inside your shirt caressing your body, talking about each other's day.

Giselle:

• Giselle is a hot girl, but you had the ability to make her mask crumble with your cute personality and gorgeous body.

• She herself loves going to the gym, so you guys always go together to work out; she is admiring you most of the time.

• Giselle loves buying clothes that enhance your curves and muscles… What?!? Girly loves admiring you.

• She makes sure to remind you that you're a beautiful girl, that you're her baby and you shouldn't listen to people's stupid words.

• Giselle always brags about you to the girls and staff, saying how lucky she was to have the most loving and protective girlfriend.

Winter:

• We all know that Minjeong is a woman of very few words. Well, when it comes to you, oh boy! She gapes like a fish; the girl has no words to say.

• She is someone that I see not caring much about types of body. But she can't deny that your body does things to her.

• She does not work out, but she does love being your cheerleader number 1, cheering you to finish your set.

• Winter loves laying on your back or with her face buried in your boobs; she loves the feeling of your strong arms engulfing her.

• She definitely hugs you a lot, the reason being that she just feels at peace in your hold, so she does it every day.

Ningning:

• Yizhuo would be head over heels for you even more than she already was.

• We know that she never will beat the princess allegations. This was proven to you early on in the relationship.

• Yizhuo likes drinking, and I feel like sometimes she forgets all responsibility and gets wasted. And you end up carrying her back safely to her "castle."

• You're her person to go to when she needs to go shopping, and yes, you end up carrying everything.

• I feel like even though she would be a little possessive, she would love to show you off in a good way.

• She feels so proud and lucky to have you, to the point that she rambles people's ears off. She just loves her big baby.

[etheries1015]

Cause no hun.

My airhead ass would probably try eating the fucking flowers at first sight😭

*Nom Nom Nom* thanks for the food Rollo

This doesn't seem very...healthy... are you okay my friend? Why are you eating the flowers? Must I put you on a collar and leash?? No eating the magic sucking flowers! *Bonks*

But this is kind of funny lol I imagine two scenarios:

1) While picking the flowers , you cant help but just...stare at it for a second. Why does it look oddly appetizing? All sense leaves you and you just...pop it in your mouth and start chewing. Not realizing that everyone had stopped picking and began starting at you with their jaws to the floor, before Malleus follows suit and takes a bite out of a flower out of curiosity. You're a bad influence

2) Rollo just stares at u as you nonchalantly start munching on a flower, a mix of confusion and disgust. This...this is the NRC prefect? Is this something all people from your world do? Eat wild life without the knowledge of its side effects? Surely that can't be healthy. He takes it upon himself to lecture you first, and world domination second.

And a bonus one:

If we were BOTH there together, I fear i'd have to bonk you constantly. Lovingly, of course. With sisterly love. We are both pulling weeds and I look over to the side to witness you popping a bloom into your mouth. With a disappointed sigh I bonk the back of your head.

"Spit that out."

Cue me having to keep a watchful eye on my...concerning dorm mate who keeps, for whatever reason, deciding that eating the flora was far more productive and oddly sattisfying than plucking them from the ground.

What an interesting team we would make, for better or for worse. 😐

(Fun fact, one of my younger sisters used to actually do this. She would eat dandelions when we were younger, and paper, And grass. So unfortunately, you would not be the first person I have known to put strange objects in their mouth to digest.)

[russellsppttemplates]

Thank uu againn If by any chance could you make a part 2 of Max' interview with Julia but with the reader's reaction?? Thank u again!!

"Y/N!", Gianpiero called, "watch the TV because your husband and your little girl are delighting everyone who is watching!".

Going up to one of the screens, you changed the channel until you saw Max and Julia, "she loves when he pretends to eat her fingers!", you giggled as you watched your husband make the 'nom nom nom' noises.

"She's such a cute little girl", Amy from the media team smiled, "and she's totally a papa's girl", she mused.

"Absolutely, but they're so cute I can't be bothered by it, honestly", you smiled, watching Julia press a kiss to her father's cheek, "just look at them!", you cooed.

By the time they were back, Julia was craving some mama time, stretching her arms so you could hold her, "mama, mama, mama!", she chanted.

"Did you have fun with papa in his interviews? You were so cute people didn't care much about what he had to say - you didn't let papa do his Maxplaining to uncle Charles, did you, sweet girl?", you tapped her nose.

(Thank you for sending this in ✨️)

[thepurplewombat]

A small correction: No.

No, Jin Guangyao was not, in fact, trying to resurrect his mother as a false goddess a la the dancing fairy statue.

What he was trying to do - which I believe the text actually makes clear - was use the temple that he established on the site of her suffering, and the statue with her face, to ensure that she had a good life in her next incarnation. Since she was not honored in life, he was trying to accumulate honor for her after her death, so that when her time came to reincarnate she would have a better life. Or become a goddess, which isn't specifically mentioned as a possibility but also isn't outside the realm of the possible.

It was not part of some nefarious long-term plan to unleash a false man-eating goddess on the population of the jianghu.

Anyway, a fic has actually recently been completed where Meng Shi does become a goddess and interact with some parts of the main cast. If you search for Jin Guangyao/Lan Xichen on AO3 and filter for fics that are tagged with Meng Shi, I think you'll find what you're looking for in the first few results.

So I just reread mdzs and I realised JGY was trying to resurrect his mom as a false goddess , the dancing goddess statue was an ordinary rock formation that looked like a dancing woman but after centuries of worship it developed sentience and started eating people's souls , at first reading I thought it was chinese cultural thing since in Asian culture its ordinary to pray to your ancestors and stuff like that ; anyway I wanna read a fic were men shi comes back to life , and interact with the main cast

[dcdreamblog]

I was reading about heroic legacies and clown themed people and was suddenly reminded of this superheroine? supervillianess? who has claimed to be the daughter of like half of Gotham's male rogues, I think the one that stuck was calling her the Joker's Daughter, I think she was called Harlequin for a time (weirdly fitting considering the most famous lover of his), pretty sure she was on the Titans for awhile, last I heard of her she was apparently from a universe where the Joker is a good guy?

The woman you are referring to was named Duela Dent and, without wishing to make light. She seemed to be a very sick woman.

(A file photo of Dent, during one of the times she seemed on a stable period with the Titans) She just sort of appeared one day on a mad spree, claiming within hours of her appearance to be the daughter of the Joker, Catwoman, the Penguin, Scarecrow and finally "settling" on Two-Face (her given name is more than likely an alias of some kind). She vanished after her first encounter with Robin leaving many questions left unanswered. She appeared sometime later alongside the Titans, who assured the public she was attempting to make up for the misdeeds of her malevolent sire (not that they never actually pin down who that is. Probably because they also don't know)

She eventually changed her nom de geurre to Harlequin (though note, due to the spelling she's actually stealing from golden age villainess Molly Mayne, not Harleen Quinzel, whose Harley Quinn moniker has always been an intentional pun on her coincidental legal name.)

She was their firm ally until sometime after the team's refoundation in the wake of the Technus Crisis (that time a big pile of space junk tried to eat the moon). After that...

It's uncertain whether Ms. Dent's struggles with mental health are a lifelong malady or just something she developed later in life, I'm not her psychologist.

She has been on the Titans for short spells, but also has a pattern of randomly showing up in violent incidents were she rants about the Titans and her own mysterious parentage to anyone who will listen, racing for as long as she is allowed and then being taken into custody by her very concerned teammates.

She has had a long series of stays, both consensual and forced at the Helping House Mental Institution in Industry, California. As far as I know she's there now but its neither my business nor my interest to snoop. What I can tell you is she hasn't been seen in public in years.

If she truly is the daughter of one of Gotham's criminal elite then one can only guess at her trauma and applaud her for attempting to make good on their legacy despite whatever scars they left her with. If her idea of villainous parentage at all is a part of her mental struggles, then she still deserves support for battling again and again and always ending up on the side of the angels after all. No matter what, people are alive now who wouldn't have been because of her and that always deserves kudos.

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We're not dating.

Jaune: Say aaah Ruby.

Ruby: Aaah.... 😄 *nom.*

Jaune: Did you like it?

Ruby: ☺ *nod head.*

Jaune: Do you want more?

Ruby: Yes please. 😋

Jaune: All right open up your face hole.

Ruby: Squee! 😆

Jaune's hand reaches for the biggest, reddest and juiciest strawberry from his basket for Ruby to eat. Ruby opens her mouth to welcome the delicious sweet red fruit. For start she starts kissing the strawberry's tip to catch the residual dew drops with her lips. Satisfied, she continues by licking the fruit slowly while she taste the skin of the strawberry. She let it swirl around her tongue licking it clean. Finally she took a bite out off the strawberry, she slowly chew the fruit. Savoring it with each bite and then she sensually swallow the strawberry. She lick her lips in a satisfied manner and she return to finish what's left of the strawberry but she went too far, and accidentally bit Jaune's finger in return.

Jaune: Owwww Ruby, that hurt...

Ruby: I'm sowwy Jaune... 🥺 Here let me lick it to make it better.

Jaune: I, uhh.... 😳

Ruby: Is it better now? 😚

Jaune: I think I'm better of not saying anything...

Ruby: Oh don't be such a wet blanket, Jaune. Just say you like it. 😄

Jaune: No comment.

The two continues with their playful banter while completely and utterly oblivious to the people currently watching the two of them.

Yang: Oh sweet mother...

Weiss: We need to put a stop to them before they have babies or something.

Blake: (Thank you gods, for I've been blessed by this sight.)

Yang: *uh-hum* Ruby, Jaune. Can I ask the two of you some question?

Ruby&Jaune: Sure!

Yang: Tell me the truth. Are you two dating?

Jaune: WHAT!? Of course not!

Ruby: Eww Yang! How could you say that. Boys are gross. They have cooties. 🤢

Yang: But we just saw you acting all lovey dovey and stuffs!

Ruby: Uhh... That's because me and Jaune are friend, duh? 🤨

Weiss: What kind of friends. Feed strawberry into each other's mouth while letting them sleep on their lap?

Jaune: Easy. We're best friend. Isn't that right Rubs?

Ruby: We sure am. 😌

Blake: Oh C'mon!!! That's bullshit!