#nobody was straight in that show
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SpongeBob SquarePants has always been a cartoon about a gay man that's in love with his neighbor/coworker and is just living his life like normal ppl do
#never has to give any explanation about his sexuality#patrick is also the hobo best friend that doesnt really have a sexuality nor cares to have one#sandy was very obviously a lesbian#gay and lesbian besties#pearl didnt know it yet but her bi awakening was coming soon#nobody was straight in that show#Squidward was also gay and def had a thing w the other squid dude back in college and they ended things awfully and now he doesnt trust men#thats why he doesnt give SpongeBob a chance and treats him like he does. hes in denial and trying to avoid feelings#spongebon squarepants#spongebob
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you are umasou
#I watched it today it was so good#im not big on dinosaur stuff but i like how it was used to approach the predator/prey conversation especially when both sides are sentient#instead of just defaulting to well since predators are meat eaters their actions are automatically immoral so their role in the story#has to match. and then when your characters /are/ meat eaters you just step around that whole topic#heart knows he has to kill and eat so there’s no avoiding it but even he knows he has agency over that#hell he even decided to hunt by himself so umasou doesn’t have to see him kill and eat another dinosaur a day after meeting him#and maybe its because it’s a kids movie but it also doesn’t make a big show over the act of hunting and eating. it doesn’t dwell on it#like yes you can clearly see them ripping into guts minus the graphic details but it doesnt go out of its way to censor it either#its played straight just like hearts mom having more kids like nobody asks who the father is or when that happened cuz it doesn’t matter#what matters is she still loves heart and encourages her kids to greet their big brother and they do!!! it’s sweet#Beckon was also an interesting touch bc they make it clear the only reason he doesnt eat umasou is bc he cant and not that he wouldn’t#but he’s still a funny and interesting character and that doesn’t get in the way of how we see him too much#same for baku he was pretty polite with heart esp from the start when he asks him if hes abandoned implying he would be prepared to#look out for him from the start. and at the end when he decides to spare him. I dont hate him at all hes just intimidating#you are umasou#doodles#I wanted to draw smth more detailed but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to go with the cartoony art style#or smth closer to realistic?? so this is like. some sort of compromise I guess
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Hot take, anyone who thinks Dick Grayson has a persistent case of anger issues just doesn't know what anger issues are.
Does he get angry? Yes (I sure would hope so since he's a human being). Would I call it anger issues? No, not really.
#if you disagree please show me your evidence#because I keep seeing examples of 'anger issues' from Dick that are literally a common emotional response to a very damaging event#or straight up mental control#'anger issues' is not even a medical term#is just an underlying symptom to many different disorders#do we really think someone who has trouble managing their anger could ever become a trusted leader to multiple teams?#someone who people know they can rely on?#everyone has moments in which they find harder controlling their emotions because they're going through immense stress or anxiety#but that doesn't define you nor does it always mean it's part of a disorder#and I'm not saying dick grayson doesn't have any issues#nobody could lead his life and be completely mentally stable#but out of all the things I would think he has#an anger management disorder wouldn't be my first guess#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#dc comics#dc#dick grayson “anger issues”
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tbh though if you look at the older episodes, Betty was always like absolutely 100% fully and irrevocably unhinged, and her going insane was barely a departure from the status quo at all
like this woman is and always was nuts, and I think it's for everyone's benefit that they're both equally obsessed with each other, because that means nobody else ever has to get involved with their fucked up dynamic
I think it's less that she put her life on hold for Simon's benefit, but that she's a scary lady who knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is a relationship with a nice autistic guy who's really into femdom
#simon petrikov#betty grof#fionna and cake#adventure time#and she's valid for it#like remember that time she jumped through a random time portal to 1000 years in the future and entered a magical world#and then shoved half dead simon off of a magic carpet literal seconds after hearing the thing that removed his powers#and went there and fucking murdered the entity that was doing it less than fifteen seconds after showing up#this woman is fucking deranged#that's not codependency#that's something else entirely#she's on an absolutely different level#she doesn't need him but she wants him and he needs her and honestly that's fine#they both have something therapy cannot fix#nobody should even be permitted to try#like they need to be isolated with each other forever#I hazard to say that she would straight up be doing yandere shit if Simon were even fractionally less into her
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My toxic masc trait is having a really hard time putting my emotions into words unless they are somewhat aggressive ones and i have been slowly trying to express my affection for people into words more but at the end of the day I'll always be somebody who expresses my love more with actions then anything else, and normally I wouldn't make a dumb ass tumblr post about my feel feels either cuz like who cares but I need to know if other masc and butches or like anybody else have experienced this too where, people just WONT GET IT? like I'll try to SHOW someone I love them in every physical way I know how and then they will be like "how was I supposed to know how you feel, you never said anything" crushing my heart into a million pieces, like a punch in the gut, i was trying to show you but i guess you just like didn't notice or my actions didn't mean as much to you as they do me, it's fine I'm fine
#civetspeaks#i was just thinking about at work today#sorry for how many times i use the word “like”#my old friend group would imply that showing your affection without words was like not a valid way of expressing your feelings for somebody#and would act like if you aren't straight up telling somebody you care 4 them in bold font like a robot then it doesn't count#idk i find it hard to put into words cuz#they would get mad at me like i was expecting people to read my mind but NO I WAS JUST#I WAS HOPING YOU NOTICED THE THINGS the things i did 4 you praying you knew how much of myself i was giving u that's allllll#but it's FINE#it also leads to these moments where i am brave and emotionally vulnerable with people and its really intiment 4 me but the other person#like doesn't see it that way because they are used to that i guess and so then you jsut feel stupid because it means more 2 you then it does#them#ANYWAYS I'M NORMAL I'M SO NORMAL#nobody gets me no one understands i am shadow the hedgehog#is this even slightly coherent
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Man the feminism sure does just leave some people's bodies when they see women dating men who they consider ugly or old or undesirable. 'Why would she date him' she thinks he's hot next question. 'He must be giving her something' yeah it's called love shut up. 'What is he doing to her to make her stay with him' yeah you're right it's probably something really awful like eating her pussy like it's his job. Be so for fucking real. Grown ass women do not need protection from randos on the Internet because their relationship/marriage/lifestyle doesn't make sense to you.
#most people are straight up just living their lives and I guarantee you it's not that deep#I hate those reality shows that make a spectacle if like. polyamory or interracial dating or wtv#Because like yeah some of it is predatory but most of it the VAST FUCKING MAJORITY is not#And chances are Denise who you work with whose husband is twenty years older than her is not a victim of grooming#I mean first of all Denise is 34#and secondly. is it your business? i don't think it's your business.#to delete#AND ANOTHER THING#It is literally ALWAYS women with men who we infantilize this way#Do you know how many lesbians I know who thirst THIRST LIKE THEY'RE IN A DESERT for older butches??#Have you ever been in the comment section of an older butch's Tiktok??#It is ALL 20 something femmes just purring and mewling. Mommy? sorry. mommy?#AND NOBODY TELLS THEM NOT TO DO THAT#Why is the script flipped when it's men#something something gender roles something something cissexism. probably.#That's what it usually comes down to with these double standards.#Anyway YouTube commentary vloggers shut up challenge 2k25
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hey everyone do you ever think about how much of rui's love for nene is stored inside nenerobo
#project sekai#kamishiro rui#kusanagi nene#nenerobo#wxs rui#wxs nene#how nenerobo was literally created by rui because he couldn't stand to see her suffer#couldn't stand to see her lose that spark for theatre and music.#how nenerobo keeps track of nene's limits + boundaries + energy + social battery#how nenerobo just KNOWS what upsets nene and what may throw her off#because rui knows. because rui knows nene like nobody else does#+ i don't know if this is canon because i never found the source material but the self defense system that rui incorporated into nene robo?#when he found out that nene was staying behind after rehearsals to practice??!! ?!? uhahghhgh#he loves her so much it's going to make me sick. i need to consume a brick#also. to this day i still find it hilarious that nenerobo had a SALARY when they worked at phoeniland#the money went straight to rui so he could spend it on her upgrades#but still. the idea of it. cracks me up#like yeah let's start paying this incredibly intricate ai our employed show performer of 17 years made from scratch.#im sure this is Normal
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Foolish: Can we try making a nuke real quick? [Abuelito the Capybara shakes its head] No? Is that a bad idea?
Phil: Ok, so it's not- it's not- Right, Abuelito, it's not–
[Abuelito flashes a nuke 💣☢️]
Foolish: Wait– What the fck is that? Wait–
Ironmouse: WHAT THE– HUH???
Foolish: What the fck was that?!
Phil: What?
Foolish: Did you see that?!
Phil: No?
Ironmouse: WHAT WAS THAT?!
[Abuelito starts building with TNT blocks]
Foolish: Wait– Abuelito just carries a rocket in his pocket!
Ironmouse: [Giggles]
Phil: Fireworks?
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#Foolish Gamers#Philza#Ironmouse#QSMP#REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE IT UPLOADED WRONG#I was gonna be all like ''I can't believe nobody told me this got messed up'' but no people defo did#tumblr just didn't show me any of the replies. wtf#feel free to straight up DM me if you see that happen again#Foolish#Phil#Capybaras#October 11 2023#QSMP Admins#Capybara#Abuelito#Q#Tumblr being extremely homophobic once again. smh
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I need people to remember that Dreamstat is a creation of Louis' mind because while he was made to walk, talk and be a cunt like the person he is molded after, that it is still Louis putting the words in his mouth because actual Lestat is in a ratfest in America, anything Dreamstat do or say is bound to be something Louis is actually thinking somewhere deep down but would literally never say out loud cuz that's not Louis but those thoughts need to go somewhere (who would he even say them to? Claudia? Come on now) and need to be processed, could he process them in a healthier way? Yes, but Louis doesn't do journaling, he is an amateur photographer at best in a world after he has killed the love of his life and the best shot at therapy Louis is gonna be by a journalist years later in the form of telling his story, something that's gonna happen literally twice and that is gonna get fucked up those 2 times, so he is saying them through Dreamstat because real Lestat would not be afraid to laugh at Armand saying I love you or laugh at him trying to act like Romeo
#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire amc#louis de pointe du lac#seeing a lot of weird takes on what 'lestat' is saying it is not lestat it is louis#And more generally#people need to remember that every step of this show you are either being straight up lied to or#or told the truth in a way to manipulate you#and nobody in the room can be trusted
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sometimes im forced to remember that the only canon DS9 couple that gets a happy ending at the end of the show is fuckin. Julian/Ezri
#star trek: ds9#before anybody brings up the O'Briens this doesnt include them because they didnt go canon in DS9#but yeah. nobody was winning with romance in DS9#Sisko ascends to a different plane of existence and Kasidy is left to wait for him while pregnant with his child#Jadzia just straight up gets killed and Worf becomes a widower#Odo leaves to go rejoin the Changelings and Kira will never see him again#this isnt a complaint btw im not like. dissing that these couples didnt have happy endings#its just hilarious to me that the most rushed and clunky romance in the show is the one that survives kjghdfkjghdk#but also if im not mistaken they dont last in the beta canon in the books?#I know in Alone Together Ezri died but I dont know how much of the books Alone Together incorporates#might look into that at some point. who knows#anyways yeah its just funny to me
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talking w ppl irl really is just like. wow. insane how unfunny you are compared to my close personal friend The Fictional Character
#fuck boring straight ppl computer show me a pic of mobius m mobius scientifically proven to be the funniest person alive#this also goes for the gay ppl in my phone like nobody gets me like tumblr user divorce enjoyer its hard world we live in man 🫤#mobius m mobius#loki#loki season 2#loki series
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nobody understands wash/south friendship. anyone not in the know thinks they hate each other, but they don't. sure, they think the other is the single most annoying person in the known universe, but when push comes to shove, they're an okay team so long as they both understand that things are going to become extremely chaotic, they will be screaming at each other non stop, and as the guy who's really, really good at getting out of bad situations where death is almost certain alive, wash (generally) takes point.
#if anyone has read the helljumper comic w dutch and romeo that's sort of how i imagine wash and south on missions#trouble. explosions. crashing. jumping out of/off of things. that sort of deal#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#agent south dakota#mine#not t/oaru#their banter starts fairly friendly but it very quickly dissolves into insults and screaming#as a rule of thumb if they're screaming at each other and it's barely understandable by anyone else they're fine#it's when they're /not/ screaming that they should start getting a little worried#nobody understands how wash is able to pull off the survival stunts he does but they work so ┐(゚~゚)┌#seriously the freelancers swear they've seen him straight up die multiple times but he just shows back up later relatively okay#maine has long accepted wash's damn near supernatural ability to survive whatever is thrown at him#wash has that main character plot armor /j
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Of course the HBO marketing team is back at it again painting Rhaenyra as a godly hero and Aegon as a failure... why even attempt the "choose a side, both are valid" if you're just gonna so obviously choose Team Black 🙄
#and people say the show is not biased towards Rhaenyra. explain this#they straight up included baelas actress saying no aegon shouldn't rule. but nobody says anything negative about rhae#anti hotd
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Currently losing my shit with @ashtxeman over the fact that the birthday tune Lauren sings in Firebringer Is exactly the same tune as ladeedadaday
#firebringer#starkid#hatchetfield#starkid productions#hatchetverse#starkid firebringer#nobody is straight in this show btw
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the 2099 wiki: gabriel left dana after discovering her affair with miguel
reality:
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#i am now requesting editing privileges for the spiderman 2099 wiki#because half the stuff on the wiki is straight up fiction#spiderman 2099#dana d’angelo#me when I lie#miguel o'hara#gabriel o’hara#danaguel#across the spiderverse#and “the choice” between dana and xina actually happened the opposite way#FYI: miguel chooses xina first but then changes his mind and goes for dana#nobody has read this comic cover to cover and it shows
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2024 reads / storygraph
At The Feet Of The Sun
book 2 in a slow paced high fantasy duology*
the right hand of the emperor (who is off searching for an heir) struggles with what to do after passing on his responsibilities and also discovering various pieces of information that are mindblowing to him, personally,
after adventure is thrust upon him, he travels to find His Radiancy and they go on some otherworldly adventures while growing closer and figuring out the nature of their friendship
(*there’s extra novellas & i think another book coming? duology adjacent, currently,)
#At The Feet Of The Sun#lays of the heart-fire#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#giggling and kicking my feet. and also crying#bro the yearning….the yearning#I can definitely see why this loses people - it’s so long and very self indulgent#(listen. i enjoy it a lot . but does it need to be THAT long (i just checked. 375k? lord))#but it is easy to read and also very funny. it felt less repetitive than the first book to me#I did find it hard to keep track of some of the side characters though#The first world-travelling stuff caught me off guard initially - I feel like all the weird magic was more background in book 1?#or maybe I just didn't pay attention.#taking a step back it is a bit like - kip sure does achieve everything and then some and just continues to achieve everything huh#and it gets to a point where it's like.....okay yes I get he's so talented at this etc etc.#but I guess it’s a nice change of pace from the kingly swordfighting fantasy protagonist who’s perfect and wins everything -#someone whose skill is people and negotiation in a humble way is a bit more interesting. still. it maybe felt less grounded after a while?#the deep exploration of platonic yearning and desire for strong friendship and fear over that person just wanting romance/sex#when that’s Not what you want out of the relationship………#not to mention his complex feelings over meeting two people who were like his platonic soulmate rolemodels#and then finding out they just used that term because gay relationships weren’t accepted and trying to not be disappointed#(because gay is also good!) but also like. so lonely in feeling like nobody understands his desire for a platonic soulmate#to be treated equally as romantic relationships are. oof#I am a little baffled to see people interpret it as a romantic asexual relationship?#I feel like that does such a disservice to the . everything that has been set up in what 600k words of books#like the implication of that is that you think other romantic rships w/o sex are unheard of in this world. I find that hard to believe idk#(I mean - a bit romantic on fitzroy’s end; and in the nebulous queerplatonic area between friendship and romance; sure#but like a straight up romantic relationship just without sex - I don’t understand how it could be interpreted that way lol?)#(anyway other people’s interpretations don’t matter)#I do have questions about the telepathic dinosaur soulmates. you can’t just mention that and now show me them#also. kip being like 'wait there were sirens? i wonder if i can hire them' kshfkjsgkf#asexual books
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