#nobody knows who these characters are
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A full kinlist so that my kinfolk may find me
- Henry Spencer (Eraserhead)
- Jeffrey Beaumont (Blue Velvet)
- Fox Mulder (X-Files)
- Ophelia Lecter (Hannibal) !OC!
- Reba McClane (Red Dragon)
- Noble Pilcher (Silence of the Lambs)
- Father Callahan (Dark Tower/Salem's Lot)
- Olaia O'Dim (The Stand/ Eyes of the Dragon / Dark Tower) !OC!
- Gurney Halleck (Dune)
#kin list#fictkin#hannibal#red dragon#dune#david lynch eraserhead#blue velvet#the silence of the lambs#stephen king#the stand#dark tower#salems lot#x files#character kin#why are all my kins so niche#nobody knows who these characters are
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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apparently it was zane day on the 13th and i MISSED IT. NOOOOOO anyway have some oppo
#oppositeshipping#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#ninjago#ninjago shipping#teshfarts#as you can see i cannot draw a ninjago character without them being accompanied by a kai#oppo is my comfort ship rn i love them so much (and a made up ship called hoverpad too. you know who you are <3)#Nobody; Nothing At All; Empty Page by the TCW all make me think about oppo. ouughh..theres prolly more that i just dont remember
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IM WHEEZING AT THIS
#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#movie shadow#sonic#movie sonic#movie tails#movie knuckles#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#movie robotnik#agent stone#wade whipple#wade whipple jumpscare#nobody:#wade whipple: THE FLAMES OF DISASTER#wade whipple: im about to end this hedgehog’s whole career#nice knowing ya shadow 💀#wade whipple is easily among the top 10 most overpowered anime characters of all time#easily in the top 5#no top 3#fuck it he’s number one#Movie Shadow: “I come back after 50 years and see an article about a man who won a hot pocket eating contest”#y’all just jealous cuz he can eat more hot pockets than you can 🤭#GET EM WADE GET EM WITH THE FLAMES OF DISASTER!!!#YES WADE YES I LOVE YOU#my goat fr
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I think what’s really awesome about selfshipping is that everyone’s relationship to a character is unique and special to them personally. Maybe you’ve loved a character your entire life! Maybe they’re brand new and you felt an instant spark! Maybe this character has been your life long best friend or maybe this is a character you’ll forget about in a week- who cares! Selfshipping is all about having fun and being in love!! That’s the best part!!! hashtag love is love!!!!
Pro/com/dark ship + variants,neutrals and RPF DNI
#sorry I saw a post that pissed me off#not to vauge but like. I get it can be frustrating having an f/o who becomes ‘boy crush’ of. the week I get it#but like. at the end of the day WHO FUCKING CAREEES#you’re relationship with that character is YOURS and nobody else’s will be the same! so focus on that#as a semi non sharer it brings me a bit of comfort knowing that my relationship with these charms is special and unique and all my own#anyway#selfship#self ship positivity#selfship blog#safeshipping#self shipping community#selfshipping#safeship#self shipping#f/o community#fictional other#f/o positivity#♡.txt
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(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time
#this started as a design exercise bc i couldnt get sphinx/devon rex narinder out of my head#but the whole time i was thinking man imagine if the lamb brings him in as a follower but nobody knows he was actually. you know#and the followers are like haha wow our leader channels the power and wisdom of the one who waits almost as if they were them#would that be cool or what. anyway heres narinder reassuming his pre-bishop form and everything his flesh remembers before godhood#ok now im gonna ramble abt design notes#the singe marks were inspired by fallen angels like how some ppl say they burned while falling from heaven. i wanted smth like that when#the lamb is resurrected by nari.. their outfit is inspired by papal cloaks while narinders is based on crusader armor#the lambs name 'bellwether' is also a term used for sheep that wear a bell and lead the flock and i thought that was cool#idk what the thuribles do yet but i do have smth in mind where theyre linked together. and ofc the lamb has a shepherds staff#very proud of nari's little devil tail!! and it was hard to see bc its so dark but he has wrinkles around his forehead to conceal his#third eye. even he isnt aware of it (for now)#idk where im going with this au i just have a bunch of ideas?? basically the lamb is keeping nari's identity a secret from him so he doesnt#go down that path of powerhungry destruction. smth like trying to lead him down a better path but feels guilty lying to do that#also theyre in love with each other and theyre stupid pining idiots abt it. mwah#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#the one who waits#cotl the one who waits#narilamb#art#au#myart#my art#character design#cotl au#false prophet! au
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This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!
#whatever you do don’t imagine Pete in the library creating and printing out missing posters because nobody else will look for his brother :)#Do you think when I die and reach the pearly gates Gods gonna confront me about spending 74 hours bbg’ing a homeless man?#if I had a Time Machine I wouldn’t go and try to fix things with the first girl I fell in love with who also ended up ghosting me - fuck her#Instead I would go back 4 1/2 years and tell 14yr me I would be creating fanart of the homeless guy in the musical I just discovered#I wanna know how that would go - ‘Isn’t Ted our favourite character?’ ‘hahaha ABOUT THAT-‘#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#starkid fanart#team starkid#starkid productions#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#black friday#black friday fanart#black friday starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#time bastard nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#nmt#fanart#my art
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genuinely despise the way straight writers write about butch suffering. it's always some tired dogshit like "she was hurt by a man so now she's cold and bitter and mannish, if only she'd heal, then she'd become her natural feminine self again!" which sucks because i absolutely would love to watch a relatable butch character go through something harrowing and emerge victorious, just not if it was written by someone who seems to have misunderstood the basic nature of my existence
#and btw when i talk about butch suffering i'm talking about the patterns that emerge when you look at all female characters who are#noticeably more masculine or tomboyish than other women in that story or in that time period#whether they ''count'' as truly butch is secondary – they're all relevant when examining female masculinity in media#anyway i'm off to beat my butch OCs with hammers since nobody in hollywood knows how to do it right
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place your bets nerds.
#lennyrambles#murder drones#had a conversation abt who might die#can’t wait for a teaser#I need this man#nobody and everyone options for our optimists and pessimists in the crowd tonight#polls#there’s a specific character I didn’t mention#bc I don’t know if I could convey it well#also we don’t even know if they’re alive so#didn’t include them
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mmmm musical cultivator shen yuan again. Feng Xuanlu, the Wind Song. He has this well-loved wooden pipe he inherited from is adoptive father that he uses on occasion. When the traveling day gets slow and he doesn't feel like singing, when he's stressed, when night falls and he's sitting around a fire with his troupe and they've all had a little bit to drink.
His hair is long and black, always tied up into a ponytail or a braid of some sort. When he's in camp he loosens it up until its splayed messily over his shoulder. He has crows feet around his eyes that scrunch up when he smiles. His eyes are bamboo green and his hands are rough and callused from years of plucking strings and work. He has scars on his back that he won't explain the origins of.
His voice is low and warm like a fire, it gets raspy in the mornings or when he's been humming or singing for too long. He speaks like there's sunshine dripping off his tongue. He speaks soft, he speaks and his voice takes up the entire room. He's spent over a decade hearing his praises getting sung and he still gets shy over it sometimes.
Whenever he goes into town he has to have at least three other musicians with him at all times -- not his decision of course, but the unanimous choice of his companions. Shen Yuan gathers admirers everywhere he goes, and his companions have long since learned that their dear friend and leader is completely unaware of it. So they have to beat off these suitors with sticks.
#svsss#shen yuan#svsss au#scum villain#mxtx svsss#musical cultivator shen yuan#ive been thinking about a shen yuan who smokes for DAYS. do i think Shizun SY would smoke? mmmm depends on if he thinks the OG would#and he'd probably stop as a villain reformation thing. but im saying this SY smokes. he's 40 (60) years old and an immortal cultivator.#let him have this! its not like he does it OFTEN either. plus i want to kill binghe via horniness gripping.#this is mostly me just playing with character design. bc i love it <3#im waxing poetic about Shen Yuan nobody mind me. i want to talk about how long his hair is and when he speaks you can hear windchimes#and how he sings songs from his old world but wrapped in a thin paper of PIDW context. he lounges and stays up late to listen to his#companions sing drunken songs and tell stories. he complains to them about stories and inconveniences. he's just out here living his life#he complains about how he was mistaken for sqq AGAIN. 'maybe i dont look like shen qingiqu! maybe its shen qingqiu that looks like ME!'#'laoshi you've said this before hahaha' 'AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN' 'are you sure you dont wanna just take a blood test?' 'yes'#'how could we be related? it could just be a coincidence! the gods playing a joke.' he doesnt want to be related to the scum villain#that paints a target on his back! its read as SY being in denial bc he doesnt wanna think about how he could've abandoned or been abandoned#by family. they have no way of knowing if they're related and whose older.#lmao someone mistakes SQQ for the Feng Xuanlu once. he's NOT happy.
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pre-marination doobles. dont ask me questions
#pikmin 4#captain olimar#captain shepherd#moss (pikmin)#oatchi#I Dont Know what player character Im drawing lmao. probably not pom. maybe pom?#I just think itd be funny to have that guy in the rescue corps who literally nobody knows anything about. oh that? yeah the rookie#just picked em up last training session. they do anything we like em#but due to not having an actual head drawn inside it Ive been drawing their helmet slightly too small fskjdfhjd#but I think I should lean into it. our new guy's a little bit fucked up but we love them. no you cant have them#also akira slide for fun. olimar deserves it#Im sorry that u dont have time power that turns u into an absolute dandori beast old man. u can have this. I give u this#okay. now I go marinate meat. and then sleep#have a good night lads. dog can have a stick if they want to
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COUNTDOWN TO LOWER DECKS SEASON 5 1 WEEK – Everyone* else (*not really)
#trekedit#lower decks#lowerdecksedit#star trek#star trek lower decks#startrekedit#tvedit#scifiedit#animationedit#ld5#please nobody yell at me for not including [xyz] I had a list of ~150 characters for this so i had to be selective#and this took so goddamn long you can't even imagine. just because these are tiny doesn't make them less work than big gifs#and I know it's all my own fault but still. pls just no yelling 😭😭#also. sorry to everyone who likes to tag all individual character names fsjkbdfsk SORRY
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This one's for me and the five other High Rollers DnD fans on this site, I gotchu fam.
#high rollers dnd#highrollersdnd#high rollers#altheya#altheyatde#altheya the dragon empire#rollonsunday#dnd#dnd art#dungeons and dragons#dungeons & dragons#d&d#d&d art#art#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#rowan#rowan altheya#sostenuto#that's right it's time for some niche content#well. niche here. if nobody got me i know the high rollers dnd discord got me#can you tell who my favourite character is?#the boy. the lad. the ray of sunshine who scared off an evil god#(ophelia is definitely a close second though. the most disaster dhampir)#me: i hate drawing arms and hands#also me: i'm going to make an artwork that requires me to draw arms and hands#id in alt text
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guy who says heh-heh!
#top (integer) series i never expected to post about yet top (different integer) most predictable favorite character LOL#your best buddy who is extremely obviously the feared Lord and Master of Destruction but nobody knows because he has amnesia 😭😭#dragon quest builders 2#malroth#fanart#ALSO THE SLIMES ARE SO CUTE I FEEL BAD KILLING THEM
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the foxes hunt the hounds
#nobody#crime city#original character#oc#mhai art#this is crime city's they/them weapons dealer#who goes by the name nobody#they like cake#but that's pretty much all they'll say about themselves#in that way people know less about them than even winter#but they tend to keep to themselves anyway#so it's not as unsettling lol#OH also no one knows what their voice sounds like#as they communicate only through sign language
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Tim I noticed a lot of indigenous patches on your jacket, are you Native?
Idk what my dad was 'cause I never knew him, but yeah my mom is (or... Was.. I guess..) Muscogee, the tribe native to the part of Alabama I'm in.
If I remember correctly she came to Alabama from Oklahoma (where a lot of Natives were displaced to in the 1800s) to "get back to her roots."
But yknow, I was separated from her in childhood (which tbh is upsettingly common for Native families) and I was raised in a very white very Catholic asylum so I'm not as connected to the culture as I'd like to be.
-Tim
#OOC: Olea speaking#this is kind of a self-indulgent headcanon but HEAR ME OUT it adds a lot to Tim's character specifically#we're talking about a character who was separated from his mom in childhood and locked up in a psych ward#suffers from chronic physical and mental illness made significantly worse by the institution that was supposed to be helping him#forced to regulate his emotions more than other people have to so he isnt misinterpreted as a threat#struggles with addiction#had to work twice as hard as anyone else in his friend group just to be given the same opportunities#a much more common experience inside BIPOC communities#and he clearly has ties to the land (especially the park) nobody else has#you know how in season 2 Alex starts yapping to Jay about how the park is cursed?#maybe he was right#maybe that *thing* has been here for hundreds of years#and nobody was ever able to settle the land so eventually the Department of Conservation turned it into a state park#and Tim isnt some random “patient zero”#but he has ancestral ties to the land and was more receptive/at risk to Operator Sickness (but was also more resistant to it long term)#JUST SAYIN 👀#im half Katu and I desire my comfort character to be a halfie with me we need more non-white rep in mh#ask.txt#marble hornets#mh#tim wright#afterlife au#slenderverse#Native!Tim
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