#no. no i am not
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pumpkins scream in the dead of night
I've been wanting to do an edit of those pumpkin photoshoots for so long and these two are absolutely perfect for it :')
first pose - second pose <3
#am i super happy with the way this turned out?#no. no i am not#am i posting this and running away?#yes. yes i am#ts4#ts4 render#sims 4#sims 4 render#ts4 edit#sims 4 edit#elowen brady#sebastian stein#my renders!#edits!
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i just really need a fic where dabi fucks shouto in his dorm room 🥵
#am i going to write it?#no. no i am not#do i really really want to read it?#yes. very much so#dabisho#dabishouto#todocest
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start coming up with a Yuusona
decide to use Ellie from Up as an inspiration
Crowley says Yuu has skills as a beast-tamer
just remembered today that Ellie became a zookeeper
am I a secret genius???
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
#i am an orphan by the bakery window#also ma he's weaving again#amaury guichon#mushroom#mushrooms#and @anyone looking to chime in with another “um akshully ☝️🤓” in the notes; it's the -TOP PART- of the mushroom that's made of marshmallow
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me#this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk#user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace#anyways#for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will#but it completely depends on the piece of media#with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.
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i don't think he clicked through
#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo#i hope u can all accept me for what i am#gravity falls#grunkle stan#dipper pines#mabel pines#art#ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke#warito#warito in gravity falls
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points#10k#20k#50k#100k
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#geology#scotland#i haven't worked in geology in 30 years#but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting#@ayeforscotland#but i am still a cartographer#and this is a way cool map
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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