#no way pfft
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thinkin' about vil schoenheit with a rockstar!bf who is so enamoured by him and shows him off every chance he can get by writing songs about him & making sure paparazzi get shots of him at his show ♡_____♡
#leo's incoherence#love letters from leo#my dearest twst#vil schoenheit drabble#vil schoenheit x male reader#vil schoenheit x reader#vil x male reader#vil x reader#likeee#im such a sucker for “elegant and refined actor” bf x “crude and loud musician” bf#HE NEEDS SOME FUN!!!!#this is totally not because my twst self insert is a musician whaaat#no way pfft
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Art School AU LOL 🦌🎨 based on true stories hahaha
#my professors have very interesting personalities#this honestly may be a way for me to unwind from school#strip comics every now and then#school is gonna be so hard!!#but I’m really excited I think I’m gonna grow A LOT#but it’s sad when you don’t have time for your favorite hobby sighhh#such is the way of a scholar#pfft#hazbin hotel#my doods#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#niffty#angel dust#charlie morningstar#lucifer hazbin
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Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)
#My art#UT#Sans#Papyrus#Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪#This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol#I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol#And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫#Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D#Handplates#I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪#I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3#So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha#Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol#I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :')#Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol#And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe#It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3#And doing silly sibling things! Hehe#I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language!#One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha#She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3#I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far!#On minimal effort anyhow hehe#It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪#Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol
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sillies.....
#helpp i love them smm...#ALSO I LOVE FLUFFLEGO WAY TO MUCH WHY ALL THE SHIP THINGS I WANT TO DRAW IS W/ HIS FLUFFY FORM...#what's wrong with me pfft anyway errm#so very cute i need to explode#mairimashita! iruma kun#m!ik#welcome to demon school iruma kun#naberius kalego#balam shichirou#m!ik opera#fanart#my art#mlm art
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anti-cosmo and anti-wanda!!!!
#I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE SILLY AS HELL#I love the way both of them talk PFFT#art#my art#digital art#fop#fopanw#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#anti cosmo#anti wanda#anti fairies
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#bro is gay against his will pfft#happy pride month wei wuxian my bi king <33#from flirting with girls to trying his best to get the attention of one lan wangji#we've come a long way#HE DO NEEDS TO BE PAID THO#THEY STOLE HIS WORK AND THEN MAKE FUN OF HIM LIKE WTF ??#wei wuxian#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei ying#mdzs meme#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wwx#danmei
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Price washes Niks hair. That's it pfft.
Theres more under the cut!!
cw: literally none this is sickeningly sweet
The bathroom was warm, steam clinging to the mirror and softening the edges of the small space. Price adjusted the shower-head, the gentle hiss of water filling the quiet. He tested the temperature with his fingers, warm but not scalding, before glancing down at Nik.
Nik sat on the floor, his back pressed against the cool porcelain of the tub. His injured arm was cradled in a sling, the tight bandages beneath his shirt peeking out at the edges. Price had straddled his thighs, his knees bracketing Nik’s hips as he leaned forward to work.
Nik shifted slightly, his good hand resting loosely on Price’s knee, his thumb absently brushing the soft fabric of Price’s sweatpants. His hair had become quite long now, reaching just above his shoulders, framing his face in loose , dark waves that caught faintly in the warm light overhead. Price could tell it was a tangled mess, he was determined to fix it.
“This alright?” Price asked as he folded a towel with deliberate care and tucked it behind Nik’s neck. The softness of the fabric was a small contrast to the firm edge of the tub.
Nik blinked up at him, his good hand flexing slightly in his lap, then looked away, a faint flush creeping up his neck. “Yes,” he muttered.
Price frowned, leaning in a little closer, his hands braced lightly on Nik’s chest for balance. “What’s that look for?”
“Nothing,” Nik said quickly, waving vaguely with his free hand. “Just… your fussing.”
Price snorted softly, the sound blending with the rhythmic drip of water into the tub, but he didn’t press. Instead, he adjusted his posture, settling into a more comfortable crouch. The warmth of his legs against Nik’s made the latter shift slightly, though his good hand didn’t leave Price’s knee.
“Right, let’s get this sorted,” Price said, reaching for the shower-head. “You’ve been wandering around all week with your hair looking like a bird’s nest, haven’t you? Can’t have that now that I’m back, can we?”
Nik chuckled, his voice low and rough, though his face was still turned slightly to the side. “Are you saying I look unkempt?”
“I’m saying you’ve been looking like you’ve been dragged backwards through a hedge, love,” Price replied, grinning as he tilted the shower-head. The water streamed in soft rivulets, soaking Nik’s hair. Price used his free hand to shield Nik’s face, his thumb brushing lightly along Nik’s temple.
Nik sighed as the warmth spread through his scalp, the tension in his shoulders beginning to ease. The water ran down the back of his neck, pooling slightly where Price had placed the towel earlier. “You are enjoying this.”
“Of course I am,” Price said, grabbing the bottle of shampoo. He flicked it open with a thumb, the faint citrusy scent filling the air as he squeezed some into his palm. “Get to run my hands through your hair, keep you quiet for a bit. What’s not to like?”
Nik huffed out a laugh but didn’t argue, his good hand pressing a little firmer against Price’s knee, his thumb moving in slow, absent circles. “It feels wrong, you doing this for me after the week you have had.”
“Not this again,” Price muttered, lathering the shampoo between his hands. The soapy foam felt slick between his fingers as he began working it through Nik’s soaked hair. His palms brushed the edges of Nik’s forehead, and his fingers combed through the longer strands with steady, deliberate care. “I told you, I want to do this. You’ve been walking around all week without washing it because of that bloody shoulder. Can’t say I’d let you try it one-handed, either, though I’m sure you’ve tried.”
Nik chuckled, his head tipping forward slightly as Price’s fingers moved through his hair. The gentle pressure on his scalp drew a quiet, involuntary hum from him before he could stop it.
“See? That’s the sound of a man being thoroughly pampered,” Price teased, his voice soft but smug.
Nik let out a low sigh, his eyes drifting shut as he leaned back slightly, his hand brushing up towards Price’s thigh, squeezing absent-mindedly at the muscles there. “No need to be so smug, Mishka.”
Price chuckled, his fingers continuing their slow, steady work. “Too late for that.”
Nik didn’t reply, though the corners of his mouth twitched in the faintest of smiles. His shoulders softened further under Price’s touch as the soothing rhythm of his hands worked away the last of the shampoo.
The warm water cascaded over Nik’s hair again as Price rinsed it clean, taking care to keep any stray suds from running into Nik’s face. By the time he reached for the conditioner, the faint tang of citrus had mellowed into a subtler freshness.
“How’s that shoulder feeling today?” Price asked, his voice quieter now.
Nik shifted slightly beneath him, the sling pressing against Price’s chest with the movement. “Better than yesterday.”
“Good,” Price murmured, smoothing the conditioner through the damp strands. His hands moved slower now, the pads of his fingers brushing lightly over the ends of Nik’s hair. “You’ll be back to giving me hell in no time.”
Nik cracked an eye open, his gaze warm despite his teasing tone. “Am I not giving you hell now?”
“You calling this hell?” Price smirked. “Could’ve fooled me.”
Nik grumbled something under his breath, low and indistinct, but the sound of it made Price grin anyway.
The conditioner rinsed away easily, leaving Nik’s hair softer than it had been in weeks. Price grabbed the towel he’d left nearby, unfolding it and gently patting the damp strands dry. Nik shifted slightly beneath him, pressing his good hand against Price’s thigh for balance as he raised his head back up slowly.
“Better?” Price asked, his voice quieter now.
Nik opened his eyes fully, his gaze unguarded as he looked at Price. “Better,” he said, the simple word carrying a weight that made Price pause.
“Good,” Price murmured, setting the towel aside. He cupped Nik’s face with one hand, his thumb brushing along his cheekbone as he leaned down to press a kiss to his forehead. “You’re stuck with me, love, like a tick.”
Nik sighed, but his lips quirked upwards in a faint smile. “How romantic.”
“Swept you off your feet, have I?” Price replied, his grin widening.
Nik huffed softly, the sound somewhere between a laugh and a sigh, and let his head tip forward until it rested briefly against Price’s chest, uncaring that it would leave a wet spot on Price’s shirt. He didn’t speak, but the way his good hand slid up to wrap around Price’s waist said enough.
The bathroom was quiet for a moment, save for the soft drip of water from the shower-head and the occasional rustle of fabric as Price’s thumb traced slow, absent circles at the nape of Nik’s neck. The tension there had eased under his touch, and the steady rhythm seemed to lull Nik into a state of quiet contentment.
He pressed a soft kiss against Nik’s dark hair, his hand brushing back a strand that had fallen into Nik’s face. “Alright,” he murmured, his voice low and warm. “Let’s get you on your feet.”
Nik didn’t move immediately, his head remaining against Price’s chest for just a second longer before he sighed and leaned back. Price shifted carefully, adjusting his knees so he didn’t jostle Nik’s injured arm. He reached down, his hands firm but gentle as he clasped Nik’s good hand and slid his other arm around his back for support.
“Take your time,” Price said quietly, his voice soothing as he braced Nik. He rose slowly, steadying Nik as he did, their movements unhurried. Nik’s grip tightened briefly on Price’s forearm, his balance a little off, but Price held him steady, his free hand brushing over Nik’s lower back in reassurance.
“You alright?” Price asked, his blue eyes scanning Nik’s face, searching for any sign of discomfort.
Nik nodded, though his weight shifted subtly into Price’s hold. “Yeah,” he murmured, his voice a little rough.
“Good,” Price said, guiding him toward the door with an arm looped lightly around his waist now. He paused just long enough to grab an extra dry towel, draping it gently around Nik’s shoulders and patting at the damp strands of his hair once more.
“You spoil me,” Nik said, his voice light but his gaze holding a quiet sincerity.
“And you deserve every bit of it,” Price replied, his tone matching Nik’s as he gave his shoulder a reassuring squeeze. “Now, let’s get you sorted before your hair dries funny.”
Nik laughed, low and rich, the sound wrapping around Price like a warm blanket. For a moment, Price forgot about the long week he’d had, the mission that had worn him thin, and the worry of leaving Nik to fend for himself. All that mattered was the man standing before him, safe and cared for.
And that was more than enough.
#cod nikolai#cod#john price#captain john price#nikprice#q writes#prikolai#nikolai cod#dont ask why price is in niks lap okay i couldnt think of another way this would work pfft#cant really blame price for it tho oop#really needed a hug earlier and this is what came out so enjoy i guess 0_0
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Happy New Year! 🎆✨🌈
I hope 2024 is a gentle and kind year for all!
#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#destiel art#destiel fanart#spnfanart#wiggleart#I was going to post this later but I realized that folks are in the new year already lol#and I got a ways to go pfft#inspired by m new years drawing last y ear#which omg comparing the two is a hoot#anyway happy new year to all!
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Some thoughts...
#2 arms left#I thinkkkk im going with the gets a prosthetic only for it to get infected and removed later option#I think#baha#it sets up way more work for me later down the line though but we will get there when we get there pfft#anyways#like one more update to go till poptart gets his port ig hehe <3#also now they can get top surgery together!#I MEAN PORT SURGERY-
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favorite characters x favorite color: yok
#not me#not me the series#first kanaphan#yok not me#fcfc#rowan gifs#tuserhidden#(<3? if its ok)#and now for the usual chatter:#i love yok as a character for many many reasons largely including The Audacity#but am i gonna pretend i picked anything other than 'i think yok looks hot here' for these no. no i'm not i'm a simple man#that smiling gif is 10 frames shorter than the others and i usually hate doing that but you think i could just leave that out?#you think that's possible for me?#these are a bit less vibrant/pink than the previous purples and that's mostly because of .... the way not me looks pfft#but!! i'm v happy with the first 2. esp the first one i think it looks so good#glad to get this out now so i can take a nap b4 ourskyy..... im gonna need it
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Evan: Mikey is nice now? Yay! But why? Did he hit his head that hard?
he got a major Bonkus of the Conkus my dude
#he came a long way from not being able to walk or talk#and maybe even breathe#pix answers#fnaf#pfft I was gonna do a compilation with it’s the hard knock life song 😔#but I don’t have enough falls#yet…
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To think that we could stay the same
To think that we could stay the same
But we're two slow dancers, last ones out
We're two slow dancers, last ones out
Two slow dancers, last ones out
#im sorry#i guess i wanted to have some angst bc i was going through some stuff haha#and what better way to cope than to project at my two favorite losers ♡#most dialogue was taken from fleabag. if that wasnt obvious enough pfft#the long time i wasn't posting any art.. i was working on this bc i may or may not have gotten broken hearted haha#anyway normal tags now#serirei#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#mp100#mi art stuff#comics#angst#:( sorry again
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@giftober 2024 | Day 27: Blue
Blue in Taylor Swift music videos
#taylor swift#tswiftedit#giftober2024#tswiftgif#taylorswiftedit#flashing gif cw#everything is a choice everything we queue#my edit#my gifs#ok so I was originally going to do a gif for almost every album/era#but pivoted partway through so hopefully this looks ok in some way pfft#and thank you to jenna for helping me choose the bejeweled gif!
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Chewtoy (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise#Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine#There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪#As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol#What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol#Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important#He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure#Hehehehe#The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft#Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha#Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting#He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!)#Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him#If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas#I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol#Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to??#He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha
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Headcanon #700: Despite common knowledge, Heart actually has amazing precise aim with things. Even without trying he seems to always have a general sense at what he's aiming for. Guns however are specifically his weakness. Its the one thing he cannot aim well with. Slingshot? A Bow? Darts? Throwing knifes? Even a frisbee? He can use mostly anything & hit the mark shockingly well. As long as it isnt any type of gun [including dart guns], hes got great accuracy.
#its a wonder why he used a gun on mind in the first place#who knows#cj heart#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#i do i made the headcanon#pfft#its kiiinda a metaphor. its a metaphor but also not at all but also some secret third thing#i wanna make a long post about my ideas & interpretations for the events n such throughout vol.1 so bad#it just takes time yk#but he did aimed at the Mind/Sun technically#my ideas for stuff like that is complicated & vauge just as the brain is. cos yk. they ARE the brain#multiple meanings of the same event & multiple events meaning the same thing. i say in the most convoluted way possible#ill make it someday#hopefully. i pray#it 4am im just ranting dumb things idk
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That moment when you realize your hat's a fucking snitch-
#still working on chapter 2 of the backstory bear with me uwu#i have to find a way to put all my notes into something coherent pfft#pepper rambles#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#wip#work in progress#hazbin hotel oc#gotta figure out alice's colors tbh#man i gotta draw her actually-
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