starlightbright
I'm shooting for the stars.
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Welcome to my personal trash can where I talk about whatever my current hyperfixiation is.I think that’s the most accurate description I can give this blog.
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starlightbright · 6 hours ago
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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
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starlightbright · 1 day ago
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starlightbright · 2 days ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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starlightbright · 2 days ago
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i love what the internet has done to the english language
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starlightbright · 2 days ago
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
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starlightbright · 2 days ago
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Very sad that I have not ONCE seen a joke on my dash about Dungeon Meshi + the eggnog Creature. Never finished the series but I know in my heart that guy would be all about that Creature milk
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starlightbright · 5 days ago
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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Yes I'm sure that's the joke
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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had to stare at this for a minute before it clicked
😂
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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Are you fucking kidding me
(Unfortunately, that's rhetorical and I know you're not)
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The Polk County Sheriff's Office deliberately misled people into believing that Briana Boston had been released without charges. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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might be my favourite post ever from the twitter menswear guy
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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Not even sure if I have moral ocd, but I think the fact that I kept going back and forth about whether or not to reblog this and if it would be okay to talk about my experiences or if that was dooming myself to being harrassed and/or inviting people to internet stalk me so they can find reasons to cancel me by reading into everything I've ever posted probably says more than any other anecdote could.
tumblr was designed in a lab to be a personal purgatory for ppl with moral ocd i think
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starlightbright · 6 days ago
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What in the fanfic hell is this?? 😂😂
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starlightbright · 7 days ago
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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.
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starlightbright · 7 days ago
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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.
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starlightbright · 7 days ago
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