#no pref i mean

[honkygay]

TAKE EM DOWN, JORDAN!!! (pt. 2)

idk theres smthn so femimine abt the last name Jordan that i cant. figure out rn but shes sooooo gonna kick half the JL’s ass after bruce’s martial arts training

Bruce may look in trouble here but he’s grinning into the ground trust trust

[evilfrogcereal29]

Cw/Tw: light nsfw, ass slapping, body worship, chubby & fem!reader, cursing, negative body image

I'm sorry but idgaf what König's VA fckin says König would fucking ADORE big/chubby girls. If u don't agree jus block me now /hj

The contrast between his solid, toned muscles and your soft, squishy flesh is like art to him. When he slaps your bare ass and your skin ripples and jiggles for a few seconds longer than normal. Fuck. He loves that so much. Loves the weighted blanket effect you give when you sprawl yourself over him, putting all you have onto him, he will assure you he can take it. If you can cook/bake thats even better!! König is definitely a messy & fast eater, so theres no judgement in sitting on the couch gorging yourselves on chinese takeout while watching terrible german romcoms, his head nestles on your chest. He lets out an adorable sound for a man his size everytime you run your hands through his hair, similar to a purr.

If anyone makes a remark about the large amount of food you've made/ordered, König will make his presence known.

"she's feeding the both of us." He says firmly, and the offender runs off with their metaphorical tail tucked between their legs.

Body worship champion. He can be really bad with words in the heated moment, but his hands mostly speak for him, praising you wordlessly with each affectionate touch.

"oh schatz... you're built like a goddess.." he gasps, double fisting a handful of your love handles, pulling you close to his chest. He's all red in the face, like a shy little boy. You drive him insane. He doesn't feel good enough for you. He's too awkward, too big, too tall, too everything.

But when you tell him you're too fat?

"nein." He hisses, arms slinking around you from your spot in front of the mirror. "Du bist perfekt für mich. The right size, the right weight. You are just right dear. Perfect." He kisses you up and down, starting at your shoulders, working his way down to your back, moving around you so he could kiss your stomach. You try to intercept, with tears in your eyes, but he pushes your hands away. This is his purpose, his real job.

"let me see whats mine schatz... Let me show you how much I love what I see... Let me show you how perfect...." he can barely hold back, can barely finish his thoughts. As he finishes peppering kisses down your thighs to your knees, he moves up and abruptly pulls you into a kiss. And boy. He showed you that night ;)c

Lastly he never presures you into anything, if you decide its time for a weight loss journey, no matter how big or small, whether its for health concerns, emotional wellbeing, or something else, he supports you going at your own pace. And if you pull out of it? Give in and have a cheat day and feel like shit? He is right there to comfort.

I just... I could go on.. he just... Is made for a short chubby gf I SWEAR THIS ISN'T MY BIAS AS A SHORT CHUBBY PERSON😭 nikto, Krueger, all my other top favs, i imagine they would probably date girls of any size.. but König just... HE JUST SPEAKS TO ME OK?? HIS VA IS WRONG.

Thank u for reading and listening to my ramble :3 have a good day

[turtleblogatlast]

You know I stated it before as a response to this ask, and I know a lot of people hate it, but Kendratello is unironically a fantastic ship imo.

Kendra is Donnie’s type to a T and then some. She’s “cute, but mean”. Her color scheme is purple. She’s into tech. She’s cool and is a “bad girl.”

Like it works way too well for there to not be something there. Whatever it is, it’s chaotic as all hell and at least pseudo toxic, but it works for them.

[fjordfolk]

puppy fever, might be terminal

[gingerrhd]

Inktober 2024 day 10

Been listening to the jello dubs and tbh they're right.

One thing about the postal service, is it's taught me that a lot of adhd and autistic adults have found their home in running the same routes every day and I think that'd suit mae

[skunkes]

[booksandpaperss]

another Detail that makes me lean more towards gay Mike is the fact that he’s shown to be attracted to multiple guys in Addition to Will but no girls other than his very ambiguous attraction to el 🤷🏻‍♀️

[soulstagger]

Y'all curse me by making me have to always move the post to new threads from asks.

[shinysparklesapphires]

*shakes nervously * for the art/sketch request event thing…. Maybe…. Possibly…, Luis and Bennet doing like a karaoke night? Or idk a friendly activity of your choice…. If u want…. *runs away*

"Wow Bennet I can't believe we're both poc, freshwater mers, and green!"

[theflyestwhiteboyofthemall]

hearing a good hindi song can literally restore your faith in humanity

[yanderemeiko]

new thai gl fans / people fans of new stable couples need to watch their backs. do not diminish fb’s impact. calling gap cringy is also so hypocritical when the romance genre is cringy already and the other thai gls reflect that cringiness like you don’t have to like gap but i feel like everyone calling it cringy is just lying to themselves because their drama is JUSTTT as cringy 😭 i really don’t mind if people don’t vibe with gap it’s whatever but people get hypocritical and annoying about it. plus any time somebody praises it for what it accomplished for the genre / praises the performances / praises the chemistry between fb somebody has to bring up Ismy or affair or whatever and it’s so annoying like omfg at the end of the day you weren’t there in 2022 your couple wasn’t your couple didn’t trail-blaze for the genre just be quiet and watch your new drama omg 😔

[desire-mona]

i always laugh at fanon charlie dalton (and this is to the fault of gale hansen for the most part) bc thats not charlie dalton thats grant o brien

[angelsaxis]

Sooooo much of human sexuality is socially constructed when you think about it and I wish people could have a long dialogue about this without it getting weird or really bad.

[jjcocker]

i think im bi againn

[kamurawaffles5684]

Genuinely curious. Is there a term for the type of woman I find attractive??? (And if so could you explain the premises of such/what it means?)

Uhh here’s a small list of things I find attractive in women

• Short hair/hair up

•taller than me (I’m like 5’0 so this is most women lol)

•has a bit of a tummy or a lotta tummy (I’m not picky)

•stronger than I am. (I’m not very strong lol. Most ppl can pick me up without breaking a sweat.)

•just an overly cuddleable shape/gives good cuddles

• type of gal I can make dinner for and watch movies with (I’m a very romantic type of person. I also penguin pebble a lot.)

• plays video games or has any interest of any kind that I can penguin pebble her or ask her about even if it’s not my thing/i understand it

• Will listen to what I have to say even if she doesn’t understand a topic or interest (this ones a big one for me. People not responding to things I say irl is a huge issue for my brain because i repeat myself otherwise which can annoy people)

• bit of a lower toned/gravelly/raspy/etc. voice if that makes any sense (think of Maleficent or someone with that sort of voice for reference)

• Scars, blemishes, or even a little body hair

• understands that sometimes I just may need to lay down and rest a bit and spam her with TikTok’s or videos even if she’s in the same room as me (so like doing parallel play or something similar where we are near each other but not really saying or do much. Sometimes I just get really burnt out socially and need to do that.)

• lets me know if she needs space or has any specific issues that need to be resolved (again. Issues with that stuff in the past. I like when people communicate with me on things that I may need help with. Ei: accidentally interrupting conversations)

Idk what else rlly.

I do not care if she is cis or trans. If she identifies as a woman, I will shower her with my love.

but ye lmk if there’s a specific word or something for that kind of type of woman. ty

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Im just so very really tired of people shitting on quinto and peck's spocks. So very really tired of it genuinely. Could we stop with that