#no one remembers achmed

[random-jot]

Attention ladies!

If your man:

Has won scores of bloody wars

And mopped the floors with his foes

Eviscerated peasants from their heads down to their toes

That’s NOT your man, that’s… uh… ah… uh… oh, you know what I forget his name actually 🤔

[biologyologyy]

my #1 fan titles if u guys even care.......

(hannah & ethan as a duo btw, in case anyone thinks i mean them individually :3)

[feathertru]

Oh yeah so said family quiz night happened at the family event and nobody guessed my Achmed question, not even my dad- WHO WATCHED TWISTED.

Truly, we are in a sorry time, no one remembers Achmed.

[starkid-everyday]

Please.

I've won scores,

of bloody wars,

and mopped the floors with my foes.

But no one remembers Achmed?

[greetings-inferiors]

“Am I not a thing of beauty? Don’t you want a piece of this? Wouldn’t you gladly give up all your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one sided massacre and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue?” Is unironically my favourite line in all of twisted? I love Achmed so damn much

[selznick]

achmed <3

made on ajc, my username on there ia agrais, sketch below

:3c

[musicaltheatregirlsandsongs]

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round One C

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

No One Remembers Achmed

he fucked a tiger

Because no one remembers Achmed (　｀ー´)

Wilkommen

Opening song of all time

[pen-guin-writez]

no way i just spent one hour attempting to learn no one remembers achmed im not that obsessed

[bread-cat-luna]

God I love being home alone

I get to make a toast to honor on the way downstairs to find my headphones and belt no one remembers Achmed as I go back upstairs to watch tgwdlm (all while flailing a half eaten giant lollipop because ✨why not✨)

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

the first victim of cancel culture 😔

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

[paranormaltheatrekid]

She may not love me yet…

But I’m willing to bet that once I kill all their people, she will!

yes she will!

yes she absolutely will!

[ashtxeman]

i remember achmed when nobody else will

[rbvcdeluxe]

no one remember achmed you say???? lmao skill issue

[ovulatingwatermelon]

hE fUcKeD a tiGeR

A Cute Costume idea for Couples this Halloween:

[starkid-everyday]

Arrange the slaughter of millions of innocent civilians! Then she'll remember me!

[caruliaa]

got a sudden urge to listen to the twisted soundtrack and now i am. i should rewatch it