#no one remembers achmed
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random-jot · 11 months ago
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Attention ladies!
If your man:
Has won scores of bloody wars
And mopped the floors with his foes
Eviscerated peasants from their heads down to their toes
That’s NOT your man, that’s… uh… ah… uh… oh, you know what I forget his name actually 🤔
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biologyologyy · 4 months ago
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my #1 fan titles if u guys even care.......
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(hannah & ethan as a duo btw, in case anyone thinks i mean them individually :3)
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feathertru · 8 months ago
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Oh yeah so said family quiz night happened at the family event and nobody guessed my Achmed question, not even my dad- WHO WATCHED TWISTED.
Truly, we are in a sorry time, no one remembers Achmed.
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strangelittlelad · 2 years ago
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Twisted: The question then is whether 'tis nobler in the mind to be well-liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned?
Also Twisted: hE FuCKed A TIGERR
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starkid-everyday · 9 months ago
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Please.
I've won scores,
of bloody wars,
and mopped the floors with my foes.
But no one remembers Achmed?
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greetings-inferiors · 1 year ago
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“Am I not a thing of beauty? Don’t you want a piece of this? Wouldn’t you gladly give up all your worldly possessions just to greet me when I come home from a one sided massacre and bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue?” Is unironically my favourite line in all of twisted? I love Achmed so damn much
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selznick · 7 months ago
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achmed <3
made on ajc, my username on there ia agrais, sketch below
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:3c
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Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round One C
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Submitter’s propaganda under the cut
No One Remembers Achmed
he fucked a tiger
Because no one remembers Achmed ( `ー´)
Wilkommen
Opening song of all time
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pen-guin-writez · 1 year ago
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no way i just spent one hour attempting to learn no one remembers achmed im not that obsessed
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bread-cat-luna · 2 years ago
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God I love being home alone
I get to make a toast to honor on the way downstairs to find my headphones and belt no one remembers Achmed as I go back upstairs to watch tgwdlm (all while flailing a half eaten giant lollipop because ✨why not✨)
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bajablastflavoredsaxreed · 8 months ago
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the first victim of cancel culture 😔
guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
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paranormaltheatrekid · 5 months ago
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She may not love me yet…
But I’m willing to bet that once I kill all their people, she will!
yes she will!
yes she absolutely will!
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ashtxeman · 4 months ago
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i remember achmed when nobody else will
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rbvcdeluxe · 7 months ago
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no one remember achmed you say???? lmao skill issue
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ovulatingwatermelon · 1 year ago
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hE fUcKeD a tiGeR
A Cute Costume idea for Couples this Halloween:
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starkid-everyday · 1 year ago
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Arrange the slaughter of millions of innocent civilians! Then she'll remember me!
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