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#source: flickr user Cerpicio#CRYPTID SPOTTED#rudolph the red nosed reindeer#rudolph#costumes#no idea if this is official or not#its from 2005
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the thing about some men is that they want you to remember, at all times, that you are underneath them. that with one word or look or "joke", you will stay beneath them. that even "exceptions" to the rule are not true exceptions - the commonly cited statistic that one in eight men believe they could win against serena williams.
women's gymnastics is often not seen as real gymnastics. whatever the fuck non-euclidian horrors rhythmic gymnasts are capable of, it's often tamped down as being not a sport. some of the most dominant athletes in the world are women. nobody watches women's soccer. despite years of dancing and being built like a fucking brick, men always assume they're faster and stronger than i am. you wouldn't like what happens when they are incorrect. once while drunk at a guy's house i won a held-plank challenge by a solid minute. the party was over after that - he became exceedingly violent.
what i mean is that you can be perfect, and they still think you're ... lacking, somehow. i hope you understand i'm trying to express a neutral statement when i say: taylor swift was the possibly the most patriarchy-palatable, straight-down-the-line woman we could churn out. she is white, conventionally attractive, usually pretty mild in personality. say what you will about her (and you should, she's a billionaire, she can handle it), but a few things seem to be true about her: 1. she can write a damn catchy song, and 2. the eras tour truly was a massive commercial success and was also genuinely an impressive feat of human athleticism and performance.
i don't know if she deserves the title of "woman of the year," i'm not debating that in this post. what i am saying is that she was named Woman of The Year, and then an untalented man got onstage at the golden globes and made fun of her for attending her boyfriend's football games. what i am saying is that this woman altered local economies - and her dating life is still being made into a "harmless" punchline. the camera panned, greedy, over to her downing a full glass of champagne. congratulations taylor! you are woman of the year! but you are a woman. even her.
fuck, man. write better material.
a guy gets onstage at a college graduation and despite the fact like half the crowd is made up of women, he spends a significant proportion of it warning these people - who spent possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars on their education - that they were lied to. that the "real" meaning of femininity is motherhood. that they shouldn't rest on the laurels of that education-they-paid-for but instead throw it away to kneel at a man's heel. imagine that. sweating in your godawful polyester gown (that you also had to pay for!), fresh out of 4 years of pushing yourself ever-harder: and some guy you've never met - who knows nothing about you - he reminds you this "win" is a pyrrhic one at best. you really shouldn't consider yourself that extraordinary. you're still a woman, even after years of study.
god forbid you are not a pretty woman, but if you are pretty, you must be dumb. god forbid you are not ablebodied or white or cis or straight or good at swallowing. you must be beneath a man, or else they are not a man. the equation for masculinity seems to just be: that which is not a woman or womanly (god forbid). anything "feminine" is thereby anathema. to engage in "feminine" things such as therapy, getting a hug from a friend, or crying - it is giving up ones manhood. therefore women need to be put in their place to ensure that masculinity is protected.
this is something i have struggled to explain to terfs - they are not doing the work of feminism, but rather the patriarchy. by asserting that women and men must be (on some secret level) oppositional and in conflict, they also assume that being a woman is akin to being another species. but bigotry does not stem from observational truths or clarity - that is what makes it bigotry. there was nothing in my childhood that made me fundamentally different from my brother. we are treated differently nonetheless. to assert there is some biological drive that enforces my gender role is to assert that women have a gendered role. men do not see women as equal to them not because of biological reality - but instead because the core tenant of the patriarchy is that women aren't full, realized people.
we are told from a very young age to excuse misbehavior as a single man's choice - not all men. it is not all men, just that one guy. all women are gold-digging bitches who belong in the kitchen - but if a man is mean, bigoted, or violent to you, it's just that particular guy, and that means nothing about men-as-a-whole. it is only one guy who got mad when you gently rejected him. it is only one guy who warns her this trophy is heavy, are you sure you can hold it? it is only one guy who smashes her face into the cake. it is only one guy talking into a mic about hating our bodily autonomy.
i have just found that they often wait until the moment we actually seem to be upstaging them. you sit in a meeting where you're presenting your own findings and he says get me a coffee? or you run to the end of the marathon and are about to finish first and he pushes your kids out in front of you. you win the chess game and they make some comment akin to well, you're ugly away. we can be the billionaire and get the dream life and finally fucking do it and yet! still! they have this strange, visceral urge to say well actually, if you think you're so great -
it's not one just one guy. it's one in eight.
#posting my drafts#i want to stress im a taylor swift enjoyer. sorry.#also if someone wants to venmo me for the radfem hate i get daily i need like 60 bucks#someone stole my taylor swift official merch quarter zip :(#the point im specifically making in the tswift paragraphs i hope is clear which is like.#taylor is not threatening their ideas of masculinity or femininity. she is incredibly milquetoast. i mean i love her#but there's nothing about her that challenges the status quo. EXCEPT for her success.#and that's what pisses so many men off: the success.#so if THE VISION of white heteropatriarchy STILL is being treated this way.....#what do you think is happening to minority populations??#i just feel like be annoyed w/her about real things but being weird about her dating someone is like#soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking annoying. like ya know????#[said with the knowledge i need you to be soooo normal about how you interpret this entire piece and also these tags]
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the “We should get married so we can’t ever be forced to testify against each other” trope except it’s Bruce and Clark as a catch all for any/all crimes committed by Bruce (as a vigilante) Clark (usually as a party to vigilantism, but also all the lies/forgery to look human) and both of them (money laundering, fraud, etc committed to create and fund the Watchtower).
Because if one identity gets found out, it’s not hard to connect the dots. And if it ever came to a trial, or a military tribunal, no one would see spousal privilege being invoked by Batman & Superman coming. Not from a mile away.
#I’ve been watching too much suits lol#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superbat#clark kent#superman#like they’ve committed SO many crimes together#all it takes is one bullish politician in DC with an official inquiry#late night thoughts#Fic ideas
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda#they're very silly especially in retrospect#aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy#i'll do it but christ alive#my art#fanart#tgcf#tgcf fanart#tgcf spoilers#technically#also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#feng xin#hua cheng#...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases#every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse#my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence
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Red string of fate
Be strong, Niko
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#after the jenny and maxine thing she doesn't want to get involved but boy oh boy#also look at me once again coming up with silly magical things#i totally stole this idea from heaven official's blessing#also you might be wondering how come crystal doesn't know what this means#and i want to remind you that this girl had never heard of lilith before
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#quick doodle bc i couldn’t resist#this is literally them#also i love the idea of hc being an abstract menace standing behind xl#hualian#天官赐福#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#mxtx tgcf#mxtx#hualian fanart#tgcf hualian#heaven official's blessing#danmei#illustration#digital art#art#digital illustration#procreate#illustration art#digital artist#artist#fanart#illustrator
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The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#nightmare bonnie#nightmare chica#nightmare foxy#nightmare blunt rotation#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS#GUYS LISTEN I got this idea right before I fell asleep one night#like my mind combined the pieces together#and I just knew I’d have to draw it out#LIKE NO MATTER how dumb this pun is I had to let everyone know it#THIS IS THE OFFICIAL nightmare blunt rotation#it literally doesn’t get more of a ‘nightmare’ than this#Michael’s dreams weird af guys#this is the REAL ‘nightmare gas’ William Afton used#TBH I love the nightmares especially in this art#I didn’t know the nightmares were chill like that.. damn..
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i love the Smiling Critters as a cartoon concept and if it ever developed like mlp or something like that I can absolutely see something comical like this happening djkfskf
lesson at the end would probably be something about getting a healthy amount of sleep and staying on a good schedule jfhskf
#pastel doodles!#smiling critters#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#catnap#dogday#hoppy hopscotch#bubba bubbaphant#picky piggy#kickinchicken#craftycorn#bobby bearhug#wanted to write something about this but writer's block is an ass shjfhsf#also like the idea of a reverse scenario happening in contrast to the official cartoon short#the smiling critters wanna sleep and catnap is just like 'no. now drink your green tea.'
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Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#zutara au#kintsugi au#kintsugi#fire lord zuko#katara x zuko#zuko x katara#katara fanart#katara art#katara of the southern water tribe#zutara fanart#zutara art#Lore update!#Despite adopting Kintsugi as their official practice to promote cultural superiority; Kintsugi is not inherently Fire Nation#The other nations practice Kintsugi as well. Though ever since the War started it's much more uncommon to see outside of the Fire Nation#The Earth Kingdom seal their scars in bronze. The high nobles consider it to be unbecoming so it's much more common in the middle classes.#Kintsugi is much more well received in the SWT than it is up North. The NWT believe it to be barbaric. A foreign practice adopted by the...#...less civilised South. You can imagine the outrage and scorn Katara received when arriving North with a quite noticeable silver scar.#It is the seal of a Southern Warrior. She got hers during the same raid that took Kya. Hakoda himself has quite a few...#While Sokka tried to give himself a Kintsugi scar (it did NOT go well)#The Air Nomads didn't practice Kintsugi! Theirs was a naturalist approach. Your body is yours to cherish and protect just as it naturally is#These ideas were shared with me by some amazing people! If you have any headcanon or idea regarding this (or any) of my AUs let me know!#It makes me so happy to inspire you! Even if it's just a little. I'd love to hear all your thoughts and rambles!!!
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zl wedding (again)
#no idea who officiates but impa is the maid of honor and aryll is link's best (wo)man because she is alive and well obviously.#tulin is the ring bearer. they get the stable trotters to play for the reception. nothing bad happens to them ever again#in terms of location i like tarrey town better for ceremony aesthetics but the idea of a hateno beach reception is soooo appealing#SIGH. someday i will get to plan a real wedding instead of a fictional one god willing#skribbles#zelink#totk#botw
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(bad bunny voice) gege be careful..... the mosquitoes.....
#hc: whoever did that is so weird... omg... i'll set up traps right away#one of my many ideas from my 3 am phone notes doodles actualized i'm slowly working down the list#strange way to say hello but ok live your truth <3#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian
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c/w: yoga instructor!rafe being touchy & suggestive (is he even talking about yoga atp?) 18+ mdni!
wc: 890
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She signed up for the class in order to help her achy muscles relax a bit, not expecting the instructor to be so…hot (for the lack of better words).
Therefore, it was nearly impossible for her focus her attention on his directions since all she could concentrate on was the way his muscles would ripple under his shirt and his beefy forearms flex whenever he’d demonstrate a new pose with sweat glittering on his forehead.
He’d make rounds around class and help everyone get their form right and whenever he’d get to her, his hands would always linger for longer than necessary, making her assume she simply needed more assistance since she hadn’t really been paying attention when he was explaining it at the front.
“Clumsy little thing, huh?” he’d playfully mock her when she’d stumble on her feet the minute his hands weren’t supporting her.
He'd always correct her posture with a warm palm on her waist— pushing her forward with a soft press of his big hand against her back; tapping her thigh to get her to switch into a better position. Heady breaths tickling her ear when he'd mumble out advice on how to get the stretch to feel deeper, murmuring soft words of encouragement in a certain cadence that would make her tingle, something profound in her tummy flutter.
“This one’s a bit of a harder one but I know you can take it, yeah?”
“Shit, you’re getting so good at this.”
“You feel that?”
Then one day after class when nearly everyone’s left and there’s only a few people loitering around, gathering their things, Rafe pads over to her.
She’s in the midst of taking a sip from her water bottle and his tall frame approaching her makes her look up; he’s clad in a black pair of workout shorts and a dark grey t shirt. Her gaze stalls on the way his tongue pokes out to lick over his pillowy lips.
“Hey, so I thought I could go over that one pose with you one more time. Just so you really get it for next time, yeah?” He suggests, merely wanting to help out the poor girl who’s always struggling in the back of his class.
“Oh, um— sure,” she answers, embarrassment painting over her features because she knows exactly what he’s referring to; a specific position where she had toppled over and hit the floor, making Rafe’s eyes widen in concern and the other people around her gasp and ask if she was okay.
It didn’t really even hurt that much, she thinks. At least not as much as her flimsy ego that got bruised up in the midst of it all, trying to cover up how humiliated she had felt with a small laugh, climbing back up to stand on wobbly legs accompanied by a flushed face.
At this point they’re the only people left and she suddenly feels all too nervous because she’s never been alone with him before. Her inhales and exhales are turning labored, intractable. And she’s not sure whether her clamorous respiration is echoing in the empty room or in the empty halls of her mind. She mentally crosses her fingers and wishes it’s the latter, stepping on top of her shamrock-colored yoga mat.
“So, what you wanna do is concentrate your weight on this leg, so you don’t lose your balance,” he taps her right thigh and she nearly stumbles on her feet once again; the corners of his mouth tugging up. “And then bend the other one right here, you think you can do that?”
“Mhm,” she hums as she moves her limbs in the way he’s patiently instructing her to.
“Just like that,” blue hydrangea eyes are glued to her, making her think he can read right through her as she swallows at the praise.
“Then, you gotta lean your weight here,” he settles a hearty hand on her right upper arm, thumb mindlessly skating over her burning skin as she does just that.
“There you go, Bambi,” he murmurs and a pomegranate tinge blushes over her cheeks at the nickname, rounded eyes trying to blink away the haze that clouds over them.
“You feel it here?” His fingertips graze over her inner thigh and she manages a nod, limbs feeling mellow and spongy all of a sudden.
“Good, good,” he breathes out and her brain turns into a knotted ball of wool at his intoxicating proximity.
“And if you ever feel like you’re gonna fall, just focus on a specific spot on the floor or the wall or anything, it’ll help, alright?” The words sound almost gravelly when he rasps them out as his palms rest on her waist, strong arms steadying her.
“Okay…thanks,” she manages out, sucking in some air her lungs are screaming for since apparently, she’s forgotten how important breathing is.
He then pushes her forward a little, making her let out a small noise from the back of her throat in surprise. The sudden stretch of the position she’s now in making her gasp.
“I know, feels good, huh?”
“Uh— yeah,” she squeaks out, feeling the cotton material of her panties dampening at the way he’s speaking to her; her thoughts turning into something indecent, muddy...
#my brain has officially rotted to its core#im sorry but i need him bad#yoga instructor!rafe#I have no idea what this is#rafe cameron#rafe imagine#rafe obx#rafe outer banks#rafe smut#rafe x reader#outerbanks rafe#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x reader#rafe fanfiction#rafe fic#obx smut#rafe cameron obx#outer banks rafe#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron outer banks#rafe x y/n#obx fanfiction#obx#obx fic#rafe cameron au#rafe cameron scenarios#rafe cameron drabble#rafe cameron blurb#rafe cameron x y/n
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A procession of confessions.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan xichen#jin guangyao#lan wangji#When Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao flew into the scene I honestly had to hit pause and catch my breath.#I did not expect them to waltz in and start flirting with each other.#With this comic I have officially drawn all sides of 3zun doing something homoromantic with each other. Nice!#Lan flirting is offering to organize events. “Please...let me open up my planner...do you want to create a shared google calendar with me?”#“Oh...we will have to spend so many nights at a desk working out logistics. Do you want to see how good I can balance these accounts?”#Lan events probably have the best 'stayed within budget' reputation of all the clans.#What I mean to say is...Where are the Lan Wedding planner AUs? Actually scrap that: ALL the sects as rival wedding planners.#The Jins would do high end clients with huge budgets. Lans do traditional style weddings. Yunmeng Jiang promises fun and colour.#Sit with my vision for a moment. I'm going to move on to another topic but don't *not* marinate on that idea.#Pour one out for Lan Wangji. For having to sit through all this flirting and confessing while he ruins his own chances.#He will have to wait many years before living out his romantic fantasies. Until then...he must wait in the wings for his cue.
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If Rainbow Dash had whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣
#As long as I still have ideas I'll make these lmao#its funy#Lightning dust deserved more screentime#twilight sparkle#rarity#pinkie pie#applejack#lightning dust#spitfire#rainbow dash#scootaloo#daring do#fluttershy#mlp#pony posting#my little pony#friendship is magic#I had to cut discord saying he was gonna kill her for being with fluttershy lmao#also raven saying that she is not allowed to message celestia asking for an official title of “awesomest in equestria”#Scootaloo out here like “BE MY SISTER MOM PLEASE”#whatsapp series
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The Realm doodles of Sneeg and Ros!!
#the realm smp#sneegsnag#sneegsnag fanart#roscumber#roscumber fanart#the butterfly face is not my og idea- a ton of ppl on twt were doing it and I thought it’d look nice!#ros design is not official yet#but I want her to be the heart/diamonds suit#I think her Foolish and Owen would be Heart/diamonds#Sneeg Clown and Tango spades/clover#Fit is a mix of I feel heart and spade#still the Fools generally r tbd on their suites#they’re all gonna have some of each- these r just what’s gonna show mainly
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happy birthday my little emo boy... fucking whiny tsun...🤭🥰🤭🥰
#i dont have any investment shares to gift him for his bday but i can gift him shame ...#hes officially 44 now ... grandpa#this is giving me ideas#gotta do a middle age kaijou art cuz...???#eepyposting#if i hate this tmr then whatever#pilot art#violetshipping#puppyshipping#yugioh#yugioh kaiba#yugioh fanart#yugioh fandom#kaijou fanart#kaijou#yaoi fanart#yaoi bl#joey wheeler#jounouchi katsuya#jounouchi#illustration#digital art#anime art#anime fanart#ygo fanart#ygo#happy birthday kaiba
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