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when he… um- uh… wheeen…
#i’ll never be the same#what the fucking fuck#oh my god#been thinking a lot#about THIS#jouno my beloved#the hands. fuck you.#i hate him a lot really#no i don’t im lying
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pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death
#hello 🤙#it has been 84 years i am SO SORRY#im genuinely going to try to stick around this time!!#this may be a broken ass website but you people are lovely and i have missed you :3#anyWAY. VIDDY GAME#noah gaël gamer era#baldur’s gate 3 is not a video game it is a magical place that stores all my boyfriends#you can have this weirdo though i don’t want him#/lying#but he is still SO RUDE. TO MY TAV#every morning my tav wakes up and casts lesser restoration on himself and this is how astarion repays him?#worthless boy. mean and impolite#he keeps getting away with it because I’m still silly about him though :(#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 astarion#artists on tumblr#digital artist#illustrators on tumblr#noah.jpg
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I don't ever wanna render like this again screw that I'm going back to being lazy.
anyways I love manor drones how about you
#murder drones#serial designation n#cyn md#murder drones cynmurder#murder drones fanart#md cyn#serial designation N fanart#cyn fanart#im lying I will probably do this again idk#consistency? i don’t know her#also my poor attempt at trying to make something related to lore/slightly edgy
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Once upon a time
#I want them to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship 🥺🥺#ALSO WHAT?. SEASON 4 DROP OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT? AND WE GET SHADOWPEACH BACKSTORY CRUNBS???#can’t get over macaque’s face in That photo. I know what you are#I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THEM THOUGH UGHHHGFDO#like I have the model sheet for macaque and it shows him with his six ears and it says only to draw the six ears if extreme closeup but i#can’t find a single screen cap in the show with his six ears#I’d like to think wukong would have been one of the first ppl he’d show them to if he always has his glamor on them. PLS IT WOULD BE SO CUTE#like the glamor comes off his scar and someone pointed out his tail switching between black and white and a theory he’s using glamor on his#fur too. but he never ever takes the glamor off his ears which I want to believe is more than just the crew not drawing ‘em#I’m gonna be honest I’m only gonna watch season 4 when dub comes out but. that’s not gonna stop me from peeping the tags since I don’t under#understand the subs anyway.#first shadowpeach art too let’s gooooo. im so normal about them (lying)#my art#myart#Lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#six eared macaque#sun wukong#shadowpeach#lmk fanart#lmk wukong#lmk monkey king#lmk six eared macaque#lmk season 4 spoilers#lmk season 4#lmk spoilers
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FUCK YEAH HE SAID IT
VIVA CUBA LIBRE BABEY PATRIA Y VIDA FUCK LA DICTADURA!!!!! 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#you guys don’t understand#I already loved his character so much#this just makes him 1000x better#REPRESENTATION BABY!!!#i knew I liked him for a reason#this is actually so important because you never see cuban characters in media and so to have one on a show as popular as this one just.#it makes me so happy#guys im going insane#< lying#dead ass im actually so happy I can’t even#laura’s first vld#can you guys tell im from cuba. be honest.#reasons to love lance#< new tag#vld#voltron#voltron legendary defender#vld lance#cuba#<-🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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EMBARRASSING: Artist who enjoys drawing monsters and gore and body horror nearly actually passes out when confronted with poking herself with a ceramics tool and drawing one (1) bead of blood
#this has been happening to me lately and im so mad about it AHWJFBSKBFK#I didn’t USED! to be this sensitive about seeing BLOOD! WHAT HAPPENED HERE#kipspeak#I don’t even know what goes on in my brain it’s not that im scared of it. but i see it and my brain goes No We’re Lying Down Now.#get dizzy and sweaty idiot lie DOWN. we CANT HAVE A PAPERCUT
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comparing season 4 to a season 8 flashback.
#oc: Samura Jade#DONT COME FOR ME IM STILL ANIMATING#I PROMISE - LY <3#Ninjago screenshots#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago fandom#ninjago art#my art#art#fanart#lego ninjago fanart#these are more of edits due to using the posing but still hand drawn#ninjago oc#one thing about drawing the characters is in the earlier seasons they had breast lines#but in a lot of the newer seasons you don’t really see it#so I did the same with Jade because it just looked better
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(I managed to sleep for about 3 hours. ))
..I’m gonna try and sleep at least a little bit more.)
#I didn’t sleep long enough to dream so. small blessings#edit or I don’t think I did???? I don’t remember dreaming but I kinda ripped up my sheets.#usually that happens if im thrashing around.#anyway I fixed them so. im lying back down.
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Anon here who wrote about riding xaden’s abs - I actually had that thought while reading your kinktober works (which I love by the way). Hoping that situation could potentially make an appearance 😩
Hello again anon!! I am SO curious about which work specifically inspired this thought, or if it was a combo. Regardless, excellent time to tell me this because I was feeling a little down about them in general, and this helped. I can’t promise anything, but if it does happen, it’ll be in International Incident 4 (the only one that’s not already written) which involves dragon lust related incidents. I personally am having a vision…
#when i say i can’t promise anything im actually lying!!#this made me very excited and is therefore probably happening LMAO#helena's asks!#you don’t HAVE to tell me which fic…but you can if you want#was it body worship#bc i DID think about doing body worship the other way i can’t lie#anyway! let me know! and thank you for telling me!!
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for a long while i have wanted to make a yoglabs / mystery flesh pit crossover comic where our two idiots venture into The Orifice to not-so-consenually borrow some DNA & ballast samples and of course it’s all spooky and scary and ooooooh. but i cannot for the life of me imagine honeydew walking in there of his own accord, he would simply turn to xephos and say ‘WHAT IS THAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? I’M NOT GOING IN THERE WHAT IS THAT???’
#for the record i also think xephos would blab on and on about#‘ohhh honeydew there’s nothing to worry about everything’s reinforced its perfectly safe’#and then he gets two feet in there and is like actually maybe you go ahead . no im fine just lightheaded.#hed try sooo hard to act like it’s fine and then immediately has a panic attack#anyway if you don’t know what the fuck im talking about: don’t worry about it its fine. the pit is perfectly safe and normal (lying)#yogs#strad.txt
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its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously
#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to#im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but#because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of#exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something#and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh#and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing#because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant#even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still#its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn….#if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about#I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird#maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel#a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t#I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to#be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol#idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week#had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting#yapping#does this count as vent#vent#Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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im crying because in this moment silver was probably asking himself that same thing.
#HE MAKES ME ILL#who took away all of this poor boys self esteem like what made him believe that lilia and malleus hated him at all#ohhhh actually. maybe it was because lilia was leaving#oh my gosh it makes sense now#also we don’t talk enough about the fact that silver literally witnessed his own father debating on whether to kill him or not??#like oh my god. i would have a crisis too#and on the point of silver throwing all the love and care he got in his childhood out of the window#he also found out lilias been lying to him/hiding the truth from him his whole life#so i guess yeah he’s valid actually#im so glad he has sebek to pull him through it though#that moment was so sweet#why are they so family :( they all make each other better and happier and OUGHH 💚💚💚#found family my beloved#sorry i went on a rant in the tags there#twst spoilers#twst book 7 part 5 spoilers#twst posting#diasomnia brainrot#diasomnia posting
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Okay but before the justice league met the rest of the batfam I have a scenario
At one point one of the justice league, prolly Superman catches a ride with Batman for whatever reason and Superman being the goofy man he is, is getting awkward at the quiet notices a cd saying “the bat jams” and so he puts in the disc making a joke about Batman listening to heavy metal before B could even stop.
Superman isn’t sure what he expected but the blaring lyrics or barbie world is certainly not it, he looks over to B with shock written all over his face but Batman will not tell about the fact that the kids had contributed to make that cd for him as a joke, he will not risk the knowledge of his family getting out there, will not risk more potential danger to come there way, and honestly didn’t want to deal with the questions.
And so all he simply says is “mm good song”
Superman is FROZEN, he feels like he discovered a new layer of Batman but he still can’t believe that he owns a disc that’s called ‘the bat jams’ and has barbie world on it, he simply can’t process the information that has just been given to him.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#dc#dc comics#justice league#i CANT write for shit#this is just a little crack idea that formed in my head#I was making a Batman playlist#but the only song that’s in it is barbie world#I don’t know why#please don’t try to get answers#Superman later tells the rest and they simply do not belive him#JL: Batman? listening to barbie world?? I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world??? Clark you need some rest this is Batman we’re talking about#Superman: IM NOT LYING I SWEAR IT HAPPENED#Batman: *enters* what is happening?#Hal: Clark he was just tryna tell us you listen to barbie world? as if.#Batman: I don’t listen to music it’s a distraction from our work and is an interference#JL: see ? he doesn’t even listen to music crazy
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Keep thinking about the medal ceremony- if it’s public knowledge that it’s happening. What if Kim shows up to surprise/support Eddie and Marisol is already there and it happens in front of everyone 😬
Unlikely but I am gonna be tense until the truth comes out
#rip kim you don’t deserve the landslide of crazy coming your way#i hate lying in shows bc im always so tense until it gets revealed#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#7x09#911 speculation#technically#911 abc
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despite my previous post, I don’t know how to handle when people talk abt things I don’t know or understand bc I focus too hard on my own reactions so I don’t accidentally offend them bc there’s only so many times you can say “oh really?” before you sound sarcastic ‼️💥
#LIKE I DONT WANNA ONE RESPONSE THEM BC I HATE THAT TOO YKNOW !!#i get saur nervous#it’s an even tighter pickle when it’s a media I dislike bc I don’t like lying or being rude so I go into customer service mode#but usually I’m interested or like to hear without wanting to seek it out myself#but it’s one of those social skill (?) struggle moments where I don’t know what to do but I try . but end up nervous#job interview ass#‘’right! yeah. uh huh! really!’’ (I feel like the devil !!!)#ALSO THIS IS ALL WORSE IN PERSON BC I WILL NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT AND I THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK SOO BORED BUT IM JUST TRYING TO HEAR#ur honour im turning my ears toward you#also looking at peoples face make me feel exposed and I will immediately focus more on my position again#there is just too much work ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤮🤮🤮🤮#ive stopped trying with the eyes it’s too stressful my heart races#in my head I’m like And this is where I ask a specific question abt this part of the topic ! as if it’s a puzzle (it’s a puzzle to me)#i Hope i dont sound like a hypocrite I was mostly joking in my other post I think I’m aware of when I’m doing too much phphph
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