#no!!!! shut up!!!!!!
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goldensunset · 2 months ago
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mindboogling · 21 days ago
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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref
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taahko · 6 months ago
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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mroddmod · 2 months ago
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the queen of the disco or whatever
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maudiemoods · 4 months ago
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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erros429 · 7 months ago
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roommate texted this to me……..
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stairset · 5 months ago
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I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.
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regina-cordium · 5 months ago
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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everythingwasnormalhere · 6 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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aaronstveit · 10 months ago
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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churroach · 6 months ago
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Full of Desires
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bisexualsoup · 2 months ago
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yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother
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stuckinapril · 7 months ago
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deityofhearts · 4 months ago
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consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post
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hamletthedane · 1 year ago
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
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erros429 · 6 months ago
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no thoughts, just the absurd way the touden siblings pull items out of their clothes
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