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Der Krubi - Ich Hasse Den RB Leipzig (Official Music Video)
#ngl this is funny as hell#give him the orban trikot lmao#Krúbi#rb leipzig#rasenballsport leipzig#rbl#willi orban#Youtube
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There's always something happening in Naruto but it's never what you expect, honestly.
#naruto#naruto fanart#fanart#kakashi hatake#naruto uzumaki#tsunade senju#orochimaru#doodles#and boruto reference i guess???#y'all boruto is just fucking funny as hell sometimes ngl
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I had a dream Caleb was angry at me and he took off his bionic arm and threw it at my head.
#Im sad now ngl...why caleb Why#Now imagine he does that to a wanderer that would be funny as hell#loveanddeepspace#l&ds#lads#love and deepspace#caleb lads#caleb love and deepspace#lads caleb#love and deepspace caleb#lnds caleb#l&ds caleb#caleb lnds
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Wild, running into the room with the Nintendo Direct pulled up on his Shiekah Slate: Legend, I've got terrible news-
#poor ledge#it's funny as hell tho ngl#linked universe#the legend of zelda#nintendo direct#echoes of wisdom#bud says stuff
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are we the sins we have committed? are we the things we have endured? [...] who are we?
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#iwtv#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#vampterview#armand#louis#ldpdl#iwtv spoilers#mine#*24#its gonna be so joever soon its the eye of the hurricane rn#when u both are defined by your relationships to others and find a role and a purpose in them. the brother the lover the leader. OK.#if i have identity issues and YOU have identity issues... who's steering the relationship?? its still armand but at least they can pretend#sorryyy i'll stop posting abt this show soon. or at least for a little while. maybe. probably. add pensive face with its ass out emoji here#1 funny thing abt ep3 was that when they started talking abt good and evil i laughed out loud and said can we get fucking sartre in here#jesus christ. and then sartre was sitting right there and schooled them + told them to stfu. gagged me a bit ngl#also something something hell is other people we are trapped by others' perceptions of us their judgement enters our knowledge of ourselves#you get it. im gonna go build weird houses in ts4. goodbye
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i have been laughing about this fucking headline for three minutes
#männer ~die christian heißen~ verbieten#sorry you don‘t understand cinema#this is still funny as hell ngl#nasty read as well#& still rekord quoten so die mad#anyone got the full text? i need some light entertainment#tatort saarbrücken#spatort#adam schürk#das ende der nacht
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I hope they become friends later 😭
#my art#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 3#kingdom hearts 3 remind#Sora#Yozora#KH#KH3#I want Yozora and Sora to be besties ngl#I love Yozora a lot I wanna see more of him.#I love this tall ass bitch bro Sora is 5'3 and Yozora is so SO tall it's so funny#if they do become friends I'll come back to this post and redraw it as a full heart#hell if Yozora actually gets shown his original self and at the end they're cool then yeah I'll definitely redraw it
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Thinking ab the official artwork on the golden cassette tape and how everyone has a normal instrument they're playing that fits their personality
Then there's shane.
With what is presumably a rubber chicken.
#HES SO CRINGEFAIL ITS CRAZY#who invited bro to the band oh my god#this is genuinely funny as hell he WOULD do something like this ngl#RIP Shane Stardew valley you would've loved Weird Al Yankovic#look at that mischievous look on his face too#bro knows hes crazy#can you imagine what the band sounds like#like absolute heavenly melody interrupted by that thing SCREECHING
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i wish every sniper on the roof in this game a very [metal pipe sound]
#those stupid snipers fill me with a rage hell wishes it could witness#they’re all tough till i start chucking things at them#metal pipe I CHOOSE YOU#i find it kinda funny that i can just chuck metal pipes at people tho ngl#like here’s my giant f-you saw and my 1000 degree knife challenge and also this piece of rebar i found lying on the ground#who will win: sniper or random piece of metal scrap#lies of p#p#pinocchio#lies of p pinocchio#video game#neowiz#echosong971#art#digital art#fanart#lies of p art#lies of p fanart#video game art#meme
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do casual paralive fans even know that characters have twitter beef. kanata has allen blocked. both cozmez twins have zen blocked. kantaro has an alt where he vents and shit talks other characters. kenta has a parasocial relationship with ryu, they're not even mutuals. the only person kanata & nayuta follow (other than each other) is shiki
edit bc new stuff happened ever since anthem came out : dongha now follows every team leader Except for allen (however allen follows him). kantaros vent alt now only follows kei. hajun does not follow amprule (but chungsung follows him. shout out to family dramas). kei & rokuta are the only characters to not follow buraikan. the majority of akyr does not follow anyone from gklk (iori follows all, hokusai only follows shion). visty does not follow anyone in 1nm8. and to close it off, we have yet another gigantic L by mikoshiba kenta!! he now follows reo and yes. he is once again ignored.
#the last two is not beef i just think they're cute as hell#ESPECIALLY KENTA ONE. silly little guy#ngl the only reason why i want a tcw gklk meeting to happen is for kenta to meet ryu oh it'd be so funny#Oh and my personal fave is whenever dongha tweets something chungsung is on that shit IMMEDIATELY. Within 3 seconds it's liked & rted#Paradox live#nile talks
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you should post screenshots of all the marvel rivals magneto lore for those of us who don’t have the game 👀
"Max Eisenhardt was born with a near-limitless Mutant ability to manipulate magnetic fields. Suffering a lifetime of brutal persecution, Magneto made it his mission to ensure the survival of Mutantkind, no matter the cost. His unyielding crusade often puts him at odds with other Mutants who seek more peaceful ways to coexist with humanity. Magneto led the campaign to gather the planet's Mutant population and transport them decades into the future to a safe haven on the sentient island Krakoa, protecting his brethren from the growing dangers of the wider world."
magneto lore description + his signature :) i'll come back to reblog and add to this post as the rest of the stories are unlocked!
full Trial of Magneto story below the cut screenshotted AND typed up by Yours Truly
As he gazed off into the distance towards the line where the ocean met the sky, Magneto's cape fluttered gently in the calm breeze that was drifting across the coast of the sentient island nation of Krakoa. His was a life far longer than most people ever had the chance to live, and this was one of the few moments of true peace that he could recall. But he knew from experience it would not last for long. It never did.
"Something on your mind, old man?" a familiar voice asked from above, breaking the silence. As Magneto glanced up, there, hovering on the wind like a majestic goddess, was Ororo Munroe -- the Mutant weather manipulator known as Storm.
"Funny, isn't it," mused Magneto, "that we fought all those years for a better future for Mutantkind... and now we have finally found it, further in the future than any of us ever imagined."
Not so long ago, the sovereign nation of Krakoa had been swept up in a chronal storm -- a time-twisting anomaly that would have ripped the island to bits if not for Ororo's deft manipulation of its tumultuous currents. Instead of becoming lost in the timestream forever, Krakoa arrived safely on the other side of the tempest in the year 2099. The future that Mutantkind had always dreamed of was finally theirs to claim. And Magneto was never one to let such an auspicious opportunity pass him by.
"It matters not what century we are in," Storm said. "What matters is that our people have a home here on Krakoa, thanks to you, Erik..."
Magneto cringed as his old friend called him by his human name. True, he had gone by many of them over the decades -- Max Eisenhardt, Erik Lehnsherr, Magnus -- but they were monikers he had merely tolerated in order to better fit into a world where Homo Sapiens still believed themselves in control. Here, in this new era, he could choose a name that spoke to who he truly was. Magneto -- the Mutant Master of Magnetism.
"I may be leading the cause to find our fellow Mutants and bring them to this safe harbor, my dear," said Magneto, "but the success of this crusade cannot be attributed to one Mutant alone."
"You're damn right it can't, bub," a grizzled voice snarled from the edge of the jungle that bordered Krakoa's shore.
Magneto and Storm both turned to see a familiar figure walking out of a newly-blossomed Krakoan gate. The short, hairy figure looked as though he had just been to hell and back. And knowing Wolverine, that could very literally be the case. Alongside Wolverine stood a young Mutant, just old enough for her powers to begin manifesting.
"Found the kid who got sucked through that dimensional rift," Wolverine continued. "She's lucky I went in there after her. Limbo is no place for a new Mutant."
"I couldn't disagree more," another voice said, this one with a hint of a Russian accent. "This New Mutant has managed just fine there."
"Illyana? Can it truly be?!" Storm rushed over to the young woman who had just stepped through the gateway, instantly wrapping her in an embrace. For years, Illyana Rasputin, the Mutant teleporter known as Magik, had been like a daughter to Storm. Before she was claimed by the darkness of Limbo... Before...
"Nice to see you too, Windrider," said Magik with an uncomfortable smirk. "It's been... longer than I care to remember."
Magneto stepped towards the new arrival, not embracing her, but examining her closely instead. There was something strange about her. It was clear that she had walked a far different path than the Illyana Rasputin of his world. This child had been hardened by the horrors of war, something to which Magneto himself could closely relate.
"You are not the child we once knew," Magneto said. "But you are welcome here on Krakoa. All Mutants are, regardless from where or when they hail."
"How about people who grew up thinking they were Mutants, only to h ave their entire world turned upside down when they learned the truth years later...?"
Magneto audibly gasped as the question was asked by another woman who had just arrived through the Krakoan gateway. His gaze instantly shifted over to her as she walked forward. Her every step stirred ripples across his memory, for he had been there when she had taken her very first ones so many years ago.
"Wanda..."
"Hello, father," the Scarlet Witch said as she approached Magneto with a calm confidence that few had ever shown in his presence. She reached up and began to slowly remove Magneto's helmet, an action that would almost certainly be met with instant retaliation should anyone else attempt it. But Magneto stood as silent as solid steel, simply basking in the magic of his long lost daughter's company. His stoic expression softened as Wanda leaned in and gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek.
"How... How can you be here?" Magneto managed to say. He could bend Adamantium into any shape with his Mutant power, but these simple words were somehow nearly impossible to form.
"It took a bit of work," Wanda mused. "I'm not technically a Mutant like you, after all, which means Krakoa wouldn't normally let me through its gates. But a touch of chaos magic did the trick."
"What I meant to say is..."
"Oh..." Wanda's playful tone vanished faster than a stage magician's pet rabbit. "Your Wanda... She's gone, isn't she? I'm sorry... This must be difficult..."
"Quite the opposite," Magneto said, regaining his composure. "To see your face again, to hear your voice, to know that -- somewhere in this fast Multiverse a version of you has thrive -- is perhaps the least difficult thing I could ever conceive. It is all that any father ever wants."
"I wouldn't say I've been thriving, exactly," Wanda admitted. "I've been holding my own universe together by its threads for far too long. I truly believed that I was its only hope to survive."
"Like father, like daughter," chuckled Wolverine.
"But I've started to see the bigger picture," Wanda continued. "We're all fighting our own wars. The only chance we have of winning them and keeping ll of our universes intact is if we start fighting together."
"Speakin' of fightin', I'm late for a date with Natasha," Wolverine said. "We've got ourselves a tin-plated dictator that needs overthrowin'."
Magneto almost chastised Wolverine for entrenching himself in the petty squabbles between the humans of this era, but he paused for a moment and considered his daughter's words. Perhaps she was right. Perhaps his own war to preserve Mutantkind was just one battle of many, all of them equally important.
"Since Krakoa arrived in this future, my allegiance has been to Mutantkind alone," said Magneto. "I felt it best to isolate our people in order to protect them. But your words inspire me, my dear. It is clear that no Mutant is an island."
"Except Krakoa, da?" Magik chimed in playfully.
"In order to commit to such an alliance, however, it must be a mutually beneficial one," Magneto continued. "There are still Mutants out there, lost across space and time, who require out assistance in order to lead them home."
"That sounds like the perfect task for a Sorceress Supreme," Wanda said. "But I'll require your help. As fond as I am of your classic look, I think we're in need of use a helmet that's a bit more functional."
"Of course," Magneto said, raising his hand into the air. Within moments, tiny scraps of metal buried beneath the sand of Krakoa's beaches converged and reshaped themselves in a complex yet familiar device once worn by Charles Xavier himself -- Cerebro.
"If I recall, old school Cerebro was capable of tracking down Mutants anywhere in the world," said Wanda. "But a few arcane enhancements should expand the helmet's search area to include adjacent dimensions as well. Like you said, all Mutants are welcome here, regardless from where or when they hail."
"Well?" said Magik, her eyes burning with anticipation. "Try it on already, old man!"
The moment Magneto put on the helmet, he saw flashes of powerful Mutants scattered across the Multiverse. A telepathic ninja trapped in a strange world of unholy amusements. A king of the seas preparing to strike at the unsuspecting surface world. A powerful cosmic presence determined to burn the darkness out of the night sky. And thousands more, each yearning to defy fate and to find their place in an ever-shifting cavalcade of timelines and realities.
"There is much work to be done," Magneto said. "Far more than I expected. When do we begin?"
"No time better than the present..." said Magik. "Or the future, I guess. Wherever we are."
"You have given Mutants a gift this day, Wanda," Magneto said proudly. "Your efforts will not be forgotten."
"I'm going to hold you to that," Wanda replied. "And when the time comes, the army that you're about to gather may very well be the one that tips the balance in our favor."
"Then let this be a call to all Mutants across time and space," Magneto continued. "The gates of Krakoa are open to them. In the words of a dear old friend..."
"...to me, my X-Men."
#marvel rivals#magneto#snap chats#ngl im kinda bummed he did his signature in krakoan but also why the hell is it so perfect we got death the kid over here#its also funny how he apparnetly doesnt like his human names but he signs off with max eisenhardt anyway. lol.#girl you can put magneto if you want who gaf#also do you see what i mean when i said theres like. A Weird Distancing of charles#like girl where is he ... what happened ... no mention of what happened to him he just not here ...#why the hell is cerebro in pieces ... erik did you come to the beach specifically because you knew the cerebro pieces were here#in the words of my brother 'whenever one of them [erik/charles] is on a beach nothing good happens' jveaLVKJEAVJE#anyway ! please enjoy and lemme know yalls thoughts if you have any#if you want me to get anything else from the game let me know :] i can get videos too if youre tryna get a clip of something
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the fucking whiplash i got from going into a Liam O'Brien induced crying session on the couch to cackling at the crown keepers not knowing shit
#dorym#rosi shitposts#critical role#bells hells#crown keepers#cr c3 spoilers#cr c3e92#CROWN KEEPERS ARE BACK BABEY#TWO FUCKING YEARS SINCE WE GOT THEM AT THE TABLE#my husband (dorian) and my bestie (opal) have returned from the war (2 yrs of no content)#ngl its so funny how serious but unserious their situation is compared to bells hells#like yeah its bad but... we all saw the last ep#orym of the air ashari#cr orym#liam o'brien#dorian storm#cr opal#dariax zaveon#fy'ra rai#morrighan ferus#robbie daymond#aimee carrero#matt mercer#anjali bhimani
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moon n ballora
#my art#daycare attendant#dca fandom#moondrop#ballora#sorry to all the sl fans who r sick of hearing about the daycare attendant HFJSJGKDJG#anyway its real funny how i can draw the dca at a side view fairly well but ballora? fucking impossible#i wanted to keep it more in line w/ her canon design bc then otherwise moon would look weird but UGHHH i did NOT draw her well#this drawing is like. roughly a month old by now? but i wanted to post something#i havent been drawing as much bc of art block hell!!!!!! so if posts r slower thats why#i did go through my hundreds of drafts to put some posts in the queue though so those will be going for roughly 2 months at the current rat#theres still... a lot of posts in my drafts though... oops#also. did you guys hear that theyre making a whole ass dca pin set#the dca is like the perfect cash cow of merch now. pisses me off a little ngl HFJZJFKSJG#gonna be fun to see them release product after product as the masses go crazy over it again and again#im being kind of negative i know but. god#im honestly just posting this as an excuse to rant about it without making a whole post for it HFKZJFKD#i fucking knew this was gonna happen but man! it still sucks#anyway uhh if youre gonna buy merch buy fanmade stuff and bootlegs instead!#be aware of where your money is going!#... that's all i'll say about it
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There's nothing more fun than filling an entire doodle page of your favorite car salesman :]
#my art#doodles#fan art#art#deltarune#xiakeik arts#spamton g spamton#addison spamton#spamton#jevil deltarune#spamton deltarune#doodle page#im posting this as a “filler” ngl bc i have other projects i will post soon its just that i got a busy life rn so it'll take a bit#it'll be a shitpost but hopefully a funny one at that#you can thank the YT spamton playlists for that onr#also i hope whoever sees this understands some of the references im making with certain doodles bc holy hell they live in my mind rent free
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Regarding the new Aizen and Urahara information, the only ways Aizen can know Urahara before Yoruichi (considering that KisuYoru are childhood friends) are the following:
1. Aizen is way older than we think and has been keeping tabs on everyone. (I'd rather not lean towards this theory because it will further prove that he has no qualms stalking children. As much as I am aware that Aizen has no regards for moralities, this is just too much for my taste. Not that Kubo should care, of course.)
2. Aizen and Urahara could be relatives or siblings even. Sōsuke and Kisuke? I know that -suke is a common name among Japanese men, but these two have abundance of similarities that are hard to ignore. Both are intellectuals, loves doing research and experimentation, can be seen relying more on Kidō and Zanjutsu despite being an all-rounder, knows the truth about the Soul King. I thought that Kubo wrote them that way to demonstrate the difference in philosophies of "Superman" (Aizen, acting beyond good and evil) and "Last Man" (Urahara, a passive nihilist) by Nietzsche, but it seems that the author is cooking more.
#cook more kubo#but pls dont retcon the plot#bleach#aizen sousuke#sosuke aizen#urahara kisuke#kisuke urahara#tite kubo#ngl as much i lowkey ship aizen and urahara it would be a fcking banger if they are siblings#would be funny as hell that everything that happened in SS was bc of some SIBLING RIVALRY#it's bleach
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I'm sorry but after getting a good look at Aaron and Miles G's Prowler suits, I can't help burst out laughing. You got Miles G coming out with the popped collar bomber jacket, spray-painted icon and wearing air jordan 1 utility nikes and some kind of LED mask with respirators that closes back over his neck idk? But then you got Aaron wearing the most party city ass ghost costume with the veggietales larry-boy's mask and the Papyrus cape and I just can't-
#i just think it's so funny since the spider people seem to have the whole spandex thing with some minor alternations#but with the prowlers it's “cool as hell” or it's “cool but kinda fucking goofy ngl”#spiderverse#astv#satsv#miles morales#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#miles g morales#aaron davis#prowler
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