#new players welcome!

[brunetta6blog]

Calling all Curse of Strahd enjoyers! (Posted on 6/16/24)

I'm hosting a game on StartPlaying on Tuesday nights (@8pm-11pm EST) for $20 a week! If you want to participate, or have any friends that are willing to spend a little money for a DM with 10+ years experience that loves roleplay and character development and gothic horror, click the link and join us!

Session 0 is on June 25th!

LGBT+ friendly! Hope you can make it. :3

[bacchuschucklefuck]

soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now… 

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

[Before Raheem went on loan to Arsenal]

Raheem: You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"

Raheem, pointing around Chelsea's dressing room: NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

[larsnicklas]

2023-24 NHL SEASON SNAPSHOT MOMENTS ↪ WASHINGTON CAPITALS @ ANAHEIM DUCKS

TOM WILSON completes his first career hat trick in his 700th game. His third goal was the game winner as the Capitals defeated the Ducks by a final score of 5-4.

[stupidrant]

I MISS YOU 😭😭 I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY 🖤🖤🖤 MY NUMBER ONE ANGRBODA BLOG. A MAGIC SPELL FOR YOU 🪄 HOCUS POCUS BETTER THINGS ARE COMINH YOUR WAY 🪄 WE ARE GOING TO SEE RESURGENCE OF ANGRBODA LOVE SOON 🪄

The stuff you guys say warms my heart to no end 😭😭💜💜💜💜💜 Im forever grateful to have you all beside me

[haveyouusedthispokemon]

Hoenn is all queued up!

[alaskashigh]

the wttt to hockey pipeline is so fucking real. i came into this fandom not giving a fuck about any sports and now i’m a diehard hockey, baseball, and football fan?? wtf

[sheisburiedhere]

Masterlist φ(^∇^ )

Doki Doki Switcheroo

Satori

Interrogation

How the boys react to you being really horny

Natsuko

The Closet

How the boys react to you being really horny

Yuuri

Mateo

Mr. President

New Player Series

#1

Advice from The Boys

Tips on how to get rid of bugs by Mateo

Welcome home

Wally Darling

Welcome Neighbor

How he reacts to you giving him kisses

How he reacts to you giving him kisses - Part 2- Teaching him hot to kiss

Home

Nice to meet you Home!

Y/N Sweetheart Neighbourhood Randoms

#1

#2

#3

The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey

Andrew Graves

The GraveRobber

#1

#2

[lem0nademouth]

OKAY my complaints re: the new dnd phb/dms guide

(almost) everything is worse.

prepared casting across the board? AMAZING. PERFECT. but of course we can’t have nice things, so it has to be unnecessarily complicated. 5/10.

incorporating a bunch of stuff from tasha’s as core rules? AMAZING. LOVE IT. oh wait - replacing old core rules with tasha’s rules? like, fundamentally changing several classes? well fuck. 3/10.

no more half elves or half orcs? fuck you dude. 0/10.

“race” is now “species”. 10/10 no notes it should have always been this way.

completely and utterly fumbling the bag on rangers? -1000000/10. why is it so impossible for wotc to get rangers right. what do y’all have against rangers. is it the fact that DMs have to put in a modicum of work to fully utilize rangers? is it that the lead writers at wotc don’t enjoy or prioritize exploration and survival elements of dnd? is it a weird complex about ttrpg players not being “outdoor kids”? listen. i was a camp counselor for many years. my first dnd character was a ranger, because rangers are the camp counselors of dnd. rangers keep everyone alive long enough to actually go on the adventure. my ranger tav in bg3 is the most powerful member of the party without question. i don’t get the fundamental misunderstanding of what a ranger is and im sure it traces back to some deep seeded misogyny or elitism or something, as these things often do - but it has got to fucking stop. i know this is the most unimportant thing to concern myself with at the moment, but honestly the unimportance of it all makes me that much angrier. we’re not doing rocket science over here. we’re playing the lord of the rings dice game. so why is it so difficult for a TEAM of people to create a character that people want to play? i could write an essay on the way recent editions of dnd have ruined the ranger and atp i might have to.

in short: i won’t be playing the new edition, but i’ll probably incorporate some of it into my 5e stuff. 5e is still my baby and theres nothing about the new rules that feel like a drastic enough improvement to switch over completely. try harder next time wotc!

[analogboii]

u give bad bitch like i feel like if i saw you on the street i'd be intimidated

i think this is literally the best compliment ive ever received 😭🙏

im just five foot and one inch of pure rage 😌 (but i swear im nicer than i look 💀)

[tunneleyedmedia]

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Timo Meier during warmups

First time back in San Jose after being traded to New Jersey

2.27.24

[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Declan: Shit, we need a distraction. Raz, go stand over there.

Raheem: Where they can fucking see me??

Ben: Your ass will distract them long enough for us to get the jump on them.

Raheem:

[capnseriouslycanadian]

baby’s first roadtrip 🛫 (via NYR on twitter)

[valeriefauxnom]

Hey big fan. How tall do you think the androids in DL are?

Not gonna lie, it's always a bit shocking to hear one has made anything to earn a 'big fan', but thank you very much nonetheless!

As for your actual question, though, I think they're roughly about human height, judging by art? Of course I've gone over how art sometimes varied wildly in height, but as mentioned in that post if you have seen that, Dragalia did seem to try and keep a 'comparison heights' straight, at least. They might not have kept straight if Euden was 4'11 or 5'9 but he was shorter than Ranzal and Luca, etc.

And what we see in the wyrmprints, they seem consistently human in size:

(Well, these are both with sylvans, but sylvans are human in height as well, ears notwithstanding, so the point stands).

As funny as it might have been if every android was big or really tiny, I think it probably makes sense that, being created and wished for them to be 'humans' by Maestro, they resemble humanity as much as possible.

Now, just because Laxi, Mascula, and the androids from their era are human sized, others might not be.

They're a recreation of the older models in another case of Dragalia's humans trying to resurrect older tech, the same tech that made the dragons Very Displeased 1k years ago.

Now, Eireene and Finni, who unfortunately have among my personal least favorite designs in Dragalia, don't really give any indication either of being a wildly different size than Laxi or Mascula. Like this art here, where they are about the same size as Laxi and in a similar 'dwarfed by Ranzal' category most everyone falls into to varying degrees.

That doesn't mean there aren't standouts.

Anassa, for example, seems to carry a much bigger presence in her art. Being something of a commander and command center for the 1k year old model androids, it stands to reason she might have more weapons built in, more data processors, or other things in greater quantity. While we don't have a model or comparative art to truly say for certain that she is bigger, she certainly looks it.

(Does she even have legs??? Is she a roomba that would be foiled by anything over a 15° incline or a sudden height change, ex, stairs??? I mean yeah, doesn't she fly and drop down the one time, but even then, there's any number of environments that might make it awkward or impossible to use it to navigate a hazard.)

Ahem. Anyways, the point is that the general androids, be it Maestro's recreations or their elder Nier:Dragalia -er, Ex Machina, a part of the Humanoid Liberation Agency/the ones living in the sky, seem to be human sized. But there might be a few special model ones out there like Anassa who serve a unique and important purpose to justify the time, energy, and resources designing and creating them to fulfill their goal.

Now, admittedly, androids in Dragalia would be a weak point in my general knowledge since they never really quite struck a chord with me enough to inspire a fixation on them, but yeah, as far as I can tell, they're human-sized with perhaps some rare exceptions. The most I can say that might not be wholly normal is their apparent tendency towards a sort of gaunt build, which, to be fair, it's not exactly as if they can build muscle to change that.

Hopefully that answered your question satisfactorily!

[madmilkproductionplant]

Look bud, i ain't exactly proud to be comin' ta ya of all people but im hella bored and can't sleep, why dont'cha gimme something to do huh? Since ya do appear ta have more ideas than me

- Blu scout

what’s up hot rod! finally decided to eat ya pride and come crawlin’ over to RED huh? did my cocksucking invitation in my pinned lure you in?

tell ya what. let me know what kinda things you’re into, doesn’t have to be a long list, just give me some parameters, lemme get inside that thick skull of yours and i’ll cook up some real nice instructions for ya. how’s that sound, BLU boy?

[terrified-spider]

I finally painted a couple miniatures again (:

I'm working on expanding my mini collection to include more NPCs/stock enemies for my games, and wolves are abundant in Ravenloft.

These are the Pathfinder Deepcuts Timberwolves (: