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So You Just Killed Palpatine
In Which, Much To Obi-Wan Kenobi's Surprise, While Dealing With The Consequences of One's Own Action's Can Be A Lot, It Isn't Always Entirely A Bad Thing
originally inspired by this and this from anon and husborth Part One, Part Two, Part Three ... Part Fo ... uh ... there's memes somewhere... Anyway Here's Part Five:
Obi-Wan blinked awake, head cloudy and body heavy, as if under unusually high gravity. But no, there was the all-too-recognizable ceiling of the temple healing halls, its mosaic ceiling drifting in lazy, clockwise circles.
What did I do this time? Wait, there was something I had to tell the rest of the Jedi...something important...
Oh dear, he was on the good painkillers, wasn't he?
“Obi-Wan?” someone familiar asked, voice and force presence ringing with a startling jab of hope.
“Bant?” he tried to reply, only to be met with burning pain in his throat. The only thing he managed to get out was an unintelligible coughing fit which pulled sharply at his gut.
“Take it easy!” she urged, moving into his blurry line of sight. “You’ve had extensive abdominal surgery, and your throat was — was crushed rather severely — it’s going to take more time for the grafts to heal.”
Obi-Wan nodded, chastened, before cautiously starting the process of pushing himself up in bed, Bant hovering nervously all the while. The effort made his muscles ache and the room spin faster, but things settled down once he was sitting up.
He looked around, sagging in relief at a small oily handprint on one of the otherwise sterile visitor chairs. Anakin had been here recently, and was in good enough health to be tinkering. Good, that was good. That was important.
He suddenly realized half his vision was obscured and sluggishly raised a hand to his face, only to find heavy cloth.
“I’m sorry, we weren’t able to save your eye,” Bant said softly. “Once you’re a little more healed we can discuss artificial or bioengineered replacement options.”
She plucked a cup off a counter overcrowded with a dizzying array of flowers. “Here, drink some of this if you’re feeling up to it, it’ll make talking a little easier.”
Obi-Wan accepted the drink, only to feel it slide out of numb hands. Bant gently closed her hands around his, helping to guide the drink to his lips. He grimaced at the taste.
“Bacta infused water,” she apologized. “You’re going to be drinking bacta infused liquids for some time, I’m afraid.”
A wave of exhaustion swept over him and Bant set the cup down as Obi-Wan sagged.
“Anakin?” he managed to rasp out.
“Anakin’s fine, he’s completely safe,” Bant said with a comforting squeeze of his shoulder. “He’ll be annoyed to know he missed you waking up, he very much wanted to be there.”
Obi-Wan was going to say something else, but sleep dragged him under first.
//
Obi-Wan opened his eyes — his eye — to the sight of Quinlan Vos scowling over a datapad. The dark spot on the left side of his vision was more noticeable than before. What the kriff did I do to myself?
He shifted, irritated at how lethargically his body responded. The pad fell to the ground with a clatter as Quinlan lurched towards the bed.
“Obi-Wan! Hold on, let me — you’re supposed to have the water before you try to talk.”
Quinlan helped hold up a cup and straw so Obi-Wan could take several short sips of the unpleasantly viscous and vaguely pineapple flavored water.
“How are you feeling?” Quinlan asked, hovering with uncharacteristic anxiousness.
Obi-Wan paused to think. “Weak,” he replied in a hoarse whisper. “How long have I been...”
Guilt flashed over Vos’s face. “You were in and out of Bacta tanks and surgery for a full two weeks. And then another week in an induced coma. And then another week in a self-healing trance. You had...a lot of internal injuries. I’m so sorry Obi-Wan—this is all my fault.”
Obi-Wan stared at Quinlan blankly for a moment. His face helped the memories to start trickling in.
"Yes..." he said slowly. "Yes — you knocked on my door... you said... Vos... please just... just tell me if I hallucinated anything — did I try to assassinate the Chancellor of the Republic?"
"I'd say you succeeded," Quinlan replied, half-smiling, half-grimacing.
"Did I — did we think he was a pedophile, only—”
He had to pause, throat burning as he fought a coughing fit. He swallowed more disgustingly flavored water before finishing the thought.
“—only to discover that he was in fact not sexually grooming Anakin, but was doing a number of other terrible things? And did he... did he — did he electrocute me...”
Obi-Wan’s voice trailed off and he took several more sips, throat filled with an uncomfortable fizzing sensation.
Quinlan nodded, wincing. “I mean parts of that you know better than me but yeah, that matches with what I understand.”
“Hm.” Obi-Wan finished the cup, mulling it over.
Quinlan Vos muttered something under his breath that Obi-Wan couldn't quite make out, but the word "dramatic" almost definitely featured.
Grey crept in around the corners of his vision, then black.
//
When he opened his eyes — his eye, he'd have to get used to that — next, he was greeted by a convenient and increasingly familiar cup at his bedside, as well as Master Windu. Obi-Wan quickly reached for the water, clutching it in both hands and taking a long drink.
Spurred on by the sight of the Master of the Order, he also reached for the urgent thought from earlier, wanting to get it out before he slipped back under —
“Chancellor Palpatine’s a Sith Lord!!”
The corners of Mace’s eyes crinkled. “Yes, Knight Kenobi," he said. "We’re aware of that now. You’ve proved it to be the case quite publicly. And ended the threat with remarkable... thoroughness.”
Obi-Wan head fell back. “A Sith Lord... the Chancellor!” he said in amazement. He was relieved to find his throat only barely twinging at his outburst.
“It truly stretches the imagination,” Mace agreed tolerantly.
“You’re telling me!” Obi-Wan took another long drink, head spinning.
Master Windu smoothed a crease from his robe before saying, with extreme delicacy, “I don't wish to pressure you into speaking before you've healed... but I admit, we’ve all been wondering how exactly you knew.”
"He force choked me and electrocuted me with Sith Lightning. Lighting! I thought that was a myth!” He drained the cup, hands shaking slightly.
“Yes,” Mace said quietly. “The healers were amazed you survived so long... let alone had the strength to fight back with such strength. We’re all extremely grateful to the Force for keeping you alive long enough for us to reach you.”
Obi-Wan made a mental note to feel grateful later, but his mental space was a bit of a mess at the moment, and he wasn't entirely certain he had filed it away correctly.
Master Windu sighed. “We would have been there sooner but I’m afraid none of us had any idea that you were going to confront a Sith.” A twinge of reproach crept into Windu's voice, but Obi-Wan set it aside along with the gratitude, to be examined at some later date. Ideally when his head felt less full of bantha wool.
“I had no idea,” Obi-Wan said numbly.
“Well you figured it out before the Council at least,” Mace replied, not without humor.
He couldn't help but snort. “Yes, because he shot lightning at me. I mean the force choking happened first but... lightning. Lightning!”
Lines formed between Master Windu's brows as he looked down at him. “As much as it pains me, I understand the risk assessment in not telling the High Council about a Sith Chancellor of the Republic, and goading a public fight was probably the best political move possible. But why start the confrontation so privately? It seemed rather — apologies, we can debrief on that when you're rested. I presume you were trying to get a confession about the droid and clone armies?”
Obi-Wan stared at Mace Windu wide-eyed.
“The what.”
The lines on Master Windu’s face deepened. “The... Kamonian clone army — the clones of Jango Fett...”
Obi-Wan’s eyes got wider. “Jango Fett—you mean Galidrean Jango Fett? The Jedi Killer? Palpatine made a clone army of him?”
Mace was silent for a long while, staring at Obi-Wan as though he were a particularly concerning puzzle. Obi-Wan chewed on the straw, mind wandering to whether or not it would be appropriate to ask Master Windu for a refill. As unpleasant as the flavor was, the fizzing did make his throat feel better.
“Knight Kenobi...” Mace finally said, speaking very slowly. “Do you remember why Chancellor Palpatine attacked you? The soul healers were quite certain the Sith Lord didn’t breach your inner shields but I think you might be suffering from some memory loss...”
His left eye itched; he resisted the urge to reach for it. Obi-Wan sank further into the cushions behind him, trying to think. Were there gaps in his memory? No, as usual, it all seemed a fairly clear path from Quinlan Vos knocking on his door to Obi-Wan ending up unconscious in the healing halls.
“Why Palpatine starting attacking?" he mused. "I suppose he wasn't going to just dance around forever — force, when he dodged my blaster shot, I simply could not understand how — it all happened so fast, but the next thing I knew I was pinned against the wall by a Dark —”
“Stop,” Master Windu ordered, raising his hand. He took a deep breath, radiating calm into the force.
“Do you remember what Palpatine said immediately before you shot him?” he asked patiently.
Obi-Wan shifted, feeling a pang of awkwardness as he muttered the answer guiltily under his breath.
“I’m sorry, Knight Kenobi, I didn’t quite catch that.”
“He said, ah, ‘you’re a Jedi’ and ‘you can’t kill an unarmed man.’”
Mace Windu stared at Obi-Wan.
There was a long pause while Obi-Wan fidgeted with the straw. He was starting to feel that perhaps his thoughts were even less clear than he had assumed them to be, and he was not handling this conversation particularly well.
Windu took another deep breath, radiating slightly less calm then before.
“Knight Kenobi. Why did you shoot the Chancellor of the Republic?”
“...I was trying to kill him,” Obi-Wan said, looking down.
“Why?”
Obi-Wan mumbled.
“Kenobi, speak clearly.”
“Well—ah—it actually turns out that I had misunderstood...I mean it had certainly seemed like...but he wasn’t actually...doing exactly what I thought...”
Windu stared at the recumbent Knight, who flushed.
It occurred to Obi-Wan for the first time, that, considering his plan of running away and becoming a bounty hunter was no longer possible nor, perhaps necessary, he could have misrepresented some of the timeline of events vis a vis sith slaying. Or better yet, pretended to have memory loss.
In his defense, the whole experience had been extremely unnerving! For all that weeks had clearly elapsed for everyone else, Obi-Wan was still processing Chancellor Palpatine shooting lightning out of his fingers.
A wave of exhaustion flooded over him, and he sank into it with relief, recognizing now the sickly sweet painkillers pulsing through his blood, clouding his thoughts and pulling him under.
//
Unfortunately, Mace Windu was still there when he woke up. Kriff.
He opened his mouth to try and backtrack, but Windu raised his hand, cutting off any poorly thought out explanations.
Master Windu took a deep breath, radiating very little calm by this point.
“Let me get this clear. Nod if yes, shake your head if no, did you go into the Chancellor’s office with the intent to assassinate the Chancellor of the Republic?”
Obi-Wan nodded.
“Did you know he was a Sith before you went into his office?”
Obi-Wan shook his head.
“Did you suspect he was a Sith?" Mace asked, slightly desperate.
Obi-Wan shook his head, cringing in apology.
“Before you went into the Chancellor’s office, were you aware that he was working with the Kaminoians to commission a clone army?”
Obi-Wan shook his head, biting back questions.
“Did you know he was working with the trade federation to commission a droid army?”
Another no.
“Did you suspect anything about these armies? Anything about a larger plot to destabilize the Republic? Destroy the Jedi? Become Emperor?”
Obi-Wan shook his head at each question, eyes widening with shock.
Mace Windu was radiating absolutely no calm at this point.
“Knight Kenobi...” he asked with a pained expression. “Did you... attempt to assassinate the Chancellor of the republic for personal reasons born out of some sort of misunderstanding? Only to inadvertently save the Republic?”
“I mean once I found out that he was a Sith... I of course changed tactics... and personal is a bit... but... that... Well. More or less sums the situation up, yes.”
Mace WIndu stared at Obi-Wan Kenobi, who wasn’t sure if he should keep talking or not. He didn't entirely trust his ability to explain things well at the moment, and ultimately decided to err on the side of silence.
Obi-Wan vaguely wished he could slip into sleep, but was fairly sure that it would be rude and possibly obvious to do twice in one conversation. His throat itched and he considered once again asking for more water, ultimately deciding against it.
Minutes passed, Master Windu staring blankly at the wall above Obi-Wan’s shoulders, while Obi-Wan's mind started to wander.
Who on earth had been paying to feed a clone army? How was Quinlan doing at getting Anakin to brush his teeth? Am I going to prison? Ohh that’s why the force was so insistent on killing Palpatine. Maybe that would help explain things to Master Windu? Though 'the force told me to' is generally not considered a good excuse, in of itself, for acts of violence...though this is a rather unique situation...
Eventually Master Plo walked in, letting out a pleased noise.
“There he is! The Hero of the Republic!”
Mace Windu closed his eyes.
“Is that what they’re calling me?” Obi-Wan asked weakly, when it became clear Master Windu wasn’t ready to address everything wrong with that.
“Oh! Your drink is empty! Mace, Vokara was very clear with her instructions!” Master Plo scolded.
Mace Windu didn’t reply.
Plo-Koon snatched the cup, filling it up from a pitcher across the room and talking boisterously. “Well, the public is throwing around a lot of titles, but since you already had Sith Slayer...”
“Oh dear,” Obi-Wan said faintly, accepting the terrible water and drinking it for lack of anything better to do.
Plo-Koon patted him on the shoulder reassuringly. “I’m afraid to tell you it’s going to be very difficult for you to dodge commendations for your actions. Now that you’re awake you’re going to be faced with quite a backlog of requests for ceremonies and interviews—”
Obi-Wan choked. “Ceremonies?” he repeated in a higher pitch. He snuck a look at Master Windu. His eyes were closed, though he didn't appear to be meditating.
That probably wasn't a good sign.
"Yes, ceremonies," Plo-Koon said with far too much relish. "Turns out there are quite a lot of old traditions on the books regarding —"
Master Healer Vokara Che entered the room at brisk pace. “I thought I heard voices — I will remind you that before he is the ‘Sith Slayer Returned’ or ‘The True Chosen One’ or any such nonsense he is first and foremost my patient.”
She gave a sharp look to both Council Members. Plo-Koon nodded contritely while Master Windu continued to not say or do anything.
“The — no, no Anakin’s the chosen one —" Obi-Wan sputtered. "Anakin’s the reason — people aren’t actually calling me that, right?” he asked, drugs doing an admirable job at suppressing the panic he was fairly sure he was going to feel later. The device in Master Che's hand beeped faintly in answer.
“That and more, young Kenobi,” another familiar voice suddenly added, below his field of vision. “To collect your honors, expect to survive, you did not, mmn?”
“Master Yoda! No, I—I really didn’t expect... any honors... at most I was hoping that people would understand...” Obi-Wan protested weakly, shooting Windu a beseeching look which yet again failed to garner a response.
Che rolled her eyes, flipping a lek behind her somewhat sarcastically as she attached a glowing device to his chest. "Of course you didn't."
He barely refrained from wincing as several needles bit into him.
“Perhaps we would have had a better chance of understanding had you left us any of your evidence,” Master Koon chided gently.
“Put together the pieces we did, in our time,” Yoda added, hopping up on the nightstand to affectionately poke his shoulder.
Obi-Wan leaned back, feeling increasingly light-headed.
“Your vitals look good, all things considered,” Master Che said, sounding smug. “You should be back to getting into trouble in a year or so.”
Obi-Wan jerked his head in her direction, aghast. “A year?!”
“Busy, you will be, if work you wish. A seat, open there is for you. Comfortable chair, good company, important duties.”
Master Windu’s eyes squeezed further closed.
“What?” Obi-Wan asked, bewildered.
The healer scowled. “You were bleeding heavily into more or less all your major organs, including your brain. Really, it would be faster for me to list organs that weren't damaged. The fact that you recovered at all is only because Master Gallia conducted ill-advised on-scene amateur healing—"
"Is she alright?" Obi-Wan asked.
"—ill-advised, but successfully non-self-detrimental amateur healing, and I’m a miracle worker, and, credit where credit is due, you’re a stubborn bastard; not to mention your padawan has far too much energy to throw around — you really should consider enrolling him some healer’s courses—”
“Is he alright?” Obi-Wan asked, more urgently.
“He’s fine,” Master Plo reassured him with a gentle hand on the shoulder. “Everyone is fine except for you. He just tired himself out a few times, but Knight Vos has been keeping a close eye on him, and Anakin understands that the best thing at this point is to let you heal under your own power."
“Can I see him?” he asked. His voice was growing hoarse despite the dutifully refilled cup.
Vokara’s face softened. “Of course. He’ll be stopping by after class, in another hour or so. He’s been very punctual.”
“Master Windu? Alright are you? Silent, you have been.” Mace flinched upon being prodded with a stick. He opened his eyes, pinning Knight Kenobi with a steely gaze. Obi-Wan shrunk back, but Windu just sighed.
“You...” he trailed off. He stood up slowly, as if the movement pained him.
"I —" he said authoritatively, quieting the room. "—am taking a sabbatical. Call me when—” Windu gestured vaguely. “—you all sort out this mess.”
He walked out.
A long moment passed. “What did you tell him?” Master Plo finally asked in a hushed whisper.
"Ah..." Obi-Wan paused, limbs heavy with fatigue. "Well — you see— " He closed his eyes, feeling slightly cowardly as he did so.
//
When he opened them again, the light hadn't shifted nearly as much as other inbetweens, and his bandages hadn't been changed. Master Plo was still there, speaking quietly with Yoda.
Shit.
"Not too long that time," Vokara said, pleased. "I've lowered the dose on some of your medications, it should make it easier to stay awake."
"Oh. Good," Obi-Wan replied.
"Young Kenobi." Plo-Koon moved closer. "I dislike pressuring you in your current state, but... Master Windu appears to have left the temple. We were wondering..."
Obi-Wan opened his mouth, then closed it again, considering. His mind was, at last, starting to catch up with mouth. “He asked me... some questions. About how I came to suspect Palpatine," Obi-Wan said carefully. "It would appear I may have forgotten some details. About the evidence...Master Windu was — distressed regarding what I did and did not recall."
Vokara nodded. "Memory loss is completely understandable with the type of injuries you recieved."
"Alright, it is, if remember everything, you cannot," Yoda added kindly. "Our own investigations, ongoing are."
"So if I, ah, can't quite remember everything that led up to our fight," Obi-Wan asked, feeling guilty, but force, that blank look in Master Windu's eyes. "I mean I definitely remember the force willing me to decisively seek his end — really it was unusually loud about it," he added hastily. "If that helps."
Yoda nodded slowly. "This reason, understand we do. But, present to the public, perhaps not a good idea would be."
"Yes," Obi-Wan said. "I think — I'm not certain but I believe Quinlan Vos may have helped me collect some evidence..."
"Said as much, he did. Wait to confer with you, he wanted."
Obi-Wan sagged backwards with relief. "Yes. Yes! We had security concerns... Palpatine was so highly placed..." he trailed off.
"Considering Sifo-Dyas's and Count Dooku's entanglement in all this I can hardly blame you for hesitating to reach out to the council," Plo-Koon said, exhaustion audible even through his vocoder.
Obi-Wan choked on his spit; the following coughing fit was soon rewarded with a fresh bacta drink from Vokara.
Dooku?? Sifo-Dyas??
"Perhaps after I speak with him I'll be able to better assist with the current investigations," he offered hoarsely after recovering.
"Of course," Plo-Koon said gently. "Again, we apologize for interrogating you so early into your recovery but you really can't imagine the public and political scrutiny we've all been under —" He hesitated. "Master Windu was joking about taking a sabbatical right now, was he not?" he asked, sounding strained. "I know he's been under a lot of pressure, but surely you having memory issues couldn't—"
He was thankfully interrupted by the sound of small feet moving rapidly and a gangly body launching itself at highspeeds through the doorway.
Vokara just managed to snag the back of Anakin's robes before he crashed into Obi-Wan's medbed.
"Padawan Skywalker," she said, voice tight. "I believe I have mentioned the numerous injuries your master is recovering from and the need for —"
"Care in my movements," he said sheepishly. "Apologies, master, thank you."
"Anakin," Obi-Wan said, something in his chest relaxing at the sight of his dangling student.
"Obi-Wan." His padawan's eyes immediately started filling with tears.
Obi-Wan reached out instinctively. "Oh, Anakin."
"Give you a moment, we will," Yoda said, hobbling out, as Vokara sighed, then gently placed his pupil on the floor.
"Of course," Plo-Koon agreed. "Take all the time you need." He hurried to catch up with Yoda. Obi-Wan heard him begin to say, "Mace can't actually be leaving us to deal with this clusterfu—'' Then the door closed, and Anakin was weeping at his bedside.
"Shh," Obi-Wan said, tugging his padawan up, ignoring the protestations of his abdomen. "There, there, it will be alright."
Anakin crawled up, movements ginger and uncertain around Obi-Wan's numerous injuries. Together, they somehow managed to shift Obi-Wan enough for Anakin to fit beside him. His padawan shook with suppressed sobs, and parts of him were almost certainly hanging awkwardly off the edge of the bed.
Obi-Wan ran one hand through Anakin's hair, the other hand gently resting where he could reach without twisting too much, probably an elbow, though the boy was pointy enough these days that he couldn't be sure. If Obi-Wan was also shaking, well. There was reason enough.
"Sheev," Anakin finally said, oozing misery and an overwhelming tangle of other unpleasant emotions into the force.
"...I know he was your friend—" Obi-Wan said, after what was hopefully not too long a pause. This was another conversation that probably wouldn't be helped by painkillers.
"But he wasn't, really." Anakin curled up, even more miserable. "I know. I should let go."
The side of Obi-Wan's head throbbed. On second thought, painkillers were the way to go here. "That's not what I meant," he said. "He was a friend to you. He's gone now. Because of me, your master. And... I'm sure you've found out a lot while I've been asleep. I can't imagine a single padawan learner who wouldn't be struggling with their emotions right now. I'm struggling."
"I'm angry," Anakin said into his side. "Master, I'm so full of anger."
"You think I wasn't?" Obi-Wan asked dryly.
Anakin hiccuped a sob. "I'm angry at everyone."
"It's alright, Anakin," Obi-Wan soothed. "You'll work through it in time. I'll be here to help, whenever you want. Even when I'm the one you're angry with."
Anakin sobbed another minute, force presence roiling, before finally pulling himself in with a deep breath, and wiping his nose on the sheets. "You looked so cool when you were angry," he mumbled into Obi-Wan's side.
"Oh force," Obi-Wan groaned. "Of course there was holofootage. Of course you watched."
"Are you... still angry?" Anakin asked.
Fuck.
Obi-Wan tried to think of the right answer for a padawan learner. His head throbbed again.
"Honestly? Right now I'm mostly just tired. I feel like I was run over by a pack of bantha. It's never a good idea to try and deal with large emotional gnarls while you're this exhausted, remember that my young padawan."
"You've been asleep for years," Anakin whined. "How are you still tired?"
"Years?" he asked, amused.
"At least three," Anakin huffed, curling up against him.
Obi-Wan stroked his hair in peaceful silence for a moment.
"...Did you really smash in his skull with a metal chair to protect me?"
"I would do a lot of things to protect you," he confessed. "I'm sorry Anakin — I should have talked with you when I grew concerned with his behavior. I felt at the time I had to act swiftly, but I worry I only caused you more pain."
"It was a really cool fight."
"...Thank you, padawan."
"Can you teach me how to choke people with my ankles like that?" he sniffled.
Obi-Wan groaned internally. "Of course, as a Jedi, violence—"
"Violence is our last resort," Anakin interrupted. "Right, yeah —but if it is needed—"
"—Such as when someone," Obi-Wan said over him. "After careful consideration, is found to be both politically insulated and positioned to commit great further harm—"
"Actually, I think you, the person who killed my trusted friend, lecturing me on why he was ultra especially irredeemably evil is traumatizing, even more traumatizing than all those holo compilations of you —"
"Oh force above, of course there's — oh. Oh no — please don't tell me—"
"The latest Jizz music," Anakin said, far too gleeful.
Obi-Wan groaned. Unfortunately, the extra movement in his chest triggered an admittedly ghastly sounding coughing fit and Anakin immediately lost the small edge of grace he had managed to cultivate during their back and forth.
"Master?" he asked urgently. "Master — hold on — I'll go get—"
"I'm fine," Obi-Wan rasped. "Any more of that —"
Anakin was already scrambling to fetch the pitcher.
Such a good boy, he thought affectionately, watching him pour and carry over a glass with the same care others might have when handling molten gold.
Obi-Wan drank with a reciprocal amount of delicacy, knowing his padawan was watching falcon-eyed for any wasted drops.
"Perhaps we should finish this conversation a little later," Obi-Wan said, once his airways calmed down.
Coughing should not be this exhausting.
"Of course," Anakin said, subdued, but he crawled back into bed readily enough when Obi-Wan patted it.
“Really, though —” Obi-Wan started to say, feeling it was duty to try and wrap up the lesson, but he was fortunately cut off before he was forced to figure out exactly what that lesson was.
“It’s alright,” Anakin chimed comfortingly. “We have time to talk about it, master. Can’t you tell?”
“Hm?” Obi-Wan replied, fighting the droop of his eyelids.
“The force clears,” Anakin said, voice sonorous. “The dark retreats.”
“Oh.” Obi-Wan’s eyes started falling closed. “That’s nice.”
“So we have time. To figure out the rest.”
“Very nice,” Obi-Wan murmured.
His padawan curled against him, force presence like ocean waves rocking him to sleep.
“The force says it’s going to be alright,” Anakin whispered, wonderingly. “It’s going to be alright.”
Obi-Wan smiled, then once again slipped back to sleep.
#star wars#star wars au no 41#star wars fanfiction#just kill him au#my au#ayyyyyyyy guess who just finished writing a fanfic from three years and several fandoms ago#ahahahahahahahaha#this one goes out to bullet journeling and my new antidepressants!#Antidepressants and bullet journeling! Sometimes they help you do stuff on purpose!#lol i'm writing these tags before actually finishing the fic. it's November 2024 for the sake of the record#POSITIVE VISUALIZATION BABY#if anyone wants to do a beta read on this for typos/grammar before i put it on ao3 feel free to message :)#senate investigation committee: what do you mean most of the evidence you collected before your duel is gone#Obi-Wan: it. it—#Vos: it exploded!#Obi-Wan (through clenched teeth): yes. as my colleague says. it. exploded.#senate investigation committee: [nodding] ah yes things connected to him do have the tendency to do that don't they#Obi-Wan: ...mhm#Plo Koon (on his third mug of space red bull that day): alright sith killer we found ANOTHER sith lab because — get this —#Vos: it exploded when he died?#Plo Koon: [making finger guns] it EXPLODED when he died!!!#Obi-Wan:#Obi-Wan: why is there a small jango fett clone attached to you#Kit Fisto: we're testing out an emotional support jango fett clone program. do you want one?#Obi-Wan: ...i genuinely have no idea if you're joking or not#Kit Fisto: to be honest neither am I#Obi-Wan: ...#Kit Fisto: there are a LOT of small jango fetts
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Imagine if Billy didn’t know Shazam died?
(This is actually apart of my AU lol)
But what if Billy didn’t know Shazam, the Wizard, was actually dead? Like maybe he did see Shazam get crushed by rocks but he just thinks a Wizard could survive that, Or he doesn’t remember meeting Shazam for whatever reason. (Like he knows it happened because his pantheon told him so, and he remembers like a tiny bit of being at the RoE, but maybe he doesn’t remember Shazam dying)
This would be kinda funny to think about, especially if the pantheon’s trying desperately not to let Billy know Shazam died. But they occasionally slip up, and each time they do Billy gets slightly more suspicious. Also, in my AU since Billy and Marvel and separate entities, I think it would be funny aswell if Marvel didn’t know either. (—which I do have an AU explanation to make it work, but I fear I may be getting too off track already.)
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Heracles: Shazam was a good wizard.
Marvel: Was?
Heracles: IS, is. I simply misspoke—Shazam is a good wizard.
Marvel: Oh… 🧐
Billy: 🤨
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Imagine if literally every other magic being knows Shazam’s dead, but Captain’s just none the wiser and tries to talk to them about the Wizard.
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Zatanna: So…how’d you get your powers?
Billy (as Cap): Oh, by this Wizard, his name’s, uh…
grabs a piece of paper and scribbles the name down
Zatanna: Shazam?
Billy: Yup! Gave me my powers, have you heard of him? I think he’s very well known. I haven’t seen him in a while. Hope he’s still doing alright.
Zatanna (Going pale at the mention of a very much dead Wizard being referred to in present tense): Mhm….yeah…
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(the league in the cafeteria, listening to one of the rare times they got Captain to talk about themself. —Billy’s just procrastinating going outside in the midwestern November cold.)
Billy: So I got my powers from this Wizard, his names…um. I think I told Zatanna? Captain looks over at her.
Zatanna (going pale): Really. I don’t remember.
Billy: Oh, okay, that’s fine! Here.
Grabs a piece of paper and scribbles down the name.
Superman: Shazam?
Every magic user in the cafeteria freezes.
Billy: Yeah! He’s the wizard who gave me my powers. I haven’t seen him since I became Captain Marvel, though. I should really go talk to him, maybe I’ll do that later.
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Achilles: But what if we didn’t…
Hercules: How about we don’t…
Solomon: That wouldn’t be a good choice, Billy.
Zeus: I agree, you’d be just of a fool as Atlas to go.
Atlas (offended): Wow.
****
Zatanna (uncomfortable): I don’t think you should…
#Shazam was just so cool that everyone knew who he was#And when he died all the Magic beings could feel it because he was basically a key component of magic#Shazam’s ghost lonely in the RoE because his new champion won’t talk to him: where’s my boy 👴😢#The rest of the pantheon sweating whenever Shazam is brought up: 😬->😤->😅#STOP THE FUNERAL! ⚰️#I’m sorry for disappearing…again…again#guys I’m trying my teacher gives me essays every week and a test every other (if I’m lucky)#Once I finish that very late Halloween fic I’ll start posting more often.#dc#dc captain marvel#dc comics#dcu#Hcs#shazam#captain marvel#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dtc#divine twitch chat au#justice league#hc#rambles
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. Basically came across a post that said "Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov."
How wrong can someone be?? 💀😭😭. And they got such an enormous amount of notes too 🫠. Mdzs fandom is doomed.
This is such a ridiculously bad post, but some of my favorite highlights:
1) wtf does a losing your legs have to do with driving cars?
2) how is Wei Wuxian driving this car without legs????
3) how does no one notice that Wei Wuxian is driving without legs????? Does he just never get out the car?
4) better question: how does Jiang Cheng go from legless to having legs and Wei Wuxian goes from having legs to legless, but he “doesn’t know” there was an operation and that maybe Wei Wuxian was the donor? Is he some kind of idiot to op?
5) Jiang Yanli wasn’t killed by Wei Wuxian or his corpse army. She was killed by a “righteous” cultivator who then tried to victim blame her and Wei Wuxian by saying that “well she jumped in my way, if wwx had just died peacefully instead of defending himself against my shixiong, this wouldn’t have happened.” So a better analogy would be that someone shoots up Wei Wuxian’s car, kills Jiang Yanli, and everyone blames Wei Wuxian for it because “well if you didn’t have a car, we wouldn’t have had to shoot you.”
6) …are cars some super unknown technology that Wei Wuxian had to invent because no one knew they were a possibility in this convoluted au, or does op imagine that disabled people get free cars to drive around?
Extra: I love how this analogy just completely neglects the fact that Jiang Cheng was planning on killing Wei Wuxian to steal his “car” before Jiang Yanli died, but it implies that he was always in the car when it was being driven, so methinks that makes him an accomplice, idk 🤷🏽♀️
#mdzs asks#anon#wwx: invents a new cultivation path so he can continue cultivating and protect himself#op apparently: this is just like when the government gives disabled people free cars so they can kill people#anyways in this lovely au: i absolutely condone wwx running over the mob who showed up to shoot up his car#like am i supposed to feel bad that the people who wanted to kill him got killed first?#absolutely not!#in fact i think wwx’s body count shoulda been higher#a lot of folks lived who should’ve died for the greater good that day#in fact: upgrade wwx’s car to a monster truck#let’s push the limits of that driving skill#(don’t forget to throw jc out the car before that though#so he can join the rest of the scrambling ants tryna avoid eating rubber)
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We should give Fish Stanley/ Relativity Falls Stanley, SHANKLIN give him a therapy possum that kid is too sad
Who do you think killed Filbrick???
Selfish Shellfish AU - Masterpost
#Selfish Shellfish AU#relativity falls#ask#gravity falls#stanley pines#shanklin#i wanted to be mean and be like Shanklin stayed in gravity falls just like everyone else Stanley loved#but this is much funnier#now stan's on the run and taking the fall for the stab possum#but shanklin stays by his side#stan is pretty sure that everytime Shanklin screeches and bites that one place on his arm bloody he says “i love you”#Shanklin might just be hungry who knows#stan can't let animal control catch poor shanklin#he loves him. rabies and all#very sad and very fishy relativity falls au -name still pending#tw death mention#tw child abuse#Shanklin saw his food source in danger an attacked :D#Stan always gives him the best snacks#Stan is on the run but nothing hurts. They're just a weird kid and a stab possum#huh I imagine Stan to be just a little kid in this but if years passed he cant be#UNLESS Stan died together with Shanklin and they're both ghosts-not that the gravity falls crew knows it yet. Filbrick hid it all#and told them Stan doesn't want to talk to them#They can finally leave New Jersey and of course will be dragged right to gravity falls#little Shanklin might just be something like a spirit guide for Stan? a guardian possum? hmm#and then Stan and Shanklin finally arrive in Gravitiy Falls and thats so funny. Why is Stanford big now? Did he eat some weird mushrooms#again for science? Haha so hey#Whats up everyone? why are you looking at me like that? STOP LOOKING AT ME! SHANKLIN HELP
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happy 'lady wang administering t-shot to her bug while their princess looks on, fond' monday
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#wang baoxiang#zhu yuanzhang#ma xiuying#my art#hahaaa it's an entire room again it's been six months since the last one#another one where zhu di has so many parents#special thanks to maipon for the au conversation that made me want to draw this#my new style that im trying out is letting things take me more than five days to finish
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fun LU au idea: the version of time that warriors met during the war of eras is downfall timeline time instead of post mm time.
#lu#linked universe#linked universe au#loz#original post#and wars doesn't know. he thinks time is the one he met during the war. and that he's just ignoring warriors for some reason#until finally he solves it and realizes the kid he knew DIED. HE WENT HOME AND DIED#time finding out about that other version of him and that warriors KNEW HIM......#and also. that hc where wind does hw after lu.#wind going to a war knowing he is about to meet a warriors that doesn't remember him and an alternate version of time who will die young#like!! the horror!!! knowing what fate awaits your new little brother and being unable to stop it!!!#(or wanting to try and stop it but being held back by the fact that stopping it would also erase legend and hyrule from existence..........#this au idea is brought to you by it being an incorrect theory the chain comes up with during a different lu au i'm writing#but then i went. actually if that was true it would be so fucked up. so here we are
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#art wip#undertale au#undertale#utmv#sans#undertale multiverse#Fairtale AU#Possibly original#new ECT au dropped who dis#hope u like <3
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Some silles :33





In order:
Recluse - Absol - Bluebonnet
Artificial Vanilla - Zorua - Thorns
Healer - Alolan Raichu - Milkweed
Vanilla - Jirachi - Daffodils
Lamb - Mareep - Baby's Breath
#children's record AU#I just think they're neat :3#also the flower symbolism:#bluebonnet - (blue) forgiveness; sacrifice; survival. (pink) memory of those who died; struggle to survive.#Thorns - often associated with protective powers.#milkweed - hope in misery#daffodils - (among many many MANY other things) truth; new beginnings; love; hope; honesty; deceitful hope#baby's breath - innocence; pure of heart; purity#you may ask where I'm getting this from#the answer is my beloved book with 1001 flowers and their meanings. it's very comprehensive lol#it's 'the complete language of flowers' by S. Theresa Dietz!#got it as a christmas present like three years ago and I love it dearly#crk#crk fanart#cookie run kingdom#cookie run kingdom fanart#pure vanilla cookie#healer cookie#truthless recluse#artificial vanilla cookie
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Me turning on the stove: I have a kinda crack crossover idea! Return of the Mount Hua Sect x Trash of the Count's Family!
Me stirring the pot: A hundred years ago, during the Plum Blossom Sword Saint Era, there was a person who suddenly appeared in the martial art world. He was on par with the Plum Blossom Sword Saint, rumored to be able to go toe-on-toe with him. He, later, was considered as one of the three Great Sword Saints of that Era.
Then, one day, he just went and disappeared. Some said that he had died. Some said that he had reached enlightenment and went into insolation. Some even said that he had become a God and left this mortal realm!
But regardless, that person had disappeared before the Magyo made themselves known to the world.
That person was the Dragon Slaying Sword Saint, Choi Jung Gun.
Me putting some seasonings into the pot: Ehem, where were we? Ah yes, a hundred years later, when Chung Myung, the Plum Blossom Sword Saint who had died after beheading the Heavenly Demon, opened his eyes again in the body of a beggar named Cho Sam and found his way back to the Mount Hua, there was another person who woke up in an unknown place too.
The Dragon Slaying Sword Saint did not have many legacies. However, he did build, in the forest that he appeared in, a village with a palace as its core. It was known as the Dragon Slaying Palace.
And a hundred years later, a young man named Choi Jung Soo had opened his eyes and found himself in the middle of the said palace!
Me tasting the soup: Anyway, this is the frame of this crossover AU. Choi Jung Soo could be the 17-year-old one or he could be the Wanderer one. If it's the latter one, we can have Cale's group arrive there.
Me serving a bowl of soup: What are your thoughts about this?
#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf novel#choi jung gun#choi jung soo#return of the blossoming blade#return of the mount hua sect#rotbb#rotmhs#chung myung#cheong myeong#cheongmyeong#Plum Blossom Sword Saint#mount hua#nelan barrow#tcf au#rotmhs au#crossover#rotmhs x tcf#crack#fic ideas#listen Chung Myung and Choi Jung Soo interaction will be funny as hell#or PBSS and Choi Jung Gun interaction too#image a PBSS who didn't understand CJG's grief#then he died and woke up and finally understood CJG's survivor grief#juicy as hell#also Chung Myung tries to take care of CJS as a favor for CJG cause CJS is CJG's descendant#when my new obsession met my previous obsession
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Prompt 122
So, Danny might be a hint confused and perhaps slightly suspicious about this situation. Look, he didn’t exactly remember how he got in this situation, but from what he hears of the other person-turned-oversized-lizard’s panicked whispers they don’t understand how this happened either. Something something ghost probably.
Someone had better not have made some sort of wish back home. He didn’t want to deal with Desiree’s shenanigans, even if being a dragon or whatever was pretty freaking cool…
#prompts#Undreagons Au#dcxdp#dpxdc#It seems all undead are now dragons wonder how that happen#Well someone destroyed an artifact accidentally#and the backlash travelled through the entire infinite realms#y'know the realm of the undead and dead and all that#Ghost Jason is curled around this tiny baby ghost he found dazed on the edge of his lair#Danny ends up tattling to Jason about his town and how he's the only hero there even though he's only two years dead and-#It's not the pit that's pissing him off when he revives it's the fact he's a big broody dragon who got ripped away from their claimed bby#Did you know Dick has in fact died in the comics before#He's not cursing but it's close as he's *this* close to having a breakdown#He has *Scales* Bruce! SCALES! And a TAIL!#Bruce who is having a similar problem except with horns as well:#Several heroes Rogues and civilians staring at their new scales and whatever else from having died at one point:#The entirety of ecto contaminated Amity just shrug because hey they already had a dragon attack what's a few more#Ghosts are Dragons#Undead are Dragons#Dad Hood?#Dad Hood
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Fuyume skidded to a halt in the middle of the corridor, fingers tightening on her box of vials. Across from her was someone young, probably not any older than herself. They were accompanied by two more around the same age, maybe slightly older, and a woman with a scythe. None wore Garlean uniforms, and that was good enough for her. She couldn't afford to be picky.
"Please," she rasped, voice hoarse. "Please help me."
#ffxiv#oc: fuyume#gpose#reshade#castrum abania#stormblood#au ra#au ra raen#ffxiv gpose#garlemald#ffxiv screenshots#verse: temp teen tag#new oc who dis#this is fuyume she's a friend to the wol rescued during the attack on castrum abania#she's been kept and experimented on by the empire since she was a very small child#she's an older teen when she's rescued#and I have Plans™ for her >:)#you know just writers putting their blorbos in situations things
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khayalan ini setinggi-tingginya (seindah-indahnya).
reference link attached.
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>:3
#cinderella boy#cinderella boy webtoon#webtoon crossover#new au who dis. rip (again) to all other projects bye#nevermore webtoon
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finished my updated Solange ref!!
i have a lot of lore abt her but some general info
does not like most of the bishops ( leshy is kind of the exception ) and HATES Nari. I'm toying with the idea that Solange ends up kicking the Bishops & Nari out of her flock for her mental health ( she only kept them around bc she'd feel bad but it gets to a point where its either keep them around and have her mental health/sanity suffer even more or kick them out so she can heal )
polyam ( in my current save i married Aym, a follower named Lavender and Jalala ( not sure if the Jalala relationship will be canon though ).
Solange and Lavender ended up splitting sometime postgame on semi good terms because Solange felt heavily uncomfortable pursuing a relationship with Lavender due to her newfound god status ( and the cult leader aspect )
Solange really only accepted Lavender asking her out/the proposal in the first place is because the last time she rejected someone ( the farmer she lived with prior to her execution ) he ended up selling her out to be executed. Solange also was under the assumption Nari would make her mortal after she killed the Bishops so she was planning on convincing Lavender and her sister to leave the lands of Old Faith so maybe Solange would feel less gross about the relationship. Unfortunately that didn't pan out so Solange decided to break it off
loves and cares for her flock but didn’t really want to be a cult leader in the first place. If not for the fact she would have been killed Solange would have given Nari the crown so she could leave the lands of the old faith and try to find a place to call home.
Postgame she tries to make the cult less cultish and encourages her followers to have some free will and be self sufficient w/o her ( which does sorta work to her credit ) but deep down Solange knows it doesn't really matter as a cult is a cult no matter how hard she tries to make it not so.
on a small side note i hc she isnt the last sheep ever but definitely the last sheep in the lands of old faith and the areas close to it. Sheep are still very rare however ( especially what would be considered " purebred " sheep )
voice claim is Sam Boole from PN2 ( example here )
moral code is a bit loose. She doesn’t exactly like to sacrifice their followers ( she much prefers ascension which she primarily does for her elderly followers ) but has little to no issue with sacrificing/killing off spies along with other things.
She can hold a nasty grudge ( see: her hating Naris guts ) to the point its probably detrimental to herself
Solange also made a sort of " deal " with The Fox that while she wouldn't give him Ratau she will give him both the bodies of followers who passed away and any spies that sneak their way into her cult ( along with offering him minced follower meat meals )
wanted to be an artist or a baker when she was younger ( They technically achieved the baker part as post game she starts growing wheat and making bread/pastries for her followers )
more doodles of her + concepts for some of her followers




#the dogs name is Anyla and the fox is Lavender ( the aforementioned follower spouse )#btw the early 20s is more of an indicator of when she died#my personal canon is that the main storyline takes place over the course of around a year and a half to 2 years#and post game take place over the course of a couple years#probably a decade but idk#i have some fun stuff planned for my post post game canon/au stuff#theres gonna be new crown bearers#shittens might happen but not with narinder#in fact who nari kinda sorta ends up with will shock you ( hint its Anyla and a mystery follower i havent designed yet )#edit: changed the sash on her dress#cosmic artz#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl follower#cult of the lamb
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the last page
(t, one shot fake engagement to lovers, fredwina)
Buying a bookstore with a good friend will not solve all of Edwina's problems but creates another one when they have to pretend they are engaged.
based on this idea by the lovely @lavellenchanted
moodboard by @tarrynmj 💖
#new fic who dis#bridgerton#edwina sharma#prince friedrich x edwina sharma#modern au#edwina x friedrich#fluff#one shot#bookstore au
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