#new au mention

[brick-a-doodle-do]

accidentally connected my phone to the tv like last week SO

au where borrowers ranboo, tommy and tubbo find an old phone outside and take it in, then accidentally start recording. then accidentally share the video (that they eventually managed to stop after quite some time) to the humans' (wilbur & techno) tv. techno, who's romcom had been interrupted by the shared media, calls wilbur into the room, where they both end up binging the entire twenty minutes of the borrowers panicking to turn it off. the twins don't exactly register what had happened until it was over.

meanwhile, tubbo presented the idea of creating a story/documentary that they can make with this phone and bury it for someone to find eventually (they don't know how phones work)

the accidental screenshares happen every single time one of them tries to record because not being able to read can easily press a button that they don't know the consequences of.

and uhh i guess it becomes like a daily routine for benchtrio to record and a nightly occurance for twinsduo to fall asleep watching the newest "episode"

,,, thoughts,, ?? :D

(some more stuff!)

[munchkin1156]

lol fake titles here we go (my specialty lol)

In a chokehold of misery

I've seen the light and made a change

Rest

Petals and Promises

HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(Note: all of these stories are made in first person, to not give away any of the characters)

In a chokehold of misery

"Help." Those were the first words she spoke to me, there, on that cold winters morning. She was trapped in a fishnet, and seemed to be choking on some invisible force. I reached towards her. "No! Get m-me out of t-thi-is net! But do NOT touch me!" Her words were strained, and it seemed like she was gasping for air, but there was something about how she said it which made me wonder how powerful she really was. I reluctantly obeyed, and quickly started disentangling the net.

The one above is a snippet from the other fake fic title you sent me; Do humans breathe bubbles too?

I've seen the light and made a change

As I stared out over the deserted wasteland, i knew i had to stop them. The one person who I thought cared, the one person I had let into my heart, the one person who knew what fairies were. They destroyed this, they ruined my life, it was their fault I was in this mess. And suddenly i knew what I had to do. I had find Las, and Fex, and i had to reveal my existence to Walter. I had a lot of apologies, and explanations to do, but it would be worth it. They would be taken down, and both fairy kind and human kind would live to see another day.

(okay I actually really like this one)

Rest

Charlie was exhausted. He-he killed -----. But that had stopped -----, which made it worth it, right? He wasn't sure. "Charlie? You okay?" Who was that, and why did their voice sound so far off? He felt himself slowly drift unconscious. "Charlie! Charlie, stay awake! We're getting healing supplies, and the scouting team will be here soon. Don't you dare fall asleep Charlie! Charlie!!!" Was the last thing he heard before the world went dark.

That's from 'upon clouds we dream', it is!

Petals and promises

"We will find eachother again, I promise." "Do you swear it?" "I swear it on the petals of the cherry blossom tree." Those were the last words she spoke to me. The beans were coming back, and i had just ducked out of sight when they entered the room. I had left that day. I don't know what happened to her, but they probably killed her. Beans were like that. I never forgot her final words though, and maybe that was for the best, since if I had, that summer might've never happened.

I STILL HAVE ALL THE OTHER FAKE TITLES YOU GAVE MEEEEEEEEEE... this is going to take awhile...

If anyone wants to see me make any of these, just tell me!

[bluegiragi]

work it out (part 1)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[cubbihue]

In the VERY hypothetical situation where dev is taken to fairy world would his hair change from orange to purple?

Very likely it'd be as green as Peri's father, Cosmo!!! Something something dominate traits...

The Pixies would love him no matter the color of hair he has. Although knowing Dev, he'd just dye it black or blue to match the rest of them.

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grumpy child with purple hair.

[bunnieswithknives]

So Dev got shot because Dale was hunting for fairies? Thaaaat's certainly not going to make things complicated between him and Peri nope not at all 😬

Surprisingly he doesn't hold it against Peri or fairies as a whole. It would sort of like being mad a money, like, yeah that was his dads motivation at the time but money didn't make him do that. He chose to do that. It was just another of his dads many money making ventures.

On one hand he finds it a little comforting that the thing he got shot over wasn't a totally fictional creature, on the other hand it reaffirms that his dad was putting him in real danger from the start.

[signanothername]

Killer giving his kitties to Color for safe keeping cause he can’t have them around him if he wants them alive, and Color being the bestie ever to take care of them for Killer till he’s able to see them again

And isn’t it fucked up? How Killer has to separate himself from the only thing important for him in his life?

[ffwix]

I don't know what to call this Au yet, but have some Catnap. If I misspelled something it was because I was in a rush.

[stars-obsession-pit]

Fun fact:

“Halva” is a type of confectionary. It’s originally from around Iran but has spread out to include other places such as the middle east and south asia.

Areas that, in the DC universe, are often operated in by the League of Assassins.

Which means that in a Danyal al Ghul AU, Danny would have a pretty good chance of knowing about it. Heck, it might even be one of his favorite foods (or could at least carry nostalgia for the good moments from his early upbringing)

And I think that could be used for some funny puns what with how similar “halva” and “halfa” are.

[zu-is-here]

Anko&! • A comedy story about a young boy raised by two childhood friends ♪

...coming someday?? Happy April Fools' Day! :D

Anko by @groovygladiatorsheep (Thank you so much for creating such a precious and inspiring boy! (*´꒳`*))

Axel by @ari-cuno (Thank you a lot for your patience and determination, and for trusting him with me! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵))

Aim by me <3

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Killer also gives me the vibe of that "you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!" meme, but it's moreso him picking up random rats with his bare hands and holding them just to hold them cause he's bored.

He doesn't even have to chase them, they're just so used to his tomfoolery they accept the free transport.

I know Killer is many things, but I don't think an animal abuser is one of them. He vibes better with animals, mainly cats, than 99.9% of people.

I may or may not be protecting on him as well because boredom is a borderline painful thing for me some days so even if I don't want another pet I'm still gonna stare into the souls of whatever animal looks the funniest to me at any given time.

On everybody’s souls: Killer Sans is NOT an animal abuser and I will fight everyone and they mama all to death on the Blood Moon to defend him on this. If ya’ll (whoever yall is) want an ACTUAL animal abuser, look at Nightmare Sans. Ya know, the guy Killer has to protect the cats from because Nightmare causally beats them when he’s angry (and when askers ask for it.)

Killer Sans is the dude vibing and chilling with the rats when Nightmare throws him in a cell for disobedience or something. He gets so mind numbingly bored he snatches them up and starts calmly petting their little heads and stares in their little eyes and feeds them little bits of food he managed to sneak in with him and carries them around with him. He lets them chill and sleep in his jacket pockets during the winter.

Bitch would sleep surrounded by happy, fat, warm little rats because he feeds them and provides warmth and attention when he’s bored and he thinks it’s so silly and amusing watching them run around and play with eachother and he likes trying to figure them out.

He has staring contests with the rats probably.

[halfghostwriter]

When a true baby ghost is born— a ghost not born of dying, but rather through the desire of another ghost— they are little more than a core with wispy ectoplasm emanating from them for about a month. During said month, they take on influence from their surroundings in order to figure out the form they’ll take, hence why so many young ghosts look like their parents.

Because they aren’t fully formed until a month after their birth, the parent or parents will take on a far more aggressive, primal form in order to protect their child. The parent’s form will become incredibly monstrous, and their size will increase, with triple their normal size being most common among parents. Their mental state also becomes incredibly instinctual, higher intelligence temporarily being replaced by aggression towards anyone the ghost doesn’t consider family. They stay in this state until the baby is fully formed.

Of course, Danny “don’t worry about it” Phantom forgets to add this bit of trivia to his explanation to his fellow heroes as to why he was taking paternity leave. In his defense, he didn’t expect them to visit during that month.

And he definitely didn’t expect his brooding brain to latch onto most everyone who visited as “part of his brood.”

[brick-a-doodle-do]

i saved best for last. this au is literally so confusing bear with me ,,,,,,,

18/18

not inspired by anything

superhero au where tommy is a sizeshifter. he has a close relationship with two of the most popular villains in the city. but he has to do it undercover, because said villains absolutely despise each other.

on blade's (placeholder name) side, tommy's a tiny. he doesn't know the villain's identity, and occasionally he'll be a sidekick to blade. they're more friends than allies.

on siren's side (placeholder name), tommy is a human. he knows wilbur's identity but wilbur doesn't know his, just in case. they're more allies than friends.

tommy's gotta do the classic sitcom trope of having two dates in one night except its two brothers in one lifetime :D

also techno and wilbur are brothers. tommy doesn't know that tho.

au is "four way street" and is nom friendly

[riant-draws]

new comic in the works, dontcha just wanna snap him in half

[marionette-j2x]

"Never Judge A Book By Its Cover"

Something's/one's messing up the Parable

LORE??? 😱💥 IN MY AU??? 🫣🫢🤔🥹 ...maybe-

(Also my Stanley uses ASL. He has selective mutism and when he's not signing, he projects any necessary/important thoughts to his Narrator)

For my TSP: New Script AU

[cubbihue]

Does Timmy have any friends in fairy world?

Timmy is more of a socialite than a friend-getter. He can easily make connections with others, and can slip into established groups and create a dynamic with them! The kind of guy who is always invited to events but not related to anyone.

The closest he's gotten so far is Sanderson.

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[bunnieswithknives]

Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess