#never to recover

[mrmorphea]

It was fast and relentless

[gingerbreadpopsolo]

jskdnwilxbwiwnw

I was trying to make cookies for my fam because they've been stressed and they TURNED OUT LIKE THIS

IM CRYING IT LOOKS LIKE MICROWAVED CHEESE 😭

I was looking to see what I did wrong because I followed the recipe exactly and

I GRABBED THE WRONG BOX

IT WAS CAKE MIX

I USED CAKE MIX AND TOO MUCH BUTTER IM S C R E A M I N G

[jandjsalmon]

reblog if a relationship between a blonde and brunette has emotionally destroyed you

[the-real-google]

To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)

LIMITED TIME OFFER:

For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.

[oidingus]

and now i have like ten different wips, help

[modernchemical]

[humansconfusemeletmebark]

I got fucking gimmick-blogged

Why/how has my post blown up ashdjdjdkkk I’m dying

Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

[local-space-case]

“Bill fumbled so bad” No, FORD fumbled. Fiddleford left his wife, his son, his home to live with Ford and create experiments together. He gave Ford two handmade christmas gifts and forgot to get his wife anything. He went back to Gravity Falls and saved Ford from Krampus after fighting with his wife.

And Ford still wanted to fuck the triangle.

[deadrlngers]

ARCANE season 2 EP7 'Pretend Like It's The First Time' | EP9 'The Dirt Under Your Nails'

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)

[drunkonimagination]

i don’t know about you people, but this was enough to make me tear up

[u3pxx]

Kim Kitsuragi, Apollo Justice, and Chilchuck Tims are all part of a subcategory of men you very clearly have an attachment to. Short men with queer tendencies who are very, very tired from having to be the only one with their act together. Men who just want to Do Their Job but the curse of a dynamic plot haunts them and their desire to just be normal. They’re all part of the same triple Venn diagram.

i remember getting this in my askbox and laughing so hard while reading it because of how it was worded very as-a-matter-of-factly and also: i was read very thoroughly DFGHDJ thank you mystery anon for sending this bc YEA... YEA .. YEA. WHAT ABOUT IT......

bc of this ask i wrote like, things to put in their venn diagram a while ago so take this venn diagram i concocted when it was like 2 am and i was having trouble sleeping FDGHJD

[benevolenterrancy]

additional thoughts on why they had better stick to sword drills: Liu Qingge would doki-doki himself into a qi deviation and Shen "middle sibling" Qingqiu would immediately ruin his ~aloof immortal~ persona

[feyburner]

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

[fla-t-line]

Lonely God

[rocketbirdie]

so close yet so far