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i browse ao3. i see zoro described as emotionless. i exit ao3.
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what if gabriel wore a skirt and he leaned over and all the filths could see his bare ass
He’s already wearing a skirt all the time.. but I get it. He should be bending over so true
Anyway this is what would happen
#this is why he never has other enemies in the room#they’re always trying to#never mind.#ask#asks#non voice post#should i tag this#sure whatever I’ll tag#suggestive#sorta
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personally I think joel smallishbeans should be a transgender allegory more often
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Official request for ficlet involving Bowie Inspired Boots because you write the best kink!
no YOU write the best kink!! but i humbly offer this to you anyway bestie <3 this is rated porn!
Henry stands in the full length mirror and admires himself. His hair is out of its customary coif, flopping in his eyes. He's wearing a pair of tight jeans and a mesh shirt. The real kicker--pun intended-- is the shoes. Henry is wearing a pair of go-go boots inspired by David Bowie. They have a blue glittery heel, a large red lightning bolt on the main part of the shoe.
Alex? Alex is practically drooling.
This Henry did not exist six months ago, before their move to New York. This Henry had been locked away, curled up, hidden from sight, and now that he is here, living with Alex, he is allowed to be out in the open. Henry loves boots with heels and mesh shirts and the occasional nice set of lingerie. It is both surprising and entirely what Alex expected of him.
Alex comes into the room and stands behind him, circles his arms around Henry's waist and leans his head on Henry's shoulder. "You look fucking good, baby."
"Do, don't I?" Henry says with an air of confidence that fills Alex with happiness.
"You do. Those boots are..."
"Wham bam, thank you, ma'am?" The smile on Henry's face is contagious. He's so proud of himself.
"That's about the size of it," Alex says, chuckling. Alex's hands wander south, palming Henry through the tight fabric of his jeans. "They're really working for me."
Henry hums a little, his hips thrusting up just the tiniest bit to rub against Alex's hand. Alex, in turn, undoes the button on Henry's jeans, licks his palm, and slips his hands inside his briefs.
"You're so pretty, baby," Alex croons in Henry's ear as he starts to stroke, increasing in speed. "It took everything in me not to pin you to the ground when I came in here and saw you in these fucking boots."
Henry's eyes are heavy-lidded, his mouth hanging open as little grunts of pleasure slip out. "Alex," he murmurs, then he opens his eyes and watches himself in the mirror. Fuck, Alex thinks. He knows how good he looks.
"I want you to watch," Alex says in Henry's ear, jerking him off harder and faster. "Want you to watch in the mirror at what kind of man you've become since coming here. The kind in fancy boots and mesh shirts, the kind who absolutely loves when his boyfriend makes him feel pretty and desirable."
The power of Bowie and a beautiful pair of boots fills both of them as Henry lets out a sharp wail and comes into Alex's hand after a few more moments. He stares directly into Alex's eyes in the mirror as he comes, desperate and wild-eyed. His legs are shaking, the heels of the boots clattering a little on the floor, and Alex licks the stray drop of sweat dripping down Henry's cheek.
"How was it?" Alex asks, and Henry nods wildly.
"You're a starman," Henry says, and Alex throws back his head and laughs.
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do yall have foods that yall are upset you don't like?
mine's hummus and sushi. i want to like those SO bad. i keep retrying hummus thinking THIS TIME and then i just don't and it's fucking upsetting.
#and sushi i just think it's seaweed so maybe i should do sashimi instead of--no i think if i ate raw fish i'd probably die#like i cant even have egg that isn't wholly wholly cooked#goddamn#never mind.#uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh >:(
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when they were trying to put barbie in the box. oh never mind
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
#neurodivergent#adhd#autism#executive dysfunction#shoutout to my dad lmao. mr ‘just outthink it!’#fuck! dude i never thought of that#waiiiit wait youre telling me all i have to do to overcome the Problems is put my mind to it#ok lemme consult the mind rq#im back. the mind is what has the Problems#my post#dave speaks
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#funny talking tag#My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.
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i promise i wouldn't blame you
#illustration#artists on tumblr#digital art#comic#dinosaur#chicken#art#artwork#drawing#webcomic#theartofmadeline#something i sketched ageeeeessss ago and never made hehe#no i dont know how to draw chickens or dinos. mind your business !!#bird#paleo art#evolution
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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you
#please please please never give up on your original stories#because - and this is crucial - i. specifically me. want to see them#so know when it feels like nobody cares about them: i am there. and i am caring#felix saidtheblackhorse you are always on the mind i love yo. get worse#not art
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It was me somehow I clicked the mature button…
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i hate talking to people who aren’t aware of or just don’t care how disastrous climate change is. i say “summer is lasting too long” and they go “but i like the warm weather! :)” 😐
#species are going extinct but sure 80 degrees in october is worth it i guess!#never mind the fact that it sucks actually#text post
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streamer au ??????? video game au ???
#never stop blowing up#dimension 20#d20#clay does art#it’s literally so good. it’s so good#important notes:#it’s a viddey game#they play as their jumanji counterparts. this game is in my mind is sort of like hitman but multiplayer for a story arc.#with. somehow with a proximity chat or like phasmophobia walkie talkies#they may or may not all stream but dang certainly does#usha does not like her characters appearance and no one can walk her through changing it#no id#dimension 20 nsbu
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