#ness I love you

[bakery-anon]

HI HI BUG!! WIFI IS BETTER NOW!!! HERE TO ASK WHAT YOUR 17TH SONG WAS <33 AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!

NESS HI OMG !!! I LOVE YOU !!! <333 ORDER IS COMING RIGHT UP !!! WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THE BACK FOR YOU <3

Order number 17!! mr loverman but its even sadder - Urbxnxd

Okay guys I can actually explain this one !!! I was writing angst and needed straight vibes for it so I had this on repeat for like three hours 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[bakery-anon]

Last reblog before I go to sleep for the night lol.

Osamu Nation, I fear we are falling. I will not give up hope yet. A lot can happen overnight. Osamu Nation. Hear me and keep hope in your hearts. Spread the word of voting for Osamu.

i KNOW i'm not like "obligated" to read my moots' works BUT I PROMISE I'M CATCHING UP SOON I'M SO SORRY!! i have no energy whatsoever BUT i do have this single night to write and i'm feeling a little creative so i'll be cooking!! in the meantime, i was going to link this as a little teaser and then post the poll tomorrow but i thought i'd do both today as an apology :)) the link is to this mystery fic playlist!! (still in the works, i'm trying to figure out what the vibe of this fic is, but i'm definitely in love with like the first several songs and they are there to stay!!) and here is the poll <3 tagging my special people whose opinions are highly valued!!! (BECAUSE THESE ARE THEIR FAVS) and their votes i think i will count as double points!! -> @afyrian @guitarstringed-scars @bakery-anon. i'm assuming wyr and bug are voting for samu and mo is voting for kuroo BUT LMK PLEASE COMMENT IF I'M WRONG SO I CAN ADD THE DOUBLE VOTES TO THE RIGHT ONE

[astronomical-bagel]

when the nonverbal protagonist is nonverbal

[mienar]

stillness in these waking hours

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[melovrs]

this is the same guy

[delusionsofgrandeur13]

MORE WAYNE EXEC! TIM THOUGHTS I BEG 🙏🏼

thank god someone asked ;) i was about to explode

okay and this could be either like..

y/n is a wayne employee and they're fwb or y/n is a wayne employee and they're in an established relationship like i think it could go either way tbh

so here's some thoughts:

lots and lots of making out in a storage closet

fogging up his reading glasses, feverishly kissing, his heartbeat rapidly increasing at the idea of one of his employees walking in.

always making sure the both of you are set to rights before heading back out into the office. he has deep and genuine respect for you and your reputation. imo.

he shares a lot of knowing smiles and the occasional wink with you

every time he stops for coffee.. you come to work to find your exact coffee order on your desk. sometimes with a little 'anonymous' note hiding under the cardboard sleeve on your cup

your work emails are certainly.. professional. to the naked eye. but the two of you have a lot of inside jokes ;)

tim in his fancy tailored suits. sometimes they're three pieces and he has a sexy little vest on underneath his blazer too... yeah

his tailored suit pants barely hiding his boner. instead framing it so beautifully it's almost like a work of art. like it belongs in a gallery.

because timothy drake wayne is hung like a damn painting

a smear of lipstick on his pristine white shirt collar he missed when cleaning himself up

his shirt sleeves rolled up to expose his lightly scarred, muscular forearms

always calling you into his office for something or other

"hey, y/n, could you grab me a red paperclip?"

"y/n, did you print out that email for me?"

just absolute nonsense that gets you near him but if any of the other employees actually paid attention..what little 'cover' you two have would be blown

he could absolutely be persuaded in favor of you on your knees under his desk, giving him head while he stifles his groans behind clenched teeth and holds his breath

you called him 'mr. drake' one time in the copy/printer room

"could you please hand me that document, mr. drake?"

and before you know it his hands are bracketing you against the photocopier, your hands are pulling at his tie, pulling him ever closer, you can feel him growing harder through the layers of fabric separating you two.

your task is long forgotten, his hands are being scanned into the machine, printing out a copy. exactly one, since that's all you needed for the document.

you never quite figured out where the paper with his hands on it went. you were pulling your skirt down to your knees from where it had rode up your thighs, and as you turned around tim was tucking something into his blazer pocket. so who knows.

[capricores]

if you have strong mutable (gemini, sagittarius, pisces, virgo) placements then you NEED to write things down if you don't already. all those thoughts that constantly swirl in your head: the frequent tasks, goals, feelings, aspirations, opinions, etc - WRITE THEM DOWN. this is not only therapeutic & stress-relieving for you but almost necessary, or you're going to burn out and overload your own mind constantly.

when you bottle, or when you let plans, goals, dreams, to-do lists, projects, etc live solely in your head - you'll notice you can't sleep as well, it's harder to rest, your memory gets more foggy than usual, you feel burnt out and unable to connect, etc. specifically:

write down your feelings. this will be your ultimate (free) therapy. start to journal, write a diary. make a private twitter/tumblr where you spill your feelings, frustrations, thoughts. you will feel an immense sense of relief by writing or typing your feelings out - even if no one is reading it but you. mutable moons especially. our feelings tend to change rapidly, but it doesn't make them less valid. don't bottle out of the fear your feelings will change/you'll just "get over it"!! write it down and let it out!!

write! to-do! lists!!!!! these don't have to be for important things. you want to learn digital art? you want to study coding? you want to learn french? you want to re-decorate? you probably have a billion things you want to do, and then you get overwhelmed by the options, and do nothing. write down all the things you want to do. make a to-do list for these things. get them out of your head and somewhere permanent/physical. looking at the options in front of you will feel much easier.

make excel project trackers (you can even make these for to-do list items/goals/etc)! mutable placements have a tendency to start a lot of projects or tasks, and never finish any of them. make a simple tracker for all the projects you start. you won't forget what you're working on, and you'll be less overwhelmed trying to remember what you have going on (example of the one i always use pictured below)

talking out your thoughts and feelings is also very cathartic. make fake (or real, i support u!) youtube vlogs where you spill your feelings and talk about your plans, your day, what you have to do, etc. talk to someone you love and trust, vent to them about how things are; or about what you're getting up to. i find writing has an edge, because you can go back to it for reference (mutables tend to forget things easily) - but as long as you're getting the swirl of your mind somewhere outside of your head, you'll feel so, so much less stressed.

mutable dominants tend to constantly live in go-mode, we're restless and always doing something. we feel uncomfortable and sometimes guilty about staying still. our minds don't ever shut off. it's very important for mutable placements to learn how to rest, be present in the moment, and learn grounding. this can be done in many ways, but i've found personally that writing works best for me. other helpful practices can be: talk therapy, acceptance theory, yoga, meditation, hiking, camping, etc.

i also want to remind mutable signs: we change a lot. we have a lot of ideas. there's so much we want to do. we often feel like we have no path, no big goal; we can struggle with purpose as we don't often aspire for permanent things or "one big goal". this is NOT bad. there is nothing wrong with changing your feelings, your mind, your goals, your life path. you CAN do all the things you want to do! you have your entire life ahead of you! yes, you can learn all those languages. yes, you can have three different careers in your life. yes yes yes! don't listen to negativity from others. don't beat yourself up for not having one big goal like some people around you might. cherish and embrace all the things you want to achieve and complete (both big and small). learn to follow-through with and finish the things that matter to you (writing things down will really help with this, make action plans/steps - break everything down into smaller pieces). take the time to slow down and enjoy the moments as they come. you got this!

[hall0wedwyrm]

pspspsps securitywaiter enjoyers pspsps

I found out about this literally yesterday and I keep thinking about it... I'm kind of obsessed???? it's got that lovely silly charm to it that I enjoy

edit: yo look at this

[miyamiwu]

How to say “I love you” in Blue Lock

I don’t really want to play soccer, but being with you isn’t a pain, so it’s fine.

Now that I can fight without you, being with you is even more fun

And then there’s this asshole...

I made it this far because of you. Since you allowed me to play soccer freely, I’ve grown this strong on Bastard M��nchen. But I can’t climb any higher that way. I figured that out in this match, I no longer need the freedom you give me. Forget about me, Ness. Find yourself a new king. It’s easier for me to live in restriction.

[woosh-floosh]

(read left to right) I had to make a comic version of this moment form the fanbook because it's such a funny image

Fantranslation is by @wireddd1 on twitter!

[bakery-anon]

Taking a break from polling to yap about @causenessus.

Ness I love you <333 she’s literally the nicest person I’ve ever interacted with. She listens to my rambles and replies to each and every one of them and I can’t say how much I appreciate her for that. I love all of her rambles too, it makes me really happy when she sends them to me. I love getting messages from my moots!

Her writing style has a whimsy to it. I don’t really know how to explain it. It’s so fun and lively (phone corrected that to lovely and I agree. It’s very lovely). Like every sentence feels alive and the story feels like it’s alive. Like I could walk down the street and meet a character from one of her stories because all of the characters seem so real. Ness, I love your characterization. I think it’s my favorite part of reading the things you write.

My personal favorite story of her’s -> Love Notes, but I love what I’ve read of Try Again as well.

I love all the character interactions and the dialogue and the thoughts each character has. It’s very clear that you put a lot of love into everything you make and I’m very excited for these next stories no matter who wins the poll. Thank you for being my friend.

-love bug <3 🍪

[dootznbootz]

To ME, OdyPen truly are likeminded and equal in almost every way.

Both are basically "tied to one another". Both can be reckless and when one is being reckless, the other will "pull them back". Both keep each other in check most of the time. They balance one another when the other needs it.

They're also "tied to one another" in how they both will also run into a situation together and think the same thing. Whether it's something fucking stupid is for Athena to decide.

Basically this except OdyPen are holding hands and will occasionally pull the other back. When both are running into something stupid, Athena grabs them both by the scruff.

...Y'all get what I'm saying???

[themisterhip]

More Lyla sketches wooooo!!!!

[nhura]

What's up guys I'm going to be a panelist at RATIOCON 2024 giving an improvised presentation on how silly and weird this guy is

[fishtrift]

best way to deal with alien life forms (beat them up)