#nerd clarke

[cricket-moth]

Kon: Tim is taking me into his darkroom today!! :D

Clark (familiar with the concept of a photography darkroom as he has been a journalist for a long time): NUH-UH NO HE IS NOT!!

Kon (now embarrassed): WHAT NO?? THAT’S NOT A EUPHEMISM OR ANYTHING—

Clark (even more embarrassed): I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS??

Kon: WAIT— then why do you care lol ?

Clark: …do you not know what kind of lights they use in darkroom photography

Kon: riddle me this superman. why the fuck would I know that.

(the answer is red safelights) (clark figured this out the hard way)

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[the-army-brat-and-the-nerd]

Clark Kent beaming and blushing for being entitled to the cutest most adorkable nickname in comic book history

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Please picture with me an au where clark and bruce go to high school together and clark is the golden retriever jock and bruce is the wet cat goth and they are inexplicably best friends and bruce can occasionally be seen grumpily sitting in the bleachers with as little skin showing as possible, squinting in the bright sunlight to watch clark's football practice

[velocibirb]

when I found out Jack Quaid voiced Clark I had to make this meme

[smallcloisville]

When TWells become classic Clark Kent and acts like a nerd.

Me : SCREAMS JUMPS CLUTCHES MY HEART SQUEALS AND OTHER SIMILAR THINGS.....

[pucktyreshannism]

✨nerds✨ in Olympics Paris 2024 (so far, that i watch):

1. Stephen Nedoroscik - Men's Artistic Gymnastics

2. Félix Lebrun - Men's Table Tennis

3. Baptiste Addis - Men's Individual Archery

i mean- look at himmm

[plutoslvr]

I think it'd be funny if logan got to go crazy again and everyone assumes he's possessed by the phantoms again but in reality he's just really pissed off

[cyrsed]

sometime between dead space (2023) and dead space 2, isaac recounts a dream where the line between the ishimura and isaac is blurred. was there ever a line to begin with?

the comic is up on itchio for free in PDF form + includes a bunch of in progress pics and extras (putting a few below the cut here :B). also my other dead space comic is up on itch as well!

[its-a-journal-of-ideals]

i am being extremely fucking normal about the amount of serotonin i am currently receiving from a silly little superman cartoon wherein clark is not yet good at the whole superman thing

[newwavesylviaplath]

normally my st vincent posts flop on here but i'm seeing her tonight and i am soso excited!!

[the-army-brat-and-the-nerd]

Clark Kent's ultimate guide to charm the woman of your dreams : treat her to coffee.

[insp]

[athenepromachos]

Nerd Alert ⚠️ 📢 🚨 😍😍😍😍

[justalovelyblackgf]

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOWWWWW! 😍🥰 I was conjuring up a list last week of black actresses from the 2000s that I think would kill it in a role in smallville or could be great as fcs for any smallville fanfic with a black mc to post on here and it so happened that Christina Milian came to my mind as one of them. Come to find out just now that she was in an episode of S7 (I’m on S2), but this bts photo is soooo real!! They look so good. I did some research and she wanted to be in the show because she’s a huge dc comic book fan! She even wanted to play Wonder Woman, but plans fell through. 🙄 Ugh, I love when black girls live out their dreams. Now I’m even more motivated to finish this series out.

[smallcloisville]

Oh! Jeez! I'm sorry. Miss Sullivan, we haven't even met yet, and already, I've ruined your blouse. This is very... um, Clark Kent. With a "K, Kent". I'm Clark Kent.

He fixed his glasses and I melted right there😩😩