#stephen nedoroscik

[rodribentancur]

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I need everyone to watch this tiktok NBC Olympics posted on their official page

I. AM. SCREAMING. 😂

[churrotowns]

ginger cat world domination incoming

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[aj-lenoire]

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

EDIT: okay so apparently the smoking thing wasn’t true, my bad guys! dikec has been competing in the olympics since 2008 and is ex-military (but his showing up in a t-shirt without any visual aids is still iconic!!)

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[pagerunner-j]

Sesame Street at the Olympics is seriously the most wholesome thing.

[sucka99]

[machinel1ke]

That Stephen kid was insane. Chilling on the bench formulating strategies in his mind the whole time while his teammates kick ass. Takes off his glasses instantly transforming him into chiseled hunk à la Clark Kent. Defies the laws of physics. Gets hoisted into the air by his teammates as Team USA wins their first medal in men’s gymnastics since 2008. Puts the dorky glasses back on and hugs his hot girlfriend. What an icon.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[ishalltakeyourknees]

Some highlights from my family watching the Olympics in no particular order

"How tall is Simone Biles?" "Not very"

"Is Celine Dion like French royalty or something" "no but she should be"

"No I don't really want to watch men's gymnastics, not my thing" 5 minutes later "SPIN, STEVE!"

"Can... can he see the pommel horse?" "I don't think so"

"Whats Simone Biles husband's name again?" "She's married?"

"Ilona Maher is a national treasure and I'm going to marry her" "I thought you were straight?"

"Stephen Nedoroscik is so hot, and he can solve a rubik's cube in 9 seconds" "...why do you know that?"

"I've decided I can't marry Steve because I am also blind as a bat without my glasses and that would just set our kids up for failure" "I'm sure his girlfriend will be happy to hear that"

"Mom, if I got gay married to an Olympic gold medalist, how mad would you be?" "You can't marry Katie Ledecky she's taller than your father and 8 years older than you" "damn it"

[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

An electrical engineering major at Penn State just clinched the first US men's gymnastics team medal in a generation with his routine in the pommel horse, his only event.

He's two shades paler than even the other white guys on the team, he wears glasses that would be appropriate for a stock IT character in a serial crime drama on CBS, he squints at the apparatus when he takes the glasses off, and he fucking nailed it.

I love this guy so much.

[greengirlvendetta]

[samgirard]

└Pommel Horse Guy: Stephen Nedoroscik

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

They’ve been hyping up this guy going on the pommel horse for over two hours so I am expecting nothing less than him bringing that thing to life and riding off into the Parisian sunset

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