#ned the knight

[nedtheknight]

Lesser Dragon

[snorristurluson]

I read Gaius' bio and dude that JJK brainrot activated like a motherfucking sleeper agent I HAD to do it

[moondostj]

“beautiful, and willful, and dead before her time.” / “he dreamed of her at times, so often that he could almost see her face. in his dreams, she was beautiful, and highborn, and her eyes were kind.” / “you saw her beauty, but not the iron underneath.” / “the slim, sad girl who wore a crown of pale blue roses and a white gown spattered with gore.”

— george r.r martin

[imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

Starks 🤍🩶✨

a lot of red hair

[mummer]

neeeeeed to queen out with them

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Cause Monstrox killed everyone i know n love ok???

[atopvisenyashill]

i was thinking more about characters Performing Gender, but not necessarily Transgressing Gender. I wound up focusing on Ned and Sansa bc I feel like I understand them the most but-

Sansa as a hostage is imo the most obvious (bc it’s so well done) moment of someone clearly Performing Gender but not being transgressive in that performance. Which isn’t to say it’s not a complicated performance; it’s a fine line Sansa walks between weaponizing her gender to protect herself without seeming too fake. She’s trying to placate the Lannisters by playing the perfect, dedicated, air headed betrothed because it’s the only defense she has - if she outwardly rebels, she will be punished in a likely violent and/or sexual way (which isn’t even conjecture - when she says “or maybe he’ll give me yours” Joffrey has her struck with an armored hand). She’s not quite successful in being convincing but that’s because it’s a rather extreme situation; despite no one believing her, she does make herself seem meek and stupid enough that no one suspects she’s plotting to escape with Dontos until she’s well away from KL. The fact that she even has Dontos to confide in is because of Sansa’s relationship with gender! When she saves him, she covers her rebellious slip by playing up Joffrey’s intelligence & his role as King; she reaches for “tools” of her gender AND of ~proper manhood~ to save a life and herself from another beating. Her retreats into the godswood and silence are very much Sansa attempting to recharge from these draining interactions, the same way a knight would need to stop and eat and rest after a fight. She is fighting, constantly, by forcing herself to stay within the narrow confines of a specific type of gender performance as a way of shielding herself from harm.

Ned yelling at Cat is another big one, and I’ve seen the scene referred to as Ned using his patriarchal power to scare Cat, which is a great description. It feels like a Performance because Ned is putting on this terrifying Lord Stark mask in an attempt to get Catelyn to stop asking about Jon (and Lyanna). This is not how he usually acts with those he loves! When Ned is with His People, he is welcoming of questions, curiosity, emotion, even transgressive thought (to a point! the idea that Ned is a feminist because he lets Arya learn to fight is Not accurate but you can’t deny he allows significantly more flexibility wrt gender expression than most of the fathers we meet in this series. the bar is in hell tho). Yet when Cat asks him about Jon’s mother, Ned scares her so well she stops asking & still remembers the moment bitterly over a decade later. And if that snippet we see through Bran’s eyes of Ned praying that Cat will forgive him does come after she asks (like it’s suspected), it’s clear not only that this is a performance he’s putting on & weaponizing against Cat, it’s one he does not like using as a weapon against someone he is close to. After using the power his gender gives him to cause harm, he retreats to the godswood and silence to pray and rest, much like Sansa. A spiritual cleanse, the way a soldier may pray after battle, to reset and reconnect Being A Proper Man to Being A Kind Man.

I think there’s something interesting in that two of the characters most widely defined by how well they adhere to Westerosi gender norms both dislike feeling like they had to weaponize their gender. They are exhausted by the performance, because it’s a performance. This isn’t Sansa getting excited over tourneys, or Ned teaching his sons to fight; it’s toxic masculinity, it’s structural misogyny. It’s something they’re good at, excel at, and connected to something they enjoy but when it’s paired with violence, whether done by Ned or done to Sansa, it crosses over in their minds from an innate part of themselves (The Gender) to a performance necessary due to survival (The Gender Role). And that after these performances, both retreat to nature & god as a way of resting and cleansing from the experience.

[bruciemilf]

Physically I’m doing nothing. Mentally I’m imagining a game of thrones batfamily au

[deadpeasantgirls]

Criston Cole is the embodiment of everything wrong with courtly love. Knights gained social access to women of equal or higher rank by swearing obedience, to protect them and their (chaste) love and desire for them. Knights and ladies could play at flirting and mime adoration while not threatening the feudal exchange of political access, alliances and wealth transfer in arranged marriages. Criston operates in this social structure to justify locking Alicent out of real political power but is also extremely vulnerable, especially romantically or sexually to her and Rhaenyra. That’s not to say he would consider any of his sex scenes to be assault but his can’t really initiate or ask for emotional intimacy or anything resembling a partnership. Criston is in a distinctly masculine role but his agency is limited - somewhat like wives’ agency is in ASOIAF.

[tsnbrainrot]

Heath Ledger + Letterboxd Reviews

↳ April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008

[nedtheknight]

Ned the Knight 07: The Lorde Knights of Yachua

[shewatchestvtoo]

Peaky Blinders, Season 1 Episode 1

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

Favourite character bingo but with characters I love in my childhood

Left to right in order:

(First Row)

Luigi - Mario

Mr Scatterbrain - Mr Men Show

Meta Knight - Kirby

Discord - My Little Pony

DangerGrid - Skatoony

(Second row)

Simon Belmont - Captain N The Game Master

Ales Mansay - Rayman

Fred - Scooby Doo

Rainbow Dash - My Little Pony

Mr Nonsense - Mr Men

(Third row)

Wes Weasley - Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Astral - Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

Mog - Meg and Mog

Killer Moth - Batman - The Brave and The Bold

(Fourth row)

Man Ray - SpongeBob

Benny - LEGO Movie

Pleakley - Lilo and Stitch

Garfield

Gomez Addams - Addams Family

(Fifth row)

Rayman

Ned Flanders - Simpsons

Luvli - Moshi Monsters

Kiyoshi - Hanazuki

Cilan - Pokémon

Pr0ships, c0mships, bigots, z00ph!les, anti-self shippers, NSFW, necr0philes and p#dophiles DNI!!!

[prettygreenpills]

okay, hear me out.

blood play. Brienne of Tart. Dom reader x sub bienne

aaaand I would like to take this 🪼 emoji for the requests and anon games:) thank you so much!

Oh my- let me just say, poor Brienne-

KINKTOBER day 10 | blood play - Brienne of Tart

I’m not scared

warnings: cutting, blood play, sub!brienne, dom!reader, fingering, eating out, etc.

“Lay onto the bed,” you told the high beauty and when you turned around and saw her only in her fabric bra and panties, you breathed out in satisfaction.

“What now?” Brienne asked, her voice quiet and like silk. You smiled only and turned to see her. Her sword was laying on the carpet next to the bed and you walked over there, taking it. “Y/n-“

“I am sure after the years of being a knight few cuts don’t really bother you,” you noted softly and Brienne shook her head no. Smiling at her, you turned around and started undressing as well.

“What do you want to do with my sword?” She asked you and when you looked at her, you could see some worries in her eyes.

“Not with the sword but this smaller knife,” setting the things into right positions, you showed her the knife she had hidden next to her sword and Brienne gulped.

You put the knife down to her legs and you started taking off your own dress. When you unhooked all of the strings it had and let it fall onto the floor, the knight gasped at the sight of you undressing. You took your underskirt off too and you were left only in your underwear.

“Now be a good girl for me okay?” You asked her quietly and in your underwear, you crawled up to the bed.

Brienne nodded her head and you saw how she took a deep breath. Realizing that she undressed just then, your eyes widened as they fell onto her pretty hard pink nipples.

“You look so beautiful,” you breathed out and kissed her onto one of her nipples. Brienne moaned out and tilted her head back, giving you a beautiful sight of her neck. And this was an amazing opportunity.

“Don’t get scared okay?” You warned her softly and she just hummed. You took the smaller knife you had taken out earlier and pressed it against her neck softly. Brienne gulped what you could see and you just smiled. “You look even more beautiful like this.”

“T-Thank you,” she said and from her voice you could say that she was scared. Your smile widened even more and you kissed her down on her torso, moving aside to kiss her nipples. Brienne pushed her tits out for you as she arched in her back from the feeling, so you took one of her nipples into your mouth and sucked on it softly. “Oh my-“

You smiled for yourself and let your hand trail down between her legs. You softly brushed her upper thighs, what left the strong woman all shaky under you.

With loads of kisses, somehow you made your way down, straight to her core. When you were kissing her on her pubic bone, Brienne spread opened her legs for you and one of her hands started playing with your hair while she was focusing on taking deep breaths.

“So eager,” you commented only over her behavior and a second later you started sucking on the spots on her inner thighs. Brienne moaned softly and you continued upper and more to the middle, until your lips didn’t meet with her dripping wetness.

“Please-“

Without giving her and answer, you looked up at her from between her legs. Brienne had her eyes closed and she was waiting for you what would you do. So you decided to circle your tongue around her clit, just to tease the woman a little. Along with playing with your tongue, you brought your hand between her legs and teased her entrance with one of your fingers.

“Y/n- fuck me-“ Brienne breathed out with her accent and you could swear you could feel yourself throb. Ready to give the woman what she needed, you prepared two fingers and started making your way softly inside of her, ready to bring the woman the most beautiful pleasure on the whole world.

Taking the knife with your free hand, you softly brought it to her silky skin. While you were busy working with your lips, tongue and your fingers inside of the woman, the hand with weapon peacefully waited for its time to shine.

“Oh god- Y/n-“

“Mmmmh,” you just moaned against her, sending vibrations through her whole body, hopefully bringing her a little more pleasure.

Brienne kept moaning softly and filling the room with her noises. Eating the woman out and finger-fucking her, you brought the knife to her thighs softly and then you looked up at her.

As the blonde felt the cold metal on her skin, she lifted her head up and tensed up a little bit. You just smiled, trying to calm her down and you softly slid her knife on the snowy white skin. As you did so, Brienne hissed from pain and what surprised you… she moaned.

“Oh, do we like this?” You asked her with a smile and you still moved your fingers. Hitting her walls, Brienne wasn’t able to answer you. And honestly, you didn’t really need an answer from her.

The moans were enough.

Still sliding her own weapon on her body, you were marking her and Brienne was moaning louder and louder each time you cut her. And you liked her reactions so much.

When you cut her under her boob and her body was all from blood, you threw the knife away and moved up. Licking your lips, you licked that one wound, making the woman almost scream in pleasurable pain. Then she hissed and you licked her whole wound.

Sucking on few of them, when you tasted the metal in your mouth, your eyes closed. And when your mouth was full, you pulled away and leant above Brienne’s face, waiting for her to open her mouth.

And she did so. As soon as she parted her lips, you spit her blood into her mouth and then you kissed her onto her lips.

“Oh fuck-“ Brienne hissed louder and you kissed her onto the injury after that. Then you softly pulled away and looked at her body which was decorated with few red cuts.

Your fingers were discovering every single curve of her body from the inside. You straightened in your back and settled your thumb on her clit. She let out a soft gasp and she pushed her hips up in the air just like her boobs before.

“P-please-“

“Please what darling? You’ll need to speak up for me.”

“Please fuck me- I need to cum-“ Brienne kept moaning and when you looked her into her face and found her frowning… you knew that you were about to give it to her really easily.

“You’ll cum baby, whenever you need. Just look at you how well are you taking me. Such a great girl you are-“

And how you finished your sentence with praising her, Brienne reacted.

She arched in her back, pulled her thighs together. Her mouth was opened agape even though no sound left from her mouth only heavy breathing. Her walls clenched around your fingers and warmth covered them just like when you started using your fingers on her.

“Holy fuck-“ Brienne just breathed out a little louder than before and you smiled, fingering her through the orgasm, what left her body all shaking.

“That’s it Brienne, you’re such a god girl for me, doing an amazing job,” still praising the woman through her orgasm, you swallowed. God you wanted to taste her so bad…

When Brienne let out a soft exhale, that was a sign for you that you could take your fingers out. And you did so. With that movement, Brienne exhaled softly and she kept resting on the bed. While you were licking your fingers clean, you kept watching Brienne who seemed to be too exhausted to even move.

“Oh my goodness,” she moaned softly and opened her eyes looking at you, how you were licking your fingers.

“You taste delicious.” You told her with a smile on your lips and Brienne went red in her cheeks.

“T-Thank you,” she said shyly and swallowed.

“You’re very welcome my beautiful knight.” You whispered to her and a smile widened on your lips.

[mzcain27]

God the R+L=J theories have all been so valid since the very first book tbh