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Looking for the right kind of plants, for example, flowers to Kyte's liking, is pretty straightforward, and as soon as we can prepare to travel to Sauria to start working with the Saurians, we'll be sure to buy all the plants (and seeds) necessary here on Corneria.
-Jamie
#researching#search engine#nearest#garden centre#flowers#gerbera#lavender#bee balm#kyte#cloudrunner#sauria#dinosaur planet#krystal#jamie#jamie guy#jamie and george#heiho#art
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He’s shy
#my art#Batman#Cassandra Cain#Bruce voice: I have a mission for you. accompany me to the nearest rite aid to buy last minute black eye shadow because ordering online#takes a minimum of one day delivery. I need it for patrol tonight#next we go to ktown to see the chiikawa collab in civilian wear. this is very important and an urgent mission
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"Where'd you learn those moves?" "Oh, I was just following your lead." [chuckles] "Mmm, he's got lines."
JINX/POWDER APPROACHING EKKO | ARCANE S01E04 X S02E07
#arcane season 2#jinx x ekko#timebomb#arcaneedit#league of legends edit#jinx#ekko#league#arcane#~arcane#~#arcane spoilers#someone direct me to the nearest fucking bridge right now i'm going for a 1080 backflip into my death#the agony that ekko must feel having lived these two lives... and choosing one without her...
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
#uuuuggggghhhhhh#this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life#these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal#but i thought they were cute so#here ya go#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary#i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead#i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone#the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot#h a h a
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after 11 tabs, 2 video essays, 6 hours of chatting on discord, 4 meals, 7 zone-out sessions, 4 doodle pages, 2 illustrations, 10 hours of twitter scrolling, 3 hour naps, 1 DnD session, 7 hours of tumblr scrolling, 15 hours of switching between social medias, 5 youtube videos about my hyperfixation, 2 hours of wikipedia hopping, 4 mental breakdowns, 3 hours of make-up, 9 hours of outfit wearing, and 12 old youtube videos, I FINALLY finished my 5 minute homework! ^_^
#i love being neurodivergetn#someone bring me to the nearest diagnosis center theyd have a field day
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#(edgeworth voice) not like that phoenix god dammit#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#gyakuten saiban#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#larry butz#spoilers aa 3-4#dounart#narumitsu#if you squint#art#fanart#last panel made me want to smash my head against the nearest vertical surface how the fuck do you draw#me/perspective: enemies to arch nemesis arc (hurt no comfort)
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I like the Blackquills :)
redrawing (and animating) some sprites for animation practice
#i love that they laugh in the exact same way (slapping the nearest surface)#(including cloncos poor head lmao)#simon blackquill#jin yuugami#aura blackquill#kaguya yuugami#clonco#hes here too#ace attorney#ace attorney dual destinies#aa5#aa dd#gyakuten saiban#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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One of the greatest things about Prompto Argentum is the implication that he always can and unerringly will find the most violent, over-the-top destructive machines in a given area if you just give him 2 seconds. He and Gladio split off from the main party to "cause a distraction" and then there's a tremendous explosion from offscreen. In altissia he somehow goes and commandeers a small military craft in under five minutes. He gets thrown from a train, almost dies of hypothermia, and one of the first things he does upon waking up is locate the nearest bazooka. What a guy.
#my partner and I have a running bit that prompto can always and without error locate the nearest stick of dynamite#mans just keeps bringing back explosions and arson like a hunting cat bringing you mice#final fantasy#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#ff15#ffxv#ff 15#ff xv#prompto argentum#ffxv prompto#ff15 prompto
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(G)I-DLE's Shuhua Sends The Web Into Meltdown Nearest Going Viral For Her Attractive AF Outfit All over A Contemporary Display
Some netizens needed to do a double shoot as they didn’t comprehend it used to be Shuhua! Koreaboo Simply now (G)I-DLE‘s Shuhua has sent the internet into meltdown after going viral for her sexy AF look during a recent show. (G)I-DLE’s Shuhua | @yeh.shaa_/Instagram But, as she has grown and matured, netizens have spotted that Shuhua has change into extra assured in herself. Particularly,…
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#wanted to mess with a color palette i saw so just slapped it on the nearest sketch I hate#uhh just dont look at the hands or the wings or the general anatomy or the tangents or#utmv#undertale au#sans undertale#aftertale#geno sans#aftertale sans#reapertale#reaper sans#afterdeath#afterdeath ship#sanscest
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a bingqiu witches x xianxia fusion, as prompted by cass and fulfilled as part of an ongoing fundraising event at svsss gotcha 4 gaza!
#svsss#scum villain#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#mxtx#my art#i wanted to bring viet!binghe out for once#the prompter wanted them to be sitting on xiu ya#but the sword's not long enough to fit two grown men sooo next best thing was to have it tied to the broom lol#the white cat is sj#probably#but i can't decide if he's sy's familiar ORRR#if it was a summoning gone wrong#in which sy was summoned to possess sj's body by someone with Bad Vibes and inadvertently ejected sj's soul into the nearest living thing#which was a nearby white cat#ORRRR we do this sabrina the teenage witch style#and sj was sentenced to live a 100 years as a cat for some atrocity he may or may not have been involved in
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Sometimes I think the fact that role reversal isn't as popular with bingqiu as it is with ranwan should be a crime.
GIMME SHIZUN LUO BINGHE!! Give me a Luo Binghe that has been starved of love his whole life, about to lose all faith in humanity and fully fall to Xin Mo, only to be shown kindness for the first time since his adoptive mother died in the form of his white lotus of a disciple that he learns to love oh-so much. Gimme the man that tries to touch him any chance he gets. Give me the guilt and shame that comes with the kind of love a shizun should not have for their disciple. Give me him continuing to love him anyway, because, well, how could you not? It's Shen Yuan.
Gimme a Shen Yuan that transmigrates into a role of a disciple that supposed to betray his shizun, the main character of the novel. Give me a Shen Yuan that doesn't know what to do so he buries himself in books and quests for B-points, not realizing he's caught his Shizun's eye. Give me a Shen Yuan that knows of the pain Luo Binghe went through, and chooses to try and take care of him, however clumsy that care may be.
#ofc this ends with shen yuan bent over the nearest table getting fucked stupid (as he should <3)#anqels ramblings#eva.txt#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#mxtx#shen yuan#scum villain self saving system#from the drafts#shizun luo binghe au
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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AI Search Engines: Why won't you use us? 😭
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#Sorry but uncle Frank warned us about them thinking machines#Sometimes I wish he were alive just to see what's going on#Frank would totally take a bat to the nearest computer if it asked him to use ai#frank herbert's dune#frank herbert#dune#dune 2021#dune memes#paul atreides#children of dune#dune messiah#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune
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sometimes procrastinating means drawing lots of zukos; he babygirl
#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko#i saw a fancy pair of gold-rimmed glasses and had to put them on old man zuko#artists on tumblr#fanart#ink blot#maiko if you squint#mai's excuse to push him into the nearest source of water#she doesn't care how transparent she is#and neither does zuko
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reverse somnophilia with kylar—as in through the depths of the twinkling night, they can’t help their creaking footsteps from making its way to your thoroughly sleeping form, restless slip their way through an opened window you’ve oh, so thoughtlessly left opened like the forgetful boy that you can be.
but, doesn’t that explain enough on it’s own? that being, an unspoken invitation left by yours truly for him to eventually sneak his way towards your snoozing self—merely unperturbed by the way his quivering figure hovers above your own. prettily dozing away for him to do as he so pleases and that is, to settle himself underneath the woollen covers as well, as though this is where he irrefutably belongs so. him, your curled up form that remains blissfully aware of a foreign presence intimately pressed against your own. . . ah, there it is—found it.
for you see, he’s inadvertently uncovered an unknown secret of yours during one of his numerous trespassing trips of laying upon your single bed, too. one which you’re sorely left unaware of, judging by the way you hadn’t taken proper measures of not purely sleeping in your mere underwear. the sudden grasp of your welcoming arms finding themselves encircled around the width of his rather. . . skinny waist, singular leg hooked upon his hip like it’s the most natural thing to do, as per expected—you cutely cuddle the nearest thing within your reach, in your sleep, but not only that either. simultaneously humping along the familiar curvature of his backside, dribbling cock neatly resting between his asscheeks.
and funnily enough, he doesn’t make the slightest movement so as to potentially startle you. gleefully lets himself be used so, as your unsuspecting stress toy in your slumbering wake. since you certainly need the resulting relief, don’t you? or so, his deluded self has properly convinced himself of such—that he’s surely helping, is all! rubbing along the straining bulge of your leaking cock head firmly pressed against the stretchy material, subconsciously squeezing his squishy thighs to further aid the eventual release, which you seek yourself.
no, no—he really can’t help the stifled whimpers that spills past bitten lips meant to be silenced. cranes his neck partially to the side to witness your utterly adorable expression you’re presently wearing while you’re practically fucking someone’s clothed behind. hitched breath faltering and uncaring for the possible name that may slip out as you’re doing this. solely concentrated on delightfully drinking in the deepening furrow of your brows, flutter of your curled lashes and quivering of your glistening lip. further coaxing you into finishing for your rewarded efforts of crudely grinding yourself against a willing kylar, and finish—you do. rumpled sheets laid askew in the desolate room itself, sticky seed spattering amongst the mattress’s extended space, but more importantly. . . covering the surface of his shorts like a candid trophy meant to be flaunted, which he won’t as this is meant to be only his to witness.
so maybe, the loner breathlessly lays there for a couple more minutes to savour the feel of your body nicely close to his—despite being unconscious of such. steals a glimpse downwards to where his cute, little cock lays untouched and pressed against the inward part of his thigh. doesn’t let himself chase any sort of release either because, in the most pervasive of ways, he finds it hotter that you’ve involuntarily neglected him of such an orgasm. let him silently leave once he’s done his part of satisfying your sleeping form underneath various blankets as though he was never was here, to begin with.
and maybe too, do you awaken in the morning with a noticeably apparent flush to stain the fullness of your cheeks. inwardly cursing at having another salacious, wet dream to be the barren cause as to why your briefs are now stupidly painted shear in your translucent cum. jolting upwards at robin’s curious head peering to the side from your door left ajar while claiming it’s nothing—you’ll be the one to clean this filthy mess and slip on your school uniform on time.
unbeknownst to the fact that the dark headed boy adds another stained shorts of his to his growing collection, disgustingly admires the sheen of your fat load now adorning the fabric of his clothes. sometimes wears them as though they’re a part of himself, too.
perhaps, he’ll make due to consequentially have your pulsating cock catch on the rim of his puffy hole next time and then, hold your dripping seed in his ass to school.
yeah, maybe. that’s an idea.
#this is probably not what they call reverse somnophilia but shit#what do I know#I just find it funnier when the top is thoroughly asleep#and meanwhile the bottom does as they please with their body#except it’s more like the bottom find themsleves at the tops mercy#cuz fuck now your cock is hard and you’re humping the nearest unsuspecting person like a madman#but that’s gross#man that’s fucking disgusting kylar#dol#degrees of lewdity#kylar the loner#top male reader#dom male reader#ahah… ahahahaha#UNTARNISHED TAPE FOUND. 001
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