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Looking for the right kind of plants, for example, flowers to Kyte's liking, is pretty straightforward, and as soon as we can prepare to travel to Sauria to start working with the Saurians, we'll be sure to buy all the plants (and seeds) necessary here on Corneria.
-Jamie
#researching#search engine#nearest#garden centre#flowers#gerbera#lavender#bee balm#kyte#cloudrunner#sauria#dinosaur planet#krystal#jamie#jamie guy#jamie and george#heiho#art
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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after 11 tabs, 2 video essays, 6 hours of chatting on discord, 4 meals, 7 zone-out sessions, 4 doodle pages, 2 illustrations, 10 hours of twitter scrolling, 3 hour naps, 1 DnD session, 7 hours of tumblr scrolling, 15 hours of switching between social medias, 5 youtube videos about my hyperfixation, 2 hours of wikipedia hopping, 4 mental breakdowns, 3 hours of make-up, 9 hours of outfit wearing, and 12 old youtube videos, I FINALLY finished my 5 minute homework! ^_^
#i love being neurodivergetn#someone bring me to the nearest diagnosis center theyd have a field day
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Every time I see companies selling """punk""" jewellery or clothing I become apoplectic with rage. Just saw a £65 padlock necklace advertised to me bitch Fuck you go to your nearest weird little shop that sells everything in the world including fake Rolexes and bongs the size of a toddler. Buy a thing of chain and a padlock. Borrow some bolt cutters someone you know will probably own some and if not get some cheap ones or borrow from a local tool library. Slap em together. Maximum cost £30 and that's MAXIMUM that's assuming you bought over a metre of expensive heavy chain AND bought the bolt cutters. You can do it for under a fiver with a wallet chain and pliers. I still wear a necklace I made when I was 15 out of a wallet chain and pliers and a padlock I got in a set of 3 from poundland. If the issue is dexterity or otherwise disability related then find a friend and swap a favour with them it'll still be cheaper than these scamming poser companies and will help you build community and share resources. Something which is actually punk. Fuckin. Capitalist posers
#ive made skirts in exchange for jewellery and ive done manual lifting in exchange for some clothing repairs and ill help with any project#in exchange for a snack and a pint#never give money to corporations for something you can ask your nearest butch faggot to do for swapsies
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#(edgeworth voice) not like that phoenix god dammit#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#gyakuten saiban#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#larry butz#spoilers aa 3-4#dounart#narumitsu#if you squint#art#fanart#last panel made me want to smash my head against the nearest vertical surface how the fuck do you draw#me/perspective: enemies to arch nemesis arc (hurt no comfort)
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Diavolo using the royal family's official letterhead and seal to send MC random pen pal-style letters for fun.
A postal demon who is anxious beyond belief grips the letter as tight as they dare to, neither wanting a breeze to blow it away nor for the paper inside to get crumpled. It was the talk of all local postal workers that morning. It's obviously incredibly important, the prince's own penmanship graces the front of it! Such a letter should not be left in the mailbox.
They knock on the door to the House of Lamentation, shaking. MC opens it.
The postal demon quickly bows their head. "An urgent correspondence!" they proclaim while handing over the message with two scrawny arms. As soon as MC has their mail, the postal demon flees and MC returns inside to find a letter opener.
Hey!
I discovered a book the other day with many fascinating human jokes! Have you heard this one?
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts!
Isn't that hilarious? Everyone knows that common undead skeletons don't have cognizance and will absolutely fight each other. Or anything that moves, really. This must be an example of that 'sarcasm' you told me about. Human jokes can be so funny!
Yours truly,
Diavolo
#diavolo takes knock knock jokes literally and doesn't say “knock knock” he just knocks on the nearest wall. that would be cute.#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me diavolo#obey me diavolo x mc
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"Where'd you learn those moves?" "Oh, I was just following your lead." [chuckles] "Mmm, he's got lines."
JINX/POWDER APPROACHING EKKO | ARCANE S01E04 X S02E07
#arcane season 2#jinx x ekko#timebomb#arcaneedit#league of legends edit#jinx#ekko#league#arcane#~arcane#~#arcane spoilers#someone direct me to the nearest fucking bridge right now i'm going for a 1080 backflip into my death#the agony that ekko must feel having lived these two lives... and choosing one without her...
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(G)I-DLE's Shuhua Sends The Web Into Meltdown Nearest Going Viral For Her Attractive AF Outfit All over A Contemporary Display
Some netizens needed to do a double shoot as they didn’t comprehend it used to be Shuhua! Koreaboo Simply now (G)I-DLE‘s Shuhua has sent the internet into meltdown after going viral for her sexy AF look during a recent show. (G)I-DLE’s Shuhua | @yeh.shaa_/Instagram But, as she has grown and matured, netizens have spotted that Shuhua has change into extra assured in herself. Particularly,…
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#wanted to mess with a color palette i saw so just slapped it on the nearest sketch I hate#uhh just dont look at the hands or the wings or the general anatomy or the tangents or#utmv#undertale au#sans undertale#aftertale#geno sans#aftertale sans#reapertale#reaper sans#afterdeath#afterdeath ship#sanscest
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He’s shy
#my art#Batman#Cassandra Cain#Bruce voice: I have a mission for you. accompany me to the nearest rite aid to buy last minute black eye shadow because ordering online#takes a minimum of one day delivery. I need it for patrol tonight#next we go to ktown to see the chiikawa collab in civilian wear. this is very important and an urgent mission
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a bingqiu witches x xianxia fusion, as prompted by cass and fulfilled as part of an ongoing fundraising event at svsss gotcha 4 gaza!
#svsss#scum villain#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#mxtx#my art#i wanted to bring viet!binghe out for once#the prompter wanted them to be sitting on xiu ya#but the sword's not long enough to fit two grown men sooo next best thing was to have it tied to the broom lol#the white cat is sj#probably#but i can't decide if he's sy's familiar ORRR#if it was a summoning gone wrong#in which sy was summoned to possess sj's body by someone with Bad Vibes and inadvertently ejected sj's soul into the nearest living thing#which was a nearby white cat#ORRRR we do this sabrina the teenage witch style#and sj was sentenced to live a 100 years as a cat for some atrocity he may or may not have been involved in
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AI Search Engines: Why won't you use us? 😭
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#Sorry but uncle Frank warned us about them thinking machines#Sometimes I wish he were alive just to see what's going on#Frank would totally take a bat to the nearest computer if it asked him to use ai#frank herbert's dune#frank herbert#dune#dune 2021#dune memes#paul atreides#children of dune#dune messiah#chapterhouse: dune#duncan idaho#god emperor of dune
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sometimes procrastinating means drawing lots of zukos; he babygirl
#avatar the last airbender#atla#zuko#i saw a fancy pair of gold-rimmed glasses and had to put them on old man zuko#artists on tumblr#fanart#ink blot#maiko if you squint#mai's excuse to push him into the nearest source of water#she doesn't care how transparent she is#and neither does zuko
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My take on the Skeleton ghouls from RHRN🦴
I love them so much, they've been living in my head rent free since i first saw them, and i also happen to have some headcanons about them possibly fitting in with the lore and the other ghouls, but i decided to give them some additional visualisation and love as well, and here we are.
#my art#the band ghost#ghost the band#nameless ghouls#rite here rite now#ghost rhrn#skeleton ghouls#ghost band headcanons#rhrn skeleton dancers#ghost bc#you can expect a lot of content with them in the nearest future tehee
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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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