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chucklechampion · 1 year ago

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holy jesus fuck why did nobody warn me feathers were that BAD what the FUCK

#just got ALMOST MURDERED by a single feather!!!! what the SHIT #i was like ‘hehe they gonna tickle my tummy or feet :3’ and IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE KILL WITH A FEATHER IN THE EAR #AND IT ONLY GOT W O R S E DUDE #flailing yelling tearing up bad from spots i WOULD NEVER SUSPECT #anyway anybody need like five feathers i dont need them anymore theyve done enough #okay are we deep enough in the tags yet #has everyone stopped reading #good #that was my new favorite thing of all time it was SO FUN AND IT TICKLED SO BAD AND THE FEELING OF A FEATHER IS JUST SO DIFFERENT AND AAAAA #……… imagine more than one feather……..#nay i shant……..

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insomniac-arrest · 5 months ago

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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

#nay I shant mention him #ralph #memes

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flufflecat · 3 months ago

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#gravity falls #Alex Hirsch #bill cipher #so Alex is putting on a gravity falls cosplay contest for nycc #Alex when I get you....#Alex if I didn't have 12 days to prepare for this....#and like 7 other projects ongoing at once....#and entire marionette to carve before the con.....#and also didn't have a job to work.......#AGHHHHHHHH #idk what I'd even be #go to party city and buy their entire stock of everything yellow probably #put it all in a pile stab it with scissors and douse it in hot glue then roll in it until it forms a dress #then glue some fake eyeballs wherever possible #bill cipher deconstructed #but nay I shant #i can't. I mustnt.#I'm already dressing in a closet greed cosplay bc that's easy and I'll look cute as hell in it #agh #agh agh aghhhhhhh #forcibly telling myself no you are on such a time crunch rn you can't waste a day of wood carving to make a cosplay #FORCIBLY TELLING MYSELF THIS. AGGRESSIVELY.

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badnewswhatsleft · 9 months ago

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(x/x) patrick let me do that to you. please

#also...................................................................................................... nay....... i shant say..........#media blitz

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kaptainandy · 8 months ago

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"if herbert west is trans that means he named himself 'herbert.' who the fuck would name themselves herbert?" you fool. you buffoon. you absolute moron. do you really think the pretentious king of transmascs wouldn't choose a name in which the letters "hrt" appear in order? also what could possibly be more transmasc than having a name that is a perfect anagram of "hrt beer?"

#source: i'm right and also herbert told me himself when he and i were- nay i shant say uwu #anyway i sat on this for an hour because i was at work and was like #there is no way his name spells out hrt beer perfectly #but alas i blew my own mind #kaptainandy's log #reanimator #re animator #re-animator #herbert west #lgbt stuff

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oysters-aint-for-me · 11 months ago

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so for my friends birthday i got her this decorative plate:

and she was fucking thrilled with it

and she asked me to take a picture of her with it for her dating profiles

so i did

and then i photoshopped out a piece of spinach that had been stuck in her teeth in the picture

and she just told me yesterday that it has been a BIG hit w the ladies and practically tripled her response rate from women

and now i feel like a lesbian cyrano de bergerac

#before you ask yes i WOULD like to overshare about her but… nay…… i shant

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poryqons · 17 days ago

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i feel like im the only guy here who actively dislikes patelgraves bc gideon's there like mattie dont panic girl but an ugly insane bitch is right next to u

#ofc im being silly but yeah. its just not for me #matthew patel #do i tag this as gideon graves and risk getting mobbed. nay. i shant

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doccywhomst · 1 year ago

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paintings to me

#paintings….. i could do….#nay i shant #that way lies madness #fifth doctor #doctor who #classic who

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foolsocracy · 3 months ago

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i hate college man why is my evening snack hot water and a ziplock bag of crushed crackers i found in the pantry

#and my laptop broke it fell and the screen won’t turn on 😭😭😭#will i ever be free from the toil #nay #i shant #the dog speaks #but otherwise today was good #:] peace and love #i need to go to the food store so bad

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primeillust · 1 month ago

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chomp

#art #fanart #obey me #obm #omswd #self ship #self insert #self pawtrait #yumeship #this is criminally self indulgent #and i mean this had to be wrangled out of me so i could post this on bluesky #there were emotions. and is art not the way to express oneself effectively. and. .... and.... nay. i shant say it #i want my mouth on his collarbone #eh....... who said that......#strange.#theres a ghost in here.

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disegnidipizzo · 2 years ago

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wrow

#silly doodle from work that wouldnt leave my head and thus it had to be transcribed #disco elysium #electrochemistry #de skills #do you think echem and joye de vivre could have some synapse4synapse... nay i shant say

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torturingpeople · 3 months ago

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pondering a new oc... her epithet would be the hallucinating violinist and she's based off me listening to tartini's "devil's trill sonata" ... perhaps i will draw a refernce for her... perhaps....

#i'm going to start tagging her here because she basicaly already exists #just in my head #the hallucinating violinist #tposts #tp ocs #tpaints #dare i tag this with the official fallen london tag...#nay i shant

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calamity-calliope · 1 year ago

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Your Majesty I can assure you that the Admiralty's budget is used appropriately I promise

#fun fact! there aren't a lot of portraits of Sequencers ingame because they're all sneaky sneaks #dare I say they're in your walls?#Nay. I shant #...unless?#fallen london #sunless sea #the dawn machine #the new sequence #memes

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purpletyrant · 5 months ago

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bye-bye, and we'll never, ever meet again in the end, i remembered that little word taking my breaths calmly, my eyes opened up my eyes opened up, my eyes opened up, your name is—

#mad artz #the ancient magus bride #ancient magus bride #mahoutsukai no yome #should be fucking illegal how many different tags this series has #chise hatori #yori #do i dare tag him at fumiki? nay i shant #i love to draw tamb fanart where one person is metaphorically small dont ask me why it just works

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pettyprocrastination · 2 years ago

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we need more masc girls in horror. I want to see a butch chase down ghostface and punch him so hard in his solar plexus he can’t breath. I want to see a giant muscular-slow-walking slasher woman chase the final girl through the woods while holding a butcher knife and wearing a carved mask. why aren’t we getting on this

#and then the slasher...nay i shant say it #tj talks

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a-dotrivenitupontop · 5 months ago

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y’know what? where are all the john kramer rp blogs.

#saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #john kramer #tobin bell #chat…. dare i…? nay. i shant say..

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