#nay i shant……..

[chucklechampion]

holy jesus fuck why did nobody warn me feathers were that BAD what the FUCK

[insomniac-arrest]

average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

[flufflecat]

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x/x) patrick let me do that to you. please

[kaptainandy]

"if herbert west is trans that means he named himself 'herbert.' who the fuck would name themselves herbert?" you fool. you buffoon. you absolute moron. do you really think the pretentious king of transmascs wouldn't choose a name in which the letters "hrt" appear in order? also what could possibly be more transmasc than having a name that is a perfect anagram of "hrt beer?"

[oysters-aint-for-me]

so for my friends birthday i got her this decorative plate:

and she was fucking thrilled with it

and she asked me to take a picture of her with it for her dating profiles

so i did

and then i photoshopped out a piece of spinach that had been stuck in her teeth in the picture

and she just told me yesterday that it has been a BIG hit w the ladies and practically tripled her response rate from women

and now i feel like a lesbian cyrano de bergerac

[doccywhomst]

paintings to me

[foolsocracy]

i hate college man why is my evening snack hot water and a ziplock bag of crushed crackers i found in the pantry

[disegnidipizzo]

wrow

[torturingpeople]

pondering a new oc... her epithet would be the hallucinating violinist and she's based off me listening to tartini's "devil's trill sonata" ... perhaps i will draw a refernce for her... perhaps....

[purpletyrant]

bye-bye, and we'll never, ever meet again in the end, i remembered that little word taking my breaths calmly, my eyes opened up my eyes opened up, my eyes opened up, your name is—

[pettyprocrastination]

we need more masc girls in horror. I want to see a butch chase down ghostface and punch him so hard in his solar plexus he can’t breath. I want to see a giant muscular-slow-walking slasher woman chase the final girl through the woods while holding a butcher knife and wearing a carved mask. why aren’t we getting on this

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

y’know what? where are all the john kramer rp blogs.

[14dayswithyou]

Is there any character from the cast Ren is willing to tolerate or maybe even starts some kind of friendship with them over time?

✦゜ANSWERED: Probably only River — but even then — it's extremely unlikely ^^; Ren genuinely doesn't have the ability nor capacity to feel empathy for anyone other than Angel, so any form of friendship would be strictly one-sided and doomed for failure T_T

[3dfeels]

priest and worshipper

[ottisbuns]

When my-

When-

When my 4' 11" boyfriend-