#nat 20 babey

[hellishfig]

lou still having the dice from fabian's terrible horrible no good very bad day and those dice consistently rolling poorly but him being determined to keep them is something that can be so personal

[lvebug]

@inhcritance said: ROLL FOR INVESTIGATION — 20

fishbowl guy¹ had just been standing here. right here, just feet away.

lovebug spins in a circle, but the entire street in all directions remains deserted, save for harry at her side. it had been—literally—the blink of an eye. there and gone. it doesn't make sense. this guy can't teleport because he would have by now. they always do. pop pop pop, he'd have circled them half a dozen times by now if he could.

she reaches out for harry's hand, the fact that they're lovebug and the green goblin be damned. what if he disappears too? but there's something else there, nudging at the edge of her senses. breathing...? her head tilts to the side and with focus—THERE! "he's still here." she says to harry. the hand not extended towards harry reaches out in the other direction, and she presses down on her webshooter. "i can hear him."

[mageuprising]

that feeling when ur gloomstalker rogue is able to solo a vrock... chefs kiss, so proud of my lil raven girl

[disappointingcabbage]

I just need you to know I got a nat 20 on the classic seduce the bartender roll last night while playing a gay cowboy for a oneshot. It was the first roll of the night.

[papa-poutine]

I'm in moonrise towers, disciple z'rell tries to read my mind to see if I'm REALLY a follower of the absolute, and I decide to distract her with my yearning for gale because why not, nat 20 babey

[nutria--oscura]

THE EPISODE TITLE- (me when i get a confidence boost at like 3am)(main character by will wood starts playing)

~spoilers for s2 e38~

THE OPENING YALL-

we're starting of strong bois-

i aspire to be normal oak (says the person who has never owned a heelys and has always wanted)

the roll that determines all *drum roll* NAT 20 LEZZZZ GOOOOOO LOVE WINS

we stan sparrow-

#fuck willy

shittatude is my new favourite word

taylor? taylor no-

cas and willy having good chemistry scares me. cas, girl, save yourself

normal: 'everyone gets to bully their dad' scary:

commune with the riddler? hermie can help with that (i need hermie content please anthony-)

oh yeah- scary didn't know they were married-

normal: THE gothcleats shipper

HERMIEEEEEEEE & NICKKKKK

ITS ARSON TIME BABEY- not yet? ok not yet but please-

taylor and nick content <3

normal and scary interactions <3

SCARYYYYYYYYY <3

CATBUS YAYYYYY!!!

YES SCARY! SCAM THAT FUCKER #FUCK WILLY

who- thE MAYOR???

thank you beth for that i'm gonna be reference <3

mayor margret mcsnarkles? we love alliteration

link really went from 'we cannot kill ANYONE' and not wanting mae to talk about torturing captives, to 'we could test this, by like, just shooting a few people, from here'- ik he counters it once sparrow says they don't know if they if its reversable or not but like-

HUMAN GUN HUMAN GUN HUMAN GUN

link: 'we can cast that sphere of darkness' taylor enthusiastic: yeah! normal half-hearted, sad: yea...

normal my boy, noooo-

TAYLOR-

stain glass window??? of the dads??? 'like the sort of thing we'd put on a shirt'??? you better put that on a shirt??? please???

every time they use the human gun i remember that the people they shoot are naked- and-

'there's a big tasty rat on the on the other side'

'i'm so sorry i lied to you catbus, i don't think there's a rat on the other side' YES THERE IS- FUCKING WILLY-

#fuck willy

just taylor??? oh no-

zone of truth on his balls-

... scary's the only one who can survive it? oh no-

it would kill willy, but not scary??? what-

LORE TIME LORE TIME

it's purple cause it's a combination of blue and red- ohhhhhhhh-

YES. KILL HIM.

YES TEENS SLAY (carefully)

CAS NO-

OH SHIT WILLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE Y-

W-WIFE

FUCK WILLY

i do not believe she would marry willy without consulting taylor no way in hell- engaged? fuck, mabye- but not married

WAIT THEY CANNOT KILL WILLY CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN CAS WOULD DIE

woah woah woah lark-

WILLY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

normal with the heelys and scary with the doc martens <3

why are willy's fears just my fears?

noooooooo- no more love wolf sparrow-

HERMIE AND NICK <3

nick gets banished #2

LET HIM COOK

'he's playing the long game like he always taught me! wait a minute- he didn't teach me shit' taylorrrrr-

3 pissbois

terri??

CASSANDRA-

FUCK YEAH NORMAL

FUCK NO WILLY

SCARY-

THE ROLL THAT DETERMINES ALL- FUCK YEA

we love the doodler

so farrr:

SPARROW IS DRUID CONFIRMED

GRANT IS A RANGER CONFIRMED

c'mon anthony! give em to us!

in conclusion:

Therapy for all! but they've started to work through it slightly!

[klimtsonian]

Hey hi! So what’s Cillian’s deal?? What’s his class? Is he actually a super average human or…? And what does a feyY2K setting look like? 👀

HEY HEY thanks so much for asking about my boy!! he is actually a human, but unfortunately his class is still a secret from my party so I’ll have to keep that under wraps for now 👀‼️ what I can tell you is this:

- he doesn’t really have any memories of his past

- he first started seeing magic after encountering fellow party members autry and sunless at the shop where he works (after rolling the campaign’s first nat 20 babey!!), and immediately fainted when seeing their true forms for the first time.

- the night after meeting the party, he had the first dream he can ever remember having, where he was on a battlefield holding a sword and overwhelmed by a feeling of loss and grief

- he is in possession of an ancient enchanted relic that, after bringing it to sunless to be identified, they discovered transforms into a sword. he of course dropped this sword on the ground immediately lol.

- he didn’t own a phone of his own (in his words, he didn’t have anyone to talk to), but party member aidyn gave him a nokia. he still hasn’t sent anything to the party’s groupchat yet, though.

I’ll be sure to give more updates on his adventures and lore (and relationships) as they come up!! session 4 is this weekend and I’m absolutely vibrating from excitement hhhhhh

[dearsheroozle]

NAT 20 ALLY BEARDSLEY IS BACK BABEY

[aceofwonders]

heidi smacking the dracolich in the face with bigby’s hand 😎

[captain-noface]

LMAO ASHLEY

“NAH let me do it” BINCH

[avaloniaofficial]

BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT

MISSION STATUS: S U C C E S S

[babybluebanshee]

19. Season one finale! Let me just reiterate that I hate Travis. Nat is right - he nearly died, everyone spent the night tripping balls, his brother is missing, and he’s STILL bitching and moaning about her not telling him every guy she slept with before him?

20. Natalie, at least tuck all your hair up in the hairnet.

21. Yeah, yeah, that entrance to the reunion was simultaneously cool and corny as hell, I’m too lost in Melanie Lynsky’s glorious rack to care.

22. I feel like there’s significance to Lottie being called Lot occasionally (like from Bible), but I’m not well-versed enough in scripture plus I’m too sleepy to think of it right now. I wonder if the show will end with anyone turning into a pillar of salt.

24. To reiterate my position on doomed yuri, Misty and Jessica? That’s the stuff, babey.

25. I find it interesting that the three people at the little altar thingy are Lottie, Van, and Misty, aka a girl who’s implied to be severely mentally ill and completely unmedicated, a girl with a drunk mother who’s been hiding her budding sexuality for years, and a girl who’s so desperate to feel wanted she’s willing to poison someone who rejects her romantically and (as she believes, because black boxes don’t work like that) sabotage the group’s chances of rescue so she doesn’t have to feel like an outcast ever again. As in, three people who’d be very susceptible to suggestion, the desire to have have explanations for why bad things happen even though sometimes there just isn’t one, and a group dynamic?

26. Okay, season one over. Not bad, a little more interpersonal drama than I was anticipating, but ya know, not dreadful. I’ll watch the next season. Can’t wait for culty weirdness.

finally decided to watch Yellowjackets, I’m on episode five, here’s thoughts:

I get that shows are always gonna be more slow burn than a movie, but holy fuck this pacing is murder

Travis sucks, I’m glad he’s dead

this show nails how off-putting “internet sleuths” so perfectly

[thewinedarksea]

original characters ✦ aïda kovak

surrender to the void. it is shining it is shining.

[waspgrave]

Trying to draw Nat!!

[esther-sinclair]

The Bulb does not consider you. You are nothing to it. The Hungry One also doesn’t consider you. You’re nothing to that as well.

- Liam

[military-officer-foster]

Jodie used to mark’s shenanigans grabs his arms and swings her around. Pinning him to the wall ((nat 20 babey))

You good? That looked like it hurted.

@military-officer-foster

Mark portals back to hell, looking extremely cross and, with a high enough perception check, slightly shorter than usual. He stalks in, head whipping about in search of the person responsible for her ire.