A being of pure light sent to this earth to watch a lot of cartoons and make stupid observations about stuff no one cares about. Gender: *shrug*. Pronouns: whatever, just don't be a douche. Ace and on the case. In a loving relationship with the most beautiful bean in the world. Also a fan of ball gowns and cats. Pro-choice. Trans rights are human rights. Terfs ain't got no friends and can die in a hole.
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congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
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"Holiday Knights" The New Batman Adventures
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In case you were wondering the Swedish opinion on Gävlebocken:
This is a store in Gävle selling christmas bucks and matches right next to one another
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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
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Thundercracker may be kind of stupid sometimes… but listen he doesn’t like being under pressure 😒 at least he pulled up Soundwave after that
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, February 13, 1909
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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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@elodieunderglass horrible things with legs
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I did wonder why he was so quiet this morning
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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️
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