#my wife qi rong

[ghostclowning]

[yumemiruuuu]

New Year art of TGCF from BiliBili

They’re so babies 🥺

Look at Qi Rong and Mu Qing

And Shi Qingxuan showing off their new outfit to our Beef Boi

AND HUALIAN BEING THEIR ADORABLE SELVES AAAAA

[cutefoxgirl2992]

QI RONG APPEARANCE IN THE DONGHUA WE ALL CHEERED

[eyes-of-nine]

I know it's completely not the point but like wtf was the plan for the xianle throne after xie lian's first ascension??? for a bunch of ppl so sure their crown prince was going to ascend and become a god they didn't really worry about a lack of a second crown prince (you know just in case) yeah sure they didn't last long enough to really have to properly think about it but like who were they going to put on the throne????? FUCKING QI RONG????? bc that would go great??!? HUHH????drought, famine, war and plague aside that kingdom was doomed from the moment xl ascended 💀💀

[nessberry]

qi rong did nothing wrong!! (he's done just about everything wrong and I love him as if he was my own wife)

[kiitschw]

why does he looked like he's about to give me head

[shakespeariancryptid]

Watching tgcf season 2 for the 27,484,727,479,291st time and every time Qi Rong comes on screen I say:

“There he is! My oily little green bastard man!! I want to squish him like a bug!! I love him!!”

Or something equivalent. There’s just something about him that both activates my cute aggression and also makes me want to punt him like a football.

[neige-leblanche]

🎁 Qi Rong >:)

putting @lunaruleseverything on blast for this one:

but also

[biboomerangboi]

My friend was watching the show for the first time and they brought up a misconception that I think we see a lot in fandom. So I want to talk about The Gamblers Den and specifically this scene in particular:

My friend genuinely wondered what Hua Cheng would do and then when they heard his explanation they were even more confused:

They basically messaged me saying, wait Hua Cheng would have made the bet. He bets people’s lives and some how Xie Lian is okay with that. How???

And to anyone else who’s thinking the same thing or falling for the Demon King vibe Hua Cheng is trying to sell here I am here to tell you, you have all been duped.

What’s import to understand is that Ghost City actually came from making one of Xie Lian’s ideas work:

Xie Lian is talking about a specialised market here, a place where the common people couldn’t just stumble into without reason and that’s what Ghost City is and The Gambers Den is the foundation of it. While Xie Lian didn’t say hey go gamble, Hua Cheng is taking a risk and playing into his greatest strength and then showing of for his crush is the most dramatic way possible when talking about it.

For Hua Cheng the house always wins! Literally. Or at least what he wants the bet to be will always happen. His luck is just that good. If the gambler wins it’s genuinely because Hua Cheng let him.

In the Den he is acting as Judge and Jury with Xie Lian as his moral code but he can’t just turn down the deals. If he does then these people could go to less safe options (looking at you Qi Rong) to get what they desire which negates the reason he built Ghost City in the first place.

Hua Cheng has to let these people play by his rules if he wants to follow his Gods wishes. So he has to be creative and look at loop holes, phrasing and Xie Lians most important teaching finding the third path.

For this moment specifically giving the options I think Hua Cheng would have taken the 20 years of his daughter’s life. Why you may ask? Well the phrasing is easier to manipulate. While the eradication of his competitors is pretty well laid 20 years of his daughters life is pretty vague.

Option 1) Hua Cheng could take her away from her shit father and put her in an apprenticeship and marry a man of her choosing since her hand is now her own to decide since Hua Cheng doesn’t want it.

Option 2) She has to work in Ghost City for 20 years and is married to Yin Yu in name only (because Hua Cheng can’t have a wife at all or he won’t win Gege) then gets pleasantly divorced and giving a severance payment after 20 years.

Option 3) He could decide life is a vague term and after she dies she has to spend 20 years in Ghost City and matchmake a future marriage between her and another ghost.

Option 4) He could decide what she has to do with the next twenty years of her life which could include an actual good marriage and education. Where she has to worship his shrine and be only his devotee for 20 years.

Option 5) He can literally say I’ll collect when I decide and never cash in.

He can do anything because the wording is so fluent and for Hua Cheng debater and Civil God Killer it’s probably easy. He’s not a demon king, he’s a crafty trickster spirit basically a fae lord.

He’s playing the system and he’s winning that’s what Xie Lian figured out and why he supports it. He knows Hua Cheng well enough even back then to trust that he would make the right decision because he believes in Hua Cheng and he’s right too.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get. Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others. Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice i wish i was an abstract concept Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek. Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way Feng Xin: When you order man from wish Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity. Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda Quan Yizhen: I'm a person Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms." (Source)

[themaymoth]

Jiang Fengmian, the magnus archives au

As you plunge towards the ground at great speeds, the last thing you see is this floating motherfucker tap dancing in sky

[SUPPLEMENTAL]

•This man looked at a giant woman destroyer of worlds, bringer of death and destruction, and straight up said "See that beast that covers the sky and the earth crushing everything under her feet? That's my future wife".

•No because why can't i have simp husband jiang for tall girlboss wife madam yu, i must heal this world. I know it's not cannon, but it's in my blood ALL CHARACTERS MUST HAVE A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR PARTNER AND YOU CAN TRY TO TAKE THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

•Anyway this is the hottest dad i've ever drawn possibily, wait no theres qi rong that stinky rat forget what i said

•Too busy loving his wife to care for his family's collapse under The Stranger's attack smh

•He's just a silly guy doing whatever feels amusing to him whether it's saving someone or praying on/ causing their downfall.

[yumemiruuuu]

New Japanese TGCF ending song 😭

“I want to protect everything that you gave me”??? Help???? My heart??????

I am not okay?? I will never be okay???

the season 2 dvd drop announcements

[cutefoxgirl2992]

Never see a Hualian and Guzi interaction post on Twitter without someone slandering Qi Rong keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth

[iiotic]

hazbin hotel masterlist

writing for: alastor, husk, vox

i will NOT write: character x character, pedophilia, yandere, weird shit like piss play, fetish etc, rape, male reader, child reader.

updated: 07.07.24

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headcanons/canon facts

alastor canon facts

vox canon facts

alastor headcanons

specified x reader

₊˚ʚ alastor relationship headcanons

₊˚ʚ alastor with fem! cannibal reader

₊˚ʚ alastor, vox and angel dust with reader who acts like Qi Rong (from Heavens official Blessing)

₊˚ʚ comforting alastor during a nightmare

₊˚ʚ vox with fem! asexual reader

₊˚ʚ alastor, vox and angel dust with fem! reader who deals with souls

₊˚ʚ alastor, charlie and vaggie with fem! reader who wants to help an exterminator

₊˚ʚ human alastor with tired reader

₊˚ʚ human alastor with wife reader

₊˚ʚ husk with fem! cannibal demon reader

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one shots

heartbroken; human alastor x fem! reader

in which reader, who is alastors childhood friends gets heartbroken by Alastor accepting someone else's confession.

where were you?; husk x gn! reader

in which you decided to go and buy a quick snack for you and your partner. however what you didn't know is that you won't come back as quick as you promised husker.

pointless; husk x gn! reader

in which you stormed off after an argument, just to come back and be meet with very drunk husker.

the burnt memories; human alastor x fem! reader

in which moving in your hometown was awfully hard for you, staying with you mother you needed to find a job. however you were devastated after you got robbed and humiliated in the process. you remembered your childhood bestfriend but you can't seem to remember his name..

mini series

highschool sweethearts; human alastor x fem! reader

in which you were one of the most popular girl in your school. everyone wanted to be your friend however you felt awfully lonely. all you wanted is to be loved and understood but all people wanted from you is to use you. things have changed when you surprisingly got a secret admirer..

part one | part two | combined

what letters?; human alastor x fem! reader

in which in 1907 your parents decided to move in new orleans, louisiana. starting a new school you met a boy named alastor. things were going good between the two until your parents decided to move back into your home town. alastor and you made a promise to each other. to write letters to eachothers but will everything go the way they wanted?

part one | part two | combined

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[bichenique]

I AM HALFWAY BOOK 4 AND I LITERALLY PICKED IT UP THIS MORNING ft cql gifs

SVSSS SPOILERS‼️‼️

mxtx, count your fucking days bro. i can't recover from shen qingqiu and yue qingyuan's backstory AND then you put zhuzhi-lang and tianlang-jun. and then you talk about how tianlang-jun fell for su xiyan.

WHY IS TIANLANG-JUN SUCH AN UNCLE‼️‼️

tianlang jun: omg zhuzhi-lang, you also like shen qingqiu— you and binghe can share him!

zhuzhi-lang: girl i aint gonna steal my cousin's wife—

tianlang jun: girl, we're evil ppl. idk why you're out here doing morals on me

literally my face when i started reading the smut.

bing-mei meowmeow and his sad violin 🎻 bc he has to pull out. wtf is this erectile dysfunction man 😭😭 i busted out laughing so hard i had to put it down.

i will say tho i cannot get past the fact that shen qingqiu is luo binghe's master and he was a student — erm it doesn't sit right with me so i have to say guys that i don't ship it. will i fight you about it? absolutely NOT bc i have other things to do.

HOWEVER, i would like to say it was sweet when shen qingqiu promises to never leave binghe's side again.

liu qingge seems to have a crush on shen qingqiu tho 🤠 he was so mad when madam meiyun (? I forgor her name) was like, describing luo binghe but it also coincidentally matched up with liu qingge. he was like: NO HE DONT LOVE YOU! and stabbed her or something

liu qingge and this man —

same font. theyre the same. except liu qingge is more amicable??? (DOUBT, HE'D LITERALLY OBLITERATE YOU‼️‼️)

but they literally had the same reactions when crush related shit.

i cant fucking do this anymore. i should have been studying but i was studying something else 😭

i might drop su xiyan and tianlang jun BUT i have to write qi rong stuff.

i will say from a literary standpoint that reading svsss is refreshing as it is mxtx's debut novel to my knowledge. additionally, since i read all of her works to date, i can see the progression of how her works were censored right after her debut work. and honestly, that's depressing, and one can deduce that mxtx did become someone like shang qinghua/airplane shooting towards the sky.

as an artist, one has the right to express their creativity freely, and sqh and mxtx aren't getting the justice they should get.

i also like to think that sqh is just mxtx in a book, honestly.

[mirageofadesert]

Who is the most tragic character Luo Yunxi has portrayed?

#1 Rong Qi from Princess Silver

#2 Runyu from Ashes of Love

#3 Tantai Jin from Till the End of the Moon

#4 Zhou Xiao Shan from Broker

#5 Shangguan Tou from And the Winner is Love

#1 Rong Qui

Crown Prince Rong Qui has suffered from the moment he was born. The only happiness he has ever known was taken from him by the person who should have loved him, but her love was always conditional and the price he had to pay was high. Though he suffered many hardships, his heart remained kind, and this led him to sacrifice not only his happiness, but also his life. The reason I put him first is that even in death, he couldn't rest.

#2 Runyu

Another prince who has suffered since childhood, abused and neglected by his family and betrayed by the people he loved. Runyu grew bitter and vengeful, ultimately costing him everything he held dear. But there is still a chance for redemption.

#3 Tantai Jin

In a familiar pattern, Tantai Jin is another prince who has suffered from birth because he was born as a devil's fetus. The Ancient Devil God had planned a cruel and torturous fate for him that would make him experience all the darkness of human existence. However, the reason I put him in 3rd place is that he is ultimately able to escape this and choose his own fate, freeing himself from all of it all. And because I'm delusional, I think the open ending leaves room for a novel ending!

#4 Zhou Xiao

It's a testament to Luo Yunxi's choice of roles that Zhau Xiao is only number 4, after being blackmailed and oppressed, gaslighted, abused, lied to about his mother's death and his daughter's existence, and finally giving up his life because he couldn't trust the system to take the guy out. On top of that, he was torn between his sister, his child, his ex and his love, ultimately choosing them all over himself.

#5 Shangguan Tou

There are many tragic characters to choose from for my last spot, but I chose Shangguan Tou because he was abandoned by his father, drugged and (almost?) sexually assaulted. On top of that, he falls in love with an immature woman who can't express her feelings very well. A different kind of tragic love story in my opinion (the why-does-he-have-to-fall-for-her kind). The Winner was definitely not love.

Honorable Mentions

Luo Ben from Light Chaser Rescue and Li Zeliang from Lie to Love are not on the list, but they could be. Luo Ben lost his parents, feels guilty about his sisters' medical complications, but therapy could actually save this guy. Li Zeliang lost his father, failed to save someone and instead watched them die; an incident that cost him his leg and his passion. The latest addition to this list is Gu Yunzheng from Love is Panacea, who has severe abandonment issues due to a mother who left him and died, a neglectful father and a dead wife he couldn't save in time. But again, therapy could really work here.

I can't wait to add Chu Wanning from Immortality and Tang Lici from Shui Long Yin to this list! I have a feeling they will make it into my TOP5!

What is your ranking?