Technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me!!AsexualShe/TheyMain Fandoms: Danganronpa, Genshin Impact, South Park, Danmei, BSDAutism is in my genes
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🥒 peerlesscucumber
STOP saying Binghe is gay. Actually he's so masculine he's ascended into a new gender binary. He's a sigma male and every other man is a beta which is basically a woman compared to him. In your eyes Binghe is having sex with a man, but to him it's someone who is so far below him in terms of pure raw manliness that it might as well be a woman. Like if I, a man, was fucked by Luo Binghe’s incredible heavenly pillar, I'd probably manage to get pregnant!
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STOP TELLING ME I'M OVULATING.
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i saw this reddit post and this was the first thing that came to mind
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shizun, won't you let me put you in a saw trap? pretty please? 🥺🙏
based off this
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TGCF Reversed AU - (canon meets reversed) Cousin?!
Poor Holy Gege 😅
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“This has to be your influence,” Shizun said, rapping his closed fan against A-Luo’s cheek. “Falling into the Quiet Pond, running around like a headless chicken, doesn’t it sound familiar?”
Notes on the changing of a narrative is now complete!
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Yo I literally just got accepted into both Pratt and SVA what is my life rn????? Does anyone wanna see my portfolio or
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MXTX Cookie Run AU (SVSSS) doodle dumps
Some lore mixed in from CRK and CRWC!
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Do you ever wake up after dying after world ending battle and then all your colleagues and students find you and they know you got fuck brutally in the ass and isn't that so awkward when that happens?
I love his silly lil inner monologue of "Oh shit, everybody kno I gay"
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Here is my last prompt for SVSSSAction's Gotcha For Gaza from an anonymous donor! They asked for some freeform Bingyuan, and I imagined this little scene. Chocolate is good~
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dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
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Luo Binghe, sighing: How will I get Shizun to notice me?
Shang Qinghua: Here, I can help
Shang Qinghua, opening the front of Luo Binghe's robes, exposing his chest: There! Now everyone will notice you!
Luo Binghe: But will this get Shizun to listen to my feelings?
Shang Qinghua: ...
Luo Binghe: Shang-shishu?
Shang Qinghua: Huh? Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was distracted by your tits
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Mobei-Jun: How should I court Qinghua?
Luo Binghe: Try giving him a gift. There are many things you can give to a human that can be considered a courting gift
Mobei-Jun, handing something to Shang Qinghua: Here, have this neat-looking rock
Luo Binghe: I don't think-
Shang Qinghua: This is amazing my king! This is a cool rock! I'm going to show it off to everyone
Luo Binghe: Huh
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