#my wife is right there
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lorelune · 1 year ago
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the fic of my dreams will be writing alpha yae miko :/// that’s my wife!
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mejkosmos · 6 months ago
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hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw
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pseudowho · 9 months ago
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Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".
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duckysprouts · 2 months ago
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
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pastelshroomsbasement · 5 months ago
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My favorite moment so far AHUWHAHA
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annadeef · 11 days ago
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Miss All Sunday
you guys, i love Nico Robin so much
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poug1y · 28 days ago
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gwen my gwen
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
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flashhwing · 3 months ago
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so I know her appearance and role in veilguard are iffy at best, but can we give it up for Isabela for beating out Cullen as the only character to appear in all four games?
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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 5 months ago
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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lunarfied · 1 month ago
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“I don’t like Player 120 at all,” I say, as I suddenly trip and fall to the ground and multiple pictures of Player 120 fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I frantically cry out. "These arent mine!”
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tipanot · 1 month ago
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We all saw in code white how bad she is at stealth
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nikoisme · 1 month ago
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I'm going to imagine that odysseus keeps inching away from penelope during would you fall in love with me again. She tries to reach out to touch him but each time he steps away and he looks so torn. like each step physically pains him
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linktoo-doodles · 1 year ago
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well? hand it over then
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themetalhiro · 1 year ago
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Order up!!
Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!
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