#my wife is right there
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the fic of my dreams will be writing alpha yae miko :/// that’s my wife!
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hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw
#spideypool#poolverine#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool has two hands LOUDER#spideypool will always be in my heart amen#deadpool#wolverine#spiderman#inside you there are two wolves#poolverine makes me feel like im cheating on my wife#BUT WHAT ABOUT BOTH!??@?@&@#beat the system#comicverse spideypool and movieverse poolverine just make sense#but marvel ANDREW GARFIELD IS RIGHT THERE#give us the spideypool movie we deserve please#and add my man hugh jackman just because#mej's favs
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Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".
#Nanami Kento#Other women who?#Loyal AF#Sorry ladies I'm taken#Really right in front of my wife#Shame on you#jjk#kento nanami#jjk nanami#kento nanami x you#kento nanami x reader#nanami fluff#nanami kento smut#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x y/n#nanami#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you
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My favorite moment so far AHUWHAHA
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hualian#RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE (MUQING)???????#theres no other way to transfer spiritual power im afraid 😫😫😫😫#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#pei ming IT SHOULD BE ME HAVING FIRST ROW SEATS TO THIS KISS
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages 🙏#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST 🙏#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold 🙏#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chance😭#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys 🙏#fiddleford's wife
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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so I know her appearance and role in veilguard are iffy at best, but can we give it up for Isabela for beating out Cullen as the only character to appear in all four games?
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well? hand it over then
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#grian#secret life smp#secret life#mcyt#traffic series#my art#Linktoo art#grian pointing out theyre doing this right in front of his wife is so fucking funny idc
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Order up!!
Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!
#best boy#thats my WIFE RIGHT THERE#metalhiro arts#one piece#sanji#one piece fanart#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji#commission art
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
#original#the last unicorn#tlu#peter s beagle#molly gru#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol#because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb#the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE#mostly zoro's blades from One Piece#normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and#then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU#and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele
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Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obm#mammon obey me#obey me mammon#mammon#obey me fanart#obm mammon#when I see my beautiful bathing I jump right in#if mammon was waiting for me like this#let’s just say bathtubs won’t be called bathtubs anymore 😈😈#smirks and wipes drool from mouth#anyways my wife needs his breasts washed I must depart at once
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some bits from the books I really like... I think they move each other <3
#gigolas#gimleaf#lotr#I think gimleaf is better for branding but gigolas it is#I put the text in the alt text in case anyone needs that#hiii I watched/read lotr for the first time in my life I am late to the party#but Ive been enjoying scouring the tags and various blogs so felt I had to do my part o7#mine#legolas is giving dead wife footage right here#forgive me I was lazy to draw proper armor maybe next time#legolas & gimli
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Just a reminder that in much of the northern hemisphere there is Good and Exciting Stuff to be found right now (early Summer) in your local ponds and waterways.
#salamander#newt#animals#wildlife#just good vibes tbh#Lissotriton#Lissotriton vulgaris#I keep telling my students to go out looking for all the tiny toadlets that are emerging from the water right now#yet they are stubbornly showing up to class every day as though they're not taking me seriously#what a privilege to get to behold such gentle and delicate creatures#just a few minutes' walk from my house#please go pond mucking#my wife and I take our son to this pond regularly and just spend some hours dipping and seeing what we see#I have been blown away by the diversity and richness#every time we go out I find something new and exciting#and my son gets closer and closer to falling in completely#but it is all part of it
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um uh uh um. so. did anyone else used to follow Nate Stevenson's D&D campaign drawings back in the day or-
#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#nd stevenson#brennan lee mulligan#like. uh. god.#in november 2022 i went insane and watched a ton of avdenturing academy#and found out brennan used to play w molly ostertag (nd's wife)#and was like. wait a fucking minute. i was obsessed w jericho rose#so i refound that pic just to be like hmm i winder if any of these were brennan's characters that'd be crazy#and then further episodes in he mentioned playing a lawful good rogue and i was like HOLY SHIT#bc lets be real. kipperlilly copperkettle is SUCH a brennan name#but i thought my theory could only ever be that! right! my haha silly red string board in my friend's dms!#WRONG#IM SO FUCKING SMART#anyways. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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does… does annabeth have other shirts?
cause no matter where she is, even if she’s away from camp or with her family or traveling, she’s almost always wearing a camp shirt
someone buy this girl a kohls gift card or something PLEASE
there are better colors than orange, bestie. so much better. there’s a whole other world out there. i recommend blue for you. that’s a good place to start i think 💙💙
#she wore a tank top in chalice of the gods and i was shook to my core#percy take your wife shopping right now#go to the mall#be a man#you can get a pretzel while you’re there#jesus christ#percy jackson#percabeth#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson and annabeth chase#percy and annabeth
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