#my wife is right there
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the fic of my dreams will be writing alpha yae miko :/// that’s my wife!
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hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw
#spideypool#poolverine#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool has two hands LOUDER#spideypool will always be in my heart amen#deadpool#wolverine#spiderman#inside you there are two wolves#poolverine makes me feel like im cheating on my wife#BUT WHAT ABOUT BOTH!??@?@&@#beat the system#comicverse spideypool and movieverse poolverine just make sense#but marvel ANDREW GARFIELD IS RIGHT THERE#give us the spideypool movie we deserve please#and add my man hugh jackman just because#mej's favs
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Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".
#Nanami Kento#Other women who?#Loyal AF#Sorry ladies I'm taken#Really right in front of my wife#Shame on you#jjk#kento nanami#jjk nanami#kento nanami x you#kento nanami x reader#nanami fluff#nanami kento smut#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x y/n#nanami#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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My favorite moment so far AHUWHAHA
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hualian#RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE (MUQING)???????#theres no other way to transfer spiritual power im afraid 😫😫😫😫#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#pei ming IT SHOULD BE ME HAVING FIRST ROW SEATS TO THIS KISS
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Miss All Sunday
you guys, i love Nico Robin so much
#nico robin#one piece#my art#art#i love her design in the show??? And whatever happened with the new design does not exist for me#biggest THANK YOU to my wife for making me watch One Piece. You were right I love Robin and Chopper#Now stop saying that Im the lovechild of Franky and Brooke
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gwen my gwen
#starting the year right w a gwen drawing 🙂↕️#bbc merlin#art#my art#guinevere#bbc gwen#artists on tumblr#gwen pendragon#guinevere pendragon#merlin#my beautiful gorgeous wife
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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)
#deltarune#queen#lancer#rouxls kaard#comic#art#doodles#SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually#and u know what It Is#they're both the wife actually#this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old#queenkaard#my art#are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day#its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often#directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning#plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages 🙏#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST 🙏#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold 🙏#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chance😭#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys 🙏#fiddleford's wife
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so I know her appearance and role in veilguard are iffy at best, but can we give it up for Isabela for beating out Cullen as the only character to appear in all four games?
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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“I don’t like Player 120 at all,” I say, as I suddenly trip and fall to the ground and multiple pictures of Player 120 fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I frantically cry out. "These arent mine!”
#luna’s logbook ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈#squid game 2#squid game season 2#cho hyunju#player 120#my wife.#credit: .shwlters on tt go follow my pookie ryleigh right NEOW!!
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We all saw in code white how bad she is at stealth
#never argue with your wife#theyre always right#in a way#marriage is a matter of trust#so loid… trust your wife to do her job#my art#spy x family#yor forger#spy family#loid forger#twiyor#loidyor
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I'm going to imagine that odysseus keeps inching away from penelope during would you fall in love with me again. She tries to reach out to touch him but each time he steps away and he looks so torn. like each step physically pains him
#torn between “i want to hold my wife right now” and “hold on i'm having a moment here”#epic the musical
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well? hand it over then
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#grian#secret life smp#secret life#mcyt#traffic series#my art#Linktoo art#grian pointing out theyre doing this right in front of his wife is so fucking funny idc
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Order up!!
Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!
#best boy#thats my WIFE RIGHT THERE#metalhiro arts#one piece#sanji#one piece fanart#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji#commission art
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