#my wife is right there

[lorelune]

the fic of my dreams will be writing alpha yae miko :/// that’s my wife!

[mejkosmos]

hot people fw with spideypool AND poolverine btwbtw

[pseudowho]

Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[pastelshroomsbasement]

My favorite moment so far AHUWHAHA

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[flashhwing]

so I know her appearance and role in veilguard are iffy at best, but can we give it up for Isabela for beating out Cullen as the only character to appear in all four games?

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

[nikoisme]

I'm going to imagine that odysseus keeps inching away from penelope during would you fall in love with me again. She tries to reach out to touch him but each time he steps away and he looks so torn. like each step physically pains him

[tipanot]

We all saw in code white how bad she is at stealth

[linktoo-doodles]

well? hand it over then

[themetalhiro]

Order up!!

Thank you @soulzerofever for commissioning me!

[giantkillerjack]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

[trauma-bot]

i just wanted to draw her...

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂