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backalleysalesman · 2 years

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What I got planned for fanfics:

Deadpool/Moon Knight:

For This Misadventures of Deadpool and Moon Knight

Depressed Wade stuff, dude is just sad and Steven comes over to check on him. Maybe Marc shows up idk. Jake does not cause Jake is a shit lord

Wade gets kidnapped and tortured and Jake saves him uwu

Then not paired with that series but still Deadpool/Moon Knight

ALSO!!!!! I’m stuck thinking about Wade getting blown up and having to regrow his body but Spider-Man is like “nah I can’t babysit you this week but I got a friend to help!” And that friend is Moon Knight (cuz why not)!!! Basically on occasion Wade’s body doesn’t grew things back correctly all the time. 👉👈 I’ve been trying to write it as a daddy kink thing as a joke since White Box keeps making daddy jokes in my other fics but I can’t do it. I’m taking too much physic damage. Imma keep trying but worse case, I will scrap the daddy bs sub plot line. This will either be a one-shot OR a mini series one-shot with how Marc, Steven, AND Jake “learning” about Wade’s new private bits LOL This isn’t a fetish thing, I’m literally trans. I could just make Wade trans for the story but where is the fun in that? I need more people to realize Deadpool/Moon Knight is such a great chaotic pairing. But I will do my best to fill the space until better writers come along. Or someone please help give me ideas.

SpideyPool:

I have a bunch of ideas. I normally don’t like writing fandom favorite pairings cause idk but when I do, I cater to myself more. Which means Peter is gonna be trans cause I’m trans LOLOL Also Peter will be 30 in every fic

Peter gets ghosted and cheated on and is big sad, Wade is a bro and is like “date me lol” and Peter is like “eh sure but I want a normal out of suit dating experience” and then they go on a date to all my favorite places as I cry as a single person

Peter gets a horrible head injury and is suffering from memory loss BUT THERES A PLOT TWIST

Peter retires as Spidey and moves far away and essentially becomes a travel blogger for some big company that is doing a multi-dimensional vacations idk in his universe there is no Deadpool and DP saves him a bunch of times cause Peter can’t use his powers cause that universe does have a Spider-Man

Isekai trope but make it Spider-Man???? (there’s a pattern, I really like multiverse stuff and I also don’t think 616 Spidey deserves Wade lol)

Wade finds an onlyfans for a spider-man cosplayer and it sounds a bit too close to the real spidey. Basically keeps shoving money at the guy to be his sugar daddy and Peter doesn’t really know it’s Wade. Spider-Man and Deadpool are best friends, DP still has his huge crush on Spidey but respects the fact that Spider-Man is not interested.

Apex Legends:

My duo and I roleplay a bit while playing the game LOL we mostly just say dumb shit that is very OOC for who we play as but it’s fun pairings would be

Seer/Mirage

Valkyrie/Loba

Bloodhound/Mirage

Crypto/Mirage

My friend plays as Mirage 99% of the time unless he is Loba or Caustic (We call him incel science man). And I really like playing as then intel gatherers... Sometimes we play Trios but our 3rd only plays Valkyrie. And then we just super goof around or get too serious. But I’ll start taking notes for some fanfics ideas uwu

Dead By Daylight:

Yui and Mikaela for my friend, I haven’t been playing much cause one I’m more of a killer main but also depression

maybe something with Felix cause he’s my favorite

Also Sadako/Ghostface sprinkle in Michael??? I have too much Sadako lore stored in me I used to own every Ringu manga, book, and movie before it vanished when I moved away

crack killers as a family trope idefk just something stupid and funny

All these will be rated M or E for different reasons but the main goal is they bump uglies (idefk I haven’t used Tumblr since the purge and I’m scared to use certain words). I’ll be focusing on Marvel stuff and Deadpool/Moon Knight and mostly write as Wade cause I suck at writing as Moon Knight.

#fanfic ideas

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idiotsauce · 4 years

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Free art

Free art is happening NOW my homies and it isn't going to stop happening until at least 2021

It costs exactly zero money and doing it will make my day and you get some (hopefully decent, probably terrible) art out of it

PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE POST

You ask me to make art, I'll make art

Here's how it works

-Request art (in the asks, NOT IN PMs PLEASE)

-Be as vague or specific as you want

-I might draw it

-You can do fandom or not fandom, real characters or original characters (for OCs I will need a detailed description)

This can be for any fandom

Some examples of asks

"Can you do SpideyPool?"

"Can you please draw some SpideyPool snuggles?"

"Can you draw a SpideyPool picture of Peter and Wade snuggling on the couch and watching a movie?"

"Can we see some no powers AU SpideyPool?"

"Could you do a SpideyPool picture of old Peter and Wade?"

"Can you draw a SpideyPool pfp?"

And more

Get as specific as you want

But

Don't expect too much from me

Also: you have to say characters, fandom, and any other information (if it's an OC, then you can put fandom OR a description of that character's universe [just a brief description {or not brief} of genre, and setting and such])

The less specific you are, the more I'll do my own thing, right down to whether I use colors and what medium I use, so give me as much freedom as you think I deserve >:)

I will do as many drawings as I please

Can you use the art for _______? Yes, but you have to tell me first and give credit. If you want a drawing for one specific reason, I reccomend telling me when requesting your drawing. Especially if you want a pfp, because if you ask specifically for a pfp I will draw specifically to make you a pfp

If you ask for a fandom or ship I like, I might show you a lil favoritism ;)

You can even give me prompts!

For example, a trope, or even just something you would like me to draw more of for reasons of representation, because I know that I tend to forget to pile on the representation. Which means that *insert ethnic group, race, sexuality, gender identity, specific type of differently abled* is a valid prompt.

I reserve the right to say no for any reason

I'll even do writing!

I can accompany a drawing with some writing or even a whole short story, or you can just forget the picture entirely and just ask me to write you a short fanfic or story from your prompt, no matter how descriptive or non descriptive it is!

Also, I'm bad at tagging posts, but I will try to create a universal tag for this

Any questions? Please ask! I'll probably make a part two of this with all the stuff I forgot.

If you aren't interested please reblog! I enjoy art a lot and want to contribute my (nonexistant) skills to tumblr for free

I would really appreciate any requests you guys gave me for this

#art #fanart #free art #free #send asks #fandom #spread the word #my art #ask me #please reblog #reblog

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neighborhood-merc · 5 years

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It is I, and I am back with more a new list of fanfics for this wonderful ship called SpideyPool.

Listen, I don’t know why I’m doing this as well (maybe because I fuckin love these boys and want to share my fave fanfics of their ship to everyone...or whatever) but here we are. [ Here are Part 1, 3 btw! ]

Same shit applies:

The themes of the stories on this list varies, I’m either into something heart-warming, fluffy, domestic that sort of stuff or into some really really heavy and dark messed up ones. It always depends on the mood am I right? *wink wink*

It’s always gonna be smutty though lol

As long as it’s tastefully written, whatever kinky shit, I can be into it, I don’t judge the writer. With that being said if I add something straight up messed up here now/or in the future, don’t judge too, just mind the tags of the fic, for your own discretion if anything.

this list should be Wade Wilson/Peter Parker - Spiderman/Deadpool pairing only. I kinda like my babies greedy/possessive for/of each other.

I don’t care who tops or bottoms. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Summaries are taken directly from the fanfic’s summary.

Read the tags first!

Wolves [ Update: Sadly, the fic has been deleted :( ] (This is WIP, but I swear it’s so fucking good you should read it. It’s a Prison AU, and the writing is sublime) Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

Don't Forget To Check Your Calendar! Peter REALLY should remember to check his calendar or Peter forgets that he has a heat coming up, and in doing so causes several sticky situations to occur (thank god for Tony's NDA's).

Communication Error “Have you seriously been doing this bit for a year now?” “Bit… what bit?” Wade looked at him, confused. “This,” Peter waved his hand, “the 'we’re dating' bit.” There was a pause, and then suddenly, it was like Wade’s whole body imploded. His shoulders sunk and his head dropped and suddenly Peter knew he’d made a huge mistake. “Hahaha, yeah, the dating bit.” He held up the wine. “One year of one really bad, horrible joke.”

Night Off Wade is taking the night off when a certain Spider calls for help.

The Great Florist, Wade Wilson (this ones got a Sequel) Deadpool has found the apartment belonging to Spiderman. Or Peter Parker, if the name on the door is anything to go by. Now some people might use this information of said secret identity wrongly. Normally Wade would have been one of them. But this is different. This is Spider-Parker, I-mean, Peter-man, I-mean, fuck. Now Deadpool just have to figure out exactly what he is gonna do with this information. Which is quite simple really. He's going to leave Spidey flowers and win his heart this way or the one, where Deadpool spams Spiderman with flowers, and Spiderman has no idea what's going on

Tale As Old As Time, Song As Old As Rhyme (This belongs to the series “A Spider in the Pool”) It is absolutely fucking good, I recommend you read them. Do read the warnings though yeah?) Peter Parker gradually falls for Wade's dubious charms. They have a lot of hang ups and kinks to negotiate, but with sex this hot, Peter can't help wanting more. Erotica with significant plot and relationship development.

Help Me, Peter Parker, You’re My Only Hope! “I need your help,” Wade admitted. “And why would I help you?” Peter asked with an amused chuckle. “Because, um, I asked you? Isn’t it what you do? Help people who ask for it?”

Damage Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.

I'm Serious Wade wants Peter to top. But he really, really doesn't know how to ask.

Shake it out (this series is a good boi)

Sick Days "Wade." "Mr. Rogers." They stared at each other, one calm and silent in his fury while the other looked like a deer about to be pummeled by an eighteen-wheeler. "I'm sure you have a reason for being in my son's bed without a shirt on?"

Love Me Dead Peter tries to tell Wade his feelings. It's kind of a train-wreck.

Disgusting -Spideypool (5+1) This is a Wade Centric fic containing topics of mental health struggles and self image. Nothing too graphic but still.

Flip the Safety They both get a little carried away when they fight, but this time Wade grins over his gun and the worst part is that Peter knows he doesn’t plan on shooting him.

Do It Yourself “I bet you’re flexible enough to suck your own dick.” Wade plants that thought in Peter's head and he can't help where curiosity leads him.

Looking for a savior in these dirty streets (WADE YOU LITTLE SHIT LOL) what's your opinion on eating ass? just looking for a yes or noThat's the text Peter gets when he's in a meeting with Anna Maria, trying his hardest to get back to running a company a few months after an unexpected trip to the underworld.

Act your age (not your shoe size) “Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.”Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?” Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”

That's the power of love (cute af fic) “Yeah, so, about that. Nice to meet ya, I’m Wade Wilson but def not your Wade Wilson although I gotta say, I’m jealous of the asshole.”

Baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime (another good boy) Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but…“And the bra?” Peter croaks.

It's The Alcohol Talking It wasn't every day that Wade came across a drunk-off-his-ass Spider-man.

Marco (this is fuckin’ hurt ok???) Spidey was fine. Everything was going to be fine.

Took no time with the fall (Part One of “wasn’t looking for this” series) When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

Now you're in my way (Part Two of “wasn’t looking for this” series) Wade's been with the Avengers for four months. The two of them have been together for five.Their relationship consists of taco-based dates, a ton of sex, and, well, Avenging.

The Stalking of Wade Wilson "It’s around this point that a niggling thread of thought worms its way into his head when he’s not paying attention, one that gently suggests that Wade might be slightly less of a bad guy than Peter previously thought."

Seeing the real you (it's not what I imagined) "The fuck,“ Deadpool said slowly. He was staring at him in a way that made Peter feel decidedly uncomfortable, and this was saying something, considering Deadpool had a habit of leering at him at the most inappropriate times. "Are you kidding me?" he eventually gasped. "How OLD are you? Twelve?“

I'll Always Protect You Anonymous said: If anyone is up for it I have a rescue prompt idea where Peter (he is not in his spiderman suit) is taken as a hostage with a gun to the head along with a few other civilians. Peter is warning the criminals to let everyone go otherwise his fiance,Wade, will kill them all. They mock him and beat him up. Then a furious Deadpool saves Peter by the most badass way possible. Also I would love if someone write how unnervingly skilled Wade is as a mercenary. Please? Anyone?

Your ass is mine Spidey takes a toilet break while on patrol. He wasn't expecting Wade to join him.

When I'm Inside You Spiders are hard to catch. When Deadpool manages to pin one down on an NYC rooftop, he thinks he deserves a prize.

Daddy It had started as a joke, which was conveniently how most of these things always happened.

Any Means Necessary Anonymous said: Abo au where Peter is a young mutant who both displayed his heat early before his adolscent stage and spidey powers that went out of haywire the moment his heat started, leaving him to thrash around the city, running away from his family. Wade Wilson, an alpha, who happens to be a professional mercenary for hire, is now paid to catch this mutant, and try and calm him down by “any means necessary” because Peter, even as an omega is swrecking havoc amongst the city. [ 1/2 ] Of course, Wade takes those words seriously, and decides to just do that solution by first, capturing and drugging the young omega, and then, placing him in what could be described as a special and adjustable breeding stand in Wade’s attempts to calm Peter down. [ 2/2 ]

One Fear (Two Fear), Red Rear (Pink Rear) (Note: Now this is where “read the tags first” is applicable af. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you dude) Anonymous said: Hello, another one for you: Deadpool adopts MCU Spidey and treats him like his actual child. That is until Peter starts growing up more and Wade can't help but feel attracted to him. At around age 15, Peter starts actively trying to seduce Wade. Wade resists, but in the end gives in. My kingdom for hardcore daddy kink, Sub!Peter, Wade calling him a good boy/baby boy.

Wo Rauch Ist (this fic is fucking gold) "Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"

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artimisphantomhive · 6 years

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Mirror Image

My submission for the Spideypool Prompt Bang 2018 organized by @spideypoolfanfic. Two stories based in two alternate universes based on the two prompts seen below. The first AU is a random night soon after Wade gives up being a mercenary for Peter and the second is a random night soon after Peter becomes a mercenary for Wade.

Justice

Everyday, bad people who do terrible things, get away scott free.

Everyday, someone innocent is failed by a flawed system that allows that person who victimized them walk out and about in broad daylight.

“Why is it me, Petey?”

“Why wouldn’t it be you?”

“There are so many others out there who could do so much more for you.”

“I don’t want more. I want you. What’s going on, why are you-”

“But why?! Why are you settling for me?! Why do you want to be stuck with something like-”

“Hey!”

Gentle, but calloused hands gently caressed brutally scarred cheeks.

“I’m not settling for anything. I’m with you because I want to be with you. You, Wade. Not anybody else.”

Arms that made raw sausage look appetizing wrapped loosely around a smaller man’s slim waist.

“Look at me Petey...you don’t want me.”

“And since when did you start telling me what I do and don’t want?”

Everyday, men, women, and children in horrifying situations beg for salvation.

Some, have stopped even doing that much, totally without hope that they’ll ever be free of that situation.

“But...Petey look at you! You could have anyone you wanted. Anyone at all!”

“Wade Wilson do not make me repeat myself! I won’t sit here and listen to you beat yourself up like this! You’re beautiful, Wade. You’re funny, and creative, and-”

“-And a nutcase! A crazy freak who has the blood of thousands on his hands! Can you really tell me that you want to be with someone like that? That you feel safe with someone like that?”

“You aren’t that person anymore Wade. Please calm-”

Wade ripped himself out of Peter’s arms and climbed out of bed, pacing in front of it instead.

“You know something? I’m not even fucking sorry about it! I don’t feel a smidge of guilt over the bastards I killed!”

Everyday, someone powerful takes away from the powerless.

Everyday, someone pays for a mistake that isn’t even theirs.

“Wade-”

“They deserved it! Every single fucking one! You know who they were? Do you know who I killed?! Rapists! Murderers! Sex Traffickers, Drug Lords, Child Molesters, and Abusers! They got what was coming for them because I stepped up! I did what nobody else wanted to do and made them pay! I did the right thing!”

Peter stood up and hugged his boyfriend tightly, nuzzling his chest. Wade’s body trembled in the smaller man’s strong arms.

They stayed like that a little while. After a couple minutes, Wade laid his bald head down on top of Peter’s as his arms wrapped back around him. The larger man’s shoulders shook. Peter felt little droplets of salt water touch his scalp. He didn’t say anything about it, just held Wade tighter.

“They deserved it Petey. I...I made sure they couldn’t ever hurt anybody ever again. I saved people. I did the right thing…”

Wade’s already gravelly voice was much more wobbly than normal as he sniffled and tried to calm himself down enough to talk some more.

“I did the right thing so why...why won’t it stop? I can still see them...and hear them. All the time every day! It isn’t fair! They were hurting people I-I shouldn’t care...I stopped caring forever ago. Why the fuck are they coming back now?”

Everyday, all over the world, someone is hurting.

Everyday, all over the world, someone somewhere is suffering.

“Do you still hear the other voices too?”

Wade let out a shaky laugh as he reached up to wipe his own eyes.

“Hear them? Yellow and White won’t ever shut up, which just makes it worse. They say shitty things all the time on top of the screams and begging. Yellow does say hi though, and that he loves you.”

“Well you tell him that I have nothing nice to say to him unless he starts being nice to you. That goes double for White.”

Wade chuckled again.

“Baby-boy, I’m trying to wallow in my angsty pain over here. Quit making me laugh.”

Peter smiled up at Wade and pulled him down for a soft kiss.

“Never.”

When the kiss ended they stood where they were and rested their foreheads together, just soaking in each other's company.

“You know if we start a fire, the sprinklers will turn on and it’ll feel like it’s raining. We can be just like those romantic movies you like.”

Peter snorted out a short laugh.

“First of all, I’m almost positive that those sprinklers are too old to actually work. Second, even if they did I refuse to commit arson for the sake of a gimmick. Finally, I believe the one into those corny romances are you.”

“Yeah. Nothing says love like threatening to kill yourself if she doesn’t say yes.”

“The fact that I don’t know if you’re kidding or not scares me.”

“You should be afraid anyway.”

Peter frowned, “No. Not this again. I told you a million times now, I’m not going anywhere. Sure...quite a bit of your actions in the past were bad. I’m not saying they weren’t. Even with the best intentions, killing still isn’t the best way to handle things. But like I said, Big Guy, that isn’t you anymore. You’re learning, growing. Bettering yourself. You even quit killing.”

“Only cause you said that was the only way I’d be allowed to date you. And even then I’m pretty damn sure I’ve killed one or two people since then.”

“The road of recovery isn’t a straight line, Wade. There will be hiccups and fall backs. You aren’t taking contracts anymore, you killed those people while protecting me, which you’ve already been scolded for, and most importantly...you quit for me.You didn’t start back up behind my back or have sex and then leave me to start up again. You stayed. We patrol, you’re doing some really good things on patrol with me. Even Cap is taking notice. You’re improving, Wade, and I’m so proud of you for that.”

“But what about-”

Peter pulled him down for another kiss, wrapping his arms around his shoulders this time and keeping him close. After a few moments he pulled back and cupped Wade’s face in his hands, looking him right in the eyes.

“I’m. Not. Going. Anywhere. Wade. Wilson. I don’t care what you look like. I don’t care about the mistakes you’ve made. You’re a human and you make mistakes just like the rest of us. The important thing is that you learn from them and you are. I love you. I want you. I choose you. No one else, no matter what anyone says. As long as you want me too, I’m here with you.”

Wade didn’t say anything after that. He just stared into Peter’s beautiful brown eyes, a part of him trying to find any lies hidden in them, but he already knew better. His Peter was so many wonderful things. A hero, a dork, a total nerd, a babe, and so much else...but Peter Parker wasn’t a liar. In truth, he sucked at it.

After a few minutes, Wade shook his head and pulled Peter in for one more kiss and sighed. “What the fuck did I do to deserve you, Baby-boy?”

Everyday, bad people who do terrible things, get away scott free.

Everyday, someone innocent is failed by a flawed system that allows that person who victimized them walk out and about in broad daylight.

Before you, I thought there was only one way to fix this. I thought that my easy answer was the only way that these bastards got what they deserved, but it never seemed like enough. Everytime I eliminated one, three more just like him needed killing.

I know now that there are no easy answers. I’ve tried it my way, and it didn’t seem to be doing a whole hell of a lot in the grander scope of things.

I used to think doing it your way was stupid. I’m still not sure how much I actually believe your way works but...I’ll try it for you. I’ll try things your way. Because if someone as good as you can do it like this...then perhaps it’s at the very least a better way to go about it than the way I was trying to do things.

A/N: This one comes with a bit of a warning since this AU deals with Merc!Spider-Man so there is a violent character death as well as the hinting of a woman being raped and killed off-screen. You have been warned!

Icarus

Everyday, bad people who do terrible things, get away scott free.

Everyday, someone innocent is failed by a flawed system that allows that person who victimized them walk out and about in broad daylight.

A man sprinted through the darkened streets of New York, hoping to lose his pursuer.

This night wasn’t supposed to be like this. The job wasn’t supposed to go so badly! He and the guys just got a little tipsy and wanted some easy fun! That was all! Just, just guys doing stupid guy things and making mistakes, right?!

She wasn’t supposed to fucking die on them like that! None of them really noticed at first when she stopped moving. They thought she was getting into it! They just wanted to make her stop screaming, the stupid bitch.

Then...then they showed up. One of them sniped Kenny right between the eyes. The other one, quick as lightning, zipped by with a knife and slit Lenny and Ben’s throats.

Terrence had just turned tail and run after that, not bothering to wait up for Josh or Stan. They were surely dead by now and he was next! He was sure of it! He couldn’t hear the culprits but he could feel them!

Surely they were right on top of him by now. They had to be! Terrence wasn’t stupid enough to think he’d escaped them. As fast as that one was and as on target as the first on had been, they were bound to be close. They were just playing with him.Those sick fucks, that was totally what they were doing, wasn’t it?!

Adrenaline, anger, and perhaps some form of madness brought on by the fear that had taken hold of his mind fully took hold of his actions now. He moved from the sidewalk and sprinted down an alleyway. He then drew out a gun and pointed in the direction he had just come from.

“Alright you motherfuckers! I’m not playing this fucking game with you! Get out where I can fucking see you!”

Everyday, men, women, and children in horrifying situations beg for salvation.

Some, have stopped even doing that much, totally without hope that they’ll ever be free of that situation.

A chuckle echoed through the dark alleyway and seemed to surround terrence.

“Did you hear that, Pool? This guy thinks he’s allowed to make demands.”

A flash of red and black swung above him, but before Terrence could shoot at whatever it was, a bullet went through hand holding the gun.

The man cried out in anguish, and dropped his weapon. He let out a pathetic whimper as he cradled the bleeding limb close.

“You...you shot me...You fucking shot me!”

Terrence fell to his ass and scrambled back, looking all around him wildly. With his back to the wall, he curled into a ball and trembled in place.

“What? That? That’s nothing compared to what you bastards did to that woman,” A new and much more gravelly voice growled in the dark.

Terrence paled and shook his head, “No that...that was an accident! We didn’t-we didn’t mean for her to...she wouldn’t shut up!”

A silvery web stuck to his foot and suddenly Terrence was pulled up by his leg and left dangling upside-down with a frightened cry,

“You actually think that justifies it, don’t you?” The first voice spat in utter disgust. “You truly believe that what you and your buddies did to her was okay, don’t you?”

Everyday, someone powerful takes away from the powerless.

Everyday, someone pays for a mistake that isn’t even theirs.

Spiderman, the hero gone rogue, dropped before him and shot Terrence in his shoulder, “Don’t you, you fucking piece of shit?!

The man cried out in agony as he felt the blood trickle down along his neck and dangling arm. By now his was sobbing in agony and terror.

“No! No, please! I’m sah-I’m sorry! I’ll never do it again! Please!”

The black eye’s of Spiderman’s mask narrowed to a piercing glare and he hissed viciously.

“Damn right you won’t.”

He then lifted his hand to the man’s head and the gun that he kept in the wrist of his suit went off. The bullet took nearly half the man’s head with it, and some blood and flesh and other goop splashed onto Spidey’s suit.

A whistle echoed through the alley and Deadpool jumped down the fire escape he’d been perched on to watch the show. The cheery smile was evident, even from behind his mask as he walked over to stand beside his boyfriend.

“You’re getting better baby-boy! Better and better ever-ugh!”

Deadpool suddenly recoiled away and pointed at Spiderman’s shoulder.

“Uh darling? Sweety? Dearest? You have...you got a little um...just uh...just a bit of-”

Deadpool made snickering sounds from behind his mask and had to look away a few times to keep from hysterical laughter.

Spiderman cocked a brow and looked down at his shoulder to wee a bit of dripping bloody brain matter there. His eyes widened in shock then his face quickly changed to annoyance.

“Again?! Oh come on!”

He flicked it off and did the same to the other little bits of that disgusting human that were still on him.

“Ew, ew, ew! Ugh this is just fucking nasty!”

Wade wrapped an arm around Peter’s shoulder and pulled him close, “Hey, come on baby-boy, it’s just all part of the experience is all! Fishermen have to smell like fish, strippers get glitter in all their nooks and crannies, and we get blood spatter and brain matter! All part of the gig!”

Peter rolled his eyes and groaned, “Why the hell am I with you again?”

“Because I’m incredibly likable, and charming, and funny. I look great in a dress, and have over ten followers on Tumblr?”

Peter laughed and turned to face Wade, wrapping his arms around his shoulders, “Well, I do like me a man who is swimming in Tumblr fame.”

Deadpool slid his hands down to Peter’s waist and slowly slid them to grip his bubbly ass.

“How many followers would I have to say I had in order to get invited to the spider den tonight?”

Peter giggled and leaned in close, murmuring against his lips, “Perhaps More than ten is a good enough number...if you can beat me home.”

He shot a web out and pulled himself out of Deadpool’s arms, blowing a kiss as he swung away.

Deadpool stared after him in wide-eyed shock, jaw on the ground. He quickly snapped out of it and ran after him shouting, “Hey! No fair! You got a head start you asshole!”

And then the alley was silent again. The sound of drops of blood joining the puddle forming on the ground, the body with only half a head and the webbing that proudly held that body up for all the world to see were the only signs that anything had happened at all.

Everyday, all over the world, someone is hurting.

Everyday, all over the world, someone somewhere is suffering.

At around 3:30 in the morning Wade woke up to the sound of sobbing. He turned around in the bed he and Peter shared and pulled his partner in close, hugging his trembling naked body flush against his own.

Peter’s quiet sobbing halted with a momentary gasp before he relaxed against Wade’s warmth. After a moment he turned around and buried his face between the crook Wade’s neck and shoulder. Wade ran his arm soothingly up and down Peter’s back, letting him cry it out. He’d been there before, the least he could do was be there for the one he brought into all this.

“I’m here baby-boy, I’m here. Talk to me. What is it? Are you...were you shaken by the brain thing from before or-?”

Peter viciously shook his head and pulled back to look up at Wade, “Of course not! I don’t give a damn about that stupid...fucking...shit-for-brains, sleazy fucking...ugh!”

Peter furiously wiped at his eyes and curled in tighter to Wade.

“No I...I don't feel bad about what we did to him it’s just...We didn’t get there in time, Wade. We couldn’t...we couldn’t save her. If we’d passed that way just a bit sooner...gotten our hit taken care of just a little faster o-or even waited until tomorrow to collect the money we might’ve-”

He choked on a sob and Wade hugged him tighter to his scarred chest.

“Shhh, don’t say that, Petey. You can’t think like that.”

“She must have been so...so scared! She had to have died so scared and so fucking alone and all because...because we weren’t fast enough!”

“We weren’t the ones who did that to her, baby-boy. We took care of the creeps that did it. We gottem. Every last one and now none of them are ever going to hurt anyone else ever again.”

He kissed the top of Peter’s head as gently as his rough lips could manage and nuzzled him sweetly.

“You can’t blame yourself Pete, we couldn’t have known. It isn’t your fault.”

But Peter still cried. He cried well into the morning over the life he couldn’t save until he passed out in Wade’s arms.

Everyday, bad people who do terrible things, get away scott free.

Everyday, someone innocent is failed by a flawed system that allows that person who victimized them walk out and about in broad daylight.

Before you, I thought there was only one way to fix this. I thought that my easy answer was the only way that these bastards got what they deserved, but it never seemed like enough. Everytime I handed one to the cops, three more just like him needed to be caught, only for the bastard to break out and need to be caught again on top of all that!

I know now that there are no easy answers. I’ve tried it my way, and it didn’t seem to be doing a whole hell of a lot in the grander scope of things.

I used to think doing it your way was stupid. I’m still not sure how much I actually believe your way works but...I’ll try it for you. I’ll try things your way. Because if someone as sweet as you can do it like this...then perhaps it’s at the very least a better way to go about it than the way I was trying to do things.

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