#my type keeps getting older

[danoberry]

sorry i haven’t been here in a while, i’ve been doing lots. does anyone like bob odenkirk? i might be switching the fics up a bit…

[choccy-milky]

✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun

[paladibun]

Fellas, is it gay if

[st4rstudent]

he won't be able to get back up btw

[tennessoui]

what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)

(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)

(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))

it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other

then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.

if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime

[autistic-katara]

icl i would be at least a little happy with almost any ending for stranger things but one thing that would ruin all of it would be an epilogue (of a decade or more later)

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

[wildflowercryptid]

potentially batshit headcanon, but i think it'd be funny if these two were related somehow.

[gideonisms]

See I think if I'd been born a guy I wouldn't be this pathologically avoidant trying to plan my career because there are plenty of situations you can find as a cis man where you just Do Tasks in awkward silence and you can get to those as a woman but you have to go through the rings of hell socializing first and then besides, a lot of those jobs already have so many men that you stand out when the whole point was you Don't want to do that

[kuruk]

stayed up late to play splatoon with my little sister who's on a horrible sleeping schedule rn and when I went to lay down in bed my joint pain and finger mobility suddenly felt so weird I couldn't control my hand (real) and I had a panic attack instantly thinking I wss having a stroke (not real) 😑 90% of the panic attacks I've had this year happened like as soon as I laid down to go to sleep. don't even know how to prevent it other then literally don't stop sleeping and napping in case you accidentally go over 12 hours of being awake and start to decline mentally. lying on back is the worst for anxiety even on a good day I can't stay like that without getting anxious for no reason and lying on my stomach is my preferred position but I can feel my heartbeat too much like that T_T and side isn't good either because I always have to switch and then I get scared.. not to mention how one side is going to feel uneven and make me think it's finally happening...

[mysterious-corpse]

so fucking upset. i looked up what's considered concerning weight loss and got a statistic. i looked up the same question but specified teens and i got a bunch of articles about how to lose weight. what the fuck

[depresseddepot]

SO THERE'S THIS APOSTATE NAMED MORRIGAN.......

[orcelito]

Actually is there any cure to feeling like I'm a failure of a person if I don't keep posting fic regularly. Like I know this is not a job or anything. It's just for fun. But with how most people comment only within a day or two of when something is posted, I end up with weeks and weeks of no comments, even when the hits on my works still go up, so it makes me feel rather forgotten.

Like idk. This is probably just feeling worse bc im apparently phenomenally neurotic today. But I wish people commented on older fics more.

[akkivee]

do you know how often these float to the forefront of my mind since they dropped???? does he know how well he suits jyushi???? does he know he’s on his way to ruining my life???? does he know—

[hollow-vok]

Ohh im obssesed

[staydandy]

Can I rant about something (not whump related) for a tiny bit?

(#firstworldproblems - I know its nbd, it's just a silly rant I feel like writing)

My car is fairly new. Grey cloth seats. Which, from experience in my last car that had tan cloth seats, stain easily. Even knowing this I chose cloth over (p)leather b/c the later gets hot & sticky in the summer, & really freaking cold in the winter, no thanks. I've not stained my new seats yet, and hopefully never will. But I'd like to put a cover, at least on the bottom of the seat, JIC.

Rant starting :

Who TF designs these covers?!

First of all, most of them are black! - & (p)leather If you live anywhere with sunlight you'll know that black seats will get really hot, and even help heat up the whole car quite a bit (awful in the summer). I purposefully chose light-colored seats because of this. Yet I can barely find any light covers.

For the patterned ones - again, who TF designs them?!

Half the patterns look like they're from the mid-1900s smokers lounge. The other half is covered in animal print & rejected wallpaper designs. (& I'm a 90s bby, I grew up w/all kinds of garish patterns - maybe that 's why I don't like them now)

All I want is basically the equivalent of a fitted sheet, a slip-cover to protect the seat - easily removable to be washed. A simple, mid-to-light color, or pattern that's not too in-your-face. You can have flowers without them being bright red poppies or smiling daisies covering ever square inch of fabric; or animal print that doesn't look like you skinned a cartoon.

Then there's a strange off-set of seat covers that look like they're cut from carpet!

Am I really the strange one, wanting something simple? I mean, to each their own, you like what you like, but are these really the most popular (& only) options?

And that's without even getting into price!!

But I'll stop there.. 😅