#my sweet snake baby

[firelikestars]

i know the common headcanon is that crowley’s bed has like thin black silk sheets and little else but i have to disagree!

this demon not only loves to sleep but is a SNAKE. i’m very convinced that he has piles of soft blankets on his bed to make sure he stays warm and cozy while he sleeps

[omg-snakes]

Excuse you, tiniest snake, but you and your sniblings were not due until next week.

You are early and we were not expecting you yet, though we are very happy that you're here.

It's to meet you.

[hne-sne-sne]

MY SWEET BABY IS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY

[morphouine]

Hellluuuu,

Do you mind if I share a little portrait of Fem Crowley in her tiniest outfit?

Well, even if you did mind, here it is so... Have it!

I began this piece so long ago but I've been so busy and sick, really sick. I now kinda feel better, so I hope I find some more time to draw our ineffable idiots !

[snake-spotted]

just made the terrible, awful mistake of looking at corn snake morphs....now I want one IMMEDIATELY. alas I will have to wait :(

anyway I think my fave morphs are anery tessera and hypo lavender tessera. I have no clue what any of these words mean but they're pretty and cute :3

[radioactivebeetlee]

Meet Medusa :)

Rainbow Medusa!?

[the-mighty-python]

He is aware, and im glad u all appreciate him as much as i do ❤️

[wanoboywednesday]

YOURE FUCKING JOKING THEY MADE S SNAKE WHITE???????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHITTTTTT

[bbina]

im dismissing nct from military service bc i can (ill be crying when dream's turn comes...) (thanks rj for being chinese ily)

- 🙄

can the south korean government dismiss all of the korean members military service.. haven't they served enough for their economy ⁉️ (also yeah thank you chenle for being chinese i would've gone absolutely batshit insane if you had to enlist)

[scoriarose]

I just found the spider who moved into the top of my gecko 's stump wet hide and caught a cricket many times her own size (and now she's 20x larger than at the start of the week) has been... busy.

So busy.

I don't know what to do with this Amazon woman and her baby daddy and all their unborn children. I would let them hatch outside but it's winter and I don't want to kill them.

Lolth help me, I get myself into problems regular people would never dream of.

[rollforjackass]

very fond of ineffable husbands, fine with aziracrow, but i miss when we were calling those gay bitches 'air conditioning'. bring back the experience of mystifying casual observers about how an a/c unit is giving/getting road head in the 1940s

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

SNAKE only has three memories of his mother. One of his father, entwined with one of the memories of his mother.

Of those three memories, the worst one is sharpest in focus and he hates thinking about it. The rest of them are fuzzy and he loves them.

In the first one, he remembers he was small. Maybe two years and a handful of months old, toddling everywhere, but still clinging to Mother’s skirts like shy children do.

The memory is a grassy field, sunlight warming his cheeks, and dirt under his bare feet. He can remember smiling, laughing. He stopped when he came across a small snake who was coiled in the grass, who hissed at him when he got close.

Back to Mother he went running, wailing with big tears rolling down his face. He was so young then, and having been alive for so little time and (he knows, he knows by his other memories) being so loved by his mother, it was the worst thing which had ever happened to him.

She scooped him up, giggling at his worries. She kissed his tears away all the same and soothed him with gentle up-and-down bouncing held against her chest. “Shh, my love, it’s alright,” she said as she took a step toward the animal which had frightened him.

And she lowered him down, just enough so that his feet were barely against the dirt, a safe distance away from the snake. Instead of hissing at him again, the creature flicked her tongue. And he thought he heard a woman’s voice. Oi, thought you were gonna step on me.

Mother tried to smooth down his hair, though he supposes that cowlick of his didn’t cooperate even as a child. “You see? She was just trying to make sure you didn’t hurt her. She didn’t mean to frighten you. That’s just her way of telling you to take a step back. No creature will hurt you unless you hurt them first.”

Mother was so unafraid and the incident left him curious instead of afraid. She must have thought he was a bit too young to be told that the only creature to hurt another without reason was a human.

The second memory is clearer only because he was a year or two older when it happened. He doesn’t think it was something he was supposed to hear; Mother had put him to bed, and he was meant to be asleep.

But he woke up to the sound of quiet voices and shadows on the wall outside his room, just beyond the door that he insisted Mother leave open so that his dreams could go visit hers. One of the voices belonged to her, and the one he didn’t recognize belonged to a man.

The man’s voice was soft, soothing. Snake is certain that man was his father; he only wishes he’d caught a glimpse of him, to see what he looked like. Mother didn’t have the scales on his body that Snake does… the question of whether or not his father did, of why he looks the way he does, will haunt him forever.

“… Please. You must trust me, my darling.”

Mother’s voice was strained with emotion, like she was crying. “Are you sure? We can’t come with you? But…”

“I know. I know.” Here was where their shadows merged, as Father took Mother in a comforting embrace. Maybe a kiss. Snake will never know exactly what happened between the two of them. “I’m sorry that I can’t stay with you. But he’ll be safer here, without me. You both will be.”

He thinks Mother laid her head on Father’s shoulder, and Snake can remember the big feeling that came with realizing that his mother got sad sometimes. “He won’t know you. It breaks my heart. My love, are you certain you won’t… you don’t want to go in and say goodbye to him?”

“I… I can’t.” Father’s voice sounded tight. Sad, like Mother sounded. Looking back, Snake understands it as a man longing and conflicted. “It’s too dangerous. Just… please… don’t tell him about me. Or what I am.”

Mother gave a small hum, a breath mixed with a laugh. “I’ll tell him the good parts.”

And Father made the same sound. “Alright… just the good parts. When it’s safe, I hope to come back, but… I’m afraid he might be grown by then and you might be gone. I love you so much, my dear.”

“I love you, too.” Mother’s voice shattered into a million pieces. “Don’t forget us.”

“… How could I ever?” A shaky breath followed by a sigh. “Maybe… maybe I will go see him. I just don’t want him to know I was here. Is he asleep?”

The last bit of the memory is Snake’s favorite part, something he tucks close to his heart when he starts to feel worthless. It’s rippled like a pond which has had a stone tossed in it, because he was a tired child and had begun to drift off by then.

It was a strong, careful hand on his head, and Father’s voice. “Ah, I wish I could stay, but… I’m leaving so you and your mummy will be safe.”

A pair of lips that weren’t Mother’s left a kiss on his forehead. “Goodbye, my little boy. Papa loves you.”

The last memory he has of either parent is just Mother. And it’s horrible. And he curls up into a ball and cries silently whenever his mind forces him to remember it.

He thinks he was four. A little older, still too young to recall much else of his short childhood. His mind has blocked out the unnecessary details of this memory, like where he was at the time or why it was happening. It was so fast and it hurts so bad.

He remembers Mother screaming, reaching for him, because people were taking him away from her. She’s the most prominent person in the memory ― because she’s the most important person there.

Everyone else are faceless men, grabbing him, restraining him, and pulling him away from Mother. He remembers being so confused and sobbing. “Let go of my mummy!” still rings inside his head sometimes, his own voice echoing like some terrible chant.

As much as both of them fought, it was two against so many more. Mother couldn’t escape, and neither could he. All he saw were the men dragging her away, then one of the men holding him hit him in the head with something heavy. The world went black.

When he woke up, there was a ringing in his ears and a crude bandage covering a wound on his head.

He was in a cage, and Mother was gone, and he would never see her again.

Late at night sometimes, when he is very, very lonely and homesick for the life he lost, Snake hopes that his parents might still be alive. His father left presumably to keep him and his mother safe. He never saw what happened to his mother, but because he didn’t, he doesn’t know definitively whether or not those men killed her.

He curls up in bed, with at least a few of his snakes coiled around him. Both for the warmth that whatever human part of him possesses, and because they know he needs their company.

And he lets himself remember these memories, and he hopes violently that perhaps his parents will find him again someday. Or he will find them.

He closes his eyes against the tears that want to come. Years of abuse at the hands of someone who took him from his family have trained him to break down quietly, so he barely makes a sound as he cries despite his whole body shuddering.

The memories are allowed full reign over his being, so much so that they seem like all he is.

Snake wonders what his parents named him.

[kodared]

Where have i been!!! I got a new member of the Koda family !!

A Tarantula! Photos below for those freaked by spiders!

🚨‼️CW: BUGS!!! Spiders!!! Spider eating!‼️🚨

This is my Brazilian White Knee ! Named Will !!

My pride and joy.. I do have a video of her eating but i think! ill keep that for my own LMAO, simply because i got freaked out when she striked the tweezers!

She’ll grow pretty big if she’s female! but it’s hard to tell because she’s only a lil thing right now! I also got a T.Vagan Sling as a freebie!

he is… far too little to be shared with a photo, but i love him none the less!

More pictures of my lovely girl!

[sunshineram]

also loki says hi :)

[thatoneluckybee]

I LOVE SNAKES SM LOL. BALL PYTHON MORPHS ARE SILLYYYTY

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