#Spider!!

[kodared]

Where have i been!!! I got a new member of the Koda family !!

A Tarantula! Photos below for those freaked by spiders!

🚨‼️CW: BUGS!!! Spiders!!! Spider eating!‼️🚨

This is my Brazilian White Knee ! Named Will !!

My pride and joy.. I do have a video of her eating but i think! ill keep that for my own LMAO, simply because i got freaked out when she striked the tweezers!

She’ll grow pretty big if she’s female! but it’s hard to tell because she’s only a lil thing right now! I also got a T.Vagan Sling as a freebie!

he is… far too little to be shared with a photo, but i love him none the less!

More pictures of my lovely girl!

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[someguyiguess]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[bingokill]

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

[bedupolker]

The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[kinoselynn]

quick spideypoolverine.

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[hannahtempler]

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[whiterabbitloveposting]

For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted