#my stoner girl :3

[applesartt]

Kindness💛

[ireallyymissu]

remember this is who you are being mean too :c

don’t be mean to me please ✨

[rottingcitrus]

MY TWO WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS (yes they smoke weed)

ANYWAY I NEED MORE SERRAVEIRA ART AND I WILL SCREAM IF I DONT GET IT, LET THEM BE GAY AND SMOKE WEED MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE

[gashotbox]

u and ur stoner gf hotboxing a small room before her stomach grumbles and she groans and leans to the side and lets out a rank fart that joins the smell of weed and the way she cringes and rubs her tummy shows she has more where that came from, but she still wants the two of you to stay and keep smoking 🥺 you cant mind the smell that much, right?

this is so fucking cute😞<3 and hey, it’s not like you guys can open the windows or anything, bc then you’ll let the smoke out! so you just gotta suck it up and sit in the muggy heat of her stink. she nestles into you,, giggling as her muscles relax with every puff and more farts start to rumble and bubble against your lap . but cmon, listen to her sleepy, lazy little whines. how can you say no to her?

[hmvw2015]

The best girl of P&F!

[kuromi-hoemie]

augh speaking of doing cute stuff w ur friends I'm thinking of when my friend n her bf took me out to dinner and paid for my movie ticket 🥺 i wanted to at least pay for snacks or somethn but i just got us some popcorn to share n they still got more of their own stuff.

i love to feel taken care of ૮ – ﻌ–ა ♡⁠

[drippyjoes]

I AM LIVE

come check out my stream and hang out! i’ll be playing fortnite for a few rounds, and then we may get into some Baldurs Gate 3 later on!

i’m trying to reach 50 followers by the end of the year, so come check out the vibes!

[counteenworms]

can i show u guys my new bong

[ireallyymissu]

happy monday guys ✨

if you love me

[teakoodrawz]

SCC req: Whatever Mark and Sunny interaction you can think of, I don't have anything specific on mind rn unfortunately

they're mostly a love bird(and cat) together but also in other worlds their dynimacs are funny

[ayyponine]

work today was actually kinda fun im so powerful <3

omg remember when i said “whenever a customer gets angry with me about a discount they have zero entitlement to i should be allowed to be in a shirt that has like a wonky lookin smiley face or fuzzy 3D mushroom on it. like i just think the absurd degree of their clownery might hit a lil quicker if i could zone out in a tacosaurus (stegosaurus but a taco) shirt”

my dream in a way came trueee <3

so again disclaimer do not try to google shit in an attempt to figure out where i work but we always have some type promo going to get people buying. and starting today fr easter if people buy fr X amount theyd get a pair of complimentary bunny ears. theyre rlly cute btw my colleagues and i wore them p much all day <3 theyre also put up fr sale WITH a matching lil bag fr kids to collect eggs in (theoretically i guess bc it’s like. fully lined w fabric. its just an open lil bunny purse of like light brown teddy fabric. i suppose you could also take this to the club).

but the conditions are like ok. this action started 1. today 2. starting frm a purchase worth X amount of money 3. u get a pair of bunny ears if you have a child with you present. no “oh i have three kids at home can i take three w me” no only if there is a child present with you THEN you get aforementioned headband w soft lil bunny ears.

which sucks a lil having to disappoint people who spend the money to get there and then i have to tell them im sorry. if you really want the ears you can either purchase a pair. or i can put this stack of clothes aside fr you and you can come back and make the purchase later this week with yr kid present if we still have a stock of free ears left to hand out by then??

but a lady had already been rude to one rlly sweet colleague and then she came in fresh w me trying again and getting real rude when that didnt work as she had planned and she was denied a second time in one afternoon <3 im sorry it was kinda funny like are you not embarrassed..

SO proud of myself tho fr not letting it get to me! she was like WOW i bought for like 80 euros worth of stuff last weekend and didnt get any so?? im just like oh thatd be correct we just got these the action started today :) starting today we are handing out ears. shes like WELL but i made a purchase just yesterday so you cant give me some now? thats kinda ridiculous. what if i return all the stuff i bought and then but it again do i get the ears then? im like yes :) shes like well huff thats just nonsensical!! thats the instructions ive been given ma’am <3 so if i do that THEN i would get the ears thats ridiculous maybe i WILL do that. im just like okie youre free to do that <33 oh if you do be sure to bring yr kids with you though bc otherwise i still wouldnt be allowed to give you anything <3 thats STUPID. :D well i dont make these decisions ma’am the easter action started. today

she kept bitching abt it clearly annoyed that nagging and making a fuss didnt get her her way <3 you shouldve seen her face when i offered that if she really wanted them so bad we also offered them fr sale so she could get as many as she wanted oh my god. she threw down her customer card on the till and i just went like thank you <3 *scans it. do you know how powerful it is to deny a woman the complimentary pair of five euro bunny ears she feels entitled to and feel absolutely zero guilt about that? all the while wearing said bunny ears right on top of your head. i AM the manager.

..... i am not in fact the manager just the one w most seniority present at the time. the actual manager had her day off and if the lady returns and bothers her about it the same way chances are she’ll get two pairs and an apology to boot. but not today and not from me <3 peace and love on planet earth

[necromanticfemme]

the other night after i hooked up with the hot butch from the Halloween party i like messaged them after i got home being like hey thanks i had a good time and they only liked the message and didn't say anything back and like. what else am i supposed to think apart from that it was shit and they hated it and thought i was cringe. meanwhile i am DEMONICALLY into them. and then im literally going back to my home city for 3 months from Saturday so. this is unfun </3 like after we were done they said something about me hitting them up when im back but i'm scared they didn't mean it and also i'm gonna get zero play in my home city because its lesbian scene is DIRE

[will-pilled]

Hey does anyone know an easy way to make edibles weed products?

[theunattainable]

Typing this at 3:33 while I'm high as fuck yaaayyyy that's a good thing. Today is okay I guess.

[bittcrsuite]

@sourtimcs liked this post for a closed starter ♡ plot: in source ! muse: josie hall. 24-26. cannabis infused bakery owner.

josie was stressed. it'd been two days since the last time they slept together and she was already thinking about the next time. things were getting bad. despite their constant conversations, josie felt like she couldn't get close enough. as fun as their friendship was, she found herself wondering more and more about the other side of their relationship. they were on their second sleepover of the week and the brunette habitually began to pack a bowl as they sat down. "what're we doing tonight? any grand ideas?"

[ireallyymissu]

guess who broke their gaming chair playing overwatch >.<

but here’s a few cute selfies ✨

<3