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I GOT A DOUBLE FOR THE FIRST TIME 🥹🥹🥹

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recent wins and losses: R2 rafayel on standard (65 pity), atmospherics artem (lost it on the current gufeng pt 2 event on global) (i forgot the pity oops), and zayne (25 pity) (won the 50/50)

also life update! still waiting for 2 remaining postgrad schools to send their decisions to me and ask me to audition (1 school has accepted me and 4 schools have asked me to audition)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE I GOT XAVIER (60 pity) (won the 50/50) AND MAVUIKA (79 pity) (guaranteed)‼️

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it's 2am over here so happy 2025 from s.e.asia!! 🥳🥳🥳

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HAIKYUU AS THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID PT. 34

INCLUDES: akiteru + bokuto + hinata + kuroo + oikawa + tsukishima + saeko + shimada

CW(S)/TW(S): coarse/foul/strong language used + includes mildly suggestive fanart (twitter links)

MASTERLIST

A/N: back to some good ol' content from the nsfw trio's gc! (this is some insight into what we send in the gc when we aren't writing smut tgt LMAO)

hinata, talking to tsukishima: how tall were you when you were in 6th grade

nishinoya: he was tall enough

hinata: fr

oikawa: [twitter link]

kuroo: AYO

kuroo: god what's the purpose of that clit slit

oikawa: for easier access duh

kuroo: [twitter link]

bokuto: wah

bokuto: i'm in public

kuroo: oops

kuroo: i won't apologise 🤗

[saeko is bisexual]

shimada: [twitter link]

shimada: half of saeko's body died ystd (on 1st july)

akiteru: nah pride includes bi ppl

akiteru: so she's fully died

shimada: SHE'S FULLY DIED

saeko: yea fr i'm dead

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got R2 rafayel on standard (65 pity) when i was hoping for another shard for one of the solar pairs and R1 vyn on my tw server acc (10 pity) when i was hoping to get luke 🫠

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hey y'all! here's my code for the new tot event: WDEPKUK56N

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sorry but the next set of cards are spicy af (the way i gasped out loud when i saw the trailer... dear lord we are not ready) (misty invasion was truly a teaser)

also zayne is giving the 2nd ml from business proposal and i lowkey wanna write smth for him 😁

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merry (early) crisis minasan i got vyn on taiwan server 🤩

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HAIKYUU AS THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID PT. 33

INCLUDES: asahi + daichi + iwaizumi + kageyama + oikawa + semi + shirabu + tsukishima

CW(S)/TW(S): contains sexual themes

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A/N: sorry, my friends and i are rarely ever pg🤡

asahi: what if i gag and puke but no vomit comes out of my mouth but they are tears from my eyes instead

oikawa: people gag from crying all the time like me 😌🎀

oikawa: gag all u want babes

semi: THIS IS DEAD DOVE WDYM

shirabu: yea this is decayed dove crawling with maggots literally don't even get near it

kageyama: you got murdered dumbass

tsukishima: finally

daichi: god istg i can't open this chat in front of family anymore

iwaizumi: why were you opening this chat in front of your jesus-loving family

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could i get a uhhhh,,,, goshiki link on the masterlist please 🙏

hi, thanks for the ask! unfortunately idh a goshiki masterlist atm bc i haven't written anything for him yet 🫠

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got him at 63 pity yippee‼️

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HAIKYUU AS THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID PT. 32

INCLUDES: akaashi + daishou + goshiki + iwaizumi + kai + kuroo + oikawa + shirabu + yaku

CW(S)/TW(S): coarse/foul/strong language used

MASTERLIST

A/N: this part was taken entirely from the double h gc (aka the gc i'm in with 2 other friends whom i write nsfw tgt with) lmao enjoy! 🤗

yaku, talking to kuroo: why can't you be normal like kai

kai: i would like to clarify that i am not normal

shirabu: sure babes wtvr you say

goshiki: you called me the b word 🥹

shirabu: bitch?

shirabu: HAHAHAHA

goshiki: i hate you

shirabu: get in line <3

oikawa: YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED MESSAGES

oikawa: YOU CALL ME PRETTY AND THEN YOU CALL ME A BITCH

iwaizumi: pretty (annoying) bitch

kuroo: this is a normal convo here

akaashi: tell that to ur parents

daishou: TELL HIS MOTHER

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me, a music undergraduate student who majors in harp and has two diplomas in piano: i think it's cringe when one of the leads in a drama teaches the other to play a musical instrument, like come on, there's definitely a better way to develop the romance aspect of their relationship—

xavier: (does exactly that)

me:

me: suddenly i lack any sort of musical experience, do teach me how to play the piano (tucks hair behind ear)

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this is the 3rd time i've lost my 50/50 on neuvillette's banner except instead of getting mona, i got diluc (51 pity)

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HAIKYUU AS THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID PT. 31

INCLUDES: fukunaga + hanamaki + kenma + kindaichi + kuroo + nishinoya + oikawa + sugawara

CW(S)/TW(S): coarse/foul/strong language used + includes gen alpha slang 💀

MASTERLIST

nishinoya: you're so skibidi

sugawara: boi if you don't stop your skibidi and your rizzler i'll smack the shit out of you

nishinoya: i'll smack your gyat

nishinoya: HAHAHAHAHA

sugawara: i'll tell the whole chat about your sins

sugawara: in front of chat and god bitch

[talking about how google docs uses their users' documents to train their AI for things like autocorrect, word prediction, etc]

kuroo: so it's kinda corrupted by smut writers

oikawa: HAHAHAHAAHA

oikawa: ppl like us ruin the autocorrect

kuroo: HAHA hey they chose our works to use

kenma: i'm going through a phase

fukunaga: solid liquid or gas phase

fukunaga: i'm so funny

kindaichi: i excel at being a simpring desperado

hanamaki: SIMPING DESPERADO

kindaichi: I MEANT TO WRITE SIMPERING BUT SIMPING WORKS TOO

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got him at 77 pity 🥹 idk if i have the energy to farm for jades to pull for his LC