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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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GINGER SNAPS 2000, dir. John Fawcett
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
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oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
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anyone can be a girlboss but it takes a real woman to be a deadbeat dad
#mc tag#ghost when its her turn to watch pickle...... hey son i love you. have fun running around in my evil plant infested caves!#why would i need to supervise. i am part of an evil hivemind now i know where you are at all times ^_^
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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Me every second of every day
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