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#cooking pizza rolls#no idea I'm supposed to eat them. ik they give me an allergic reaction but it's better than idk more bread or nothing#ig the stuff wasn't working that I usually use#so had 2 do it kinda wrong- gonna hope that's ok- generally so anxious I just wanna sob#my step mom just got home#didn't say much#grabbed a bunch of bread#olive(?) oil n put it in a bowl#mentioned it's great for you and#rubbed it on her hands and face#said the Italians do it and even drink it#added salt and pepper and left#generally im not ok#un#i keep crying#im constantly afraid of getting in trouvle#my eating habits are a lot worse again#im p sure im having ptsd episodes#and generally#im not ok
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yayyyyy my girlfriend’s anniversary gift is out for delivery today ^-^ two days late…….. late or no though i’m giddy
#i am So So excited for her to get this ive been harassing missy about it at every step bc as our mutual bestie she knows what i got sandy#alao the package got out wayyy later than expected bc. well first off i dont go out bx i work from home#but also bc my sister offered to take it to the ups store for me and then just did not do that. for an entire week.#eventually my dad gave up and dropped it off at the grocery store which has a post section for me when he was running an errand 😭#and then my sister used that to scam my mom out of 15$. Anyways#bri.txt
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Month old writing share game
Thanks for the tag from @elsie-writes i procrastinated hard on this one but I think that the rules are just to share a bit of writing. So here's a little chunk from something I just wrote:
One time, a few years back, when Logan was nineteen, Lily was twelve, Jaxon was just about eleven, and Dylan was eight, they went to the park. He took them to the park to distract them, sometimes, but he didn't remember the specific reason that time around. Dylan had wandered off a little while after helping Logan pack sandwiches at home- after Lily and Jaxon already left- to go to the garden. Two older men, fifties or sixties, one in blue overalls and the other in a plain, grey shirt were teaching them how to use a rake. A woman a bit younger, dirty blonde hair in a bun behind her head, had a pocket of seeds for Dylan to plant. Logan sat on the bench to watch them, a bit warily. But they seemed friendly enough. Jaxon, usually, would run off to go find people to play with. He was sociable, he liked making friends, but even that day, as sunny as it was, it was still too early for kids his age to start coming over. Mostly, it was the parents of toddlers who wanted their kids to run off some energy. Sometimes, the toddlers would try and get him to play, too, and Jaxon obliged every time, but he seemed content with just his sister today. He didn't have any interest in gardening with Dylan. Lily was by the monkey bars, standing on top of the black platform underneath them. Jaxon sat on the ground, digging a hole in the bark with his hands. Lily jumped up to grab the bars, but she was getting tall enough that she didn't need to jump as high now. Once she had a grip on the yellow metal, she pulled herself up to sit on the top. She sat there for a while, talking to Jaxon about something Logan couldn't hear at the distance he was, and given his attention was split between them and Dylan. Lily had swung her legs over the bars and leaned down in between the gaps to hang upside down, and of course Jaxon wanted to try. He jumped up, just like Lily did, grabbed onto the bars, and it should've been a forewarning when his hand slipped before he regained his hold. He jumped up to sit on the top bars, and then his leg got caught in between, and he fell backwards trying to untangle himself. He had picked the bar closest to the platform. Hanging upside down, right above the edge of the black platform, with his leg stuck in between the bars. He must not have been really thinking past getting his leg unstuck. Logan heard a woah, are you okay, that caught his attention just as he managed to free himself. And then he fell. And hit his head on the edge of the platform and hit it again as the rest of him landed in the bark. Jaxon hadn't even cried, which was astonishing to Logan, who had shot up like a rocket and rushed over to check on him. Because Logan would've cried hard if he hit his head like that. Twice. Lily had scrambled down to see if he was okay, too, but Jaxon only sat in the bark, moved to sit with his legs outstretched, one hand making a circle in the wood bits, blinking like he was confused. There was a steady stream of blood gushing from his nose, too. His eyes weren't quite uneven yet, but Logan didn't think for a second that Jaxon got away without a concussion. He instructed Lily to go watch Dylan, tell them where he went, while he took their brother home to check on him. Jaxon blinked again. Logan grabbed him by the arm, dragged him to his feet, and dragged him home, having to hold his own sleeve against his nose because Jaxon wasn't doing it himself.
Open tag since this is a month and a half old sorry lmao
#the ages at the beginning are mostly meant for me to keep track of The Timeline#also this is unedited so if there's any weird sentence structure i'm fixing it tomorrow so don't point it out. anyways storytime with isaac#one time when i was in the third grade. about eight or nine years old. i was on the monkey bars at my school#so we had two playgrounds for recess. one was for kindergarten to second grade the other was from third to fifth graders#the third to fifth graders one was bigger. the other one was smaller#so i was on the smaller one with this girl i knew named verity and she was trying to show me how to hang upside down#but i was too big for them so when i tried my leg got caught between the bars#and there were these two bars that were kind of like step ladders to reach. if you were a little kid who needed help reaching. which i wasn#so i fell and cracked my nose on the first bar and hit my head on the second#the kid verity was FREAKING out. crying screaming etc#she ran to go get the teacher and i have this vivid memory of being like really dizzy and just staring at the bark and not moving#because it didn't hurt as bad as verity thought it did + i think i was confused and trying to piece together. why that just happened to me#the nurses made me go home and i had the sickest black eye and a concussion while i got to sit in the back of my mom's office#with a minion's ice pack#it hurt like a motherFUCKER after like two hours though#giving characters things that happened to me as a kid is a good fun time#also i shouldnt have been hanging out with verity. bestie once dug a hole in the grass and burrowed herself a hole to escape the school#via dent in the fence. like a fuckin woodland creature bro#rambles in the tags#writeblr#wip: rosemary
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Aaaaaaaa tattoo???????????? Maybe??????
#I reached out to a tattoo artist last night and she got back to me this afternoon#and I’m !!!!!!!!!!#I’ve never gotten this far#I’ve just dreamt about it for years#and never actually taken the next step#and I haven’t like booked an appointment or anything#but I’ve contacted her and confirmed her books are open and she would be interested and on my basic description about what price range#holy shit#my whole chest tightens up and I like panic response any time I think about it#and my friend had to sit on the phone and encourage me to hit send on the email#and I don’t know if that’s a sign I should just not do it but also I’ve wanted one for so long but do I actually or just the idea of one????#but also!!!!! I’ve had so many fucking god damn needles in my life#it would be kinda nice to finally have some that I CHOOSE#anyway!!! maybe getting a tattoo this winter????#maybe????#I haven’t booked or anything yet but#I rlly like her art style and her books are open during the window I’m home#idk how to navigate this around my mom while I’m home but#I think I’ve almost settled on a black line cecropia moth on my upper inner left arm#anyway I’m freaking out and I can’t tell if the terror out ways the excitement or what I’m actually afraid of#I’m not gonna get it before thanksgiving for sure bc that’s too much attention for the once a year we’re all together#and if I wait until mid December then my sibling will be home to go with me too tho Ik my friend would go with me if he’s home too#but anyway anyway anyway anytime I think abt this for longer than a few seconds my brain shuts down and I can’t breathe so#first I gotta parse what that reaction means#Im a rambling sam
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okay. no longer high off my ass from anesthesia but i am very tired
#they gave me a bunch of pain killers#just took some so hopefully they help#man#i do not remember that surgery at all#i remember the dr putting the iv in and saying okay you’re gonna feel really good in about ten seconds and i was like 10 seconds ??#and he said you’ll see wink. and then i remember thinking oh wow this does work that fast. and the nurse was saying something to me#and then i remember her helping me into the car#i do NOT remember the procedure at all holy shit#i think i mostly just cried the whole way home. not even about anything in particular i was just crying#and i could not get out of the car and my f*ther had to carry me up the front steps 💀#i literally couldn’t do it#and i sat in bed and then my mom took over#and before i got settled in i had to pee so she had to help me but i insisted i could do it myself#immediately wiped out and fell on the floor#so she had to help me 💀#and i couldn’t sit up on my own it was a real chaos show#then she went to pick up my meds and i kinda just stared at the wall for a while#which was about when the anesthesia started to wear off#im okay now#annoyed with all the blood in my mouth and super tired#but i feel okay#the dr and the nurses were so sweet it rlly made me feel better#they asked me what i was scared of for the procedure so i was honest and said i was scared i’d throw up and asphyxiate and die#and they were just like oh okay D: most people are scared of all the bleeding afterwards ..#and the dr was rlly excited when he put the iv in cause i have good veins#he said ‘oh thank you for bringing me this’#i’ve never had an iv before it didn’t rlly hurt ! idk how i’m gonna get this medical tape off now but !#so everyone was right it really wasn’t that bad at all#once i’ve got all this bleeding under control it’s mostly just pain management and keeping my wounds cleaned#i’m so proud of myself i did my very first surgery!! and i was so brave !!
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The world keeps tilting
Prompt: Blurry vision
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Kouji stood up from the bench and blinked. His head felt light. The world blurred around him. Out of focus. He took a step, stumbled as his feet didn’t quite want to leave the ground. He tried to look at Takuya, but the lines between Takuya and the world was gone. Everything floated together in a mash of colors. Kouji stopped, rubbed his eyes and tried again.
The world was still unfocused. Kouichi stepped infront of him and Kouji’s head spun from the sudden change in blurrness. He frowned. Something was wrong and he massaged his forehead.
”Do you have a headache?” Kouichi asked.
Kouji tried to answer, but the clear line in his head became muddled as it came out. The edges of his vision was getting darker. Kouichi took a step closer. Kouji’s head hurt as his eyes strained to focus. It spun. Kouji reached a hand out. The world tilted and he needed something to steady him. Kouichi grabbed his arm.
”What’s wrong?” Kouichi asked.
”Uuuuh….”
The world kept tilting. Some of the cylinders in Kouji’s head fired.
”Passing out”, he tried to answer.
The words still came out muddled. His knees started buckling, the darkness took over. At least the world was less blurry like that. Kouichi caught him as the world disappeared completely.
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Kouji blinked. His head hurt. He was on his back, Takuya’s face hovered above him. In focus. Mostly. Kouji blinked again and rubbed his eyes.
”Hey”, Takuya said.
His voice was low, barely a whisper. Kouji frowned.
”You okay?” Takuya continued.
”Mmm?” Kouji answered.
He started sitting up, but Kouichi pressed a hand against his shoulder. Takuya sat back down and Kouji raised an eyebrow at Kouichi.
”Wasn’t out that long”, he said.
At least he hoped so. He was a little confused about how he ended up on his back, but not as confused as when he had been out a whole day. Kouichi raised an eyebrow as well.
”20 seconds, give or take a couple. Do you need a doctor? What happened?”
”I think”, Kouji made a new attempt to sit up and Kouichi let him, ”I should be the one asking that.”
His head hurt worse and it was hard to get his eyes to focus again. He leaned his head into his hands with a groan.
”I’m not sick”, he said before anyone could ask. ”Blood pressure dropped, it’s fine.”
”Doesn’t sound fine”, Takuya said.
Kouji turned his head and looked at Takuya.
”You’ve… never gotten dizzy from standing too fast?”
Takuya shrugged and Kouji narrowed his eyes in disbelief. He lifted his head from his hands, pulled one of them across his eyes before letting both fall into his lap. Takuya and Kouichi both stared at him. His head hurt less, but…
”I don’t think I’m up to running through stores after that”, he admitted. ”Can we do something at home instead?”
Takuya snorted and stood up.
”You didn’t have to get that dramatic to get out of a shopping spree.”
Kouji snorted as well. Kouichi looked at him with worry in his eyes.
”You sure you don’t need a doctor? Low blood pressure can be dangerous.”
”I just have to not stand up that quickly”, Kouji answered and pushed himself off the ground.
A little… too quickly. The world disappeared again and he grabbed Takuya’s arm until it was back.
”See? All better!” he said and forced a smile.
Kouichi shook his head and stood up as well. He didn’t look convinced, but he wasn’t arguing. Kouji decided that was success enough. He patted Kouichi’s shoulder and started walking.
#windy writes#whumpuary#fainting#digimon frontier#kouji minamoto#kouichi kimura#takuya kanbara#author is not a doctor#honestly at first the plan was 'kouji got drugged somehow'#but halfway through the story I changed my mind#but I didn't really change anything in the story to reflect that change haha#Kouji is fine he just needs a snack and a (non-alcoholic) drink#he'll get it when he gets home#kouichi will snitch to Satomi the moment they step inside#she'll fuss over Kouji and kouji'll pretend to hate it but secretly he's so happy he could cry#his mom really does care about him
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rhythm heaven is perfect for adhd. it produces very much dopamine i think. maybe. what does dopamine feel like-
#puppy rambles#rhythm hell#i mean i hyperfocus when i play rhythm heaven. n usually end up not breathing for extended periods of time#as someone wisely said. in a remix 10 perfect you either fail the roll in night walk or die from suffocation#tbh in theory the medley remixes aren't even that hard. they're just so long#i think that's more so the hard part of perfecting them. they're so long and there's lots of places to mess up#if you're not good at one game it could completely fuck the whole perfect up for you#fun fact: one time i got a remix 10 perfect up to flipper-flop. then my moms came home and then i fucked it up#i can consistently get to fork lifter usually. that's when it all falls apart-#at one point i had to make myself stop holding the b-button down at the end of the flock step part#cuz it kept making me fuck up at built to scale#that may've been when i was trying to pass/superb it. idk#i've superbed every rhythm heaven game. except polyrhythm 2. my moms had to do polyrhythm 2 for me#and its grading is wack so they superbed it#my moms are great#i got bon odori stuck in their heads from playing tengoku gfgfgfgfbf#i should play tengoku more. gba sp don't have headphone jack tho 😔#and it's my mom's and she doesn't want me to play it in my room or anything 😔#also i say tengoku but it's silver. it's the fan translation. the fan translation#that inexplicably has the official nintendo seal on the cartridge vfvfbgbv-#no i'm not kidding it seriously has the official nintendo seal on the cartridge. i have no idea why#that's one of my prized possessions btw. alongside owning a physical copy of fever and a physical copy of ds#i got ds with its box and manual for like $70. i have the box displayed hgvgvgvg-
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#have been an anxious lil piece of shit since my mother walked past/then in my room bc she smelled something-#this was yesterday btw .. first thing she said was 'u dont vape do u?' and i was like 'no' *queue john mulaney voice: like a liar*#ok well technically only on occasion like if i dont have w**d#anyway she steps into my room and starts fuckin sniffing around and goes 'it smells like .. weed 😐' and just looked at me and guys ..#i am the WORST but my mothers brother aka my gay uncle got kicked out when they were younger bc he smoked too and my mother has grown to#not be fond of it since . so BASICALLY i lightly gaslit her and was like 'mom. seriously ? 🙄'#bc we joke about it on occasion like she went to denver and came back with a fuckin pot that says 'a little pot from colorado' meant for#weed and in my head im like 😭 bro i could actually use this 😭#so thats how we joke but obviously for me its genuinely funny bc of the irony but anyway .#my anxiety was so high after that bc i literally had my pen on me and i just left the situation and started petting my dog and filled up my#waterbottle trying to think of what the fuck i was going to do next but that was literally the end of that#(at least for now but i dont even want to jinx it)#to be proactive tho bc newsflash i do smoke! i got smart as shit and wrapped my smell proof combo bag to make it look like a gift for my#my friends when i go back to school so she wont think anything of it#and then put my pen old battery and vape in a box hidden away so i can still access them if i need but god DAMN#i was def just being stupid tho bc i forget when im at home i cant be so lax and rip the shit out of my pen with my door closed and no fan#anymore like 😐 u dumb fuck i was smarter at 16 with this shit#anyway. its definitely on me and im just mad at myself for it and hope it doesnt come up again/that she isnt overly paranoid with me like i#am with myself rn#also just for some more background my mom and i have never been super close but im really close with my dad but i love with my mom ? so#after this semester not just bc of this situation but i might be like. ive never had a room at dads and id like to at least for summer#and go from there. they just moved and its so cozy and id love to make my room mine over there for once even if it means moving in for abit#but the one thing that would absolutely break my heart is that my dog lives with my mom and its not like i couldnt still see her but i feel#like id feel guilty/like im abandoning her or something :'(#idk if anyone read this far pls lmk ur thoughts#oh and i work right by my moms so its not like i couldnt still visit her but it would break my heart#kylas thoughts#drugs /
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manifesting being able to feel excited looking at job descriptions
#a umg creative coordinator job sparked a small amount of joy today no idea if im even remotely qualified though#I now have a sort of plan to drop out of law school after/during the summer but we'll see#and I reached out to my friend who works for umg to ask what her job in music licensing is like so that's a step#forcing myself to talk to friends about if they like their jobs and not be immediately embarrassed by how it implies that I'm a quitter and#couldn't handle the stress#also possibly moving home#but also frightened bc I have no friends at home anymore#also I think I genuinely frightened my parents by talking openly about my mental health with them bc now my mom is visiting me on Tuesday#also I forced myself to call therapists today#also I might have adhd or maybe my anxiety is just categorically bad now bc executive dysfunction is through the roof#anyways thanks for reading me oversharing if you got this far I dont have anyone to talk to this about bc I feel deep shame at all times
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After nearly 15 fucking years she's finally home..
#Too bad the girl with the lion and tiger one's stuck in TX#But nobody keeps that one from me I just have to go get it#And I don't want to drive across the entire country again anytime too soon#Waves of emotion#Grief sorrow anger hurt#This worthless painting was so much trouble to get back#Cost me money morals time anguish#I took my first steps in the painters front yard#My dad did computer work for him and in return my family got paintings#I got the lion and tiger one (that's now in TX)#Grandma got the Vietnam one#Mom got the soldier with daughter one#Step mom got this one the jazz one and one dad must've got later bc ma and i dk it#There are two others of naked ladies that I have no interest in#The Jazz and this one are home with the soldier one now#I just have to get mine from TX and the Vietnam one will go to me some day#Goddess I'm a wreck#Personal
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oh yeah. im not going to the gym on the weekend bc im going to the doctors (maaaybe) to check if i actually tore a leg muscle and my fucked up jaw of one year <- has many issues w his bodyyyy
#crow talks#i dislocated my jaw btw bc i bit on a crunchy mars bar too wide last year. lol.#one of my leg muscles got torn (i think) 3 weeks ago and the pain is just starting to get worse#i cant exactly walk home w this muscle without pain on every step#my mom's been telling me off to exercise so when the muscle gets better im gonna start exercising my legs regularly to not happen again#before this i should go ask my mom to book a spot lol brb
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i cannot emphasize how much i do not care about actual like. romance but one of my most recent daydreams at work is imagining a man who would propose to me (at work) (i do not know this man) purely because he thinks i could make cute children. i think about this often while trying to figure out what fucking guy would do that
#random thoughts#been reading a lot of those weird romantic webcomics lately because they fascinate me#okay so what i have so far is this dude who's a single dad to two children got divorced by his wife because he was never home#and this guy (who i dubbed the most autistic man in the world btw. not important yet but will be in a minute)#decided to delegate most of his work so he could be home more often for his kids#and he's like. 'i dont wanna date again but i do want my kids to have a mom. and also more kids. love kids'#so he sees me. working fast food. cleans. very kind to customers. LOVES kids. and is like#'ah. yes. i want to marry that thing'#and it's like. honestly my ideal marital situation probably#id love to be a step thing to some already existing children. like a nanny but way more legally binding#and the guy makes me quit my job because obviously i can't work 8 hr shifts AND watch the kids#i could have a remote job if i wanted but i gotta be a stay at home thing#also the kids are also fucking weird. that is a crucial element#the dude's wife cheated on him so that's why he doesnt want to date anymore and like. maybe i'll thaw his heart.#or maybe im just his friend who he fucks for more kids. and also gives money
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despicable
updates as of 22 oct
Travis Dermott knew that he would draw attention with his actions in the Coyotes’ home opener against the Anaheim Ducks at Mullett Arena on Saturday. The Arizona defenseman just hoped that the spotlight might shine on the issue that he was addressing, not on him.
“You don’t really want to go against rules that are put in place by your employer, but there’s some people who took some positive things from it,” Dermott said. “That’s kind of what I’m looking to impact.
“You want to have everyone feel included and that’s something that I have felt passionate about for a long time in my career. It’s not like I just just jumped on this train. It’s something that I’ve felt has been lacking in the hockey community for a while. I feel like we need supporters of a movement like this; to have everyone feel included and really to beat home the idea that hockey is for everyone.”
“I won’t lie,” said Dermott, who is playing on a one-year, two-way contract. “From the outside, it’s easy to see that I’m putting my career on the line for something. I definitely went through some emotional ups and downs that night, not regretting anything by any means, but I’d love to have maybe done a couple of steps a little different by making sure that everyone was aware of what was going on before I did it.
“I don’t want to put my teammates or my coaches or my GMs or the equipment managers in any kind of bad light when it’s their job to kind of look out for something like this happening. It was definitely something that I did just by myself and was prepared to kind of deal with whatever repercussions the league decides to push towards that. I’m not going to back off and say that this battle is won, but we’re going to find better ways to do it.”
As Dermott noted, LGBTQ+ inclusion is an issue that he has supported for a long time. Without getting into specifics, Dermott said the issue is personal for him because it impacts people close to him.
“I’d be lying if I said I haven’t shed tears about this on multiple occasions,” he said. “So yeah, it’s something I’m definitely very passionate about.
“I’ve met a lot of people that from the outside, it looks like they have everything going right in their life and they have a smile on their face every time they talk to you. But sometimes when we get closer to people and get comfortable enough for them to open up to you, you can see that there’s some pretty dark stuff happening to some good people. It doesn’t take too many times encountering something like that for it to really change someone.
“I’ve been blessed to have some of those opportunities put in front of me to really change my view of what being a good person means; what being a good father and a good example and role model means going forward. You really see how people are hurting and it’s because of a system that maybe no one’s intentionally trying to be malicious about, but until you’ve really had that first-person experience seeing people hurting from it right in front of you, it’s tough to kind of take steps.”
It would be a surprise if the league handed down any sort of punishment. The optics alone would add to the public relations damage that the original ban created. Even so, Dermott reiterated his desire to bring the entire franchise into the fold before he takes similar actions in the future, but he also made it clear that he will not be silenced on the topic.
“It’s not like I’m shutting up and going away,” he said. “I know more questions are going to be coming. We’re just going to be as prepared as we can be to just spread love. That’s the thing. It’s gay pride that we’re talking about, but it could be men’s health. It could be any war. It’s just wanting world peace. Everyone’s got to love each other a little bit more.
“Like my parents said growing up, ‘How awesome would it be to be the guy that people look up to?’ That’s what really hit home when I was a kid, especially from my mom. You want to grow up and be that guy. You want to be the guy that’s having the impact on kids like NHL players had on you. If they had been racist or bigoted, that’s going to have an effect on you.
“With how many eyes are on us, especially with the young kids coming up in the new generation, you want to put as much positive love into their brain as you can. You want them to see that it’s not just being taught or coming from maybe their parents at home. They need to see it in the public eye for it to really make an effect.”
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My life is falling apart :^
#i mean it really is not but the academics (school) are getting harder because our professors arent doing remakes (?) of the tests#they would do that for the students that fail so that they get another chance but now they quit that#and it was quite literally what saved maths for me#also with my quinceaños and my mom wanting everything to be secret and me not understanding who can know and who cant#that makes it mentally heavy to even talk about the subject with other people because i already told my cousin about the theme#and i think my mom is mad because of that#but she knows im not good with social things so idk why she was so surprised about that#AND ALSO MY DAD COMING HOME AFTER WORKING ON A CROUISE#thats exciting#but every time my mom talks about him its just negative things#and every time theres any flaw or thing thats not exactly good about me she always says that i got it from my dad#so thats very :/#and also shes cheating on him and i just have to. live with that.#but it still makes me mad yk#at least i have friends#thats good :]#but still everything else is just :'/ for me#but im getting my dream physique#step by step but im getting there#so thats good! i guess!#everything else is a mess tho#but anyways! i dont know what to do!#rant post#rant in tags#personal#i guess#ill just distract and overfocus on media for the rest of my life if shit keeps being like this
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#haha love how ocd is based around feelings of powerlessness and lack of control#i honestly have improved so much overall that i almost forget i have it until i either forget meds or something real shit happens#most of my really bad compulsive behaviors are gone other than maybe 3#but the one that keeps rearing up is compulsive cleaning#and i dont mean like#gotta clean room hehe#its like. the world flashes because i get triggered by something either germ or emotional and i have to clean nonstop until The Thing#is gone#usually piles of stuff or like actual nasty#even if it belongs to someone else i have to clean it or else I just cant feel better#which is bad bc boundaries#like i generally can step back and be normal about it but when in an episode i cannot#big sigh#home is the worst bc family is v messy#i do not care about the clutter but dishes dont get cleaned for days and days and sit in stagnated water#and my mom doesnt believe in paper towels or scrubby sponges so i have to use wet rag and then leave it dirty to dry and reuse it :(#no value judgement bc i got that executive dysfunction from somewhere but damn#makes it hard to enjoy food#adhd and ocd combo is so bad bc youre both the cause of stress and your solution#lowkey feels like the manic depressive cycle where its struggle bus then massive surge to fix it and then struggle bus from burnout again#sigh
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Count On Mom ~Batfamily Imagine~
Summary: The kids try to get Bruce to get away from the computer. Luckily, there is always one person who can take his mind out of anything including Batman duties. You.
Author’s Note: Haven't posted much in a while and I kept seeing a lot of Batfamily stuff at the last convention I went to so here we go!
BatFamily Masterlist
Reader’s Pronouns: She/Her
Warnings: boob flashing, hint to smut
Side Note: This is a secondary blog. If you comment a question down below, I will not answer since this is not the main blog. Please send the question to my inbox if you want a response back!
Do not repost this anywhere!
Three of the batkids stared at their adoptive father as he had been stuck in front of the screen in the Batcave. None of the moved as they watched Bruce in some kind of trance.
“How long since he moved?” Dick asked Cassandra and Jason.
“A day,” Cassandra monotonous answered.
“I think he blinked a minute ago, does that count?” Jason asked.
“It’s official. Alfred called it. He said he’ll bake cookies if we can get Bruce to stop working,” Duke said as he walked into the batcave.
"Step aside," Jason said as he cracked his knuckles. "This will be over in no time."
As the kids began to try to get Bruce to move away, no effort was made to moving Bruce.
"I got an idea," Dick said as he took out his phone.
You felt your phone ring, making you put the groceries down onto the kitchen island so you could answer your phone. You had just gone to the store to grab some ingredients to make dinner for tomorrow's dinner.
“Hello?”
“Hey mom! Are you and Damien almost done with grocery shopping yet?”
“We just got home. Why?”
“We’re trying to pry Bruce off of the computer in the Batcave and Alfred said he’d make us cookies if we get him away from the screen.”
“I’m on my way,” you say with a chuckle at the end.
"Already began to bake the cookies. I know you'll be able to get him away," Alfred told you.
"Of course I can. That's my superpower in this family," you joked.
When you got to the Batcave, you saw your husband tiredly staring at the screen in front of him. The dark bags under his eyes from the lack of sleep made you upset but you knew there was one thing you could do that would always get his attention.
"Aw my poor husband," you say.
"You got this mom?" Jason asked you.
“Step aside kids and close your eyes,” you tell them as you walked over to your husband.
“What are you going to do mom?” Dick as as he covered his eyes. The rest of the kids quickly covered their eyes to avoid to see what you were going to do.
You climbed onto Bruce’s lap before lifting both your shirt and bra in front of him. Bruce quickly snapped out of his daze before looking up at you with a smile.
“Tempting me my love?”
“Maybe,” you smile as you pulled your shirt and bra down.
“Let me have my cookies and you can have me,” you whispered into his ears as you stood up.
“Okay kids. Enjoy Alfred’s cookies,” you say as you headed out.
The moment the kids uncovered their eyes, they watched in shock as Bruce already began to make his way towards you.
“Leave it to mom for getting Bruce to do anything other than his Batman duties,” Jason said.
"I wonder how she does it," Duke says out loud.
"Because dad's got it bad for mom," Dick tells him.
By the time Bruce got to you, you were eating your chocolate chip cookies that Alfred had made with Damien. You winked at your husband as you kissed Damien’s head.
“Alfred, why don’t you and the kids go out for a bit? It’s lovely outside,” you tell him.
“Of course,” Alfred said before walking over to get the rest of the kids. You began to head upstairs to your room, knowing that you had stirred something in Bruce.
“You coming Bruce?” You called out. You smirked as you heard Bruce’s fastened footsteps.
You let out a laugh as you felt him pick you up. You held onto him as he rushed over to the bedroom.
“I owe you some alone time don’t I?” Bruce asked you with a smile.
“Yes you do. Now, while everyone is out of the house, why don’t you make it up to me?” You asked him.
“I plan to," Bruce said before kissing you passionately.
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