dennogra
Daniel
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he/him -- 23 -- in german crime show hell -- tumblr is my side bitch, i'm more on twitter lol -- reblogs can be nsfw -- icon by mariablowers -- free palestine
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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another big difference between tma and tmagp is that in tma, the listener is essentially on the same page as jon at all times. you know what he knows, and when he discovers something new, he immediately tells you. but in tmagp, everyone already knows more than you. and they won't tell you. you just have to try to listen in at the right time.
it's kind of tied to tape recorders; in tma, your existence as the listener is justified. it has a purpose. you are the tape recorder. that's why you get to know everything. in tmagp, you're not supposed to be listening. what you get is scattered, contextless scenes, starring people who don't know that you're listening.
and i fucking love that.
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?
hi anon,
water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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Ik I keep posting about it but holy shit t is making me horny as hell. I’m trying to get some homework done and ‘m sensitive as fuck right now. I can’t work like this. Sitting in front of my laptop, thinking about an older tboy gripping my arms behind my back, spreading my cunt but only to examine me. Telling me how big I’m gonna get, flicking or slapping my tdick and laughing when jolt forward and whine. Calling me a fucking dog when I try to rut against his hand while he’s examining me. Calling me a dumb fag, that I shouldn’t get so excited over such a small improvement. Edging me until it hurts, asking me if this is really as big as I can get. Telling me that maybe he’ll jerk me off or let me fuck him once I’m big enough, if I’m not a greedy mutt.
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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”boys will be boys” yeah boys will be pinned down and fucked while being told what a fucking slut they are for wanting this
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.
Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.
Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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I found this book on my bookshelf and...
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How to be german (in 50 easy steps) -by Adam Fletcher
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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dennogra · 6 months ago
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I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy
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dennogra · 7 months ago
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You might think that I'm joking when I say that we need cyborg rights to be codified into law, but I honestly think that, given the pace of development of medical implants and the rights issues raised by having proprietary technologies becoming part of a human body, I think that this is absolutely essential for bodily autonomy, disability rights, and human rights more generally. This has already become an issue, and it will only become a larger issue moving forwards.
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dennogra · 7 months ago
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Those questions that are like "is it cheating? 🤔 is it cheating in a box? Is it cheating wearing socks?" get me cause it really makes it clear how a lot of people just aren't communicating their personal boundaries & betting on some universal truth of what's right and wrong. And then like 90% of people acting like that are deeply insecure so you end up with those people who are like "is it morally okay if you even fucking look at another person or should I kill them"
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dennogra · 7 months ago
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dennogra · 7 months ago
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me every day
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dennogra · 7 months ago
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if i tell yall what i did on the tram today yall would call it a fake tumblr story i think
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dennogra · 8 months ago
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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