#my sis went home

[theshadowrealmitself]

We need more kid/teen superheroes and maybe supervillains to add to the whole “because everyone thinks Spiderman is so much older than he actually is (somewhere in his low twenties), they misunderstand his interactions with other young supers and think they’re like his children or grandchildren” au

[erinwantstowrite]

will peter be like an older brother to miles in lof ?

absolutely he is

there's about an 11 year difference between them (Miles is 14, Peter is 25), so it's a lot more like the older brother type of relationship that Peter has with Tim (despite Tim being his uncle). Peter has mentored(ish) other young heroes by this point (mostly in the Bats' universe) but since Miles is another Spider-Man, Peter takes up most of the responsibility in making sure Miles is safe and teaching him the ropes. That's HIS sassy child genius, thank you, and he's not a sidekick, he's Spider-Man.

He was also adamant that Miles tell his parents immediately, and gets along great with Rio and Jeff.

Which is HILARIOUS to me because at this point in time, Peter has built up a persona for the public eye just like the Bats did. In Rio and Jeff's eyes, they're gobsmacked that the clumsy, scatterbrained, and "scaredy-cat" kid that Tony Stark adopted a while ago is Spider-Man. (Technically, none of this is a lie. Because Peter is a terrible liar unless it's For the Jokes, and often comes across this way even if he hadn't meant to.) They're wondering how he pulled that off since he's the same age as Spider-Man, who is known to be an Avenger, and associates in the same circles as Peter. It helps that Peter and Spider-Man have been in a social media war, and that Peter works at the Daily Bugle that is known for disliking Spider-Man. Peter's been taking lessons for years atp to keep his identity safe. Which is also bonus points to Peter, because the two can tell that secret identities mean everything to him, but he told them who he was in a heartbeat (literally the very first thing he did when he found Miles).

In other words: Peter was ecstatic to become a teacher for his own matching superhero kid and it's one of the most important bonds in his life. That's his baby brother now!!

[jellyjamheadobb]

Not this being me at a local grocery store earlier :D

[nattousan]

when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

[itz-pandora]

Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"

[dany36]

I’ve….never been more devastated :(

[rainbowbeanstyles]

its amazing how a little walk to the store can feel so comforting

[zhongrin]

honestly i think. i'm truly blessed to have two brothers who would bully me (affectionately) but also would genuinely vouch and care for me ᰔᩚ

[supercool-here]

hold your horses

My sister sent me this text a few minutes ago. This is my dream ok? And it came true

[plushie-lovey]

Looking to order a new plushie in honor of my birthday today

[dream-42]

Some of today's loot. :D

[ko-eko-ev-go-ms]

I really really wish dreams were easier to understand/interpret

[tariah23]

Today was a pretty fun day at work since there was nothing much to do so everyone was just mingling, having disagreements (my sis and I and others, well nvm, it almost got heated but we all calmed down), gossiping, and exchanging services. My coworker still wants to give me a brazilian, I’m scared 😭… she gave two of our other coworkers free brazilians today (this was one of their first times getting one and she said that she started speaking in tongues during the service and the coworker who was doing her service was like “ah, what language is that 🥺?” *RIPPING OUT COOCHIE AND BOOTY HOLE HAIR AGGRESSIVELY* 🥺?” (She’s Mexican lol. She’s so sweet tho) I kinda want to get one now just because everyone else was getting waxed 😭… just once at least…

[aria0fgold]

I think the wound from my recently extracted wisdom tooth is healed enough for the dentist to finally accept the extraction of my remaining bad tooth cuz uhh... it's starting to hurt now.

[khioneee]

simon is one of the girls (sort of)

boyfriend!simon was always invited to girls’ night—not out of obligation, but because everyone genuinely wanted him there. he fit into the group effortlessly, his quiet, protective presence becoming a staple at every gathering. whether it was lounging around in pajamas with face masks on or heading out for a wild night at the club, boyfriend!simon was part of the plan.

if it was girls’ night, boyfriend!simon was there. need someone to open a bottle of wine? he had it uncorked in seconds. carrying heavy bags for a night in? already done. if the group was heading to the club, simon was always the first to volunteer to drive everyone home safely at the end of the night.

boyfriend!simon never overstepped, but he wasn’t a silent bystander, either. when conversations got lively, he’d chime in with the perfect sarcastic remark or sly observation, earning a mix of giggles and mock glares. and when a topic turned to relationship drama, he always gave it to you and your friends straight.

“dump the bloke,” he’d say bluntly, not even looking up from his drink. “if i hear his name one more time, i’m blocking his number myself.”

your friends always groaned, but soon enough, they started messaging him directly for advice.

out on the town, boyfriend!simon was the designated protector. no one had to ask—he was always at the edge of the group, watching for anything suspicious. he made sure no one lingered too close, and if someone tried to chat up one of your friends unwantedly, simon’s presence alone was enough to send them packing. if they didn’t get the hint, simon would step forward, voice low and deadly calm: “you’ve got somewhere else to be, mate.” that always did the trick.

despite his intimidating size, boyfriend!simon never felt out of place during your quiet nights in. he sat comfortably among blankets and pillows, scrolling on his phone as face masks dried and reality tv droned in the background. your friends teased him mercilessly about it, but he didn’t mind.

“you’re basically one of us now, si,” one of them joked once.

he gave a small shrug, not looking up. “just don’t expect me to paint my bloody nails, yeah?”

with boyfriend!simon around, you and your friends could relax fully, knowing he’d take care of everything—from heavy bags to creeps at the bar. he wasn’t just there for you—he was there for everyone you cared about, making sure nothing went wrong on his watch.

one night, after everyone had left and it was just the two of you, you leaned into him, curious. “why are you so sweet to my friends?”

boyfriend!simon didn’t miss a beat, brushing a strand of hair from your face as he answered softly, “because they mean a lot to you—and you mean everything to me.”

an. i desperately need a man like him.

[napoftustar]

i just saw this video and i was like 😭 “i can’t even breathe properly when i run at that pace” and my mind immediately went “WELL MAYBE YOU COULD’VE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS IF YOU DIDN’T STOP RUNNING” ...she’s right tho. so i rearranged my program and i’m starting again tomorrow! thanks tyunning sjjfjehehskclv