#my shitty shitty hands

[kate-bot]

more dumb billford for u

[bruciemilf]

Goddd give me Thomas, Martha and Alfred who were completely obsessed with baby Bruce. Martha who’s quiet but solemn affection.

Hand holding, polishing his messy cheeks after he stole dessert from the kitchen, words of affirmation, teaching him how to build confidence brick by brick. “No one is made to be insignificant.”

Thomas who’s bright and loud and bigger than big, who’s just pride embodied. Showing Bruce off at every opportunity. His love is savage by nature.

Squishing Bruce’s face and throwing him around and aggressively kissing him all over his face. Maybe biting into the chub of his cheeks a little. Bruce is like his extra limb.

And Alfred? From the second Bruce took his first breath, he knew. He knew Gotham would drown him in shadow because the little pearl was just too perfect. But he’ll be there.

He was the knight first.

[bytebun]

found family coworkers (definition multiple) of all time [image description under cut]

Comic 1:

First panel, Ingo and Akari are standing together. Someone off-screen asks “oh, is that your dad?”. Akari has an awkward smile and replies “oh, no no. he’s my...” There’s a long pause as she looks at Ingo. He’s leaving it up to her. She finishes, “He’s my coworker... friend... guy.” In smaller font, she continues “yea. that.” Comic 2: A dramatic panel of Volo, looking pissed off, shouting “who are you to interfere?!!” Ingo tugs the brim of his cap lower. The upper half of his face is in shadow, while his eyes stand out. He looks threatening but has his expression is his characteristic neutral-frown, and he says “...I’m her coworker friend guy.”. In the final panel, Machoke is throwing an incredible amount of punches, a reference to Star Platinum from Jojo. Ingo is pointing with one hand, his battle pose. The background text reads, “What does that even mean??” Volo is experiencing off-screen violence.

Comic 3: The comic is titled “Reunion”. In the first panel, Ingo shows off Akari, with a faint smile on his face. She is labelled “best girl (assigned by god)”. He says, “Emmet, this is Akari, my coworker. She’s the reason I was able to return to this station.” In smaller font, Akari comments to herself, “ooh... so this is the man in white.”

In the second panel, in smaller font Ingo notes “I think I remember now...” He says, “Akari, this is Emmet. He's also my coworker.” Coworker is underlined. Emmet is crying in the background, looking confused, conflicted, distressed, and happy. He says, “Brother...?” In the final panel, we see a framed photograph of all three together. Underneath are the words, Employee of the Month. Akari is dressed as a depot agent, and she and Ingo pose with peace signs. Emmet is red faced from crying, but he’s smiling widely. He looks happy.

[fraternum-momentum]

Her obedient little mouse.

[basslinegrave]

random monarch trio stuff (and 24 is also there yeah)

[minteetho]

is this anything

[xenoanamorph]

Really quick crappy doodle of our silly guy 😪 *obnoxious honking*

Tip Jar

*edit* tysm everyone who liked and reblogged this! I’m so glad y’all like it🥹🙏 you’re my people🫵🖤🤍

[bloodsbane]

Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1

[isabelleadjani]

Blood is dripping on your dress.

QUEEN MARGOT dir. Patrice Chéreau, 1994

[xfreischutz]

doing art rehab lol

[fixing-bad-posts]

guys want me. basically every single one agrees <3

[trypoed]

get a man who looks at you with the same affection that Hoffman looks at Strahm's hand

[hopelessly-malicious]

[courfee]

messing up his hair is actually just an excuse to show off his biceps

[randomfingthings]

[shittysawtraps]

Hello Tumblr user n00dl3gal. Last night, you made fruit salad for your whole house to enjoy. After everybody had gone to bed, you ate directly from the bowl in the fridge, not caring that you were double-dipping in a public receptacle.

Before you is a party platter full of fruit, designed for 20 people. You have an hour and a half to eat all the fruit, or you'll be blended like the snack you crave. Will you justify your gluttony? Or will you- oh. You've eaten the whole thing already. I, uh, guess you made your choice. Someone will be down to let you free in a moment.

Uh. Thanks for playing my game.