#i draw my yaoi with my own 2 hands

[tobyisave]

let him be pink!!

[coridallasmultipass]

TFW you're an artist living alone and you need some spicy hand holding refs, and you gotta photoshop YOUR OWN FUCKIN' HAND, because 1) no one around to take a reference picture with and 2) there's no reference pic of two right hands holding interlaced like this. ...And it is surprisingly effective.

[bmpmp3]

has anyone ever made an all girl vsynth ver of those yaoi love triangle visual kei esque sci project songs. do i need to take matters into my own hands

[anime-grimmy-art]

It’s this time of the year again, folks. Time to wrap up the art Ive made in the last 12 months in another Year in Review! I’ve noticed that this is my fifth Year in Review in a row, so I’ll be making an extra post looking back on the progress in those last 5 years!

I've got a lot to say about this year, but purely art wise, I've gone all when it comes to comics, damn! I've kinda found a format that is messy, and therefore more time efficient, yet still looks good. I even made 2 animatics and lotsa shorts/reels! All that on top of opening coms twice, and, oh yeah, MAKING A WHOLE ASS 4MIN ANIMATION ON MY OWN.

How is my hand still alive.

2023 has been….interesting, to say the least. The first half year I was working on my thesis project, aka making an animated short all on my own (in the art department), which makes it honestly surprising how much I managed to churn out between animating. Trigun rly did have me in a choke hold.

Summer was a bit more spotty, esp. with me not being able to draw anything during August as I was writing my thesis (and doing commissions). And towards the end of the year, Kingdom Hearts tried to save me, but alas, Genshin Impact has finally sunk its teeth into me and dragged me to the bottom of the rabbit hole. It all started with me watching a story summary and lore videos while I was sick after my thesis and I was too intrigued to not dig deeper and well, first I fell in love with Kaeya and then the ships started dropping in left and right.

I’m not gonna lie, the last few months have been weird. I finished my masters in October, and have been on job hunt since, sadly without success so far. I’m existing in this weird limbo of still not grasping I’m not a student anymore after 18 years in education, not really being able to accept I’m an adult, yet desperately trying to find something so I can make a routine, cos rn Im too scared to build a rhythm as I know I’ll have a so much harder time readjusting again. It’s left me in a weird emotional state, where most of the time I feel fine, but when it counts, there’s just, nothing. No joy at getting my diploma, no anticipation to finally go to a convention again, neither any sadness hearing my grandfather died. It frustrates me that it extends to my art as well, there’s excitement over ideas and concepts, but no motivation to pick up the pencil, which makes me either not finish art at all or making so many shortcuts and just ending up with sth not satisfactory to me since it’s not the idea I sought after.

Tho, not everything is doom and gloom. I DID finish a whole ass short animation and got my masters degree, that IS sth to be proud of. Also, while Im struggling at drawing, I’ve also kinda started integrating my shortcuts into my style and some stuff I’ve thrown together actually turns out real good nowadays. Also, and this might be a bit of a weird one, I’m so fucking happy to know I can still enjoy gay ships. I’ve been a bit uncertain over the last few years because when I was around 16-18, I had a real big yaoi phase, which mostly came from the fact so much stuff came out that tickled my brain in the right way (Free, Haikyuu, etc.). But over the years, my enthusiasm died down, and I even started to resent some ships because it’s all some fandoms produced. I often found myself liking a hetero ship more than the popular gay ship, which really made me not wanna stick around because I did not care for most fanart and you can only go through a tag with art you don’t care about so long before you lose interest. I think in retrospect that it rly had nothing to do with the ships being gay ships but rather cos the fans just shoved it in your face when you didn’t care (and shipping culture nowadays also can get real scary). But I’m so happy to see I can still get obsessed with a ship and it’s all thanks to Haikaveh/Kavetham. It really just needed the right flavour for me to dig in again. And oh my god, I FINALLY like a ship with a SHIT TON of art and fanfictions, no more scrounging the crumbs from the bottom of the barrel. 

Anyways, enough lamenting. Here’s to hoping I can bite my tongue and get shit started properly in 2024, and that my brainrots may make me obsessed enough to churn out an obscene amount of fanart again.

[paviastrashyrings]

yaoi please . idc who just yaoi please

Well allow me to preface this by clarifying that this is a x reader blog, and due to you not caring who, this is perfect real estate for me to write about Horropedia. I just got him to insight 2 and I am very happy with his alternate appearance.

So join me now, dear readers, in a sweet dream of our favorite Nerdy nerd.

Spending a night in with Horropedia

He invited you to a "horror movie watch party", and by party he meant you and him and the others that he invited that wouldn't show.

He never really did mind the others not showing, horror movies were not everyones cup of tea, but you showed up?

Oh, hes over the moon. "Wow! you even brought snacks for us" he would invite you in with a big doofy smile, taking the bag of snacks you brought in so that he could lay them out in a nice container with different sections so none of the flavors or seasonings mixed. Instead of a grand party, there lay a pillow fort on the floor in front of his T.V with a stack of classics queued up for the marathon.

He is collected to the naked eye, calm and polite, but inside? Shaking with pure joy, especially if you listen to his open plot dissections of the movies he laid out.

He wanted you to choose, even if he's watched all of them already, and of course he'd give a recommendation of what to watch.

If you had a favorite? Hes more than happy to watch it with you, but be ready for discourse on scenes he was either impressed by or not impressed with.

He would never discourage you for liking a movie that was not of his tastes, he knows better than anyone what that feels like and would never wish that upon you let alone be the cause of it.

Engage him in polite discourse or rant about the lore of a horror franchise you like and he'll listen and join in, overjoyed to have found a conversation partner that actually enjoys horror too.

Now dear readers, for a sweeter dream, Romance with our beloved nerd.

He is not really a physical touch person to begin, preferring quality time over touch to build trust and comfort.

Laughing with you and sharing snacks with you in the pillow fort over the course of a few movie nights had made him warm up to the idea.

He would be the first to ask if he could initiate physical touch first, wanting to initiate it for his own comfort but allowing it to be a choice.

"Can you give me your hand for a moment?" he would ask, and if you gave him your hand he'd smile and hold it gently in his.

The type of person to draw gentle patterns into your palm, non-repetitive motions to avoid discomfort. He never let his fingers linger on the same spot of your palm for too long.

If you wish to initiate physical touch first, please spare him the same courtesy of asking, allow him to prepare himself to be touched even if it is for a moment.

Holding hands beneath the blanket, reaching over to play with his hair, just small touches and soft laughter; hushed voices whispering "shh! its my favorite part.."

You wondered for a moment how he thought he could fit more than two people in the pillow forts he made.

In reality, he only counted on you coming, hoping that you always did. He would never admit it though <3.

Yet another soft end to a sweet dream, dear readers. Now it is time to close your eyes, breathe in deep, and relish the feeling of freedom in the time that you find rest. I will wait till you find me once more, and then again we shall dream.

Until then, signed yours truly

Moon.

[bentosandbox]

Lappy fancam animatic blogging/production notes

now that wolfgirlyaoi is out on global its rambling time about my powerpoint presentation

Concept

Originally I wanted to do an (Tex & Lapp) animatic with the boss theme (broken wall/Signore dei Lupi .mp3) ever since the event dropped but I thought 1) by the time I finished anything someone else would have probably already done it first (lol, lmao even) 2) I remembered the song exists and how much i looped it then while listening to the group's new album drop and thought the lyrics fit Lapp a little too well and also doesn't end abruptly like the boss theme + was shorter so yea

initial stickman storyboard where i put down the lyrics with event dialogue/happenings that i felt would fit nicely together > hastily scribble the images that form in my head

storyboards were basically what i wanted to see (same rule as my comics) lol especially if they weren't shown in the event CGs, eg. there's a CG of the truck crashing into the courtroom so I didn't do that but they didn't mention her physical acting in that scene + the song I used has a bow/salute at that exact part in their live choreo with the very similar line so I wanted to do a homage even though-

-I was like it's going to be such a pain to figure out an economical hand twirl and bow but I have to do this I need to transplant the image in my brain onto the screen because official media did not do a—

Honestly still don't know if its a common phrase and action combo because I was having so much trouble finding external references that wasn't just scrubbing the live video over and over anyway

part of the storyboards were 'recycled' from comic drafts I did (of the chocolate scene because ofc) when the event was running on CN

Originally I wanted to draw Lapp feeding Texas for The Girlyaoi Funny but I wanted to reference the plaque you get which is a Creation of Adam reference right but I also saw people saying it's referencing the scene from Silence of the Lambs lol so...peel the layers to your liking!!

(The chocolate flavour choice was from asking my Columbian friends what the worst chocolate flavour they ever tried which was white coconut)

my sorry attempt at colour keys > final spreadsheet to keep track of progress and paste all the dialogue i put in

Art Direction

A bunch of shots/colour schemes are references to Måneskin's stuff or other media tehepero I'll just put a few here

At first I was going to limit red/blue to tex/lapp respectively but since Omertosa is blue I just did away with that rule and lapp gets to have both (and more!) these two colours have pretty obvious emotional readings I think but also

red = self blue = society Siracusa or: red = yaoi & blue = yuri

for the others:

Purple = Alberto/Saluzzo, its not orange like the fruit he keeps holding because see below; I needed the colour for something else LOL Also the Saluzzos are iirc nobility or whatever and they have purple hints in their clothes so I think it was a good fit anyway

Yellow/Orange = Its supposed to be representing the last word in the story which apparently, yostar went with 'Savagery' which is Correct I guess but (laments again about how nuance is lost in localisation because imo savagery has a more derogatory kind of connotation while I think 蛮荒 in context of the story also has a 'nature/untouched by civilisation' side to it) which is why Texas setting the house on fire was not (entirely) red but orange (and it complements the blues both visually and thematically) and it's yellow at the end when they're frolicking(?) in the wilderness lol

(these colour rules don't apply to the penglog shot and technically a few frames like the shot with shocked penance, the one right after and 'im just lappy' because...i forgor my own rules lol)

The greens/teals were just a reference to the shades in the 3DPV I think

The silhouette/general style was inspired from the 3D teaser thing they had at the beginning of the 3.5 anniversary stream and the card suits that I..forgot to move to the other layers which is why only the green one had them (supposed to be 1 per set 💀)

The clash bit is basically the same as the event CG but with a flipped camera/POV sorry for world's worst screenshot lmao. Couldn't imagine the poses in my head so I ended up posing 3d models in CSP pretty good posing practice

These shots got rendered extra because..they were the first frames I started on and I was still figuring out how much to simplify lol

I also posed the chairs shot for some inexplicable reason…my file was lagging so bad

Headcanon part (kind of)

The childhood flashback scene is probably the part I took the most liberties (headcanon) on since it's not explicitly canon like the rest...the sequence/how I connected the scenes itself to fabricate a timeline of her childhood was kind of inspired by some weibo post musing about how (iirc) texas's sweet tooth maybe came from when she was being fostered at casa Saluzzo and Lapp treating her like a pet essentially and giving her a lot of treats since...you know what happened to her actual pet hehe except maybe texas offered her a stick first and then Lappy just reciprocated endlessly because its one of the few 'acts' she knew that wasn't violence haha yeah this section was basically a stealth doujin sorry

It's mentioned that she was brought up as the ideal Siracusan or whatever and she does the cute doodle in the 3DPV so I thought she probably had the Forced Music Lessons as a kid (The music sheets are Bella Ciao and of course)

The bow choreo was the one thing i really wanted to animate but the music sheet segment (based on that one split second shot above) ended up being my favourite part even though compositing the motion was a mini hell on it's own (ended up compiling a long png to scroll by with the red doodles layered over)

Other things

I will never live down my (self-imposed) shame of misspelling the title (I fixed the title on youtube but its why the ending shot in the upload says ZittE e Buoni instead of ZittI e Buoni) don't rush your fancam in 10 days 😔

I didn't look through the entirety of the EN loc but Idk why they had Lappy say 'Then go.' to Texas when it's supposed to be more like 'Let's go.' as in, 'let's go together' as opposed to 'alright off you go to the greyhall alone' lmfao also her saying goodbye forever padre when addio is right there

I don't think I'm insane enough to do another ppt soon but man this pair really makes the 'imagines a whole music video while listening to music' part of my brain go wheee like first it was Starset's Manifest then Signore de Lupi then this and while working on this one i was thinking how Måneskin's Torna A Casa would be another good track

ok ty for reading #GIRLYAOIREAL

[marukyubi]

Octobie Week 2: Anarchy Just a little drabble for this week '3 Pairing- Hobie x OC this week 'D (Couldn't squeeze out more. Was planning a drawing for this week but a sudden burst of desire to write has consumed me full and quick.) Brief Background - So, my oc, and her universe is in a type of dystopian world where only the people who are born rich keep getting more and more rich and powerful while the people below will never stand a chance truly, being kept in such chaos so they will never remember, get stronger, to trouble any of the "ELITES BORNS". The elites are tight-knit too, but also have tight rules that they made even their own kinds follow strictly, and very rarely that one survive from the pack if they defined the rules. My oc, Angelina, is born an Elite descendent whose family is kinda a feared outcast. Their family defies rules and even advocates the people who are not elites to defy them as well. Also support and try to make the people's lives and the society better even if it's a little bit (The irony of them being able to resist the elites this strongly is because their family has a long line of private military and the control of weapon trading businesses, which made them an essential among them. But in Angel's father's hand, to simply put how the family business stopped, "You know what. I tried the peaceful path first but you guys killed my *adopted* brother. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERS. I'm burning you all if given a chance.)

If you see Wayne family refs I took, no you don't-

Also, Angel is a Spidersona who now uses the mantle of prowler more often. She still has her organic webs, and she still uses them to have swinging dates with Hobie- but she doesn't like being associated with spiders (especially Peters) after being killed and resurrected. (Her universe Peter is not really that great. He's one of many main factors that caused her death.) She mainly uses magic weapons like her pa :D

Warning - Vulger words, mentions of violence, mentions of cannibalism, mentions of blood, brief old men yaoi, Hobie might be a bit ooc 'cause I wrote in a rush of creativity(sorry '3), it's (almost) an indulgence oc content

EAT THE RICH It's an old saying that originated from the French Revolution and is used by many people who have taken the mentality of anarchism to this day. EAT. the "RICH". When Hobie said it in front of his lover, and her dad who is a great inventor with such generational wealth but even joined him in the chant, and their family who... support him fully despite their power hold and background? (It's a weird family, he knows it when he gets in head first, but they were kind enough...?) He didn't expect her to take it as literally... "You're telling me..." asks Hobie to Angelina slowly, to take in fully of what he's about to say. "That you killed a bunch of big politicians... and fed the meats to... who!?" "My babies!" Angelina answers with a beaming smile, looking all too prideful to drench her limbs in the blood of said people. "Crowley did not mean literal babies," her brother, Felix, chimes in while working on a project near the conversation, and so does her pa(other dad :D). "We don't accept cannibalism in this household," says her pa as he tries out a new magic spell he had just found from an old grimoire. "At least not with those degraded meats." "Then what babies?" Hobie can't help but ask. "My... babies!" She replies with an emphasized voice as if he will just suddenly get the enlightenment of what she truly means. But she did catch her own mistake quick and pointed at the big aquarium behind him that has a wide variety of colorful fishes. "And hey, I'm not a meanie." She proclaims herself with a huff and a proud grin that is a bit terrifying, considering the situation. "I ground the meat to the softest pulp form I can get and mixed it with their normal diet so they won't get sick from the "treat". I also fed to the strayed animals too, no worries." It rendered Hobie a bit speechless, to hear her say all of this like it's nothing special and/or horrifying process. He's almost used to his partner's uncanny and abnormal thought processes but to see her commit one? She can always surprise him in ways he has never thought possible... "... And the reasoning?" asks Hobie quietly with a sigh. He just can't... help it, like how he fell for this bumbling idiot. And one thing he knows for sure about his love is... she would never do things out of irrational or unjustifiable excuses, no matter how the execution is. She sort of means well, almost always. It's just the acts that weird out the people who weren't around this strange family enough. And she does give him the answer immediately, with a brightening, childish smile. "Those pigs tried to legalize underage marriage in their state for the child trafficking shit they're covering for." "...Blimey, tell me you gave all in to torture those bastards." "Hell yeah! Started with making my men slice their dicks and balls off into thin strands with a bloody dull knife while keeping 'em fully awake."

[justphagginaround]

OK !!! Philm Club 10/19/2015 notes !!

Dear lord is there an ear bleeding bit for every live OWCH

Coconut swaggy, bless that username

GUESS THE CRIME. ofc that’s what Dan did.

Rip to draw live 😔

“What’s it made to taste of” Phil I love you

VOCLANUSSY. legit thought that’s what they said

Love all of these usernames actually

FRIENDIVERSARY. ..

POPPY GET THEM GAINS.

Huehe now they do that town shoutout all the time

“The peeps on the Twits” is so specifically dated I love it

Yeah how the hell did they do the whole show in skinny jeans

Why is the buffering nostalgic to me…

“Don’t stick money in your mouth” 👍👍ok dad

I really love the question “Do you know what Yaoi is?” Girl look at them. Be so fr

Ohhh Dan you’d love this phase of Panic! Fans (?) the Pretty. Odd. (Ryan Ross) appreciation is ahead of its time

Ofc Phil likes 9 in the afternoon

School phool . These poor students are gonna fail

Wait actually my education was ass we didn’t learn about meteorology in other countries had to figure that out on my own

Oh I didn’t realize they interviewed the 1975 that makes that one Dan story a lot more owch !!

Somethin Somethin how the night changes

“Pal Creators” IM. Throwing up

thought the claw hand comment was for his nervous claw pose

smell. Mm Phil musk

Martin the horrors you must’ve seen runnin that merch booth..

not the cough towards him !!

Cant wait for someone else to decipher that whispering

“Had a lot of enemies back then”

wtf. naked ? HORRIFYING.

mfw I’m bit on the Florida

NOT Dan’s face scrunch for Phil’s compliment :(((

nerds 🫵!!

“I’d be his victim” oh I’m sure

Nice to see Phemale Support in media

man I loved The Martian glad that Dans read Hail Mary cause that book is SO good

I LOVE GORRILAS.

Ahh chair quiz my beloved

HEUEHE I’m glad Phil cheekily changed it to ‘Phil & Dan’ that’s cute

Man I wish I had 1) money as a kid & 2) not be afraid to share my interests with other people and be. Perceived cause I’ve never seen much of the book because of it. Not too late to start tho!!

REAL love learnin about Physics

Th Big Crunch :)

Friction IS important

Honestly real as hell for saying “we don’t need to worry about that” where was this when I had my existential crises at like. 12

WAD MOMENT 🫵‼️

Just the absolute grind they were on ESPECIALLY during tour is crazy to look back on

Also:

H O R R I F Y I N G

[middleschoolfursona]

i like your art style a lot–have you always drawn this way, or is it something u developed over time? do u have any tips for drawing in the general sparklecat/old internet art style or similar?

1. Thank uuuuu <3

2. Under cut ⬇️

It's a mix of both- my current sort of diary art/stress relief/ wholesome style is a replication of my elementary school art style! (Like 5th grade, not 2nd lol. I was still drawing stick guys blowing up zombies with tanks and crap back then)

Otherwise, my other styles are style emulations, essentally!

I'll break it down rq:

Mostly based off my own childhood art:

Natural progression of my art as I grew up:

Style "emulation" (le me making an amalgamation of liek 20000 old deviantart artists into one image)

Most of the sparklecat and scenedog art I draw like the above, is inspired by the works I stockpile from deviantart deep dives, and archive blogs. They're not emulations of one style, but multiple styles, taking parts I like or think are the most 'authentic'- essentially, I do what your young brain would have done without thinking, but I have to do it on purpose haha

My tip: while practicing, I'd say absolutely do studies of peoples entire DA galleries and figure out what works best for you.

Above all else I can't say anything else but like. Age regress lmao. If you can't do that, just do everything you can otherwise to put yourself in the headspace of the art you're emulating.

Put on old Amnesia playthroughs on YouTube, listen to Yaoi Nightcore playlists, edgy scourge AMVs, Naruto YTP, the whole Twilight movie- really whatever you listened to back in the day. Put that back on in the BG. Open current MsPaint or your preferred emulation of old MsPaint, or a free art software like medibang. (Don't download cool brushes. Work with Pen 1 and Airbrush or whatever.)

Use references of the era you want to emulate and use only those. Take all your current knowledge of art and BIN IT. The #1 problem in most emulation art even I have a really, really hard time with- is your stuff looking too modern because your art style is modern. Your tools are modern. Your mindset is modern. It will make your art look uncanny.

Don't try hard. It's really temping to draw the most rawrxd scenecore webcore hot topic revival 100 gecs whatever, I get that I guess- but it won't look like it's from the era. It's really hard to get x3randum ☆~ iTs rAinIng TACOOZZZZZZ ~☆ humor right, so don't try it for your first and submerge yourself in the era first. Tryhard sparkles are a real issue and you risk making your art look like it's snark.

Small canvases and or destroy your image quality. I don't do this as much as I should but it definitely adds to the look LULs

I will say, I have no idea otherwise because I come from a very privileged background when it comes to style emulation which is that I grew up planning to be an animator and thus, in my critical years, I was basically 100% drive on the ability to draw characters in many styles, on model. If you don't have this skill, it'll be a lot harder I'm sure.

Use your non dominant hand for especially young looking art. (If you have one. If not... uh... try your mouth?) (~that's what she said~)

(I mean. If you're *going for* the look of 'yes it's 2023 yes I'm bringing back this' go ahead, it just won't look genuine in the slightest and I am someone who's art journey is about doing all I can to emulate authenticity. Just adding this because I know a lot of people are! Go make that modern sparkledog eyeburner mary sue antisnark! It's just not my cup of tea. And I can't really give any pointers kthxbai)

[yellowsomethings]

beans exchange letter 2023

hi its us thebeans you have been selected to secret us a santa !! this is going to be a bit of a tutorial letter so everyone else knows what exchange letters are like, so rest assured it will be as comprehensive as i can manage. remember that you do not need to fulfill All of the conditions the recipient lists, just at least one of them to the best of your ability. woo

want:

1. hermits

big fan of grian, scar, mumbo, ren, doc, bdubs, zed, joe hills, things of this nature. i think the slapfight goes here if it goes anywhere. we have seen seasons 6/7/8/9 and a little of season 5 so if you go before that we will probably be Confused but Willing To Roll With It. idk theres the wonderful world of hermits and crafting

2. lifes

you are probably well aware the extent to which we like the life series. things you could cover include property police kiss on the mouth secret life (or property police cold patrol new life which isn't getting its own entire bullet but it's a thing), treebark slash fairydog slash renb, toxic yaoi majorwood, the bad boys, last life grumbo, idk get silly with it !! slash p or slash r it is all good <- applies to all listed items in this letter not just here

3. empires

empires:). for season 1 there's flower husbands; you could do kathgempearl or some duo permutation; arenaduo; the whole wra tbh; smallidarizzie trio; scott and xornoth content (you could write the one billionth postcanon xornoth finds out what happened fic if you wanted). for season 2 HEAVENTRIO OBVIOUSLY; or arenaduo again or hallelujahduo or roundhousekickduo which i still need to come up with a better name for; best buds jim and joel; kathgem; pixlriffs; the crossover; fairytale trio i also like; maybe some olieddie as a treat if you're so inclined

4. eswap

free space basically. scottpearl !!!!!!! or arenaduo or kathgempearl again (or duo permutation) or pearl and pix bonding maybe idk what the state of eswap is gonna be pixwise by the end of november. or if some other part of eswap compels you then go for it. you might wanna write the watcher grian crossover idea that jay2 had that one time. up to u :D

5. pirates/rats

yeah babyyyyyy this is the writing to pander to littlesound zone. i love datastream martyn interacting with this-is-just-their-world other characters such as oli or sausage or olive or shelby or owen or scar or other people that don't start with the letters o and s. kisstrels obviously (including shep and shub); you could do property police with martyn and safety rat; farmer rat scott, baker rat lizzie, he had a pretty sweet bond with will. maybe mratyn watching as oli tries and fails to seduce the butler with cringefail affection in his eyes. maybe mratyn trying and failing to seduce one of the brown wild dogs at the edge of the grounds while scott looks on in disappointment. p!bek is canonically aroace so if you write pirate bekel you'd probably get Comments about it but like if you don't fear the fandom then fuck it. SPEAKING OF:

6. witchcraft

YURI OPPORTUNITY AGAIN BUT FOR BEK INSTEAD! beky's finally figured out her witchcraft bek au which is that el is a not-so-famous witchtuber and bek is one of her few very dedicated commenters so when el randomly stumbles across the supreme witch crown where scott dropped it then she ends up asking bek what to do and they bond from there, so you may wanna do something with that.

7. dsmp

if you are dsmp inclined and you want to go classic style then you cannot go wrong with a little bit of crimboy/clingy. bee/bench and michael could also be fun; i like niki, big q, JACK MANIFOLD, fundy, eret, hbomb, foolish, and i miss honq every day babyyyy <- not every day but often. if you'd like to add to the hit canon ao3 tag tommyinnit crashes own funeral (dream smp) then that would be very welcomed too, i canonised that shit with my bare hands

8. au ideas

well i said all of that for canon concepts but what if you want to write/draw an alternate universe? goooo fuckin crazy with it my friend. some concepts i enjoy reading are: royalty; urban/low fantasy; newly discovered/obtained superpowers; domestic roommates setting; famous & doesnt give a shit about that fame; creative type & muse; guardian angel & human. idk have fun!

9. not mcyt

i'm adding this section because i know some people will want to do this but mine will be quite short because i . do not watch anything else. uhhhh the magnus archives. moon knight 2022. i like quite a lot of musical theatre but mostly the modern post hamilton shit and i have not seen hadestown. thubs up

do not want

don't do scottpearl if it isn't eswap please! or any hermit pearl actually! uhhh nothing particularly viscerally gorey but it's ok if people die or get injured. this isn't a dnw but it is a specification, if you would like to trans some genders and neo some pronouns then you should feel absolutely free to go ahead love is love. i think i'm gonna make no nsfw a rule for the entire exchange so i don't need to clarify that. probably best to have minimal cleo inclusion if any. any fics which are specifically about the moment after a life series game where characters see each other and talk about what happened because those are weirdly common and we don't like it and it feels weird. no blinding, no throats slit, no being suffocated/choked. ummm ya if you arent sure whether something would be ok then go ahead and ask!

will write

this one is gonna be much shorter

hermits: bdubs cub doc gem scar grian joe pearl ren tango xb zed cleo

life series: scott ren martyn pearl joel grian scar bdubs lizzie skizz mumbo jimmy gem

empires 1: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl joel jimmy

empires 2: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl pix shelby joel jimmy oli

pirates: acho aimsey bek puffy eret scar guqqie martyn kyle sausage olive oli owen ros shelby scott el tubbo

rats: bek el jimmy lizzie martyn oli olive owen scott shelby tubbo

witchcraft: scott joey pris shelby el cleo

dsmp: eret callahan eryn bbh puffy phil niki karl sapnap george quackity foolish jack manifold hbomb fundy aimsey slime wilbur sam ranboo schlatt dream punz tommy tubbo techno dxd

misc: honestly i think if you asked me to write qsmp phil tubbo fit cellbit bagi bad foolish wilbur tallulah chayanne then i probably could at this point. but don't ask me to. also the afterlife/new life smp i will write for also

won't write

i'm sorry i can't write the copper people on empires i just have not seen them enough to. highly doubt my ability to write crastle/best/ties/similar groupings well. dear god please don't make me write the syndicate it won't be good for either of us. i will not write nature wives i can't do it to my girlo. pirates!scott ships also. if it's gonna get me cancelled then i may still be willing to write it but i will not post it on ao3, it's going straight into fools writing discussion channel when it goes live. i won't write . idk pregnancy? you probably weren't gonna ask for pregnancy. again feel free to ask :thumbsup:

[queernoctis]

is...... is asking for all of them to be answered for sephiroth on the ask game indulgence in babygirl or babygirl overload

it is definitely indulgence bUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY

do you project onto this character?

adfbfgd at least a little tbh.... she;s not my Most projecting character but it is there. projecitng Undiagnosed but Im Pretty Sure onto her

2. did you always like this character?

ive always been fascinated by her tbh. my first exposure to her was in kingdom hearts, and years before playing ff7 i'd go on wikis and read the lyrics for one winged angel lol

3. what first drew you to this character?

i mean. look at her. i also knew her reputation for being the obsessive yaoi seme to cloud and that's how i went into ff7. now look at me. baby girl.

4. did you initially dislike/hate this character?

NOPE. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

5. if this character were a woman would you honestly still like them? or in reverse, what if they were a man?

very funny question to answer for sephi specifically hldghuoijbtdbf i love her either way. tho ive made my thoughts on her gender clear.

6. do you have any nicknames or pet names you use for this character?

BABY GIRL. SEPH. SEPHI. I LOVE HER.

7. does the character's age matter to you?

i love thinking of her at different stages in her life... miniroth, medium sephi [between ec and cc], big sephi... theyre all so interesting in their own right.

8. does this cahracter's looks/design matter to you?

of course, she has one of my fav designs ever. im sure her story would still feel effective if she looked different but oh my god so much of her design appeals to me specifically

9. does this character remind you of anyone you know?

no not really.

10. Do you see yourself in this character even without projecting?

i relate to her wanting to do the right thing, and how socially awkward she is.

11. How did you “fall in love” with this character?

i saw this

and it was all down hill from there lOOK AT THIS PATHETIC LITTLE THING

12. If you could write effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what story (s) would you write for this character?

i'd write all of me and danny's domestic au, for one thing. i'd write all my headcanons for her life growing up at shinra, i'd write post-ac sefistrifesodos where they all figure out how to be people again, a ton of ags/genseph/glennseph..... god there'd be so much

13. If you could draw effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what scene (s) would you draw for this character?

same as the above tbh hgyhbdg id also draw lots of scenes of her being pampered and cuddled like she deserves

14. Are you physically attracted to this character?

im ace so my interest in sephi porn is more rooted in her as a character, but her design does help

15.Are your thoughts surrounding this character usually sexual, non-sexual, or a mix of both?

yes

16. Have you ever cried when thinking about this character? Genuinely?

not yet.... i dont cry at media a lot tbh [not since i switched birth control anyway lol]

17. Have you ever felt physical pain over this character? (ex: physical heartache)

does the autism feeling of [waving hands around wildly while thinking THE!!!!] count

18. Do you prefer to see this character suffer or know peace? Angst or comfort? Both?

YES TO BOTH. she has to earn her comfort. i have to make her go through it a little bit.

19. Does this character serve as a stress ball/ security blanket for you? Something you run to after a bad day to feel safe or happier?

if i couldnt put sephi in little situations in my head while im working i would not survive retail

20. Do you feel affectionate towards this character?

BITES HER

21. Are your feelings about this character platonic, romantic, or familial? All of these feelings at once maybe?

see above

22. Do you think you will always love this character?

yes....... once i sink my teeth in a character i do not let go. the only kind of exception [gladio from xv] has to do with irl stuff that was going on at the same time, so.

23. Has this character permanently altered or impacted your psyche in a way you won’t forget?

she ruined my life. and i made a new bestie through sephicanons so :3

24.Do you ever dream about this character? If so, describe a dream you once had about them.

NO i just dream weird life shit. it sucks.

25. What kind of fan-fiction do you read about this character? If you don’t read fan-fics about them, why not?

im ngl i mostly read porn lhdibguhnhdfg but i have dabbled in some general angst or hurt/comfort fic for her too. shout out to NightOfTeeth on ao3 for writing kinky dom/sub genseph that also works as very good character studies

26. If you look for this character’s name on AO3, what tags are you including or excluding?

+bottom sephiroth, +omega sephiroth, +alpha/beta/omega dynamics, sometimes stuff like incest or sexual abuse if im feeling particularly spicy

27. Do you like to ship this character with other characters or do you prefer not to?

ask my just under 30k word ags omegaverse series jsbflhgbtdh

28. Do you get defensive about this character? If yes, then why?

yes....... ppl that think she's a bad villain or she just "went insane" meet me outside the dennys i just wanna talk

29. Do you affectionately bully this character?

yes....... it's enrichment...

30. Are you especially sensitive about this character?

i dont think so.... i am very particular about her writing but thats just because i like her character so much. but its not different form any other character that's had a turn in the special interest centrifuge.

31. Are you ashamed of liking this character?

no im not catholic

32. If you could make this character a meal, what would you make them?

im not making her anything im taking her out for texas barbecue. rip sephiroth you would have loved brisket

33. Are you “blinded by love” for this character or do you accept any flaws they may have?

i accept sephiroth's flaws [she has none]

34. Does this character inspire you with little things in your daily life?

she inspires me to be a weird little freak. as we all should strive to be.

35. Has this character ever prevented you from sleeping because you can’t stop thinking about them?

ye a fdgthyrdbf it's the adhd

36. Do you feel a spiritual/soulmate connection with this character?

nah

37. Is your love for this character a secret from people you know in real life?

my fiance was so excited to give me my sephiroth plush for valentine's day 2023 that he gave it to me at midnight. so no jbsfuigbf [it's this little guy from the square store!] many of my gifts since have been sephiroth related

38. Do you tend to joke more about dying or killing for this character? Both? What causes the distinction?

i would die for her.... as post-nibel sephi would expect me too jbddyfg

39. Do you feel lovesick over this character?

no just the previously mentioned BITES HER

40. Are you very empathetic towards this character? When they feel a certain way in the story, do you feel those emotions too?

SHE MAKES ME. SO SAD. shes def one of those characters where im like "i totally see where youre coming from queen, go off. get that twink."

41. Do you prefer to interact with this character directly via self-insert/reader type content? Or do you enjoy seeing them mostly with other characters in the story and/or your OCs?

ive never been into self insert or reader stuff j;lbgdrfg no shade to anyone that likes that its just not for me. im more interested in treating characters like barbie dolls and just putting them in weird situations. as for OCs they tend to be like, fankids jbgrtd. lucia and ifalna lodbrok i love you so much.

42. If you could, would you write this character a song or poem?

i would write her a song... i actually really like singing but i have no idea how to make music sfdbdfg

43. What type of weather makes you think of this character?

cool, rainy weather

44. Which season makes you think of this character?

winter

45. Do you feel as if you are intimately familiar with this character?

to paraphrase bdg, i am the master chief of sephiroth

46. How much do bad interpretations of this character upset you?

not significantly. like i'll go off on discord over it for a bit but i wont fixate on it. this is how you survive in fandom.

47. Does this character ever make you laugh sincerely?

absolutely dsbdg at the end of the nibel protorelics questline where shes there and gilgamesh just Shows Up.... i could practically feel her being like "wtf is this."

48. What’s your favorite physical/design feature for this character?

it's between her hair and her eyes... i love her kitty eyes, and i have a well documented Thing for characters with white/silver hair.

49. What’s your favorite personality trait in this character?

SHE'S SO COMPASSIONATE... SHE TRIES SO HARD TO BE A GOOD PERSON EVEN IN HER CIRCUMSTANCES.... SHE WANTED TO BE AN ACTUAL HERO....

50. link your fav song, playlist, aesthetic board, fan-fiction, reference pile, personal artwork, analysis post, meme, headcanon, or quote for this character. Whichever one (s) you are most comfortable with!

MY SEPHI PINTERST BOARD and honestly just go to my art tag or my ao3 and most of it is sephi. she took over my brain

[lookatmysillies]

ROCK MY DEAR FRIEND ROCK THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

I was just having shower thoughts about rarepairs to actually make a post about it and I did think about Tov and Moran. They feel like they’re very much on the same wavelength. DIDN’T CONSIDER HIMEI AND ROSE BUT THAT’S KINDA COOL TO THINK ABOUT??

For rarepairs including my own OCs (please don’t burn me at the stake for inconsistencies with age and/or sexuality I’m too lazy to search for that information) Kyo/Azure and Cas/Azure (@azureitri) two I’ve considered, the latter mainly because RED AND BLUE DYNAMIC COME ON and the enemy/frenemy aspect (depending on the universe). For the former, their arcs feel very aligned to me. I think they could’ve been really in tune with one another in canon if they ever tried. Kyo/Evon (@kofeedoggo) is another good one, just… I think the tragedy of it really appeals? Both of their canon partners could be confusing with their emotions, while Kyo and Evon were always more open with one another due to the nature of their relationship. They’re both quiet and have this wistful feeling about them. They both die in canon before their respectful partners. This ship comes to me as two corpses with an angel glow meeting each other with a sad smile like they always knew it would happen like this. ANYWAY.

@bittersweet-adagio I HAVE INSANE SAI PAIRING FOR YOU AS REQUESTED. Tallis and Khoi first because THEY’RE JUST CUTE. Khoi taught Tallis how to let loose with friends and that’s very special to me. Tallis and Sai. That could be the shit. They could be really interesting.

Tallis and Stasya (@billwasnot) would be really wholesome. They probably wouldn’t even realize they’re more than friends until they just are. Himei and Min is my ultimate Himei rarepair��their round was just. Augghhhh. @starry-skiez gave me the idea of Naz and Ryu and Ji Woo and Eddy; Naz and Ryu have that juicy rabid dog symbolism to both of them, and Eddy and Ji Woo is just. Funny. They would be horrifying they’re both like 7 feet tall

Last two ideas with my OCs: Yael and Xael. This is the rarepair that Alien Stage Season 40 wanted and will never get. The aliens are writing yaoi fanfiction and Yael and Xael are holding their heads in their hands bawling. Yael and Macbeth (@alien-til-i-stage) too. Toxic doomed yaoi save me. WAIT, in that same vein of thought, Yael and Inna? Insanely toxic yaoi “you’re a curse” vs “you don’t mean that :c”

For rarepairs not including my OCs:

Azure and Cirrus. The Mizisua parallels got me

Aurien and Lang. please let me know more about them I need them in my life pleasepleaseplease

As mentioned, Tov and Moran. Something about fate and stars aligning.

Toon and Lang 😘

Aegaeon and Minori for that good good enemies to lovers

Moran and Vera ultimate I want to die and I’m doomed to die duo?? Idk Para’s art of Round 2 made me ship them

Sai and Jae. The crane drawing made me do it

Nyx and Stasya. They have some striking similarities, and are opposite in their upbringings, which is just neat to me.

Innamorati and Macbeth. Honestly thought they were a thing until my wonderful cannibal man came into the mix. I still like these two alongside Inna and Toki.

Isla and Juliet. Is this anything

I’ll update with more if I think of any others. I don’t really have many for S40 since it hasn’t had time to unfold and develop the various dynamics yet, but I may come up with more in the future!

alnst oc rarepairs when

[lhaewiel]

Character Ask: Scorpio Milo

1. He tries so hard in everything. He is willing to question his own morals and get better. The series kind of did him dirty, but he is indeed one of the Best Boys. I loved him in the ep. G and Aldo in Saintia Sho (episode G my beloved btw)

2. He is a Hot Head and that can put him in a serious Hor Mess. What can I say. Scorpios, right?

3. The whole spiel at the fight vs Hyouga at the Sanctuary, hands down.

4. Scorpio Milo and Leo Aiolia bros forever. They both are the sides of the same Dumbass™️ coin.

5. Scorpio Milo and Aquarius Camus. First ship ever and Always Beloved.

6. Whatever involves Surtr, or whatever his name was. I admit being a bit miffed when Saga is involved, but only because I don't see a relationship there.

7. He and Aiolia have the most stupidest challenges going on. Like Jackass Sanctuary version. Shura and Deathmask definitely egg them on.

8. Just because he doesn't get to show off that much, or dies soon, it doesn't mean that he is not strong. He is a gold Saint for a reason ppl!

8. This is a fault on my side, I have yet to find a song that suits him that I like.

9. The Sacred Saga art book is a work of art and look. I am crying.

There is also Milo drawn by an artist who I believe left the internet as a whole, I can't find them anywhere. I think it was one of the first blatant cases of art theft back in the days (talking prior to 2000) and my mind registered their name as Aquoi. If anyone knows of them pls let me know, so I can at least credit them properly.

And there are also good old CLAMP, who before becoming famous mangakas were drawing doujinshi, yes, yaoi doujinshi, and milocamus drawn by them were all the rage.

[thranduil-ypfanfics]

Thranduil x Bilbo - Wrong Turn (Part 3)

Title: Wrong Turn Authors: Yaoi Paradox Rating: Rated M Category: M/M Fandom: The Hobbit Pairings: Thranduil / Bilbo Additional Info: I don’t own anything, this comes from my dirty fan girl mind.

Summary: Bilbo arrives to Mirkwood, only to be smitten with everything. He took a wrong turn and found a dripping, wet Elven King. PWP

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Wrong Turn

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

"First we'll have to take care of your needy little body." Thranduil was pleased to see Bilbo open his body for his viewing pleasure. With his thighs open, and his body relaxed it would be easier to take the smaller body. Grabbing the oil beside the bed, he coated his fingers before looking back into curious brown orbs.

"W-where is that going…" Bilbo had a pretty good idea what was going to occur, it was slightly embarrassing. He knew it was going to be uncomfortable as he heard females and other swayed males discussing their first times. Of course he had to go for a larger male, Bilbo took a deep breath and waited with a bated breath.

"Exactly where you're thinking. Breathe little one. I'll stretch you until you're moist and relaxed; I'll slip right in." Thranduil watched Bilbo bend his body so that he could watch the lubricated digits at his rear entrance. It was pink, and dusted in brown curls and looked to be winking at him. Thranduil couldn't resist shoving Bilbo back and drawing his legs above, almost bending the hobbit in half.

This way he'd be relaxed and he could see what Thranduil was doing to him. The way his body had been positioned before had caused his stomach muscles to clench and it tightened his lower half. With eager movements, Thranduil circled the little cavern allowing the sphincter muscles to relax beneath his touch.

Watching pleased shudder run through Bilbo, Thranduil couldn't help but dip one digit inside the warm entrance. The long haired elf peppered sweet little kisses against the hobbits raised leg; the milky inner thigh trembling in pleasure.

"Oh! Thranduil, more please… You don't have to be so gentle, I can take it." Bilbo couldn't stop his hips from wiggling in the elf's hold. His lover was taking too long, and he wanted his nerves to disappear as soon as possible. He wasn't some little fragile she-elf. He was a hobbit, male and sturdy.

Thranduil couldn't help but chuckle, of course his little hobbit would be impatient. Easily wiggling two digits into the moist entrance. Thranduil moaned; it was so hot inside, and his little one was clutching his fingers as though he weren't ready to part with them. Spreading them, he was surprised there was no resistance with the inner muscles; they easily swallowed a third finger.

Bilbo lay beneath him whimpering and begging for more. Face flushed and a light sheen of sweat reflecting off his skin. He was trying to push against the fingers, so they'd go deeper but he pulled back every time Bilbo was remotely close to finishing. It appeared Bilbo had lost any sense of patience because Thranduil felt a firm grip around his wrist stilling his hand. The tiny hand held him in place, as Bilbo placed his feet on his shoulders and pushed his body from the mattress to take Thranduil's fingers deeper and faster into his body with a relieved cry. "Thranduil!"

"You bewitching creature…" Thranduil hissed. Jerking his hand from Bilbo's hold; ignoring the displeased whine. Thranduil coated himself with the oil remaining on his hand and had to take a quick calming breath when he almost exploded in his hand. His little hobbit had him harder than he'd ever been and ready to cream like a randy elfling.

Gripping Bilbo's ankles, Thranduil spread the hobbits legs and aimed his throbbing manhood against the tight ring of muscles. He knew that no matter how badly he wanted to ram himself into his lover, he had to take it easy. With a quick glance to Bilbo who was waiting for him with nervous excitement. With a grunt, Thranduil quickly passed the resistant muscles and into his lovers grasping sheath. His body was shaking slightly, he hadn't expected it to be so warm and it was almost too tight.

As he was almost fully sheathed into the smaller male, Thranduil looked up into Bilbo's face and almost spilled at the glazed expression on the other face. His brown eyes appeared almost black, and his mouth was open as though he were trying to scream or inhale; but nothing was coming out.

"Bilbo… little one. Are you a-alright?" A jolt of pleasure went down his spine as he felt his lovers insides tighten around him as he bumped into Bilbo's inside walls. Completely inside, he felt as though nothing else matter except the little creature in his arms.

Bilbo's gaze travelled down to where they were joined and his small hand caressed his belly to his spread entrance. In almost wonder he gently touched the spread ring, then the warm globes resting against his cheeks.

"Joined… oh… it feels wondrous. Is there m-more?" Bilbo's hand circled Thranduil's balls and then followed the line of his pelvis so that he could touch his lovers iron packed muscles. They were trembling beneath his curious fingers. Bilbo had to bite his lips as Thranduil began to pull himself out.

"There is always more, my heart" Thranduil growled. That string of control unraveled and he couldn't have resisted his adventurous hobbit, even if he tried. Tensing his leg muscles, he thrust himself deep and moaned aloud. Bilbo's scream had been so delicious.

Burning and a white flash of electricity bolted through his whole body. Bilbo couldn't hold his scream. The pleasure that Thranduil was wracking on his body was too much. The elf was thrusting, in and out of his body. The arousing sound of the other male growling, and his untidy blond locks falling around them; Bilbo couldn't help but pant and scream as Thranduil continued to assault his body with pleasure.

As Thranduil's thrust became erratic and faster, Bilbo could do nothing but whimper. His body was unraveling from the inside out, and it was rising towards something. He was pushing back into Thranduil's thrusts and whimpered when his body jolted dangerously close. His hazy eyes searched Thranduil's beautiful blue orbs and was surprised to see the similar haziness.

"Come, little one. Let it take you." The fierce growl was the last thing Bilbo heard when his body split apart and everything flickered from black to white and back again. He heard nothing and only felt warmth spread through him and pleasure engulfed his whole body.

Thranduil watched Bilbo come down from his high and he pulled from his lover gently. He heard the slight whine of discomfort but Thranduil was much too pleased to watch his seed spilling from inside the slightly gaping entrance. Unable to resist, he scooped it with a finger and gently nudged it back into the full cavern and held it there until he was sure it wouldn't leak back out.

Collapsing beside Bilbo who was still breathing heavily, Thranduil drew the little hobbit into his arms and kissed his temple and watched his little love drift into a content sleep. They had a bit more free time before they had to get up. Someone had to start organizing the party.

He wondered how Legolas would take a hobbit being his queen and mother. --------------

END

[chunjiroshin]

👌 ▬YAOI/BxB ROLEPLAY: Detective Conan▬👌

Looking for a BxB/Yaoi RP partner !

♡ KaiShin || Kaitou Kid x Shinichi Kudo ♡

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The Grandest Heist Yet . . . [♡]

This feels so random and out of nowhere but would anyone like to do a Shinichi x Kaitou Kid roleplay thing with me? I somehow stumbled back into Detective Conan recently and I'm just agusgjgsjv It's been a while and like, my childhood is somewhat screaming but hey-ho- the whole detective / thief thing has been keeping me up all night like I don't know why I have never tried it before but yoo- my senses have been tingling and hisugsugjgsvksv So, like- just pm is ya wanna try! Not much rules except 2+ lines for reply, soooo y e e--

My style is more so semi-lit to adv.

literate but I can adapt! I'll also be playin as a switch ! ▬▬▬▬▬▬ Characters needed; □ K a i t o u K i d

My muse □ S h i n i c h i K u d o

▬▬▬▬▬▬ Plot; □ shinichi kudo is in his normal age or we could age them up a bit □ Kid knows about Shinichi being Conan □ on one of KID's heists, Shinichi finds him stealing something more valuable than mere jewelry; The Great Detective's Heart. □ there's so many plot-holes but it's all good. □ Ran and Shinichi recently just broke up /or not? Depends on ya'll/ they just friends tho □ it's not really a heist. It's actually a date. □ Shinichi suspects a heist to occur, specifically one threatening some valuables in Japan so he arrives that evening. As he's predicted, he finds Kaitou Kid on the roof, only... he reveals that the jewel he holds in his hand is purposely fake. /he can prove this by shattering said jewelry or throwing it off the building or something- that'd be cool ig--/ And the plan was actually to draw Shinichi's attention. □ could still have angst or smut later, up to you guys □ j u s t b r o s c h i l l i n g basically ▬▬▬▬▬▬

My possible starter The night is particularly eerie today. The sky is cloudless but devoid of any stars. The streets are just as monotonous and quiet. There's neither a peep nor a sound in the premise. It's late so that isn't much of a big deal. Shinichi stood at the foot of a large jewelry museum; one that he'd visited with Ran just a few hours prior. It was a remarkable site, really. "Lalique Museum Hakone", a tribute to the skillful Renè Lalique. The museum owned a collection of more than 1,500 of Lalique pieces including over 200 precious jewelry. It was definitely something. But knowing Kaito Kid... There would be no reason for him to come all the way here just for all this, right? On the normal situation his careful deduction would confirm that. But at the same time, his gut didn't lie when it came to the other male's presence. Earlier when they were looking through the displayed valuables... --- "Hey, Shinichi. What do you think of this one?" "It's..." "Shinichi?" Just now, a figure had passed him. It's almost a shadow with how quick it is. An old man had made his way to one of the other nearby jewelry. To the normal eye, it was normal. They were all just spectating the works of art, afterall. But... 'It's him.' He knows it is.

And he had a clue as to what would come. --- At this point, he knew that the price or the reason behind the heists would have lost all meaning. Because that wasn't all the heists were about, right? It was the thrill. The thrill of being chased by the chaser. The thrill of possibly being caught. And his only role when it came to these was to catch. Within mere moments, he's made his way to the roof and there, in the moonlight, a flowing white cape caught his eyes

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Ina

[ditzyclown]

I just wanna add (to explain why my drawing of silk beating the shit out of the wolf got rebbloged with the yaoi tag) is because when i was explaining how silk would blind his other eye I made the grave mistake of saying "Silk uses his lower arms to grab the wolves hands to try and restraint him" and I immediately heard bunny laughing like the gremlin they are

(so yeah silk managed to blind the wolf with his own hand and also used his other free upper hand to stab him with an arrow cuz fuck it, and he ended at 2 hp where he had to run away and let mary end the fight lol)

Little one also tried to roll his barely conscious spider caretaker to the group but mary just kicked him all the way back so they rested far from the group

(spider bullying has started 😈)

Session synopsis

Provided by the DM

The session starts, we see a house, which has been broken into by Mary and Azazel the previous night. Mary is up early and finds a rope before seeing the time and starting to walk again with Azazel. They are in a wooded area when they hear a crash and rustling somewhat nearby. Mary hides the kid in a bush and prepares the rope to strangle if need be.

Lambert hasn’t slept in like 3 days and hasn't been eating well either, while walking through a forest with Anoana, asleep in their arms, proceeds to trip on nothing and eat shit. Anoana wasn’t awoken in the fall. Lambert, being a paranoid fucker (reasonably so), immediate grabs a rock and prepares to have their “rocks out and ready to kill”. With a mad perception check they notice a cloak behind a tree and proceed to whack the tree next to the person instead. They immediately take off in another direction somehow balancing with a toddler in hand. Figure takes after them, they catch up after some bad rolls.

Silk is also walking in this forest with a child (whaddya know), and proceeds to find a shaking bush, only to find out it is a shaking, crying, throwing up Azazel, who is promptly won over by a good-ass animal handling check. Silk is rapidly becoming a humanoid daycare.

IN THE MEANTIME, Rafeal is chilling in a berry clearing during early morning, he is just eating berries. I cannot clarify more. Raf is literally eating berries and that's it. Callum, on the other hand, is having an existential crisis and dissociating while remembering his traumatizing past. He comes across a clearing and sits down to admire the flowers. Cal realizes he’s hungry and also starts eating berries. They are eating berries from opposite sides of a bush.

They accidentally bump into each other. Callum proceeds to stumble backwards and start choking on a berry. Raf proceeds to stand and not do anything until Cal has already failed 2 constitution checks. He then proceeds to try and punch Cal in the gut, only to miss the first time. Rafeal eventually punches Cal hard enough to dislodge the berry. They sit down, and Callum offers Raf bread as thanks, which Raf refuses until it's split between the two of them.

While eating their sandwiches, a bounty hunter wolf grabs the back of Cal’s scarf, choking him AGAIN, until he scrambles out of it. The wolf lets out a howl, which everyone in the party hears. Mary tries to shove Lambert and Anoana in the other direction, and Silk puts the kiddos in a tree while he goes to check it out.

The berry boys attempt to fight for one turn until the wolf knocks Cal down to like 3 hp in one attack. Cal grabs Raf and they start running down the mountain. Cal is quickly losing blood though, and Raf (with a help action) turns Callum into a backpack and proceeds to ONLY ROLL OVER 20 FOR EVERY ATHLETICS CHECK I GIVE HIM. They reach the bottom of the slope, where Silk is waiting confused, and proceed to continue trucking through the trees.

The wolf turn attention towards Silk, who gets knocked down to 13hp, before taking off again with a couple arrows littered in his body. Silk chases after him. At this point Lambert wants to know wtf is happening and leaves Anoana with Mary (who took until now to reveal she was a sheep btw). They jump out of the trees with a sickle and a 21 intimidation check, making the wolf piss himself. The three continue running through the trees, Silk managing to shoot a crossbow bolt into his ass.

They eventually end up in a clearing (where the kiddos are hiding btw, they start sport commentating), and they wrap up the battle there, with Mary catching up and finishing off the wolf.

There is some brief infighting before everyone gets too tired to fight. Anoana wanders off to find the berry boys, Callum has been patched up by Rafeal. They all end up in the area where the boys settled down, Lambert sets up a fire, and they take a long rest. And that’s where the session ends!