#my rabbles

[lord-armitage]

The show surgically removed all of Theon's drip BUT...

Theon would look like he was dragged ass-backwards through a Dolce&Gabbana warehouse.

Theon would pay his rent late because he spent the very last of his paycheque on designer brand underwear.

Theon would break it off with Kyra when she pops off a button on his Versace shirt during foreplay.

Theon would offer to help Robb with moving but would show up wearing Gucci and refuse to do anything for fear of staining his clothes.

Theon would use bribery and sexual flavours to win "Best Dressed" in his high school year book.

Theon would instantly quit his job and move cross-country to NYC because he found out that a customer's brother's friend's friend's knows someone who works in a modelling agency.

Theon would wear bright purple to Ned's funeral because he thought it brought out the colour in his eyes more than black did.

[gorebonk]

I'm scared that with all the ethan slater/Boq hate people will feel justified to carry that into the more serious parts of his storyline in wicked pt 2 and accidentally fall down a slippery slope and just start making light of the slavery, domestic abuse ect that Boq goes through because of their weird parasocial hatred of his actor

[ccorthal]

I need you to understand how important baby Rex is to me. He’s so important to me. It’s unreal. I need 2 IVs of baby Rex images inserted into my veins on a daily basis. I need footie pajama baby and crawling into bed with Cody stat or I may very well perish. Pls and thank you.

baby rex is a prescription strength cure-all for any of life's ailments and i stand by that ! also footie pajamas might be incoming but until then

some things never change :,)

[steaksex]

I need skmeone to call me a disgusting faggot and a gross pervert abd then grind their boot into my crotch so i cum in my pants about it and then they kick me in the stomach. I need people to be mean to me bro i need to be spme fucked up freak and i need someoen to drag my around by my hair about it and i need to deserve it.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER TO SILENCE THIS CHORUS

Left to right: Valora "Volleyball" Balin, Katie Jensen, Charles "Charlie" Palomo, Antoine Bitters, John "Smith" Andersmith and Mitchell Matthews Definitely a picture taken post war to me, but I had to give the rebels some love they deserve <3

[unhealthyroutine]

Got my mind in the gutter with a fic. Couldn’t get it out of my head, so I just try and put it on paper (digital paper ?)

I can’t for the life of me draw humans, so I had to improvise and use my sona instead. Sorry :c

Anyway, please go read R&R by @wishing-stones and then P&P by @dryedation . They are *amazing* fics.

[swallowtail-ageha]

I think someone should study the fact that all of the moral issues people have with coleen hoover are just the modern day version of "this erotic literature will corrupt our pure women!"

[deliriuxe]

@wishing-stones guess who stumbled upon Baggs' private collection of very tasteful literature

[rabble-dabble]

OH MY GOD MY TWO FAVORITES GUYES WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?????

[densewentz]

i think one of my favorite things about DA:V is that you can just be a little weird unsettling dork loser if you want. zero rizz, zero confidence that they're not going to die, terrible at speeches and heart to hearts and frequently says they have no idea what they're doing before pumping a fist up and chanting Go Team! and then getting railed on for being a dork loser by our dork loser friend group. unparalleled.

[lord-armitage]

For Halloween, Ramsay invites Theon over to "watch a scary movie", and it starts off being a typical splatter film, but Ramsay has edited footage of his own snuff films into the mix. Theon never notices, partly because Ramsay spiked his beer with hallucinogens and he's having a terrible time. The night ends with Theon having the worst sex he's ever had in his life and his ass appearing in the next film.

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[ccorthal]

okok obi and ani brotherdad au notes down below!!!!!!

obi was qui gon's foster son (long term placement, he was placed w qui at age 12), but was never adopted + distances himself from qui a bit after going to college,, @ 22 y/o, obi is in his senior year of college and gets an email/text/smthn from qui gon that he should come home after graduation to meet his (surprise!!!!!) brother. qui gon claims that anakin is his biological son (dubious) and him, shmi, + the baby are living together, and as much as obi wan is a little mad at all this and having a Certified Older Sibling Moment, he's pretty quickly endeared to ani.

i think that being present in anakin's life definitely does a lot to fix obi wan and qui gon's relationship (i just finished master and apprentice and i keep thinking about how when obi wan looks back on his time with qui gon, those years after the events of the book are the bestmost important. in this au, this period of time is the same way (,: ) but the summer after obi wan graduates with his phd, qui gon and shmi pass away in an accident. obi wan kinda leaps without looking and files for guardianship of anakin, so when obi wan starts his new job at the university he is also starting his years as a parent :) babyboy has a lot on his plate. at this point he's 27 and ani is 6

[steaksex]

Wait wait listen.... what if there was a mutually beneficial thing..... what if i (dogy) have to ask to be 'let out' every time i need to use the bathroom, and then whoever agrees to let me out has to stand outside for the duration of me using the restroom and can go back inside when im done.... gotta plan around schedules AND you get some air and sun.... my plan and scheme....

[saers]

“Shhh…” He soothes, “It’s alright. Let yourself slip deeper. I’m right here to keep you steady. Let yourself sink.” You do kind of feel like you’re sinking, but it’s so warm and soft that you don’t really mind… not to mention how good the hand through your hair feels. You sigh, and it feels like you literally sink into the mattress, beyond what should be realistically possible. 

Chapter 16 of R&R (Rabble & Rampallians) (M Rating!) by @wishing-stones featuring @megalommi's (18+ only please, cw for unreality and hypnosis!) Sans, Baggs, really round-house kicked my brain into doing Some Shit(tm)! I'm on Chapter 31 now, and am having a great time. I also did not trust Baggs as far as I could throw him at this point, so he came out much more menacing than perhaps needed. 8'D

[ravenshadow01]

I strive to be as extra and petty as Seto Kaiba, specifically dub Seto Kaiba. This man literally tells everyone that anyone late for registration to his tournament will be disqualified, and then orders his younger brother to make sure Joey is late. I wish I could be like that.

He put more effort into making realistic hologram technology and a dragon-shaped jet than he did into stopping people from cheating in his first tournament.

He challenged Zigfried instead of kicking him out of his tournament, telling this man to take what little dignity he had left and get lost after beating his ass in a children's card game.

This man in the movie Dark Side Of Dimensions, created a device to send himself to the afterlife just so he could duel the pharaoh again.

This man is the epitome of sass and being so extra it literally breaks the laws of reality, and I wish I had that kind of power.