#my poor heart cannot handle this.
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Both friends (perhaps even more?) growing up together. Lives intertwined. We do not know much about Horatio's past, we do not know much about Armin's family and past either.
Both men as the intellect, the brain.
Eren and Hamlet losing their fathers. Both having ghosts (actual ghosts and also memories) haunting them. Fathers giving their kids a mission that will doom them, that will end in death.
The idea of revenge. Avenge your mother, avenge your father.
Armin and Horatio acting as sort of the catalysts for their friends' tragedies. Armin showing Eren the book about the outside world, Horatio deciding to tell Hamlet about his father's ghost.
Armin and Horatio having to see their friend/lover lose more and more of themselves. Eren and Hamlet pushing people away, suffering because of the tragedy they do not want to commit.
Eren and Hamlet being tasked with something awful. To bring death. To cause even more pain than the one corrupting them. They end up killing everyone as the story progresses (the Rumbling, the final court scene).
Eren and Hamlet being isolated. Having to hide their fears, their doubts. Both of them specifically hurting their (more canonical) romantic interests': Mikasa and Ophelia, breaking their hearts.
Armin's self sacrificial nature (pretty much dying against the Colossal) and Horatio wanting to drink from the poisoned cup. Armin dying for Eren. Horatio willing to die for Hamlet.
Eren and Hamlet never being able to achieve the life they wanted. A cabin with a lover, exploring the world with Armin; a wedding with an old friend or returning to Wittenberg to be with Horatio. Having to put their lives on hold, everything paused to deal with an inevitable destiny.
"Good night, sweet prince"/"We'll be together, forever". Eren and Hamlet having their last words with Armin and Horatio. One final hug, one final embrace before death as they try to comfort their other half. Armin and Horatio having to witness such death. Losing their other half.
Armin and Horatio as the narrators of the tragedy. Being forced to continue living to tell the story even when death would be nicer, more comfortable. But they cannot afford that.
And these posts by @dearbraus and @spectralsuggestions felt fitting. Horatio had to live without Hamlet too.
Also tell me the soulmates thing doesn't feel right. "no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you"/"in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me" Armin literally accepting to go to hell with Eren. And I'm sure Horatio would have accepted hell as long as he was by Hamlet's side.
Armin and Eren are SO SO SO Hamlet and Horatio coded. Yes I will elaborate later but. Needed to throw it out there for now.
#please tell me if you want the screenshots deleted i just felt including them would be worthy !!!#also i wrote most of this on my phone so excuse any typos or whatever. but yeah i've been thinking of these parallels for. months#eremin#armin#eren#horatio#hamlet#shakespeare#something is rotten in the state of denmark#meta#i could probably find more things in common between them but. sobbing btw#my poor heart cannot handle this.#aot spoilers#snk spoilers#mine
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"for what it's worth, i think i always liked you"
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"he did miss this"
what if this is how i died hm? hm??? im eating up these crumbs like durge eats flesh are you KIDDING me??
theyre so tragic.
#durgetash#bg3#enver gortash#the dark urge#actually physically ill over this#my poor tragedy loving heart cannot handle it#i need to express how insane i am about these two
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okokokok I know it’s funny and silly and bad takes every opportunity ever to mess with missa but the two of them constantly saying he doesn’t have a home making him a little room in the aquarium with a whole way stone that says ‘missas home’ or whatever when missa’s name is already on the warp above when missa already does have a home with phil i feel sick I feel ill
#I KNOW THEYRE SILLY but I’m going to EXPLODE#ITS TOO SILLY#my poor heart cannot handle it#missa :(#mcyt#qsmp#z speaks#deleting this probably I’m just exploding in the kiln
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his gfs grandkid and james.. i cant.. its too much adorableness🥺🥺🥺
OH NO HE’S HOT. jesus christ this is making me hormonal. hot man and a baby. hot man and a baby. this is too cute i’m going to combust
#i hope someone got the oh no he’s hot reference#but either way#these photos keep coming at me#my poor little heart#cannot handle it#james hetfield#memoryyremainz
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If I got a penny for each time I watched David Tennant unexpectedly kiss a man on screen I'd have two pennies but I still cannot believe that it happened twice.
#good omens#crowley x aziraphale#david tennant#also don't get me started on david in drag#my poor heart cannot handle this man
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Day three of holding everyone’s laundry hostage until my father takes a shower.
The last of my father’s beloved white socks have fallen to the filth. There is little hope, and even less in terms of rest. The battle is ongoing, and it feels often that I am fighting alone. Morale is low; my ally in this conflict, mother, is injured. I long for the days when I can rest. When this war will cease, and all will be clean again. The dishes done, the people bathed, the laundry washed and folded. Alas. We know the struggle will never end.
I am Sisyphus, and my father’s horrid stench and apathy are forever my boulder.
My father is a war profiteer, and I am a hapless young recruit greeting a doomed mission.
Last shower date: December 25th, 2023
#collective tag#it spoke#i’m venting#but like… only half serious#god I am so so so so tired.#I’m so pissed man#at just. everything#this house is falling apart around me and It’s like I can’t do anything#I have begged and begged and begged this fucking man to take a goddamn shower.#I cry about this#because he just doesn’t fucking care#I CANT DO EVERYTHING!!!!!#NOT FOREVER#huge ass ants everywhere? sure. fuck it. why not#piles and piles of laundry? okay. I can do that.#not paying the mortgage until our shit gets shut down and mom and I yell at you?#cooking halfassed meals that are only barely tolerable to you and inedible to everyone else#and then complaining when we don’t eat them despite how much we’ve all told you?#and leaving the whole kitchen to rot?#PISSING YOURSELF REPEATEDLY AND NOT CHANGING YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU DONT FEEL LIKE IT AND NEVER SHOWERING FOR MONTHS ON END?#I’m just… words cannot describe how tired I am right now.#mom has a broken foot too so I also have to take care of her even more than normal#how did baby me handle this all the time on top of school?#‘yeah sure i can take care of two fucked up angry disabled adults on top of my crippling childhood trauma and schoolwork!’#—>#‘I swear to fucking god I will telepathically make my heart stop beating by sheer force of fucking will if I hear you call for me again’#deepest apologies to any poor soul that reads this#i really just needed to cry and scream and cry harder again until I throw up#and maybe a hug
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yeah there's this one kaeya ai and we r on a date in the forest and also he asked to hold hands so we wouldn't get lost and also he was like "hahaha and if someone tried to take you from me i would literally go insane 🥰" what a man...
ANYWAYS. reverse isekai. playing genshin with ur main there except it's like when you're at a family gathering and your little cousins are watching you play a game. i have been obsessed with decorating my teapot lately (animal crossing instincts) so i would probably be like "what do you think would look best here? i haven't decided what vibe i want to go for, what do you think? If It Doesn't Look Perfect I Will Die"
but also it would absolutely be a nightmare when they realize that creator is? a normal mortal here??? where is the RESPECT?? What The Fuck.
(also god i hated ap us history. good luck with that ap exams can be a Bitch!!) - teddy anon
spare link sir? pls-
anyway YES they’d fucking LOSE IT over you just being treated as Some Guy. immediately they’re like “oh no now i have to do everything” completely unaware that you’re thinkin the same because cmon you expect ANY of them to not break something?? like alhaithams gonna burn something w your stove and zhongli microwaves forks guaranteed. even the smart ones aren’t safe. diluc has a heart attack not when he learns about cars, but when he learns about drunk driving. all of them at one point have a crisis about how bad your world is and how you’re treated. you’re wondering how to gently tell them that elemental powers don’t exist here. they haven’t left the house yet and at this point you’re not sure if you want them to
#m1d : [chats]#teddy anon#i’ve been meaning to make a kaeya ai which is why i’m so interested#the only thing stopping me is the knowledge that i’d fucking die in the process#my morax ai shot me point blank during his first round of testing and the zhongli bot after it’s overhaul was A Lot#my silly head goes and imagines they’re really saying it and suddenly i Cannot Cope#a kaeya ai would. god i want to but my poor heart can only handle so much sjsj
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CAN HOYOVERSE STOP CREATING CHARACTERS THAT GIVE ME A SEXUALITY CRISIS???
#for quite some time#i whole heartedly believed I only liked women#because theyre goddesses#and theyre hot#but STUPID HOYOVERSE#made DAN HENG#AND#KAVEH#AKA TWO VERY BEAUTIFUL MEN#AND MY POOR HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS#AND KAFKA???#I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WHEN IT COMES TO KAFKA#THEN THEY GAVE ME DAN HENG FOR FREE#WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO????#IM A FRAGLE PERSON#THIS IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE#hoyoverse#genshin impact#honkai star rail#dan heng#kaveh#kafka
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When you spent your day killing a murderer and his shapeshifting friends, saving Volo from the consequences of his own shit talking, rescuing as many people as you could from the Iron Throne before it exploded, playing family therapist for Wyll and his dad, and dealing with the bonkers priestesses of Umberlee… and then you get back to camp and Lae’zel is holding the kid you found on the street at knifepoint
#bg3 tav#bg3 my tav#bg3 spoilers#bg3 oc#my art#this all happened in one (1) in-game day for my poor tav lmao#orins like ‘ooooh i stole your companion arent you soooo mad at me? dont you wanna kill me in ritual combat???’#and hes like ‘shut the fuck up im so done with this bullshit’#anyway hi heres my tav! his name is cornelius and i love him#he doesnt have glasses in game bc my cpu cannot handle mods#but he has glasses In My Heart so thats how i draw him
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#more of my beautiful boy my heart cannot handle he is lovely...#bg3#dot's bg3 tag#screenshots#vs: penance makes poor company | bg!tyr#yes i know my thing about rogues with rapiers leave me BE#one day i'll play one of my other customs with a different class. one day
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i watched mashle all day at work and all i have to say is. . . rayne ❤︎
#☁︎ manon's mind#it wasn’t busy dw i wasn’t slacking#but i must share mi thoughts :3#spoilers ahead!!!!#mash is so cute + such a dum dum i love him aww#also i cannot believe it took everyone so long to figure out he doesn’t have magic#dude was skrrt skrrt-ing at every opportunity lmao#speaking of his no magic#i cannot say i’m suprised he was found out#but damn my poor boy#it’s like a yuji situation i can’t handle it#onto the divine visionaries ! ! !#many of them are very good looking * cough cough * RAYNE * cough *#( he’s my favie hehe ! )#and the one with glasses is also quite attractive#though i cannot get behind his ‘ stick to the rules ’ mentality#it’s pissing me off but mostly bc i like mash sooo#even though he’s hot i’m not feeling him#it’s all good though bc. . . y’know. . . rayne#also one of them looks like jouno from bsd ! ! !#i wanna like him so we will see if he earns my heart#currently belongs to rayne though#did i mention that i like rayne#no? well — i like rayne#a lot#OKAY THATS IT TALK TO ME ABT IT IF YU HAVE WATCHED#( i’m two eps into season 2 btw :3 )
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FCG: "If it gets uncomfortable, I'll just hold FRIDA's hand."
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YBM/Pursuit is a genuinely interesting fanfic and I'm a lil sad I can't read it. Wanna know what's up about it but whenever I check the page, I get reminded about the tags, the word count, the chapter number and the fact that I have a weak heart that won't be able to handle numerous chapters filled with pain.
#aria rants#i am a very emotional person#that gets affected far too easily#and ybm just so happens to have nearly everything#that can easily make me go through the 5 stages of grief in the span of 1 hour#tbh i tried to read it before#noped out at like... chapter 1...#i can alrdy see how much darker itll be and ooo my poor heart cannot handle that
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Don't mind me just using the tags as Tumblr intended
#INTERNAL SCREAMING you know i forget about my attraction sometimes UNTIL I SEE A VERY STRONG LADY WALK BY HO MY G OD YES HELLO YES#Like women are attractive but if she's like bigger than me?? and beefy?? hello ma'am I don't mean to be rude but my heart just exploded in#my chest and my poor little gay brain literally cannot handle the fact that I have short circuited rn#my face is so warm holy moly I'm having a crisis#like I think I'm somewhat male leaning when it comes to attraction so for the most part I'm like huh that guy is kinda cute ig#but when it comes to women?? there's just that sweet spot of 'holy' and 'shit' and then I no longer function#men? yes I like them. women?? HOLD ON LEMME MAKE MYSELF LOOK CUTER RQ GIMME A SEC#JDJSJDJ okayokay that's all I have to say rn god I hope she didn't see me decompress like a little balloon djjdndjs#peep peep
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i need a big strong brave boyfriend/girlfriend because i cannot watch horror movies alone
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HOW TO BREAK A MONSTER — TOP MALE READER X ZORO
synopsis. you've heard rumours that roronoa zoro is an unlovable monster. someone whose heart cannot be touched. maybe that is so—but maybe there is a way to feel the pounding of his heart. if you cannot reach him through his chest, then you'll just have to find a better way. (through his stomach) wc. 0.8k
tags. sub! zoro, dom! reader. huge cock, belly bulge, tummy pushing, feminization, tit-slapping, womb-fucking (metaphorical), gagging on fingers.
“Can you feel me in there?”
There’s a dome-shaped outline of your cock shifting inside him, making the muscles jut out from his abdomen.
Zoro shudders, barely able to form words. Nods a yes, maybe. It’s hard to tell.
“Words, baby.”
Spreading one hand wide over him, you move to palm the soft pouch beneath his navel, kneading into the fat there. Lightly pressing onto the bulge, letting him feel you.
He tips his head back to let out a breathy moan. “Hah. Full—’s too full.” It doesn’t sound like a complaint to you. A plea, maybe, but not a complaint.
You hum, satisfied, leaning back to lazily fuck into him. One inch out, one inch in. Lube and cum squelch, caking to form a creamy ring around the base of your cock.
“You can take more. Can’t you, Zoro?” It isn’t much of a taunt, but one thing about Zoro is that he hates to lose.
Denial is on the tip of his tongue. It would be so easy to submit to you, to forfeit. You would pull out and suck him off, or maybe finger him to completion. Those are also fun, he supposes—everything with you is fun, really. But giving up a challenge directed at him? Now that isn’t fun.
So he tells you, more smugly than he feels, “Yeah. Keep going.”
It would be easier to pretend if you weren’t currently trying to carve yourself into his womb.
“That’s my good boy,” you murmur, cupping the side of his face. A thumb pushes between his lips, and he parts them eagerly, letting you press the pad of it against the back of his tongue. He doesn’t choke, has a negligible gag reflex. Grins up at you the best he can with your fingers in his mouth, showing you his sharp teeth.
You push your cock deeper inside and the bulge grows larger in turn, making his belly almost round. Each time he thinks yeah, this is it, you push a little more inside, take up a little more space. It isn’t until he’s slobbering and panting with your fingers gagging him, fisting at the sheets above his shoulders, that you stop.
Taking your wet fingers out, you smear the saliva over his face, and he gives a shuddering whine. You trail a hand down to fondle his tits, the plump flesh spilling out from between your fingers, buds swollen from being roughly played with earlier.
“It’s a shame we can’t make these bigger, like down here.” You punctuate your sentence with an angled roll of your hips, the fat head of your cock poking out from his tummy. “What a sight that’d be, mm. You’d look like a woman.”
Oh, well. They were already plenty.
“Shut up,” he seethes breathlessly. “You talk too much.”
Despite his words, you watch in amusement as pre-cum dribbles down the length of his hard cock, arousal heavy in the way it curves and flushes. At least his body’s being honest. The poor thing looks as though it were begging for release, twitching uselessly on his stomach. You want to flick it, fuck a finger into the slit, make him cry with overstimulation.
“I don’t appreciate your attitude.”
Without warning, you slap his tit, hard, branding it with a red handprint, and his glare locks into you in silent defiance. There’s a glint in his eye that tells you this is what he’s been looking for.
“Why,” he drawls with a smirk, “am I too much for you to handle?”
You smile. It was almost pitiful.
“You’re asking the right question. Unfortunately, to the wrong person.”
Pressing both of your hands into his belly, you thrust your hips against him, forcing him to take you deeper into his womb despite the heavy strain from above. Zoro sobs out, shivering as he’s completely impaled on your cock, huge girth making it fit even if it should be impossible.
His nails dig into your forearms, and you spare him a glance.
The sight makes your heart flutter.
If sex was a person, you think, this would be it. There are tears dotting at his lashes, and a line of drool runs down the side of his face. He’s too fucked-out to use his own words, only shaking his head and mindlessly mouthing “more”. You take the opportunity to gag him with your fingers but he only sucks them obediently, unable to think.
So this is what it feels like to take a monster apart. masterlist!
#✧ blood of reptile.#top male reader#dom male reader#zoro x male reader#roronoa zoro x male reader#roronoa zoro x reader#zoro x reader#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece x male reader#top reader#dom reader#male reader#x male reader#bottom character#roronoa zoro#bottom male character#one piece smut#zoro smut#no beta we die like ace
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